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Loser's Lounge

Vic Sage Dec 14 2011 08:07 PM

Hey FMan, wassup? that's enough small talk... where's the tequila?

Vic Sage Dec 15 2011 08:29 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

I've rented a suite for us on a cruise ship. It's called The Titanic. catchy name for a boat, no? They're serving tequila shooters off the bellies of Victoria Secret models and Shrimp Cocktails served in monkey skulls... the baccarrat table is $10k minimum bet. We're losers, but we travel 1st class, baby. MFS, c'mon down. The girls are warm, the mead is cold, the shrimp is fresh, the company cantankerous and bitter. SKOAL!

MFS62 Dec 15 2011 08:43 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

Vic Sage wrote: MFS, c'mon down. The girls are warm, the mead is cold, the shrimp is fresh, the company cantankerous and bitter. SKOAL! Bottoms up to you too, Vic. If I had to do it all over again, I might have chosen Cantankerous and Bitter as my screen name. Later

metirish Dec 15 2011 09:20 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

I would like it to be known that I was the first loser :)

MFS62 Dec 15 2011 09:27 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

metirish wrote: I would like it to be known that I was the first loser :) Of course. There's a name tag thingie waiting for you at the door. Later

attgig Dec 15 2011 09:28 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

craps. when it's good, it's great.

attgig Dec 15 2011 09:29 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

how did my post go all the way up there?

MFS62 Dec 15 2011 12:09 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

attgig wrote: how did my post go all the way up there? Happened to me in another thread. My post jumped ahead of two others already there. What I want to know is, why are here in the loser's lounge? You won. Pay for your own booze and snacks. Get your arse outta' here. Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 15 2011 12:25 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

Michael Imperioli thinks you're a pussy if it isn't 1800. [youtube:2pbe7jg8]ILX6yM1Cy7k[/youtube:2pbe7jg8]

Diamond Dad Dec 15 2011 01:01 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

I never understood the appeal of Baccharat. Give me poker or craps any day. The Tequila is fine, however.

Ceetar Dec 15 2011 01:07 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

Diamond Dad wrote: I never understood the appeal of Baccharat. Give me poker or craps any day. The Tequila is fine, however. Don Julio Anejo? I prefer Poker, since you can actually win. Never tried Baccharat. Big fan of Roulette though.

Fman99 Dec 15 2011 01:15 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Michael Imperioli thinks you're a pussy if it isn't 1800. [youtube]ILX6yM1Cy7k[/youtube] Hey, didn't they dig a hole for this guy? Fucking Spider, fucking rat, his whole family was rats.

Vic Sage Dec 15 2011 02:22 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

i only drink that tequila that Vincent Chase endorses. Wait, where's Turtle with my tequila?

Centerfield Dec 16 2011 04:33 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

I love the friendly confines of the Loser's Lounge. I'll put the over/under at 5 drinks before Vic starts talking street spanish and taking his shirt off.

themetfairy Dec 16 2011 05:36 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

Centerfield wrote: I love the friendly confines of the Loser's Lounge. I'll put the over/under at 5 drinks before Vic starts talking street spanish and taking his shirt off. I hope he waits a week so I can be there to see it!

Vic Sage Dec 16 2011 05:39 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

trust me, amiga... that's not something you want to see. yo, baby, say hello to my leeetle friend.... hee hee!

metirish Dec 16 2011 05:40 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

I thought Vic would turn in to the Hebrew Hammer after a few?

Vic Sage Dec 16 2011 05:41 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

nah, that's my starting point... and the nickname of my cock.

metirish Dec 16 2011 05:43 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

Vic Sage wrote: nah, that's my starting point... and the nickname of my cock. lol

Vic Sage Dec 20 2011 02:20 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

warrrrriorrrrs... come out to play-ayyy.... Ceetar, Willets... we're running low on Mead. Could you guys do us a favor and harvest some fresh honey?

Ceetar Dec 20 2011 02:46 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

Vic Sage wrote: warrrrriorrrrs... come out to play-ayyy.... Ceetar, Willets... we're running low on Mead. Could you guys do us a favor and harvest some fresh honey? I'm more of a cyser fan. I can mix some apples in right?

Vic Sage Dec 21 2011 09:58 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

we got Fairy and Mole in da house! join da conga line, bitches! wahooooooo.......

themetfairy Dec 22 2011 05:10 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

Not until I get my tequila on first. And don't forget that G-Fafif is here!

G-Fafif Dec 22 2011 06:41 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

themetfairy wrote: And don't forget that G-Fafif is here! Reading quietly in the corner, waiting for the nachos to come out.

Ceetar Dec 22 2011 07:13 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

G-Fafif wrote: themetfairy wrote: And don't forget that G-Fafif is here! Reading quietly in the corner, waiting for the nachos to come out. The pulled kalua pork nachos are in the toaster oven as we type.

TheOldMole Dec 22 2011 11:43 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

Busy organizing the Mole Underground.

Fman99 Dec 22 2011 03:57 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

Isn't that where moles always hang out? What's there to organize exactly?

TheOldMole Dec 23 2011 12:04 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

Crisscrossing tunnels strategically located under the foundations of the winners' houses.

Vic Sage Dec 23 2011 12:06 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

Willets is taking the long way to the lounge, but he's due shortly. WP, you might want to swing by and pick up marathon and attgig on your way over. Otherwise, Chiron will have to make 3 trips to ferry you guys over... and that can run into signficant coinage.

themetfairy Dec 23 2011 12:24 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

The coinage is on the contest winner's tab - we can spend as wildly as we like!

metsmarathon Dec 23 2011 12:47 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

damn. i knew brick was a risky choice.

Mets – Willets Point Dec 27 2011 03:55 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

[Throws open door] YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE LOSERS!!! [Picks up punch bowl, tips back and consumes in just a few gulps] I'll show you a loser. [Wipes punch off chin with shirtsleeve] I tried to concede gracefully, but no. I had to post a parody, they said. It will be fun, they said. It's necessary for competition, they said. Competition, feh! [Picks up tequila bottle and drains in one slug] 20-1 isn't competition. 20-1 is a slaughter!!! [Smashes empty tequila battle against the far wall] I am the biggest loser in the history of the parody contests!!!! [sloughs off to corner and weeps quietly to self]

Fman99 Dec 27 2011 06:25 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

Mets – Willets Point wrote: [Throws open door] YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE LOSERS!!! [Picks up punch bowl, tips back and consumes in just a few gulps] I'll show you a loser. [Wipes punch off chin with shirtsleeve] I tried to concede gracefully, but no. I had to post a parody, they said. It will be fun, they said. It's necessary for competition, they said. Competition, feh! [Picks up tequila bottle and drains in one slug] 20-1 isn't competition. 20-1 is a slaughter!!! [Smashes empty tequila battle against the far wall] I am the biggest loser in the history of the parody contests!!!! [sloughs off to corner and weeps quietly to self] Fucking divas. Ruin the party why dontcha.

Mets – Willets Point Dec 27 2011 06:35 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

Hey I needed to catch up with all of you on drinks, so a little dramatics was necessary.

metsmarathon Dec 27 2011 07:10 PM Re: Loser's Lounge

i'm just quietly and depressedly drinking my drink alone in the corner. i read my source material one too many times...

TransMonk Jan 12 2012 07:44 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

Is there a karaoke machine up in here?

MFS62 Jan 12 2012 07:53 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

TransMonk wrote: Is there a karaoke machine up in here? I dunno. Unike Barry Manilow, I write the songs, but I don't sing them. That's because if you heard me sing you'd know my voice would clear this place out faster then if someone yelled "FIRE!". Later

TransMonk Jan 12 2012 08:11 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

MFS62 wrote: ...clear this place out faster then if someone yelled "FIRE!". Or "Schneider!"? My parody keeps inadvertantly mocking me.

MFS62 Jan 12 2012 08:30 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

TransMonk wrote: MFS62 wrote: ...clear this place out faster then if someone yelled "FIRE!". Or "Schneider!"? My parody keeps inadvertantly mocking me. Oops! (Blushing) Sorry. Purely unintentional. Later

TransMonk Jan 12 2012 08:33 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

No worries...I know you didn't mean it that way. Just thought it was funny.

Mets – Willets Point Jan 12 2012 10:14 AM Re: Loser's Lounge

I LOVE YOU GUYS!