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Edgy MD Jan 12 2012 08:49 AM

I'm tired of smokin up...i still put up the most money...i'm tired of putting up money for everybody and everybody smoking it....don't come here..so i'm not gettin...i'm not bringin my daughter up with no house with no weed. i look at my child and i got respect for my child and she not supposed to be even staying here right now but i'm upset right now. don't be bringin that shit around here no more.

Edgy MD Jan 12 2012 09:18 AM Re: Neighborfights

Because, yeah, things are getting awful lowbrow in my neighborhood.

Nymr83 Jan 12 2012 09:46 AM Re: Neighborfights

We've had some great neighbor-issues on here... Who was the guy with the neighbor with a hockey rink?

Vic Sage Jan 12 2012 09:50 AM Re: Neighborfights

Edgy DC wrote: I'm tired of smokin up...i still put up the most money...i'm tired of putting up money for everybody and everybody smoking it....don't come here..so i'm not gettin...i'm not bringin my daughter up with no house with no weed. i look at my child and i got respect for my child and she not supposed to be even staying here right now but i'm upset right now. don't be bringin that shit around here no more. at first i thought he was complaining about bringing his daughter up in a house with no weed. double negatives + colloquial usages = miscommunication

Fman99 Jan 12 2012 10:46 AM Re: Neighborfights

Nymr83 wrote: We've had some great neighbor-issues on here... Who was the guy with the neighbor with a hockey rink? That was Soupcan's douchy neighbor.

Edgy MD Jan 12 2012 10:52 AM Re: Neighborfights

Vic Sage wrote: Edgy DC wrote: I'm tired of smokin up...i still put up the most money...i'm tired of putting up money for everybody and everybody smoking it....don't come here..so i'm not gettin...i'm not bringin my daughter up with no house with no weed. i look at my child and i got respect for my child and she not supposed to be even staying here right now but i'm upset right now. don't be bringin that shit around here no more. at first i thought he was complaining about bringing his daughter up in a house with no weed. double negatives + colloquial usages = miscommunication She. Next-door neighbor's grand-daughter has allowed gramma's backyard to become dope central for young neighborhood layabouts while grammy is at work. One of those layabouts is presumably the father of her bebe. Sounds like she's drawing the line. Good for her --- although it's not clear from the tirade whether she objects to raising her daughter in an opium den or not getting enough weed herself for the cash she's fronting. I need to get me a big ol' dog. Clean this neighborhood up.

Nymr83 Jan 12 2012 11:27 AM Re: Neighborfights

I reccomend a half-wolf breed, if those are legal in your area (they aren't in NYC but you can own them in many places.). Otherwise, a pit bull and maybe get him a malamud for company.

Ceetar Jan 12 2012 11:43 AM Re: Neighborfights

can I ponder my neighbors here? It's not as exciting, I'm just trying to figure out why they're running the air conditioner all night long most nights.

metirish Jan 12 2012 11:59 AM Re: Neighborfights

I had/have the scumbag neighbor that fought over leaves from a tree in my yard going in to hers(I paid to have the branches that hung over her fence trimmed,later learned she's cuckoo) .......thankfully after I told her to fuck off three years ago she's not batted an eyelid at me since.

Vic Sage Jan 12 2012 12:51 PM Re: Neighborfights

The back of my backyard fence is shared with a house on the next street. It is inhabited by 2 matronly sisters, with more facial hair and moles than teeth, who swear at each other like particularly vulgar sailors, shouting obscenities at all hours of the day or night as if through a megaphone. The older one has the tonal quality of a foghorn, the younger sister is shrill as a siren. They have either a son or younger brother (or zombie slave) living with them,;he drives a motorcycle that he runs for hours in the back by the fence. These trailer park refugees threaten each others' lives with startling regularity and shocking specificity. I often fantasize about setting their house on fire, listening with glee as their dysfunctional cacophony morphs into screams of pain and terror. Is that wrong?

metsmarathon Jan 12 2012 01:02 PM Re: Neighborfights

only if this thread pops up in the ensuing criminal trial

Edgy MD Jan 12 2012 01:04 PM Re: Neighborfights

And hear I was embarrassed to share, lest I be looked down on by folks with a classy address. Like Vic Sage.

Valadius Jan 12 2012 02:24 PM Re: Neighborfights

In my last apartment some strange drugged-out college girl broke in at like 5:30 in the morning, walked in on my girlfriend in the shower and tried to sleep on my couch.

Nymr83 Jan 12 2012 02:26 PM Re: Neighborfights

Valadius wrote: In my last apartment some strange drugged-out college girl broke in at like 5:30 in the morning, walked in on my girlfriend in the shower and tried to sleep on my couch. [crossout]threesome opportunity![/crossout] Ahem... That's horrible, I hope you are both ok.

Edgy MD Jan 12 2012 02:31 PM Re: Neighborfights

Vic should be posting here a lot, I think.

Mets – Willets Point Jan 12 2012 02:43 PM Re: Neighborfights

I like all my neighbors but I sometimes fear that they're on the internet somewhere writing about "those douchebags with the two noisy kids and that hellion of a cat".

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 12 2012 02:51 PM Re: Neighborfights

Our upstairs neighbors used to fight, then she got a restraining order. Now I think we're the loudest fam in the building.

Centerfield Jan 12 2012 04:10 PM Re: Neighborfights

My neighbors are obnoxious. They have a three year old that throws tantrums when she doesn't get her way and likes to ride her scooter around in the apartment. She'll race up and down the hall with her brother when they bring trash to the chute. He's always pretending to be some sort of Power Ranger, and she yells "POCOYO!!!". I swear I can hear them playing baseball in their living room. The mother's voice carries like you wouldn't believe. She has no idea that her yelling at her kids to be quiet is louder than the kids can ever be. But the worst by far is the father. He curses at his TV non-stop from April to September. He wakes up early with his kids on weekends and blasts either douchy indy-rock, or 80's hair metal. This moron got drunk one time and stumbled into the light fixture in the hallway. Oh wait a second, these aren't my neighbors. This is us.

metirish Jan 12 2012 04:21 PM Re: Neighborfights

Centerfield wrote: My neighbors are obnoxious. They have a three year old that throws tantrums when she doesn't get her way and likes to ride her scooter around in the apartment. She'll race up and down the hall with her brother when they bring trash to the chute. He's always pretending to be some sort of Power Ranger, and she yells "POCOYO!!!". I swear I can hear them playing baseball in their living room. The mother's voice carries like you wouldn't believe. She has no idea that her yelling at her kids to be quiet is louder than the kids can ever be. But the worst by far is the father. He curses at his TV non-stop from April to September. He wakes up early with his kids on weekends and blasts either douchy indy-rock, or 80's hair metal. This moron got drunk one time and stumbled into the light fixture in the hallway. Oh wait a second, these aren't my neighbors. This is us. haha

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 12 2012 04:50 PM Re: Neighborfights

Centerfield wrote: My neighbors are obnoxious. They have a three year old that throws tantrums when she doesn't get her way and likes to ride her scooter around in the apartment. She'll race up and down the hall with her brother when they bring trash to the chute. He's always pretending to be some sort of Power Ranger, and she yells "POCOYO!!!". I swear I can hear them playing baseball in their living room. The mother's voice carries like you wouldn't believe. She has no idea that her yelling at her kids to be quiet is louder than the kids can ever be. But the worst by far is the father. He curses at his TV non-stop from April to September. He wakes up early with his kids on weekends and blasts either douchy indy-rock, or 80's hair metal. This moron got drunk one time and stumbled into the light fixture in the hallway. Oh wait a second, these aren't my neighbors. This is us. I think you have yourself confused with us.

Centerfield Jan 12 2012 04:56 PM Re: Neighborfights

(after many drinks) CF: You know what we should do? We should move right next door to each other. LWFS: Dude, that's an awesome idea! We should totally be neighbors! CF: Like totally right?!?!?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 12 2012 05:05 PM Re: Neighborfights

Now that's just unrealistic. To really make it work, we'd need, like, a bar on the first floor that we own and operate together.

Ceetar Jan 12 2012 05:34 PM Re: Neighborfights

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Now that's just unrealistic. To really make it work, we'd need, like, a bar on the first floor that we own and operate together. not just a bar, a brewpub.

themetfairy Jan 12 2012 07:18 PM Re: Neighborfights

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Now that's just unrealistic. To really make it work, we'd need, like, a bar on the first floor that we own and operate together. I have a bar. You guys just have to move next door to me.

Fman99 Jan 12 2012 07:23 PM Re: Neighborfights

My neighbors are all assholes. Or I am. I haven't figured it out yet.

metsguyinmichigan Jan 12 2012 08:08 PM Re: Neighborfights

My neighbors are very nice and have three young boys who are very entertaining at the least. But sometimes their idea of walking the dog is to open the door and let it go poop on my lawn. That's the best I got. It's a nice place to live. I'm not a dog person, though.

Mets – Willets Point Jan 12 2012 08:09 PM Re: Neighborfights

OMG! We should all move into a building together. I nominate Edgy for condo association president.

Vic Sage Jan 13 2012 12:45 PM Re: Neighborfights

Edgy DC wrote: And hear I was embarrassed to share, lest I be looked down on by folks with a classy address. Like Vic Sage. New Rochelle ain't a classy address... at least not the parts south of the high school, where i live. Sure, there are some nice areas, too, and we can almost see them from our place. But the view is somewhat obstructed by the trailer park house behind us. Which is another good reason to burn it down.

Centerfield Jan 13 2012 09:35 PM Re: Neighborfights

And now this idiot is playing Vixen. Really, Vixen. What year is this? I can only imagine how many scotches he'd have to toss back before that seemed like a good idea.

Edgy MD Jan 21 2012 08:35 PM Re: Neighborfights

And Eva from Oglivie just dumped Luis a flareup in the back alley. [list]"Luis you and me are no good!" "Listen to me! You gotta listen!" "No, you gotta listen! We done!"[/list:u] Getting close to ugly there for a bit, but Luiis kept his head. I willed him from the top window. My eyes boring into him, saying, "Keep your head, Luis." They went back into the same basement apartment, though, so who knows if round two is coming.

Vic Sage Jan 21 2012 09:06 PM Re: Neighborfights

better round two than two rounds.