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Hawkman No Longer?

Fman99 Feb 20 2012 10:44 AM

According to MLB.com Mets' beat man Anthony DiSomethingItalian, Jon Niese had that Toucan Sam beak of his shaved down a tick.

TransMonk Feb 20 2012 11:07 AM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

Apparently, he can breathe better now and is in noticeably better shape. But will it make him pitch any better?

attgig Feb 20 2012 11:08 AM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

Jon Niese had nose job. Said Beltran offered to pay. Says positive byproduct breathing easier -Adam Rubin

Edgy MD Feb 20 2012 01:33 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

This may seem obvious, but if Beltran is talking about paying for plastic surgery....

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 20 2012 01:35 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

He's still got a deceptive hook.

Frayed Knot Feb 20 2012 01:39 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

Hey, nose jobs are no big deal, half my graduating class in high school had them. Of course I'm from Long Island so ... -- George Costanza

metirish Feb 20 2012 01:44 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

I hope his career doesn't take a nose dive like Jennifer Grey's did after she had her's "fixed". looks good though.

Frayed Knot Feb 20 2012 01:47 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: He's still got a deceptive hook. Thanks to all the contestants for their entries but we have our winner.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 20 2012 02:51 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

Edgy DC wrote: This may seem obvious, but if Beltran is talking about paying for plastic surgery.... Excellent point!

Ashie62 Feb 20 2012 03:07 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

Moley moley moley moley

metirish Feb 20 2012 04:53 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer? Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 20 2012 06:00 PM

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Edgy DC wrote: This may seem obvious, but if Beltran is talking about paying for plastic surgery.... Excellent point! I wonder how that conversation comes about. I'm sure Neise got a ribbing over that nose.

Ceetar Feb 20 2012 05:45 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

TransMonk wrote: Apparently, he can breathe better now and is in noticeably better shape. But will it make him pitch any better? Niese was the one that had the rapid heart rate last year right? could be nice that he's breathing better..

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 20 2012 08:57 PM Re: Hawkman No Longer? Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 22 2012 07:40 AM

Plus, with his new Errol Flynn honker, he'll be setting approximately 10 percent of opponents' hearts aflutter. Win win.

attgig Feb 21 2012 09:53 AM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

interview about the job http://web.sny.tv/media/video.jsp?conte ... source=SNY

MFS62 Feb 22 2012 07:32 AM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

I'm a little concerned about Niese. I remember when singer Dionne Warwick had dental work done to close up the gap between her two front teeth. She never had another hit record. Later

attgig Feb 22 2012 08:13 AM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

metirish wrote: I hope his career doesn't take a nose dive like Jennifer Grey's did after she had her's "fixed". looks good though. MFS62 wrote: I'm a little concerned about Niese. I remember when singer Dionne Warwick had dental work done to close up the gap between her two front teeth. She never had another hit record. Later any other careers take a nosedive after cosmetic surgery?

attgig Feb 22 2012 08:15 AM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

I kinda like Joe Petruccio's Niese drawing today:

Edgy MD Feb 22 2012 08:17 AM Re: Hawkman No Longer?

Well, the Dionne thing couldn't be less true. Her most successful period came after the most gorgeous set of caps were affixed to her chompers.