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Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

TransMonk

9 votes

John Cougar Lunchbucket

15 votes

TransMonk Jan 10 2012 06:36 AM

Title: Schneider! Parody of: Brian Schneider He can't throw very hard And he's really pretty slow He used to play games For the Expos He thinks he can hack it But, man, I wish he would retire Cause he can't hit Ooo, Schneider! Shea at night The lead has been blown When Schneid comes up to the plate That's when it's time to head for home I say that he's finished All the use of a flat tire The dude can't hit Ugh, Schneider! It was easy to see Right from the start He had stats so light He was not the missing part Unending slumping Missing all the tools His defense, it burns But his bat stays cool Now, the Kid and Todd Hundley Grote and Piazza With the bat and with the glove They didn't deny I'd take Thole In place of this guy He plays like shit Schneider! Schneider! Offensive black hole It's out of control! Schneider! Song Parodied: Fire by Bruce Springsteen [youtube]d5PoIrcyd34[/youtube]

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 10 2012 07:43 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 10 2012 07:49 AM

ME AND SAM CHAMPION I've seen the news Bit after bit Conjecture’s intense ‘Bout if I switch hit And mixed signals? I've sent a few I've had my hair peroxided bright blonde But I’m telling you … (I could go on and on and on and on…) Me and Sam Champion are friends And he is not oiling my mitt again Me and Sam Champion We’re just companions I don’t call for screwballs With me and Sam Champion – as you’d heard I've taken no vows But that’s not my thing I am the Burly Bachelor Met-rosexual That’s how I swing But there’s been a rumor ‘Cause I watched the news I just wanted the weather before my next game And I so turned him on (And I turned him on! and on! and on! and on!) Me and Sam Champion, we’re friends And we were not tanning at Fire Island Me and Sam Champion Me and Sam Champion! No calls for screwballs Cause me and Sam Champion ain’t no girls… …Me and Sam Champion are chill And he is not swinging my Louisville… Me and Sam Champion We’re just companions! No shopping in Chelsea For me and Sam Champion… [youtube]C2NU98NZF8o[/youtube]

TransMonk Jan 10 2012 07:46 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Good luck, JCL. I got your song right away...great work! This is a rematch of the finals from some year (2006? 2007?) where Lunchie got the better of me.

metirish Jan 10 2012 07:50 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Both are great

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 10 2012 07:50 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Nice! Good luck!

Edgy MD Jan 10 2012 08:07 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

I'd be tempted to push convention (and maybe skirt the rules) by medleying "Me and Sam Champion" out of "We Will Out You." Great job, both.

Chad Ochoseis Jan 10 2012 08:27 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Second best Mike Piazza sexual preference speculation song ever, right after this one: [youtube:y02sbj8g]wzjYRWRKb_Y[/youtube:y02sbj8g] So Lunchie gets my vote in the battle of the catchers, but TM's parody was pretty damn good, too.

MFS62 Jan 10 2012 08:28 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Both really good. But I'm trying to figure out how, since no player is named, Sam Champion was the topic in a Mets baseball parody contest. Oops, saw Chad's post. Nevermind. Later

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 10 2012 09:11 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

TransMonk wrote: Good luck, JCL. I got your song right away...great work! This is a rematch of the finals from some year (2006? 2007?) where Lunchie got the better of me. I probably didn't deserve that one. Also Piazza involved! [url]http://archives.cranepoolforum.net/5700/f18_t5758.shtml

TransMonk Jan 10 2012 09:25 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Five years ago? Seems like yesterday (or three years ago).

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 10 2012 09:32 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Tricky, this.

Fman99 Jan 10 2012 10:30 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Voted once again for butt sex.

themetfairy Jan 10 2012 11:00 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Great job guys!

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 10 2012 06:32 PM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Edgy DC wrote: I'd be tempted to push convention (and maybe skirt the rules) by medleying "Me and Sam Champion" out of "We Will Out You." If I weren't mailing it in, that's what I'd do too. But just filling the verses here was murder.

A Boy Named Seo Jan 10 2012 07:50 PM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Damn, those were both amazeballs. Finals-worthy parodies in the semi's or whatever round this is. You guys both CRUSHED.

soupcan Jan 11 2012 07:26 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Wow - both great. Had to go with Lunchie.

TransMonk Jan 11 2012 07:54 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

I heard "We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions" in the car on the way home from the Y last night. I swear it was mocking me. "..and bad mistakes, I've made a few..."

TransMonk Jan 12 2012 07:28 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Well done, JCL. The two days were a formality...after I saw your song, I read the writing on the (virtual) wall. I'm off to the Loser's Lounge...where the stench of shrimp is strong, but the pressure to write more parodies is weak.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 12 2012 08:01 AM Re: Parody Contest - John Cougar Lunchbucket vs. TransMonk

Thanks for the graciousness and competition. I hope I won something good.