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Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Sharpie

9 votes

JCL

10 votes

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 05 2012 02:32 PM

J-O! N-A-T! H-A-N! Niese! J-O! N-A-T! H-A-N! Niese! J-O! N-A-T! H-A-N! Niese! J-O! N-A-T! H-A-N! Niese! Big ol’ lefty with a big ol’ hook Jonathan Niese, Jonathan Niese Schnozz is going straight into the record books Jonathan Niese, Jonathan Niese Aye-yi-yi! Did you see that nose? Ni-yine-times the size of Beltran’s mole To the good ole rhinoplasty doctor yo, you gotta go Jonathan Niese Jonathan Niese Gonna trim the hook, smooth the bump Reduce the mass of your air pump Jonathan Niese Jonathan Niese Juh-juh-juh Jonathan Niese Juh-juh-juh Jonathan Niese J-O! N-A-T! H-A-N! Niese! J-O! N-A-T! H-A-N! Niese! J-O! N-A-T! H-A-N! Niese! J-O! N-A-T! H-A-N! Niese! Smelling like a rose and his pitching rocks Jonathan Niese Jonathan Niese Now that his profile no longer resembles a hawk’s Jonathan Niese Jonathan Niese I-yi-yi’m wishing him good luck I-yi-yi gotta nip and tuck Get a good nose job, you know it helps you if wanna go Jonathan Niese Jonathan Niese Get a tummy tuck, chin implant, botox y’all have a ball Jonathan Niese Jonathan Niese Juh-juh-juh Jonathan Niese Juh-juh-juh Jonathan Niese…. [youtube:247ye2eq]cRLrZ66bwPQ[/youtube:247ye2eq]

sharpie Mar 05 2012 02:47 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

DARRYL HAMILTON They’re close but they need some help Another bat, McRae Just could not cut it still, Mora was too young. One other piece to go We’ll get a ring, not the Yankees We fleece the Rockies, going nowhere Heaven knows, we’d throw in Rigo Beltran That night We picked up Darryl Hamilton Darryl Hamilton, Darryl Hamilton, we picked up Darryl Hamilton That night We picked up Darryl Hamilton Coming into midseason lineups He hits .339 He doesn’t run and has not much pop, but Heaven forbid, he’ll be taking his swings. Got no rep and no hype, not for nothing He just wasn’t no superstar Playing center, he swoops like a song We cry “look at him catch another one.” All right We’re liking Darryl Hamilton Darryl Hamilton, Darryl Hamilton, we’re liking Darryl Hamilton All right We’re liking Darryl Hamilton. All the way to postseason His October makes us like him some more We haven’t won since ‘86 Do we have to wait now for fifty more? All right Still liking Darryl Hamilton Darryl Hamilton, Darryl Hamilton, still liking Darryl Hamilton All right Still liking Darryl Hamilton. Could we have traded for Sox’s Trot Nixon? Would he be better than D-Ham ever played In the 2000 games? Breaking camp no Darryl Hamilton Just sits on the d.l. with a hurting toe and Payton, Payton everywhere, and Not a peep heard from the D-Ham Ow, ow, ow, his dl-time keeps going Looks like a classic case of depression Sits on his hands at the end of the bench Looking at all the new outfielders Don’t we miss his glove? Well, Payton has a glove We forget about it all When he comes back he just keeps sitting We might Not need no Darryl Hamilton Darryl Hamilton, Darryl Hamilton, we don’t need Darryl Hamilton That’s right We don’t need Darryl Hamilton He’s now a gimp and he ain’t no hustler The gimp rides the pine while Jay Payton cuts the mustard Two thousand one and he ain’t got no game Timo needs reps and Benny’s a fan fave I heard the news today, oh boy News on the street: D-Ham’s got a beef Telling the press he should play some more And, he’d like to give Bobby a sock on the jaw And, Bobby says Darryl just ain’t good for playing And clean out your locker and then say good-bye Try to catch on but now it’s over Yes that final cut it will make you break down and cry. That’s right We’re done with Darryl Hamilton Darryl Hamilton, Darryl Hamilton we’re done with Darryl Hamilton That’s right We’re done with Darryl Hamilton Darryl Hamilton Darryl Hamilton, Darryl Hamilton, we’re done with Darryl Hamilton.... [youtube:16rmoutd]DQ5XywSZUfM[/youtube:16rmoutd]

Edgy MD Mar 05 2012 02:51 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Went for JCL despite his problematic spelling.

TransMonk Mar 05 2012 03:00 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Both excellent. I went with Lunchie and his ultra-contemporary parody. I got both songs right away without seeing the Youtubes. That's the sign of a good parody in my mind.

sharpie Mar 05 2012 04:06 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

can someone sticky this?

themetfairy Mar 05 2012 04:18 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Wow - superlative stuff!

Fman99 Mar 05 2012 07:52 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Nice work gents. Given the absence of cock jokes I went with the cock-like proboscis of Mr. Niese.

themetfairy Mar 05 2012 07:59 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Does anyone remember the show on which the Bay City Rollers made their US debut?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 05 2012 08:07 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

I voted Sharpie. He picked a song with a massive degree of difficulty and pulled it off.

G-Fafif Mar 05 2012 08:49 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

themetfairy wrote: Does anyone remember the show on which the Bay City Rollers made their US debut

G-Fafif Mar 05 2012 08:51 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Edgy DC wrote: problematic spelling. A Jonathan not coming to grips with a Jonathon?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 05 2012 09:01 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

G-Fafif wrote: Edgy DC wrote: problematic spelling. A Jonathan not coming to grips with a Jonathon? His folks can't spell, what can I say.

themetfairy Mar 05 2012 09:02 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

G-Fafif wrote: themetfairy wrote: Does anyone remember the show on which the Bay City Rollers made their US debut Correct - Howard had visions of becoming the next Ed Sullivan.

sharpie Mar 06 2012 11:01 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

can someone sticky this?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 06 2012 01:36 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Difficulty points edges out one damn catchy, tasty bit of Scot roast.

Ashie62 Mar 06 2012 04:02 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

themetfairy wrote: themetfairy wrote: Does anyone remember the show on which the Bay City Rollers made their US debut Correct - Howard had visions of becoming the next Ed Sullivan. Wrong I believe..Mike Douglas in Philly.

themetfairy Mar 06 2012 04:16 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Ashie62 wrote: themetfairy wrote: themetfairy wrote: Does anyone remember the show on which the Bay City Rollers made their US debut Correct - Howard had visions of becoming the next Ed Sullivan. Wrong I believe..Mike Douglas in Philly. I agree with G-Fafif. They made a big deal about the Bay City Rollers' US debut on the first show of Cossell's failed experiment.

themetfairy Mar 06 2012 04:17 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Wikipedia concurs with G-Fafif

Ashie62 Mar 06 2012 05:21 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Not so fast mine my Metly friends. The Cosell performance was via satellite from UK 1/76 The Rollers did one full week live in the USA in Philly starting 4/23/76 [url]http://www.ioffer.com/i/mike-douglas-show-bay-city-rollers-ken-norton-1976-dvd-144473987

themetfairy Mar 06 2012 05:26 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

I suppose it's the definition of the US debut that's up for grabs. I was going for the first time US audiences got to see them, which was amid much hoopla.

Edgy MD Mar 06 2012 06:04 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

We really need Wolfie to rule on all this tying going on.

Ashie62 Mar 06 2012 06:14 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

themetfairy wrote: I suppose it's the definition of the US debut that's up for grabs. I was going for the first time US audiences got to see them, which was amid much hoopla. Ashie1 was at one of those shows all tartaned up standing on her chair screaming and took a header.. All for Les McKeon.

The Second Spitter Mar 06 2012 10:29 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

You owe me a beer.

themetfairy Mar 06 2012 11:44 PM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Ashie62 wrote: themetfairy wrote: I suppose it's the definition of the US debut that's up for grabs. I was going for the first time US audiences got to see them, which was amid much hoopla. Ashie1 was at one of those shows all tartaned up standing on her chair screaming and took a header.. All for Les McKeon. I can't name a single Roller anymore....

Edgy MD Mar 07 2012 06:49 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

It's easy once you learn the chant. B-A-Y, B-A-Y, B-A-Y, C-I-T-Y, With an R-O-double-L, E-R-S, Bay City Rollers are the best! Eric, Derek, Woody too, Alan, Leslie, we love you, With an R-O-double-L, E-R-S, Bay City Rollers are the best! Those trousers were hawt!

Mets – Willets Point Mar 07 2012 09:43 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Did the Bay City Rollers arrive at their name by the theory of "American things are cool" and pick a name off the map of Michigan?

Edgy MD Mar 07 2012 09:53 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

The story goes that they threw a dart at a U.S. map. I get the idea they selected their pants somewhat similarly.

Ashie62 Mar 07 2012 09:54 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Edgy DC wrote: The story goes that they threw a dart at a U.S. map. I get the idea they selected their pants somewhat similarly. Ashie1 says correct on both fronts

Mets – Willets Point Mar 07 2012 09:58 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

See, I was making a joke but turn out not to be too far off the mark. It boggles the mind what possible names that band may have ended up with should that dart have landed elsewhere.

Edgy MD Mar 07 2012 10:20 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

The Eau Clair Boppers don't think that's very funny.

themetfairy Mar 07 2012 10:39 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Ashie62 wrote: Edgy DC wrote: The story goes that they threw a dart at a U.S. map. Ashie1 says correct on both fronts I concur - I recall that story as well.

metsguyinmichigan Mar 08 2012 04:29 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Outstanding job, guys! Had to go with the Rollers. And I'll never see Neise again without thinking J-O-N... Bay City isn't too far from Flint, where I worked for nine years, and is right next to Saginaw, which I've been to. But the Bay City paper is part of our chain, so my stories appear in it. I should go there sometime to see if there is any Roller-acknowledgement after all these years.

sharpie Mar 09 2012 07:12 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

And so I concede to JCL and thank him for his support and wish him good luck in the finals. But hell if David Bowie will concede to the Bay City Rollers.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 09 2012 07:17 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Begging to lose I was.

themetfairy Mar 09 2012 09:05 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

J-O! N-A-T! H-A-N! Niese! You know we'll all be chanting this during the season. You know it.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 09 2012 09:06 AM Re: Parody Semis: JC Lunchbucket v. Sharpie

Edgy DC wrote: The Eau Clair Boppers don't think that's very funny. That was funny.