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Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Edgy MD Feb 23 2012 06:43 AM

The contest inspired by Willets Point. I'll open.

Mets Willets Point Feb 23 2012 07:17 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

No one puts Jeffie in the corner!

Edgy MD Feb 23 2012 08:37 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Come on, surely he has appeared in other places.

dinosaur jesus Feb 23 2012 01:07 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Mets Willets Point Feb 23 2012 01:46 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Brilliantly done, dj.

metsmarathon Feb 23 2012 06:47 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

[attachment=0:2x337atw]touristjeffwilpon.jpg[/attachment:2x337atw]

metirish Feb 23 2012 06:49 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

LOL...great stuff guys

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 23 2012 10:38 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

[APPLAUSE]

Benjamin Grimm Feb 24 2012 07:23 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Mets Willets Point Feb 24 2012 07:24 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Jeff looks appropriately cold being in his shirtsleeves while everyone else wears heavy coats. Great job.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 24 2012 07:41 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

HahnSolo Feb 24 2012 08:53 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I like both of Grimm's. Particularly the first, not only for his looking cold in lack-of-winter clothing. But it looks like the three soldiers on the right are staring directly at him.

MFS62 Feb 24 2012 08:58 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

In the second one, it looks like Jeff is smiling because he just saw the guy on the right use that dildo he's holding. Later

Mets Willets Point Feb 24 2012 09:15 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm wrote: It was Jeff's idea to agree to Stalin getting a forty year contract for the Soviet Union to control Eastern Europe. Hey, it looked like a good deal at the time.

dinosaur jesus Feb 24 2012 10:50 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 24 2012 11:40 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

How very Met-a!

TheOldMole Feb 26 2012 04:59 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Edgy MD Feb 26 2012 05:16 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The sniffleface makes more sense in that context.

Mets Guy in Michigan Feb 26 2012 09:14 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Those are fantastic!

Edgy MD Feb 27 2012 11:58 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

"Run for Your Life"

batmagadanleadoff Feb 27 2012 12:31 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

TheOldMole wrote: This one's my fave. Because Jeff should be getting noogied by Moe or head-locked by Larry.

metirish Feb 27 2012 12:52 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

"Run for your life" , love it....Jeff concentrates so much on his running he doesn't even notice the Beatles.......or doesn';t care more likely, there is money to be made. what program do you guys use for this?

Ceetar Feb 27 2012 12:54 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

when in this world the headlines read of those whose hearts are filled with greed who rob and steal from those who need to right this wrong with blinding speed

Benjamin Grimm Feb 27 2012 02:31 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

metirish wrote: what program do you guys use for this? I use Adobe Photoshop.

Edgy MD Feb 27 2012 02:32 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I actually just find the photos in archival searches.

metsmarathon Feb 27 2012 02:46 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

paint shop pro, because i like to be different. i do need to invest me in some adobe photoshop software though...

dinosaur jesus Feb 27 2012 04:06 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This is pretty random, but what the hell. Photoshop for me too.

TransMonk Feb 27 2012 04:13 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Where's Jeffy?

G-Fafif Feb 27 2012 04:42 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

How pleasing it would be to find Jeff Wilpon in history as opposed to the Mets present.

metsmarathon Feb 27 2012 06:50 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

TransMonk wrote: Where's Jeffy? that took a while to find. enough so that i almost assumed he wasn't there at all. and then, after i saw him, i couldn't quite believe it took me so long in the first place. also, there's a lot of nudity in waldo's vicinity.

Mets Willets Point Feb 27 2012 06:52 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I found Waldo right away but can't find Jeffy.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 28 2012 07:43 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Ceetar Feb 28 2012 07:52 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

These are good, I need to get in on this one night when I have time.

MFS62 Feb 28 2012 07:53 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 28 2012 07:55 AM

Why can't he just get lost? For good. The only difference between this thread and a Groundhog Day like experience is that we keep seeing Jeffy, but in different places. It's scary. Later

Edgy MD Feb 28 2012 07:55 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Jeff's going home hungry, I think.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 28 2012 07:59 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Yeah, he doesn't even want to try to figure out how to use the chopsticks. Nixon must be thinking, "Why'd I bring this stick in the mud with me to China?"

Fman99 Feb 28 2012 08:01 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Even in China Jeffy can't get any dark meat.

Edgy MD Feb 28 2012 08:09 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I don't think this thread is anything like Groundhog Day.

metsmarathon Feb 28 2012 09:35 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

no, but i've got an idea for another 'shop

Benjamin Grimm Feb 28 2012 12:49 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

These are fun! (How exactly did Willets inspire this thread? I must have missed something.) I see the images were added to the CPF Facebook page as a photo album. I'm thinking we should blow them up to poster size and carry them on the field for Banner Day.

Mets Willets Point Feb 28 2012 12:57 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

(How exactly did Willets inspire this thread? I must have missed something.) It started on this page when I basically said "Let's all do something that I actually do not have the skill to do myself!!" CEETAR: It looks like Jeff was bad-photoshopped into that picture. METS - WILLETS POINT: We should have a "photoshop Jeff Wilpon into different pictures" contest.

Mets Willets Point Feb 28 2012 01:07 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Here's my crappy contribution, made with MS Paint.

Edgy MD Feb 28 2012 01:10 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm wrote: These are fun! (How exactly did Willets inspire this thread? I must have missed something.) I see the images were added to the CPF Facebook page as a photo album. I'm thinking we should blow them up to poster size and carry them on the field for Banner Day. You see, it's thoughts like this that killed Banner Day.

batmagadanleadoff Feb 28 2012 02:52 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm wrote: These are fun! (How exactly did Willets inspire this thread? I must have missed something.) I did this with MS Paint about five months ago in the Madoff's Curveball thread. Dad ... instead of selling 10 two percent shares for $20 million each, we could offer 200 two percent shares at just two million dollars each.

dinosaur jesus Feb 28 2012 03:02 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I'm not sure what this means.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 28 2012 03:37 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I think that belongs in the "Find Jeff Wilpon in Prehistory" thread.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 29 2012 08:06 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

With hindsight, Jeff decided that it may have been a bit of a faux pas to bring Mr. Met along.

Mets Willets Point Feb 29 2012 09:00 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I think that belongs in the "Find Jeff Wilpon in Prehistory" thread. I think we've already established in this thread that we can find Jeff Wilpon in fiction, so prehistory is open game.

dinosaur jesus Feb 29 2012 07:07 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Mets Guy in Michigan Feb 29 2012 07:25 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: I'm not sure what this means. That's not prehistory -- that's Godzuki! And Jeff is Kenny. All the kids in the Japanese monster movies are named Kenny,

TheOldMole Mar 01 2012 09:09 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm Mar 01 2012 09:20 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

metsguyinmichigan wrote: dinosaur jesus wrote: I'm not sure what this means. That's not prehistory -- that's Godzuki! And Jeff is Kenny. All the kids in the Japanese monster movies are named Kenny, Oh... I thought that was Land of the Lost.

Mets Willets Point Mar 01 2012 10:11 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

metsguyinmichigan wrote: dinosaur jesus wrote: I'm not sure what this means. That's not prehistory -- that's Godzuki! And Jeff is Kenny. All the kids in the Japanese monster movies are named Kenny, Not so long ago, I was telling my son about Godzilla and told him "...and he has a nephew named Godzuki!" And my wife said "That's only in the cartoon." So I looked it up on the internet and the only reference I could find to Godzuki was for Godzilla the animated series. But I never watched the animated series when I was a kid and clearly remember that there was a character in one of the movies - one that looks exactly like the one in that photo DJ posted - who was named Godzuki. What gives? (sorry, I know this is total derail of the Jeff Wilpon thread).

themetfairy Mar 01 2012 10:20 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I always open up this thread with eager anticipation - it's so much fun

Edgy MD Apr 11 2012 08:58 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I found this one I never used.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 11 2012 09:08 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This is a great thread. I'm a little concerned, though, about what's going to happen with these attachments when the thread eventually gets archived.

Benjamin Grimm Nov 27 2012 07:40 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Bumping this thread just because it's so much fun.

MFS62 Nov 27 2012 07:46 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

themetfairy wrote: I always open up this thread with eager anticipation - it's so much fun I'd rather open a thread titled, "Jeff and Fred Wilpon Are History", about their sale of the team. Later

dinosaur jesus Nov 27 2012 11:51 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Nov 27 2012 11:58 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Oh, that's good.

Benjamin Grimm Nov 27 2012 12:10 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Jeff looks like he does when he's eating Chinese food with Nixon:

Mets Willets Point Apr 07 2013 10:45 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This thread needs to be bumped because it is one of the greatest things ever.

dinosaur jesus Apr 08 2013 11:49 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

A Boy Named Seo Apr 08 2013 12:08 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Jeez, you're good.

Zvon Apr 08 2013 02:25 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

These are classic funny! I'll try and whip one up.

batmagadanleadoff Apr 08 2013 02:28 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

These photos need captions. Otherwise, I'm not buying why Jeff Wilpon would be at Socrates' death, or at high level WWII negotiations.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 08 2013 02:32 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

In each of these pictures, I see him as a clueless interloper.

Edgy MD Apr 08 2013 02:54 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

batmagadanleadoff wrote: These photos need captions. Otherwise, I'm not buying why Jeff Wilpon would be at Socrates' death, or at high level WWII negotiations. I can't imagine why. The timeline works.

Zvon Apr 08 2013 04:29 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This could effect the timeline. Dr.Who fans will know where that impossible astronaut came from. Probably would have been better if I used Shea as a backdrop and had him reaching out to give Shea the "touch of death".

metsmarathon Apr 08 2013 07:51 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm wrote: In each of these pictures, I see him as a clueless interloper. that's how i see him in every picture.

El Segundo Escupidor Apr 08 2013 08:06 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: This could effect the timeline. Dr.Who fans will know where that impossible astronaut came from. Probably would have been better if I used Shea as a backdrop and had him reaching out to give Shea the "touch of death". This would have been a million times better if it was an Apollo mission pic, especially this one or even this one.

Zvon Apr 08 2013 08:45 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The Second Spitter wrote: This would have been a million times better if it was an Apollo mission pic, especially this one or even this one. A million? Neil looks totally stoned in that second one. That is a good idea. Whip it up.

dinosaur jesus Apr 09 2013 12:17 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 09 2013 12:30 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

lolololol

Zvon Apr 09 2013 12:39 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Excellent DJ! Perfectly blurred to match. The Second Spitter wrote: This would have been a million times better if it was an Apollo mission pic, especially this one or even this one. Oh, I see what your sayin. The image wasn't very "historical". The ones you linked would put it more in that context.That's true and sorry bout that. Went for the funny. I had this wallpaper I created a few years ago for Dr. Who. Looking around for images to use for this I found a layered (.psp) save of the Who/River Song wallpaper. Thought it would be funny to just slide Freds head in there and slap on a new backround. So 95% of the work that went into the astronaut image was done long ago. Yea, kinda like cheating.

metirish Apr 09 2013 12:45 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Hilarious Zvon...took me a minute to find Jeffy in the Beatles one.

Edgy MD Apr 09 2013 12:50 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Downtown Jeff.

metirish Apr 09 2013 12:53 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This is great stuff....I am surprised this doesn't have a Facebook page already.

Zvon Apr 09 2013 12:54 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

metirish wrote: Hilarious Zvon...took me a minute to find Jeffy in the Beatles one. dinosaur jesus did the Sgt Pepper one. I agree, classic funny and I'm envious he used that image. We might have to have a new fashioned shop-off.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 09 2013 01:35 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

metirish wrote: This is great stuff....I am surprised this doesn't have a Facebook page already. Some of these have been stored in an album on the CPF Facebook page. Maybe I'll "share" that album from the UMDB Facebook page. That may get about 2,000 or more eyes on it. (Something like 2200 people saw the photo I posted of David Wright in a Cap'n Crunch hat.)

metirish Apr 09 2013 01:50 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Just saw it on FB...excellent .

metirish Apr 09 2013 01:54 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Can we share to Twitter?

Edgy MD Apr 09 2013 01:58 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm wrote: metirish wrote: This is great stuff....I am surprised this doesn't have a Facebook page already. Some of these have been stored in an album on the CPF Facebook page. Maybe I'll "share" that album from the UMDB Facebook page. That may get about 2,000 or more eyes on it. (Something like 2200 people saw the photo I posted of David Wright in a Cap'n Crunch hat.) That'd be great. Just make sure you give 'em the Crane Pool address with that so the Facebook page isn't the end of the line for those eyes.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 09 2013 02:10 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Definitely. Before I do that, we should probably make sure the album is up to date.

Edgy MD Apr 09 2013 02:25 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The album should have everything in this thread. I also created an album of Oscar Madison shots and another of Ed Koch shots if you want to send any further promos out. Thanks a lot for sharing your audience.

Zvon Apr 09 2013 03:29 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I'll go baaaaaaaaaaaaaack in history.

Edgy MD Apr 09 2013 03:32 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Izzat Jeff or Fred?

Mets Willets Point Apr 09 2013 03:33 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Oh look, he's shooting himself in the foot.

Zvon Apr 09 2013 03:41 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Edgy MD wrote: Izzat Jeff or Fred? Fred don't hunt.

dinosaur jesus Apr 09 2013 04:36 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Oh my goodness. It's Paleolithic Jeffy.

Frayed Knot Apr 09 2013 05:58 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Mets – Willets Point wrote: Oh look, he's shooting himself in the foot. Not for the last time.

El Segundo Escupidor Apr 09 2013 08:27 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: A million? Neil looks totally stoned in that second one. When two weeks in space you reach, look as sober, you will not, hmmm?

dinosaur jesus Apr 10 2013 12:56 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 10 2013 01:03 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Is he eating Wise snacks again? That Jeff!

Zvon Apr 10 2013 01:31 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Excellent DJ. Eating while being shopped is just rude.

dinosaur jesus Apr 10 2013 01:36 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I love that he thought to bring his Dodger yearbook. Did he get Carter, Torrijos, and Waldheim to sign it?

Zvon Apr 10 2013 02:42 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: I love that he thought to bring his Dodger yearbook. Did he get Carter, Torrijos, and Waldheim to sign it? Carter. And I love that his security people had the autograph hunters line up behind him.

Zvon Apr 10 2013 02:43 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Not sure if this will count (but it only took a minute to do).

TransMonk Apr 10 2013 05:11 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon Apr 10 2013 05:14 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

TransMonk wrote: Haha, love it. He's thinking "I bet someday that dress will be worth something to someone."

Zvon Apr 10 2013 05:20 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

batmagadanleadoff wrote: These photos need captions. Otherwise, I'm not buying why Jeff Wilpon would be at Socrates' death, or at high level WWII negotiations. It would be kool and funny if folks captioned them.

Zvon Apr 10 2013 05:27 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon Apr 10 2013 06:57 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I wanted to shop Jeff over one of those guys but their faces are just to damn interesting.

batmagadanleadoff Apr 10 2013 07:03 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

"Oh what squalor. I can't wait to get back to my home and my air conditioner. Nothing here to see."

dinosaur jesus Apr 10 2013 07:46 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I don't have a caption. Nice money shot on Roy Cohn, though.

Zvon Apr 10 2013 08:09 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Repetition makes good comedy. The eating (DJ) and running (Edge) Freds are funny and becoming funnier.

Zvon Apr 10 2013 08:11 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon Apr 10 2013 08:21 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I really hated disfiguring Janes face like that.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 10 2013 08:28 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

That one's a little too creepy. Let's stick to 9-11 jokes and stuff.

Zvon Apr 11 2013 06:01 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Since we got the Beatles I'll do LedZepp. Whose got the Stones?

dinosaur jesus Apr 12 2013 10:35 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

No Stones, but how about Metroz?

TransMonk Apr 12 2013 11:39 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 12 2013 11:42 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This thread, like, nourishes my soul.

Frayed Knot Apr 12 2013 01:57 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Somebody* should do an albums of SOME GUYS that would show various shots of Burkhardt in action. Or maybe that's fodder for a different thread. * and by "somebody" I mean 'not me' seeing as how I don't know how to do all this picture manipulatin' stuff

Zvon Apr 12 2013 07:09 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Awsum stuff^

smg58 Apr 12 2013 07:37 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: No Stones, but how about Metroz? Dear God, where did you find that?

Zvon Apr 12 2013 08:29 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus Apr 12 2013 09:03 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

smg58 wrote: dinosaur jesus wrote: Dear God, where did you find that? Follow the link in the picture. It's a whole world of awfulness you never dreamed could exist. Zvon has crossed the mustache barrier. All bets are off.

Zvon Apr 13 2013 01:21 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: dinosaur jesus wrote: Dear God, where did you find that? Follow the link in the picture. It's a whole world of awfulness you never dreamed could exist. Zvon has crossed the mustache barrier. All bets are off. lol. I could not find any link associated with the pic (except the image shack image).

batmagadanleadoff Apr 13 2013 01:36 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: Since we got the Beatles I'll do LedZepp. Whose got the Stones? This is one of my all time favorite rock albums. How could you do this to me, Zvon? Oh, the humanity.

Zvon Apr 13 2013 02:29 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I had the vinyl and CD, but I never really examined the cover. Who is the babe? Phillis Diller?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 13 2013 02:37 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Bring It On Home (With A Fourth Mortgage and Balloon Loan)

dinosaur jesus Apr 13 2013 03:02 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Animatronic Jeffy.

batmagadanleadoff Apr 13 2013 03:20 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I had the vinyl and CD, but I never really examined the cover. Who is the babe? Phillis Diller? The babe is actress Glynis John, a play on words on Glyn Johns, Led Zep's recording engineer. The album cover was based on this photo:

Zvon Apr 13 2013 04:31 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I had the vinyl and CD, but I never really examined the cover. Who is the babe? Phillis Diller? The babe is actress Glynis John, a play on words on Glyn Johns, Led Zep's recording engineer. The album cover was based on this photo: Wow. Awsum info and pic, thnx. And awsum Jeffbot DJ :)

Zvon Apr 13 2013 04:51 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I went a little overboard on this one.

dinosaur jesus Apr 14 2013 10:31 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The Hessians don't have a chance against that crew. Last summer at Euro Disneyland. « Mes amis, c’est Jeffy ! » dit Mickey.

Zvon Apr 15 2013 11:23 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus Apr 16 2013 10:22 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

He really likes wearing that hat. Halloween at the Wilpons'.

Zvon Apr 16 2013 01:32 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

What is with the hats?

Ashie62 Apr 16 2013 01:35 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Terrific! any way other than photoshop to makes these?

themetfairy Apr 16 2013 01:38 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Ashie62 wrote: Terrific! any way other than photoshop to makes these? Well, you could take a printout of a picture picture, cut our Jeffy's face and paste it onto another picture, and then scan that.

seawolf17 Apr 16 2013 01:50 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This thread is gold. I wish I had time to learn Photoshop.

Zvon Apr 16 2013 01:54 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Ashie62 wrote: Terrific! any way other than photoshop to makes these? I use a very old program, PsP7 (Paint Shop Pro 7--I have CoralDRAW6 but have no idea what I'm doing in there yet. Keen to learn tho). I've been using PsP7 for over ten yrs so I really know my way around. I still discover new things I can do with it. Its very user friendly compared to the more current programs(to me, anyway) and allows you to work in pixels as well as vectors. Working with pixels is much easier and convenient for this type of fotofun. I used to do rudimentary things in MSpaint way back when, and you can at least do some cutting and pasting, resizing, editing,etc. in there. Might be called just "Paint" these days-you will find it listed under: programs>accessories on any PC.

dinosaur jesus Apr 16 2013 02:25 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Yeah, for this sort of thing, a simpler program like Zvon mentions is probably better. The number of Photoshop features I actually use (or even know how to use) is fairly small, and a program that had only those features would be great.

metsmarathon Apr 16 2013 03:06 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

i'm a PSP user too, though i'm somewhat out of practice.

Zvon Apr 16 2013 06:10 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I was very tempted to have Valdespin flying by in his SuperSac costume.

seawolf17 Apr 16 2013 06:14 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

And once again, Zvon wins the internet.

Zvon Apr 16 2013 07:28 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

seawolf17 wrote: And once again, Zvon wins the internet. ha! Somebody stop meh!

dinosaur jesus Apr 16 2013 07:49 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: I was very tempted to have Valdespin flying by in his SuperSac costume. Jesus. How do you even do that?

themetfairy Apr 16 2013 08:13 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I love that it's scowling

batmagadanleadoff Apr 16 2013 08:14 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: What's Jeff's so, uh, excited about?

Fman99 Apr 16 2013 08:25 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wins.

Zvon Apr 16 2013 08:39 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I think three in this thread beat any of mine. And lets not be playin this to win. Lets just play. This is for fun.

Mets Guy in Michigan Apr 16 2013 09:23 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Freaking brilliant!!! Great job all around!

Lefty Specialist Apr 17 2013 06:59 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

With apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley: I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Jeffrey Wilpon, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 17 2013 07:04 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Terrific! any way other than photoshop to makes these? You can try Buddhist sand art:

Lefty Specialist Apr 17 2013 07:39 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I'm in awe of everybody's skillz.

metirish Apr 17 2013 07:47 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Lefty Specialist wrote: I'm in awe of everybody's skillz. this we win :)

Mets Willets Point Apr 17 2013 08:06 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Every time I think I've seen the best one, you guys outdo yourselves. Great work.

metirish Apr 17 2013 08:13 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Terrific! any way other than photoshop to makes these? You can try Buddhist sand art: didn't see this.....brilliant

dinosaur jesus Apr 17 2013 09:23 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Pancho and Jeffy.

batmagadanleadoff Apr 17 2013 09:36 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The efforts here are terrific. But I still don't get a lot of this thread. Why would the Egyptians build a sacred monument in Jeff Wilpon's image?

Mets Willets Point Apr 17 2013 09:47 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

batmagadanleadoff wrote: The efforts here are terrific. But I still don't get a lot of this thread. Why would the Egyptians build a sacred monument in Jeff Wilpon's image? His Daddy was Pharaoh.

Zvon Apr 17 2013 02:41 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Lefty Specialist wrote: With apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley: I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Jeffrey Wilpon, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away. Wordshopped! Awesome!

dinosaur jesus Apr 18 2013 01:06 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon Apr 18 2013 01:25 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Wow. Right down to the grain. Great job DJ.

batmagadanleadoff Apr 18 2013 01:36 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

"Dividerless urinals. If they're good enough for Mick and Keith....."

Zvon Apr 18 2013 03:40 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Photoshoppers are not magicians so lets see how this is done. I'll show step by step images of my latest effort. Here is the picture that I want to turn into historical Jeff. Nothing reeks of history like a Viking. The best fit Jeff head I have for it: Firstly, to match the Jeff head, I have to reverse the Viking image horizontally. Usually I take a "cut out" of Jeffs head and place it on top of the body or over the face (or whatever) I'm trying to turn into Jeff and work it til it works. This time I tried something different. Working in layers I removed the face from the original image. This left a gaping hole where Jeffs gaping face will be. Then I slid the Jeff head image underneath the Viking image so Jeffs face showed thru the gaping hole. I used layers to add little feathered cut outs from the original Viking on top of Jeffs ugly mug. Using the "push brush" on Jeffs orig pic, I made sure his hair is out of the picture. Then I went to work on making Jeff fit better with color, tint, contrast and brightness adjustments. He starts to look like one a those walking deads. Then combine all the layers and save: The hardest thing a photoshopper has to know is when to stop. If you have an eye for detail you will want to work it til you feel everything matches, like DJ did with the photo grain in the urinal picture. Sometimes they come together quickly and sometimes you have to work it. That all depends on how much detail you want to get into. For this thread you don't have to be all shoppy like that^ and simple cut and pastes can easily be as funny and as good as anything more complicated shoppers do. Because this thread should be more concerned with the laugh as opposed to the look. It would be kool if over time we started a number of these threads with different people as the target. Cuz I'll do this shit all season.

dinosaur jesus Apr 18 2013 07:43 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Interesting tutorial. The feathered cutouts and the push brush are new to me. I think I would have tried to combine the Viking's Klingonish forehead with Jeffy's face, and gotten stuck on matching the skin tone and texture. Using someone else might be fun. Who, though? Jeff Wilpon is the perfect stooge--he looks stupidly out of place anywhere, including, of course, Mets board meetings. How about the opposite, someone who always looks like he belongs? Like Felix Millan. You couldn't throw Felix Millan. (Except on his head, of course, like Ed Ott.) Here's Felix negotiating the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk.

Edgy MD Apr 18 2013 08:00 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Millan does seem like a universally comfortable guy. One man more awkward in photos than Jeff, and that's Duda.

A Boy Named Seo Apr 18 2013 09:29 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Mets – Willets Point wrote: Every time I think I've seen the best one, you guys outdo yourselves. Great work. KEEP GOING

Zvon Apr 19 2013 08:03 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

____________________________________ Here's Felix staying in shape during the off season:

dinosaur jesus Apr 20 2013 09:56 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

True fact: Felix Millan was Hyderabad mixed doubles champion two years running--by himself! He said the secret was acknowledging his feminine side, and letting it cover the baseline. And speaking of mixed doubles:

Zvon Apr 20 2013 01:01 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I would pay good money for an Aurora model of that scene. ^Aurora plastic kit recreation of scene

Zvon Apr 20 2013 04:50 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Millan Family Self Portrait (during one of his "Groucho" periods) In historical perspective:

Zvon Apr 21 2013 01:51 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus Apr 22 2013 11:17 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I'm sure there's a story behind this.

Edgy MD Apr 22 2013 11:30 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

That's not history!

Benjamin Grimm Apr 22 2013 11:36 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Nor is it Jeff Wilpon! This thread is old enough that it's gone well beyond its initial theme.

dinosaur jesus Apr 22 2013 11:45 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Edgy MD wrote: That's not history! It must have been close to forty years ago. That seems like history to me. Do we want a Felix in History thread, or should we let the Felix thing die a natural death here?

Edgy MD Apr 22 2013 11:48 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Felix is great. Just, you know, shouting.

seawolf17 Apr 22 2013 12:01 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I want Dogs Playing Poker With Felix hanging in my basement.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 22 2013 12:03 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

If this thread dies, I will kill you.

Zvon Apr 22 2013 12:22 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I'm sure there's a story behind this. Most awesome. Where'd you get that pic of Felix? Im having a hard time finding a decent selection of Felix heads. Also, did you add that body to the head or did it come with it? And my last shopquery is : On the Jeff/Stones Urinal Job, did you add the grain effect to Jeffs head or add it uniformly throughout the image?

dinosaur jesus Apr 22 2013 12:53 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Where'd you get that pic of Felix? Im having a hard time finding a decent selection of Felix heads. Also, did you add that body to the head or did it come with it? And my last shopquery is : On the Jeff/Stones Urinal Job, did you add the grain effect to Jeffs head or add it uniformly throughout the image? The head is from the Felix Millan Little League site, here: http://www.eteamz.com/felixmillanlittleleague/news/ There's also a nice picture there of Felix with his family at spring training. The body is Robert Redford from The Sting. I couldn't find any other pictures of someone playing poker and facing the right direction, and this one only seems to exist in black and white, so I had to color it in. That's kind of the definition of borderline obsessive right there. And I applied the grain just to Jeffy's head, to match the grain in the picture. It's "film grain," to be exact. I made a duplicate layer, applied the grain, then reduced the transparency of that layer to tone the grain down a bit. The hardest part was actually matching the tinting of the original. It would have been a lot easier if I'd desaturated the original and re-tinted the whole thing at the end. How are you getting drawing effects like Felix in the boat? Using filters in the program and tweaking those, or doing any drawing of your own?

Zvon Apr 22 2013 02:22 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Where'd you get that pic of Felix? Im having a hard time finding a decent selection of Felix heads. Also, did you add that body to the head or did it come with it? And my last shopquery is : On the Jeff/Stones Urinal Job, did you add the grain effect to Jeffs head or add it uniformly throughout the image? The head is from the Felix Millan Little League site, here: http://www.eteamz.com/felixmillanlittleleague/news/ There's also a nice picture there of Felix with his family at spring training. The body is Robert Redford from The Sting. I couldn't find any other pictures of someone playing poker and facing the right direction, and this one only seems to exist in black and white, so I had to color it in. That's kind of the definition of borderline obsessive right there. And I applied the grain just to Jeffy's head, to match the grain in the picture. It's "film grain," to be exact. I made a duplicate layer, applied the grain, then reduced the transparency of that layer to tone the grain down a bit. The hardest part was actually matching the tinting of the original. It would have been a lot easier if I'd desaturated the original and re-tinted the whole thing at the end. How are you getting drawing effects like Felix in the boat? Using filters in the program and tweaking those, or doing any drawing of your own? Amazin, the work with the Redford body. And you put him in orange and blue. Awesoooome! The "borderline obsessive" business: thats not a bad thing if you channel it into something like this. I have no doubt that being a bit obsessive over detail makes me a better photoshopper, and graphic artist in general. For this kind of thing I embrace the obsession. The Jeff grain : you are damn good. For the Felix portrait: First I used the PsP "contour effect" on Felixs head. Sometimes this creates a very nice outline drawing of an image- but it didn't here- so I just kept the overall outline and removed all lines within the face. I had to [crossout]hand draw[/crossout], ugh, I mean mouse draw the main details like eyes, nose, mouth. Then I added some lines and details on a separate layer to try and make it look like the original artists style. Then I applied a "motion blur" (at an appropriate angle) to that layer and it made the lines look smoother, less pixely, and more like the guys style. Thnx for the link to the Millan site :)

Zvon Apr 22 2013 04:27 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This ones weird. I saw the guy with Grohl and just had to try and stick 1/2 a Millan head above that mustache.

Zvon Apr 22 2013 04:28 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

And I still have some Jeff shit up my sleeve.

seawolf17 Apr 22 2013 04:47 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The guy in the Dave Grohl photo is Serj Tankian from System of a Down, not that it really matters.

metirish Apr 22 2013 05:02 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The March of Dimes is classic.....if our Jeff giving money or taking it?

Edgy MD Apr 22 2013 07:12 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

seawolf17 wrote: The guy in the Dave Grohl photo is Serj Tankian from System of a Down, not that it really matters. Or, as we noted in the seemingly lost-to-history thread, "Bands Formed by Mets Fans," System of Rick Down.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 23 2013 07:07 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Is this thread weird enough yet?

Edgy MD Apr 23 2013 07:12 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Err.... Umm....

dinosaur jesus Apr 23 2013 01:31 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The high life. Partying with William Randolph Hearst.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 23 2013 01:34 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Jeff's head looks more natural than Gable's.

Zvon Apr 23 2013 05:30 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Is this thread weird enough yet? lol.

dinosaur jesus Apr 24 2013 04:16 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon Apr 24 2013 06:25 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: WOW! The best!

Zvon Apr 24 2013 08:20 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I think I overworked this one cause it looks like one of those doctored pics on the cover of a supermarket rag.

dinosaur jesus Apr 25 2013 10:24 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 25 2013 02:08 PM

Midnight at the Hyundai Club.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 25 2013 11:09 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Just don't post any pictures of what goes on in the BJ's Clubhouse!

Zvon Apr 25 2013 11:21 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: Midnight at the Hyundai Club. WHAT AN ASS! I mean the guy in the chair.

Zvon Apr 25 2013 12:49 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

A quicky while we recover from DJs awesomeness. Explain how you did that "Boris" Jeff head. That's just beautifully done.

dinosaur jesus Apr 25 2013 02:57 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: Explain how you did that "Boris" Jeff head. That's just beautifully done. It was hell. Just a desperate combination of trying out layer options (Multiply? Overlay? Hard Light?), playing with color balance, using the Smudge tool to make it look less pixellated, and the Sharpen tool to try to simulate the digital corruption in the original. I found that the best way to add shading was to select an area, take the brightness way down, and smudge it to blend it in. I'd figured out some things by the time I did the guard in the back, which I think came out better. So who is Jeff helping to bury?

Zvon Apr 25 2013 10:35 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: Zvon wrote: Explain how you did that "Boris" Jeff head. That's just beautifully done. It was hell. Just a desperate combination of trying out layer options (Multiply? Overlay? Hard Light?), playing with color balance, using the Smudge tool to make it look less pixellated, and the Sharpen tool to try to simulate the digital corruption in the original. I found that the best way to add shading was to select an area, take the brightness way down, and smudge it to blend it in. I'd figured out some things by the time I did the guard in the back, which I think came out better. So who is Jeff helping to bury? I know what you mean but don't look at it like your goin thru hell. Its fun. Sure the end result is fun, but part of the fun is how you can explore (sometimes stumble) your way to interesting and amazing results if you really use a program coupled with your brain to its combined potential. I read what you say there and I don't see you going through hell. I see you exploring the possibilities. I always run shit thru filters and check out how it looks. And every once in a while I'll come across a new way to do something, or I'll try an effect that I would normally never consider and the result is amazin. Love when that happens. No Idea what's going on in that picture. When I noticed this thread I searched google image for "historic pictures". I quickly reviewed and grabbed a bunch that looked good to use. Didn't read captions or anything. Initially I figured one of the shovel guys would become Jeff. But then I saw a guy behind them who looked to be Hitler. Okay, that funny face Jeff head gets a lil square stache goes there,*BOOM. I like the movie poster concept on the Buck Rogers. Esp the old timey lookin ones. I gotta make up one a those.

dinosaur jesus Apr 26 2013 01:16 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: I know what you mean but don't look at it like your goin thru hell. Its fun. Sure the end result is fun, but part of the fun is how you can explore (sometimes stumble) your way to interesting and amazing results if you really use a program coupled with your brain to its combined potential. I read what you say there and I don't see you going through hell. I see you exploring the possibilities. I always run shit thru filters and check out how it looks. And every once in a while I'll come across a new way to do something, or I'll try an effect that I would normally never consider and the result is amazin. Love when that happens. Of course it's fun. It can be exasperating too, and frustrating, and with a difficult one like that it gets to a point where I wonder how long exactly it's supposed to take to stick Jeff Wilpon's silly head in a silly picture, and what the hell's become of my life. And only the fact that this is silly saves me, because it means there's no pressure, no one will know or care if I just toss it, but if it works out, great, because someone might enjoy it. And that makes it fun again. And yeah, I've learned something about the process too., and surprised myself sometimes. You know, when I first started playing with Photoshop, about fifteen years ago, it was my own face, of course, that I stuck everywhere (and my girlfriend's; she got to be Eve in the Garden, with glasses). That was fun too. Now here's Jeff channeling the feelings of Met fans everywhere on the signing of Frankie Rodriguez. I think Jeff has moments, microsecond-long spasms, where the true horrendousness of things hits him--who am I, what am I doing here, will I have money for food tomorrow, why did I have to wear these socks?--and then he collects himself again and he's the smiling sophisticate we all love. Jeff, I'm here for you.

Zvon Apr 26 2013 02:35 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: Now here's Jeff channeling the feelings of Met fans everywhere on the signing of Frankie Rodriguez. I think Jeff has moments, microsecond-long spasms, where the true horrendousness of things hits him--who am I, what am I doing here, will I have money for food tomorrow, why did I have to wear these socks?--and then he collects himself again and he's the smiling sophisticate we all love. Jeff, I'm here for you. Lmao. Lets have them holding hands.

Zvon Apr 28 2013 12:58 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus Apr 28 2013 08:21 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Holy crap. That's beautiful work. I'm only sorry you had to lose the dame from Newark.

Zvon Apr 28 2013 09:33 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: Holy crap. That's beautiful work. I'm only sorry you had to lose the dame from Newark. ty. I didn't know what to do with those two on top. The lady from Newark and the guy. I was gonna put it up and ask for suggestions, then I thought maybe, if I could find a good color pic of a 60s team, that might solve that. I found colorized nice quality pic of a 60s Mets team, and if I didn't that would have come out totally different. I would have tried to do something with those two characters I covered up.

dinosaur jesus Apr 29 2013 12:02 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon Apr 29 2013 03:05 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

He's better lookin bald. Who knew?

dinosaur jesus Apr 30 2013 11:09 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I've had dreams like this. They're not nice dreams.

Zvon Apr 30 2013 03:20 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: I've had dreams like this. They're not nice dreams. Creeeeeeeepy. Nothing acquatic has ever appeared in any dream I've ever had. What does this mean? This was done along with those other two posted. It didn't make the cut. I'm working my Met wallpaper for a May update so this is alls I got for now.

dinosaur jesus May 03 2013 10:27 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Mr. Entertainment.

Mets Willets Point May 03 2013 02:12 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History Edited 1 time(s), most recently on May 03 2013 02:59 PM

I found this image on Tumblr of three French soldiers from the WWI era and the guy in the middle eerily resembles a photoshop of Jeff Wilpon.

Edgy MD May 03 2013 02:39 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Is it any surprise that Jeff would start actually popping up in history? That's the way these things work. (1) It's fun and games. (2) It gets bigger than you could have imagined. (3) It's out of control. (4) It defies all you know about time and space. (5) It's the most terrifying thing ever. I know what I'm talking about. I've seen The Twilight Zone. It's the most unsurprising thing ever.

dinosaur jesus May 03 2013 03:47 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

We're changing history, is what's happening. Time and space, fiction and reality are fighting it out on this thread like overweight tag team wrestlers. I put Jeff in a photo with Pancho Villa a while ago, eating tortilla chips or something. But that was pointless, because they had already met, in an alternate reality that is now our reality. Pancho Villa, Emiliano Zapata . . . and Jeff Wilpon, Mexico City, 1914. Kind of looks like the inspiration for the Sergeant Pepper cover, doesn't it? I think James Joyce is there too, without his glasses.

Mets Willets Point May 03 2013 04:34 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

It's like 20 people decided to photobomb the same picture at the same time.

Zvon May 03 2013 05:34 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Great stuff DJ :). I'm takin a breather but I shall return!

dinosaur jesus May 06 2013 11:54 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm May 07 2013 05:23 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Nicely done! Although it brings us uncomfortably close to seeing Jeff's genitals. If I wanted to see that, I'd sign up for Twitter!

Benjamin Grimm May 07 2013 08:41 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

themetfairy May 07 2013 08:51 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

How can you do the Teletubbies without including the baby in the sun?

Zvon May 07 2013 01:34 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: Ohhh wowzers! Jeeze, what that poor lady do? Benjamin Grimm wrote: Hilariously creepy, just like the real tubbies.

dinosaur jesus May 07 2013 02:23 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: Ohhh wowzers! Jeeze, what that poor lady do? She used the words "nepotism" and "Ponzi" one too many times in her column.

dinosaur jesus May 08 2013 12:49 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I'm not sure why I'm on Mountain Time when I log in. I've been on Eastern or Central all my life. Anyway:

Ashie62 May 09 2013 03:41 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon May 09 2013 05:34 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I'm not sure why I'm on Mountain Time when I log in. I've been on Eastern or Central all my life. Anyway: Where the fk did u get that Jeff face? Priceless! GJ. I saw the movie Creature From The Black Lagoon (again) a few weeks ago and its funny how the creature is scarier looking in still shots. Ashie62 wrote: The perfect Jeffpression for the scene. Everyone's serious except the the two clowns. If you did that color matching you are now a photoshopper.

Zvon May 09 2013 07:11 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History Edited 1 time(s), most recently on May 09 2013 09:02 PM

Someone take this and start an internet movement to crush the orange billed caps!

dinosaur jesus May 09 2013 07:42 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: Where the fk did u get that Jeff face? Priceless! GJ. I saw the movie Creature From The Black Lagoon (again) a few weeks ago and its funny how the creature is scarier looking in still shots. The creature isn't menacing him, he's spotting him. Jeff tends to black out if he does more than two revolutions before he hits the water. The Jeff face is on the Getty Images site, originally from the Daily News. He's playing wiffleball on Family Day, and a five-year-old smacked a line drive right back at him when he wasn't expecting it. Thought he could sneak the changeup by him. Here's the link. http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news- ... o/97288281

Zvon May 09 2013 07:46 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Thanks. I'm even a member there. Years ago I hit up the place for all their Met photos.

dinosaur jesus May 10 2013 03:10 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I don't know, I don't mind the new alternate caps. They look kind of like the seventies Giants caps, which I always liked. It's time to have a more positive attitude around here. Look this way, Jeff.

dinosaur jesus May 14 2013 05:50 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Maybe this thread is a dead horse by now, but at least it can be a winged horse. Here's Jeff Wilpon, freshly oiled and mulleted, off to the ends of the earth to find the Mets another washed-up outfielder.

Zvon May 14 2013 06:24 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This thread should never die. Fade away, maybe. Great job DJ. I'm all Jeffed out for now but if some idea or inspiration comes to me I will phoenix the thread, as should we all. I doubt my next one will be a Jeff. Should we just dump all funnyfotoshops here or start a more generic thread?

themetfairy May 14 2013 06:33 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

This thread should be for Jeff and only Jeff.

Lefty Specialist May 15 2013 06:55 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I don't think the effect of Jeff Wilpon on history has been fully explored yet. Each one of these is like a little ray of sunshine poking through the relentless gloom that is 2013 Mets baseball. So yeah, keep going with the Jeffies.

dinosaur jesus May 17 2013 10:34 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The Motorcycle Diaries II: Looking for Che Stadium

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 17 2013 07:46 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Oh, that is top-notch execution.

metirish May 17 2013 08:42 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

That is just brilliant, the three guy in the background, the expression on Jay....classic.

MFS62 May 17 2013 09:14 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Whew! Clicked on this thread by accident and thought it was a continuation of the "how cute is Recker?" discussion. Then I saw the picture. Primo. Later

Zvon May 19 2013 01:24 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

The Motorcycle Diaries II: Looking for Che Stadium Yo DJ, this is magnificent. I'll go as far as to say I think you got them to pose for that!

dinosaur jesus May 19 2013 08:52 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon wrote: Yo DJ, this is magnificent. I'll go as far as to say I think you got them to pose for that! Why, thank you. I lucked out on Jeff's head, which was a nearly perfect match for the original (it's Johnny Depp!). Jay's was a bit more work. Here's a link to the original, if you're curious. (It's pretty big, so I don't want to clutter up this page with with it.) http://jerrygarrett.files.wordpress.com ... athead.jpg

Mets Willets Point May 20 2013 07:52 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I bet Jay is buttdialing right there in the sidecar.

Zvon May 20 2013 03:29 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: Yo DJ, this is magnificent. I'll go as far as to say I think you got them to pose for that! Why, thank you. I lucked out on Jeff's head, which was a nearly perfect match for the original (it's Johnny Depp!). Jay's was a bit more work. Here's a link to the original, if you're curious. (It's pretty big, so I don't want to clutter up this page with with it.) http://jerrygarrett.files.wordpress.com ... athead.jpg That's amazin'. I was wondering how you got Jeff to comb his hair that way, but that's Depps real hair! And I thought you had to use Jays entire upper body to put there, but that guy has a Horowitzy body, cloths and all! Mets – Willets Point wrote: I bet Jay is buttdialing right there in the sidecar. lol, put an i-phone in his hands.

dinosaur jesus May 21 2013 10:49 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Indian lady: Mr. President, I can prove you're an Indian. President Coolidge: How? Indian lady: Ha! Told you. Jeff: ?

dinosaur jesus May 25 2013 10:45 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

"My dad lets me use the dacha when he's at the Party Congress. There's whitefish in the fridge, and one his girlfriends probably left a spare bathing suit. What do you say?"

dinosaur jesus May 28 2013 03:07 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Pepsi diplomacy.

dinosaur jesus May 29 2013 10:34 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Zvon May 30 2013 01:23 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 29 2013 09:39 PM

TransMonk Oct 29 2013 05:27 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Dammit, Banksy!

Edgy MD Oct 29 2013 05:28 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Yeah, if you didn't grab that shot, I woulda.

Zvon Oct 30 2013 08:05 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

I swear this is not a photoshop. I just saw this on FB posted by SPACE.com. And thats Jeff! Thats a real pic:[url]http://www.space.com/23391-omega-one-man-extravehicular-gimbal-arrangement.html?cmpid=514630_20131031_13790434

dinosaur jesus Oct 22 2015 12:56 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Benjamin Grimm Oct 22 2015 01:14 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Caption: Jeff Wilpon sucks the big one

batmagadanleadoff Oct 23 2015 05:21 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 27 2015 08:56 AM

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batmagadanleadoff Oct 23 2015 05:26 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 23 2015 05:38 AM

Zvon wrote: God, this is great. I don't remember this one. How long did it take you to do that one? I'd buy that if it was poster size, like 14" x 20", say.

batmagadanleadoff Oct 23 2015 05:30 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: I've had dreams like this. They're not nice dreams. And this. How did you get that lobster boy effect? I've been trying to do that (not lobster boy, but that look) for months.

batmagadanleadoff Oct 23 2015 05:36 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History Edited 4 time(s), most recently on Oct 26 2015 05:55 PM

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batmagadanleadoff Oct 23 2015 06:11 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

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cooby classic Oct 28 2015 11:48 AM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

batmagadanleadoff wrote: Zvon wrote: God, this is great. I don't remember this one. How long did it take you to do that one? I'd buy that if it was poster size, like 14" x 20", say. HAHA! you guys have been working on this thread! And it's great!

dinosaur jesus Jan 08 2016 10:04 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

cooby classic Jan 10 2016 01:46 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

:D

Zvon May 23 2016 04:50 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

batmagadanleadoff wrote: [fimg=726]https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5827/22433138336_d3890685d2_o.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=726]https://farm1.staticflickr.com/774/22308009199_1eb0fb38b5_o.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=726]https://farm1.staticflickr.com/719/22317001568_159de11fc1_o.jpg[/fimg] I lost track of this thread and there are, unbelievably, some things I hadn't seen yet. Yo Batmags, that is AWESOME! work and hilarious. As to your question about how long the movie poster took. I don't remember but I think I did mention wanting to make one in this thread. I probably would have started it right after that comment. We are losing stuff in this thread (imagewise) and that's a shame. I still have all my stuff supported although I may have moved some to another album during organizing stuff. I would have saved all of em and supported them just to keep this thread whole. I'm gonna start sharing these crazy things on fb and twitter. Only the ones I made. I'd also post the others with permission. Some really great and funny work here. Shame for it to just fade away.

Zvon May 23 2016 04:52 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Oh, this has been archived? Forget it. I got here thru a search (works great btw). I was looking for the Mets bullpen cart photoshops. I can't recall what thread they were in. I found them in my photobucket though so I'm good.

cooby May 23 2016 05:14 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Wilpon is just so perfect for parody

Zvon May 23 2016 05:24 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

dinosaur jesus wrote: And this too. Amazing! I learned a lot more about PsP7 while doing this. To keep up with the competition I had to cram.

cooby Apr 24 2018 12:44 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

TransMonk wrote: Where's Jeffy? Argh!! Where is he?

Benjamin Grimm Apr 24 2018 12:57 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Lower right. Due north of the guy in the red underwear doing his laundry.

cooby Apr 24 2018 01:35 PM Re: Find Jeff Wilpon in History

Okay I think in my phone I’m not seeing the whole picture. Is there stuff right of the hat counter?