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You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 14 2012 07:40 AM

Reserve catcher or No. 1 in Buffalo? Or reserve in Buffalo?

Bonus: Excluding Mike Nickeas' bride (center) predict the 2012 season for Curly, Blondy, Squinty, Pearly & Blacky

TransMonk
Mar 14 2012 07:52 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

I think he'll be on the big club for the majority of the season, but that Thole will get a large majority of the starts.

52 G, .210/.257/.282/.539, 2 HR, 15 RBI

Ceetar
Mar 14 2012 07:54 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

He'll be the major league backup. He'll "hit" just enough to justify his defensive role and backup nature. Thole will get a lot of games.

30 starts, .240/.302/.350 20 doubles, 4 HR. 25 RBI

As for the bridesmaids, left to right: Herpes, Twins, A diamond ring, Syphilis, 3 cats, Herpes

MFS62
Mar 14 2012 07:57 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Starter at Buffalo.
Cuppa' joe with the Mets: 23G, .222 in under 75 AB.

Curly, Blondy, Squinty, Pearly and Blacky will all have their hearts broken by me. No matter how much they beg, I will stay with my beautiful wife.

Later

Edgy MD
Mar 14 2012 07:59 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Herpes, Twins, A diamond ring, Syphilis, 3 cats, Herpes.


In a more just world, this would be a projection of the last six seasons for Derek Jeter.

Ceetar
Mar 14 2012 08:04 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Edgy DC wrote:
Herpes, Twins, A diamond ring, Syphilis, 3 cats, Herpes.


In a more just world, this would be a projection of the last six seasons for Derek Jeter.



He'd have to start including antibiotics in his gift baskets.

Edgy MD
Mar 14 2012 08:13 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Actually, it would be a review of the last six.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 14 2012 08:28 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

211/290/322 in 100 PA

Curly: Promoted at work (again), staying in shape, nice condo in the city, desperately lonely and empty inside.

Blondy: Nods in knowing recognition when 'Good Christian Bitches' comes on.

Squinty: Has a kid and turns her shoe-shopping and fashion blog into a child-rearing blog.

Pearly: All about scrapbooking and couponing. while her husband spends weekends hunting, fishing and attending NASCAR events.

Blacky: Auditioning for role of 'Icestorm' on new season of American Gladiators

Edgy MD
Mar 14 2012 08:31 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

I haven't quite figured out how scrapbooking emerged as a lifestyle choice.

smg58
Mar 14 2012 09:10 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Oh what the hell, I'll bet Lucas May beats Nickeas out and we don't see all that much of him.

Benjamin Grimm
Mar 14 2012 09:38 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Ron Hodges. That's all I got.

bmfc1
Mar 14 2012 10:00 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

smg58 wrote:
Oh what the hell, I'll bet Lucas May beats Nickeas out and we don't see all that much of him.

I agree. Nickeas better be the greatest defensive catcher in baseball because that's all he can offer. May is hitting and if he keeps hitting, he'll make the team instead of Nickeas.

Ceetar
Mar 14 2012 10:06 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

bmfc1 wrote:
smg58 wrote:
Oh what the hell, I'll bet Lucas May beats Nickeas out and we don't see all that much of him.

I agree. Nickeas better be the greatest defensive catcher in baseball because that's all he can offer. May is hitting and if he keeps hitting, he'll make the team instead of Nickeas.


Nickeas is hitting too.

It's Spring Training.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 14 2012 10:08 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

bmfc1 wrote:
smg58 wrote:
Oh what the hell, I'll bet Lucas May beats Nickeas out and we don't see all that much of him.

I agree. Nickeas better be the greatest defensive catcher in baseball because that's all he can offer. May is hitting and if he keeps hitting, he'll make the team instead of Nickeas.


I'd say that but for the fact that our D sucks so badly everywhere else on the field (including C when Thole goes) and the pitching staff needs all the help it can get, it might be nice to have a good-hands guy around if we can have one. The threat to Nickeas is Johnson probably, maybe May fights it out with Rottino/Turner/Hairston, et al for a reserve RH bat.

Fman99
Mar 14 2012 10:57 AM
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Black bridesmaid dresses, how Goth. I predict that they spend a lot of time sleeping with men that disgust them while listening to Nick Cave albums.

Edgy MD
Mar 14 2012 10:58 AM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Really? Where do I score some of that action?

Vic Sage
Mar 14 2012 12:31 PM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

didn't i write a play about those girls a while back?

and Nickeas? well, nobody is going to write a play about him, that's for sure.
I think he'll start the season as Thole's caddy, and get released at some point, after going 0-20.

Ashie62
Mar 14 2012 04:40 PM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Edgy DC wrote:
I haven't quite figured out how scrapbooking emerged as a lifestyle choice.



Because you are not a female.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Mar 14 2012 05:45 PM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Edgy DC wrote:
I haven't quite figured out how scrapbooking emerged as a lifestyle choice.


Scrapbooking? What about "couponing?" (Or, for that matter, "extreme couponing?")

Ceetar
Mar 14 2012 05:48 PM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Edgy DC wrote:
I haven't quite figured out how scrapbooking emerged as a lifestyle choice.


Scrapbooking? What about "couponing?" (Or, for that matter, "extreme couponing?")


I get couponing. That has the potential to save a pretty good chunk of money.

Fman99
Mar 14 2012 06:59 PM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Edgy DC wrote:
I haven't quite figured out how scrapbooking emerged as a lifestyle choice.


Scrapbooking? What about "couponing?" (Or, for that matter, "extreme couponing?")


You have to watch the extreme couponing show and see these women. They are creaming themselves in the aisle during the checkout process. It'd be easier if they just bought dildos. Using coupons.

Ceetar
Mar 14 2012 07:14 PM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

Fman99 wrote:
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Edgy DC wrote:
I haven't quite figured out how scrapbooking emerged as a lifestyle choice.


Scrapbooking? What about "couponing?" (Or, for that matter, "extreme couponing?")


You have to watch the extreme couponing show and see these women. They are creaming themselves in the aisle during the checkout process. It'd be easier if they just bought dildos. Using coupons.


There's a film at the Tribeca Film Festival about the invention of the vibrator.

vtmet
Mar 14 2012 07:48 PM
Re: You Make the Call: Mike Nickeas

I'm hoping that Hudgens can make Nickeas into at least a major league backup catcher's worth of an offensive player...

and I'm hoping to see if this small sample size has any validity when given a bigger sample size:


Mike Nickeas
Team Record in Starts: 10-5


http://www.baseball-reference.com/playe ... &year=2011