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Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

A Boy Named Seo

9 votes

sharpie

14 votes

sharpie Jan 13 2012 07:33 AM

1999 Don't worry, I won’t kill Fred I only want the Mets 2 win I was screamin’ when I wrote this Forgive me if it goes astray But when I woke up this morning Heard the Marlins had just signed Jose Jose’ll be wearing purple And blue and white and teal and black But despite all my frustration U know that I keep thinking back… Cuz U know two thousand zero one two party over Oops it’s a crime That they won’t be playing baseball like in 1999 I was drinkin’ when I wrote this And thinkin’ bout a time that’s passed But that was such a season and season’s weren’t meant 2 last Last day on the schedule Clontz chokes up a wild pitch And after Leiter’s shutout the wild card’s our little bitch. Yeah, I say two thousand zero one two, Bernie Madoff, Yup, that’s a crime But they had the mojo risin back in 1999 Yeah When Pratt he hit that homer Just over Finley’s chunky glove There was a riot in the dugout And piles full of Metly love Yeah, Todd Pratt hit a bomb So they could play another day But look out for who we get next The tomahawkin’ ‘Lanta Braves. Oh, I say two thousand zero one two, pass the jug Get drunk on wine They don’t have Mike Piazza Like in 1999 Two thousand zero one two, Fred and Jeff They own like slime No Valentine fake mustache Like in 1999 Alright, it’s 1999. U say it, 1999 1999 1999, don’t stop, don’t stop, say it one more time Two thousand zero one two they’ll barely field a Starting nine There won’t be no grand-slam single Like in 1999 1999 (1999) Hell of a good show (1999) Hell of a good show (1999) We would watch John Olerud play (1999) Now it’s the time For them to play the red-hot Braves (1999) Listen to what I’m tryin 2 say Everybody, everybody say Wild Card Cmon now, u say Wild Card That’s right, everybody say (WILD CARD) Maddux got us puzzling, yo (GAME ONE) They get 4 we get but 2 (GAME ONE) Millwood’s got them swingin’, baby, say (GAME TWO) Offense is a stinkin’, mama (GAME TWO) Cmon, cmon, u say (WILD CARD) Everybody everybody (WILD CARD) Glavine shuts us down, say (GAME THREE) (WILD CARD) Beat that redneck Rocker, baby (GAME FOUR) Fifteen frames the bases full (GAME FIVE) (GRAND SLAM) That’s right (SINGLE) Got a tie in extra innings say (GAME SIX) Bases loaded for the Braves (GAME SIX) Kenny, why’d you pitch so bad to Andruw Jones? Kenny, why’d you pitch so bad to Andruw Jones? ? [youtube]UjivDeA7Qu0[/youtube]

A Boy Named Seo Jan 13 2012 09:19 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Berra was quizzical, studied sabermetrical Numbers in the home Late nights all alone with his Afflack Duu---uuu--ck Robert Scheffing generaling in managing Calls him on the phone "Can I get ya 'nother pitcher, Yo-oh-oh-og… I've got a contract ready to go... He'll help your relief corp…" Bang, bang, Aker's yellow hammer Starts up… near your head! Bang, bang, Aker's yellow hammer Drops twelve-to-six like lead! Back in the bullpen, Tug would be the man again Acker's just "employed" Hired to be mopping up bad inn-iiiings… Yog tells Jack he'll play, when Tug's skill has gone away So he rides the pine Saying 50 times "I am set to go-o-o-oo!!" He passed McGraw, Craig Swan, and Nino... And got to pitch the ninth! Bang, bang, Aker's yellow hammer Starts up near your head! Bang, bang, Aker's yellow hammer Drops twelve-to-six like lead! Had a nifty run, though K to walks were 1 to 1 :-/ Acker, he had shown Could be called on when others could not go-ooo-ooo Cot's doesn't have for me, what might have been his salary But Acker earned increase (Acker earned his piece!) Grant does not agree and he lets him go-o-o-oo So at the season's end he would quit No bats again would find… Bang, bang, Aker's yellow hammer Starts up near your head! Bang, bang, Aker's yellow hammer Drops twelve-to-six like lead! [youtube:28eupjtv]ESwtizE0l5U[/youtube:28eupjtv]

A Boy Named Seo Jan 13 2012 09:27 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Enjoyed yours lots, sharpie. We're both fools for not working in 'butt sex' somehow. Good luck.

sharpie Jan 13 2012 10:09 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Back at ya, Seo. Good work.

Edgy MD Jan 13 2012 10:17 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Degree of difficulty definitely coming into play here

sharpie Jan 13 2012 10:20 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Can we get a sticky?

Fman99 Jan 13 2012 10:28 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Good stuff here. Have to ponder.

themetfairy Jan 13 2012 10:37 AM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Fman99 wrote: Good stuff here. Have to ponder. This

soupcan Jan 13 2012 03:58 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Wow, this is tough!

Mets Guy in Michigan Jan 13 2012 05:16 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Simply stunning. Great work all around.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 13 2012 08:20 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Edgy DC wrote: Degree of difficulty definitely coming into play here Indubitably. I won't lie-- some buttsex might have made the difference.

Fman99 Jan 13 2012 08:49 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Ultimately I went with Sharpie, because the more recent stuff resonates with me. And the idea of making 1999, or anything, my "little bitch" just works.

A Boy Named Seo Jan 17 2012 12:44 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Ladies and gentleman, thank you for joining me this afternoon. (kisses wife, joins hands with her and raises them above their heads in unison) Well, we did it! (pauses for applause) We finished somewhere between 5th and 8th! (more applause) I know we set our aspirations higher, but sadly 5th-8th doesn't give us that golden 'ticket to ride', so after much soul-searching, I've decided to suspend my campaign to be the next Presider... over the Crane Pool Forum Parody Championship. (crowd groans in disappointment) I'd like to congratulate sharpie on his hard-fought victory. I think his use of Prince was clearly pandering to both genders at the same time, and '1999' was obviously a desperate attempt at luring voters who were born either before, during, or after 1999, and I'm just disappointed the fine voters in this poll couldn't see through his blatant shenanigans. But I refuse to be dragged into mudslinging, ladies and gentlemen, and would like now to rise above the fray and take this opportunity to thank the 9 voters for their vision in selecting my parody in this poll. Your support is appreciated and donations to my PAC will be spent tonight on top-shelf Vodka and top-shelf escorts at my Concession Reception and the downtown Radisson (no, I'm afriad you're not invited, but thx for the $$). In the coming weeks, I will survey the remaining candidates in the field and after one is victorious, I will announce my endorsement of that candidate immediately following their victory so as to appear as if I was aligned with the victor from beginning. It is my greatest hope that you will not notice this act of frontrunning bullshittery, and if sharpie is the victor, let me just say now how much I effing love, love, love Prince. Thank you and good afternoon! My name is A Boy Named Seo and I approve this message. ABNS 2013 Hope. Change.

sharpie Jan 17 2012 02:23 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

Friends, I received a call from A Boy Named Seo (boos). No, no, stop it now. He was a fine opponent and fought a good race but I'm happy to say that we will go on to the Eastern Division Championship and all the way to the finals and beyond! Now, I admit that I when I first saw Seo's parody I knew this would be a tough race. Not only that, he did jump off to a 3-0 lead and the lead changed hands several times early on. But as I've said time and again, if you place your trust in the wisdom and the goodness of the fine folks at the Crane Pool Forum you will be rewarded and tonight we have been rewarded (cheers). Now, it's on to face John Cougar Lunchbucket (boos). I must say I am troubled by his advocacy of the homosexual lifestyle in his last parody, not to mention his baseless insuations of a great Met like Mike Piazza. Is this the kind of person you want representing you when we have to go up against the winner from the West? (Nooo). In closing, I want to say that our crack team is out researching the best song/player pairings and we will do whatever it takes to go all the way. Good night and God Bless the Crane Pool Forum.

A Boy Named Seo Jan 17 2012 07:46 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

^ A Boy Named Seo likes this.

MFS62 Jan 17 2012 09:28 PM Re: Parody Contest: sharpie vs. A Boy Named Seo

A Boy Named Seo wrote: ^ A Boy Named Seo likes this. Save the bucks for the booze, kid. There's plenty of it flowing freely here in the Loser's Lounge. If you're done holding hands with Sharpie and singing Kumbaya, join us. OE- funny stuff. Later