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Frayed Knot Jan 21 2012 05:05 PM

Been a good couple of weeks for those of you still hoping to snag some rich, hot chick and live the life of luxury. First there was the news from December that Debra Messing had split with her hubby (something I'm sure that Vic noted with a certain degree of ... 'What if?') followed by indie-actress-singer-cutie Zooey DesChannel cutting ties with her rock-star husband. And now comes word of Heidi Klum and her impending divorce filing from singer Seal I mean, sure the odds are long, but it never hurts to wonder.

metirish Jan 21 2012 05:08 PM Re: Back on the Market

That Zooey is just so damn cute, can't blame Heidi, that fucker Seal has been living of a few hit songs going on twenty years now.

Edgy MD Jan 21 2012 05:57 PM Re: Back on the Market

I'm never gonna survive Unless I cut another "Crazy" My wife is gonna say goodbye Unless I cut another "Crazy"

seawolf17 Jan 21 2012 08:03 PM Re: Back on the Market

No, hell yes, and yes. Throw the recently divorced Katy Perry into the "hell yes" mix as well.

Frayed Knot Jan 21 2012 08:06 PM Re: Back on the Market

See now I purposely left Perry out of that group. Looks very plastic to me.

Mets – Willets Point Jan 21 2012 09:21 PM Re: Back on the Market

Sorry girls, I'm taken.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 21 2012 09:26 PM Re: Back on the Market

You guys! I'm so bummed! Seal and Heidi were like the heterosexual NPH and DB-- built to last, you guys! Ugh!1!!!!1!p /Returns to sorbet, US Magazine and catching up on Gossip Girl

metirish Jan 21 2012 09:43 PM Re: Back on the Market

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: You guys! I'm so bummed! Seal and Heidi were like the heterosexual NPH and DB-- built to last, you guys! Ugh!1!!!!1!p /Returns to sorbet, US Magazine and catching up on Gossip Girl so like dying here

Frayed Knot Jun 29 2012 03:16 PM Re: Back on the Market

Katie Holmes is now waiting by the phone ... at least according to the NYPost who say she and Tom are splitsville.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 29 2012 05:43 PM Re: Back on the Market

So, her option wasn't picked up for a sixth year, then?

Frayed Knot Jun 29 2012 05:57 PM Re: Back on the Market

No, five years of pretending to be married was apparently enough.

Swan Swan H Jun 29 2012 06:52 PM Re: Back on the Market

Frayed Knot wrote: No, five years of pretending to be married was apparently enough. At 5' 9" Katie is a full two feet short of the Guinness record for the longest beard.

Ashie62 Jun 29 2012 08:24 PM Re: Back on the Market

Holmes filed citing Cruise's appearance in Rock of Ages as a cause of personal distress.

Ashie62 Jun 29 2012 08:25 PM Re: Back on the Market

Swan Swan H wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: No, five years of pretending to be married was apparently enough. At 5' 9" Katie is a full two feet short of the Guinness record for the longest beard. The record is actually held by Kelly Preston.

Edgy MD Jun 29 2012 08:34 PM Re: Back on the Market

Wait... Kelly Preston is 7'9"?

DocTee Jun 29 2012 08:56 PM Re: Back on the Market

Seawolf: No, hell yes, and yes yes, no and hells to the yes. we need a poll here. (and a pole if any of the ladies wanna dance)

Nymr83 Jun 29 2012 10:20 PM Re: Back on the Market

My High School dream is alive!

Frayed Knot Jun 29 2012 10:24 PM Re: Back on the Market

Nymr83 wrote: My High School dream is alive! You wanted to marry Tom Cruise?

Benjamin Grimm Jun 30 2012 04:53 AM Re: Back on the Market

Swan Swan H wrote: At 5' 9" Katie is a full two feet short of the Guinness record for the longest beard. Like

Mets – Willets Point Jun 30 2012 06:04 AM Re: Back on the Market

Holmes will be dangerous to be around with all the cultists wanting to rub her out.

Edgy MD Jun 30 2012 06:16 AM Re: Back on the Market

This thread is like bad karma, and I fear it's only a matter of time before it announces the dissolution of one of our marriages.

TransMonk Jun 30 2012 08:09 AM Re: Back on the Market

Edgy DC wrote: This thread is like bad karma, and I fear it's only a matter of time before it announces the dissolution of one of our marriages. Every time I see it pop up, that is what I think.

Frayed Knot Jun 30 2012 11:43 AM Re: Back on the Market

Swan Swan H wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: No, five years of pretending to be married was apparently enough. At 5' 9" Katie is a full two feet short of the Guinness record for the longest beard. And a full half foot taller than Tom.

Nymr83 Jun 30 2012 02:28 PM Re: Back on the Market

TransMonk wrote: Edgy DC wrote: This thread is like bad karma, and I fear it's only a matter of time before it announces the dissolution of one of our marriages. Every time I see it pop up, that is what I think. I actually thought this would be the happy sequel to that thread about all the shit we wished we could still buy being back on the market!

DocTee Jun 30 2012 03:21 PM Re: Back on the Market

I actually thought this would be the happy sequel to that thread about all the shit we wished we could still buy being back on the market! Umm... you mean it's not?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 30 2012 07:43 PM Re: Back on the Market

Edgy DC wrote: This thread is like bad karma, and I fear it's only a matter of time before it announces the dissolution of one of our marriages. Well, if Xenu wills it, so it will be, you suppressive.