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Phony Jeopardy! Interviews (split off from Apropos of Nada)

Fman99 Dec 28 2011 05:35 PM

So, Fman99, it says here you once propositioned every female mascot you encountered at the Magic Kingdom, in front of your wife and kids. Tell us about that! Well, Alex, that's absolutely true. I got a kiss on the cheek from Minnie Mouse and told her she gave me a boner. I also asked Mary Poppins to show me her "crumpets" and I told Belle that I could be enough of a Beast to keep her satisfied. It was a hoot! Wow, Fman, you're quite the pig! Yeah, I have my moments. OK, I'll take "Presidents Who Might Have Been Gay" for $600, Alex.

Ashie62 Dec 28 2011 05:40 PM Re: Phony Jeopardy! Interviews (split off from Apropos of Na

Alex, I'll take ANAL BUM COVER for $200

Ceetar Dec 28 2011 09:38 PM Re: Phony Jeopardy! Interviews (split off from Apropos of Na

oh, definitely would go with some random stuff. I probably wouldn't even have to go make stuff up. I've got enough weird stuff. "You once hung out in the dental lecture hall at 2am?" "You stood outside Shea Stadium for 14 hours for tickets?" "You once gave your cousin Sylphilis?"

A Boy Named Seo Dec 28 2011 11:09 PM Re: Phony Jeopardy! Interviews (split off from Apropos of Na

Ceetar wrote: oh, definitely would go with some random stuff. I probably wouldn't even have to go make stuff up. I've got enough weird stuff. ... "You once gave your cousin Sylphilis?" Say what? And Fman, u look like Al Hrabosky.

Ceetar Dec 29 2011 06:47 AM Re: Phony Jeopardy! Interviews (split off from Apropos of Na

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Ceetar wrote: oh, definitely would go with some random stuff. I probably wouldn't even have to go make stuff up. I've got enough weird stuff. ... "You once gave your cousin Sylphilis?" Say what? And Fman, u look like Al Hrabosky. Sylphilis->

Fman99 Dec 29 2011 07:17 AM Re: Phony Jeopardy! Interviews (split off from Apropos of Na

"So, Fman, I hear your brother actually gave his mother crabs." "That's right, Alex, he brought those varmit home from college with him and then gave them to a towel. They jumped ship from there." "Well, I bet that made for some awkward moments at the dinner table!" "You know, Alex, it did. You haven't lived until you've seen your mom itching her patch on the couch. Ahem. Well, now, I'll take 'Things that Georgia O'keeffe paintings look like' for $400, Alex."