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Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

themetfairy Dec 24 2011 09:32 PM

Department Store Santa - You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Benjamin Grimm Dec 25 2011 04:25 AM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

"Keep the change, you filthy animal!"

themetfairy Dec 25 2011 06:42 AM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra

MFS62 Dec 25 2011 09:56 AM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

The best "line" in the movie is when he gets his tongue frozen to the pole and can't say anything. Later

Fman99 Dec 25 2011 01:36 PM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

SONS A BITCHES! BUMPUSES!

DocTee Dec 25 2011 02:18 PM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

The queen mother of all curse words: F dash dash dash.

Fman99 Dec 25 2011 07:45 PM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

"For a second I thought, 'I'll fake it, they'll never notice the missing lens.' Oh no."

Mets – Willets Point Dec 25 2011 08:18 PM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan." "Randy: I can't put my arms down! Mother: Well... put your arms down when you get to school. " "This is your trough. Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat. Mommy's little piggy!" "Not a finga!" "It... It was... soap poisoning!" "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

RealityChuck Dec 26 2011 02:34 PM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!

Fman99 Dec 26 2011 07:30 PM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

"Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian."

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 26 2011 07:49 PM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" "He looks like a pink nightmare!" "Mind power, Swede... mind power!" The Old Man carries this movie to the all-time Christmas movie playoffs on his back.

Fman99 Dec 26 2011 07:59 PM Re: Great Lines From "A Christmas Story"

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: The Old Man carries this movie to the all-time Christmas movie playoffs on his back. He really does, with all apologies to Flick and Schwartz. "Didn't I get a tie this year?"