Aug 02 2012 02:36 PM
Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries
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2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries
| Fman99 Apr 09 2012 07:32 PM |
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Two subtly gay guys eat Sonic drive though in a car together while resisting the urge to say something clever.
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| themetfairy Apr 09 2012 07:44 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Anti-Smoking PSA's figure out that if they aren't so gross, people might actually watch them.
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| Fman99 Apr 09 2012 08:03 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Asian bitch talks to herself about a phone for an excessive amount of time.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 09 2012 08:49 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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BOI MOI GRASS; OI SWEAR I'M SCOTS!
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 09 2012 08:51 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Cunt climbs mountain.
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| Frayed Knot Apr 09 2012 08:54 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Scottish is one of the few impressions/accents you can do in a totally comical over-the-top stereotypical way and not get called on it by the PC police.
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 09 2012 09:00 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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You can tell when the Scot you're speaking to is legit when you can't understand anything he says.
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| TransMonk Apr 10 2012 07:18 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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I wish she would close that fucking gate.
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| Ceetar Apr 10 2012 07:20 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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| Centerfield Apr 10 2012 08:07 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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All kidding aside, do people really do stuff like this? I mean, that seems suicidal.
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| G-Fafif Apr 10 2012 11:23 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Wonder if Celine Dion's room is the same one used by that hooker the last coupla years.
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| Frayed Knot Apr 10 2012 12:11 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Sometimes it is.
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| Lefty Specialist Apr 10 2012 01:14 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Subway sandwiches lead to a romantic gay interlude in Venice.
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| themetfairy Apr 10 2012 05:06 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Xerox workers make our beloved Mr. Met feel like a deformed freak.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 10 2012 05:57 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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I can't bleev I almost klld that kid while txtng u LO
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| TransMonk Apr 11 2012 07:53 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Does Mr. Met really have feelings that can be hurt by mentioning his physical characteristics?
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| Mets – Willets Point Apr 11 2012 07:58 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Since I watch games on MLB TV, I don't see any of these commercials. I have to admit that some of these summaries have me curious.
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| Ceetar Apr 11 2012 08:05 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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| TransMonk Apr 11 2012 08:15 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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I've got the free Extra Innings preview this week, so after Sunday, I'll be switching to MLB.TV, too. SNY only has about 25 different ads they show during the games, so they become rote after awhile. I just got DIRECTV back last week after moving into a new place, and boy did I miss it. I won't get SNY on the TV during games this season, but I get the pre and post game shows. And I still get the SNY broadcast for the games via MLB.TV. I can't say I'll miss their in-game commercials.
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| Lefty Specialist Apr 12 2012 07:02 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Awesome.
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| Ceetar Apr 13 2012 05:23 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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My wife's favorite:
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| Fman99 Apr 14 2012 03:11 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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The cat/dog commercials are all great. It almost makes up for 30-50 PSA's per game of the same kids getting killed in the road.
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| Ceetar Apr 14 2012 06:53 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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yeah, those shelter ones are great. the dog toy hide and seek one is great.
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| Ceetar Apr 14 2012 06:54 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Stockboy, wisened up by reading a menu, mucks the winning hand to curry favor with the boss.
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| Fman99 Apr 16 2012 07:41 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Salma Hayek and her big Mexican bosoms dig the new menu choices at BK.
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| Benjamin Grimm Apr 17 2012 06:58 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Don't forget, one of her boobs is Lebanese.
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| Ceetar Apr 17 2012 07:01 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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which one do you think?
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| Benjamin Grimm Apr 17 2012 07:05 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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I'll try to determine that next time she drops by.
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| Fman99 Apr 20 2012 09:04 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Two nebbushy fucks fail to sell coffee to local businesses.
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| Fman99 Apr 20 2012 09:12 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Idiots drink red fluids in mall that may contain urine and feces, all in the name of insurance pricing.
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| Ceetar Apr 21 2012 11:34 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Nissan installs siren to annoy employees that sell cars.
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| HahnSolo Apr 22 2012 07:41 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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A rescue dog and the magic of Bud Light bring together hipster douchebags of all colors.
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| themetfairy Apr 22 2012 09:09 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Stupid girl thinks her mom can send a lion from the zoo to the bank via cellphone photo.
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| Ceetar Apr 22 2012 09:13 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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that one's sorta cute, but i thought the point of easy access check depositing (get on that BoA) would save you from having to deposit checks at the zoo.
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| themetfairy Apr 23 2012 04:14 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Kid looks both ways but still gets hit by a car.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 23 2012 04:34 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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I prefer to think about that one as "Oh, God, an unsupervised kid-- I KNEW this tank top was jinxed!"
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| Fman99 Apr 23 2012 08:30 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Unattractive would-be actress bothers everyone she knows via cell phone to report on her one line in some shitty gig.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 24 2012 05:28 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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For just enough additional money to purchase a hot dog and soda, we'll Power Pack a hot dog and soda into your Mets ticket... INCLUSIVE!
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| Lefty Specialist Apr 25 2012 06:42 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Delta Airlines flies really, really tiny planes.
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| Fman99 Apr 25 2012 07:21 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Shaq has a giant hog.
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| Fman99 Apr 26 2012 01:31 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Overrated fuck offers access to "outtakes" in a brazen attempt to sell shitty American vehicles.
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| bmfc1 Apr 27 2012 08:53 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Her thoughts and the sound of her voice have changed from the first version of this commercial. Different phone on the sign, too.
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| bmfc1 Apr 27 2012 08:55 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Mommy, stop smoking!
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| Fman99 Apr 27 2012 07:08 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Man chases man-pig hybrid, acrobatically.
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| Benjamin Grimm Apr 28 2012 05:49 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Being in a Verizon store makes grown women weep.
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| Fman99 May 08 2012 07:48 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Tito Puente Jr. hates meningitis and likely has both male and female genitals.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 08 2012 07:52 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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A lot of special spices and hop selectivity goes into making our middling, fruity summer beer.
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| G-Fafif May 08 2012 07:55 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Lady rock climber demonstrates loose morals by vacationing with boyfriend, not using Citi points to obtain separate sleeping arrangements.
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| Fman99 May 08 2012 07:57 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Yuppie douche mounts car carrier.
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| themetfairy May 08 2012 08:13 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Move to suburbia and complete the mediocrity by buying a Lincoln.
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| HahnSolo May 08 2012 08:16 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Couple have 4G phones; are complete assholes to neighbors.
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| Fman99 May 08 2012 08:18 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Woman and daughter, despite improved diction, still get hysterical buying phones, hilarity ensues.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 21 2012 07:35 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Messi, Jack Wilshere, Kun Aguero and Drogba in a Pepsi commercial during a baseball game?
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| Edgy MD May 21 2012 08:21 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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It's a radio ad, but are standup MRIs really that awesome?
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| Benjamin Grimm May 22 2012 06:44 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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I saw an article in the paper about luxurious showers that allow you to lie down while you're showering.
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| Ceetar May 22 2012 06:51 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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laying down in the shower seems like a bad idea (spoiler alert: take a bath) but I could use a nice seat with a cupholder.
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| Edgy MD May 22 2012 06:56 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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It just seems to me, if you're going to spend a half hour in a coffin, with machinery grinding all about you, you might as well spend your time chilling on your back and thinking of England.
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| Ceetar May 22 2012 06:59 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Isn't that the plot of Dracula? I've never been in an MRI. hoping to keep that streak going another 30 years or so.
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| Lefty Specialist May 22 2012 08:56 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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I'm not fishing that suicidal toothbrush out of the toilet.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 22 2012 11:02 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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It's ostensibly better-- if only minorly-- for claustrophobics. (Me? Well, given the choice, I'd rather do most things lying down.)
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| Farmer Ted May 22 2012 01:03 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Another great ad buy on SNY.
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| metsmarathon May 29 2012 09:03 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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while you're investigating a distant, ancient alien civilization, which may ultimately come to destroy all of mankind, kick back with a frosty barley-pop
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| Lefty Specialist Jun 08 2012 12:09 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Man wishing to buy porkpie hat finds that, in a cruel ironic twist worthy of Dostoyevsky, first he must Feed The Pig.
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| G-Fafif Jun 08 2012 12:35 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Devoted Mets fans endanger opportunities for romance, health and security to go to Tuesday night game and then act awfully generic in their swell Citi Field seats.
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| Ceetar Jun 08 2012 12:54 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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and come on, who's taking the Citi discount when you don't get the T-Shirt with it? I know I'm not.
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| Fman99 Jun 16 2012 07:39 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Taking a pill to help your cock work is indicative of the ingenuity required to fix an overheating radiator using the power of store purchased bottled water.
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| Lefty Specialist Jun 20 2012 05:55 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Mens hair dye apparently worthy of breathless worldwide TV coverage.
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| Fman99 Jun 20 2012 07:49 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Iced coffee is the cure for intercity rivalry baseball and ham-fisted acting.
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| Frayed Knot Jun 20 2012 07:51 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Particularly when shot from an angle that makes Girardi look about a foot taller than Terry. I mean, I know Terry is short, but Girardi's not making it in the NBA either.
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| Ceetar Jun 20 2012 09:01 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Not watching SNY may make Yankee bobbleheads commit suicide. (Wait, that seems like it's motivating me not to watch..)
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| Lefty Specialist Jun 21 2012 09:03 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Terry channelling his inner Walter Brennan when he says 'every advantage you can GIT, huh?' Plus they're both wearing home uniforms.
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 21 2012 09:05 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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"Yes Joe, it's toasted!"
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| metsmarathon Jun 26 2012 08:44 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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douchebag couple drives sporty sedan onto race course
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| MFS62 Jun 26 2012 09:21 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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We take your money and give you stuff.
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| G-Fafif Jun 27 2012 05:47 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Toyota chick conducting polygraph thinks a little too highly of herself at expense of Patton Oswalt type's dignity.
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| Lefty Specialist Jun 27 2012 08:40 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Toyota Chick manages to crouch down on high heels and hold a squirmy puppy without falling over on her tuchas, something that was probably a lot harder than it looked.
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| themetfairy Jun 28 2012 10:18 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Idiots put off important things in their lives in order to get a cheap Citi Field t-shirt on Tuesdays.
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| Swan Swan H Jun 28 2012 10:35 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Sisters chat on the phone, then a father and daughter yell at each other, which leads to the opening scene of the porn classic 'Scrap Metal Sluts.'
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| metsmarathon Jun 29 2012 10:32 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Loud men want to buy your car with the money they saved on the commercial
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| Swan Swan H Jun 29 2012 10:59 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Rapper-turned-actor expounds upon how cold a beer is, which serves only to mask the fact that it has no discernible flavor.
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| Frayed Knot Jul 03 2012 07:15 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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NYS Lottery wants you to not realize that they're merely recycling that 'Bridge on the River Kwai' whistling theme from when Getty gasoline used it decades ago for their commercials ... or that it was used in, you know, 'Bridge on the River Kwai'.
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| Mets – Willets Point Jul 03 2012 07:34 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Or by British Marines in WWI.
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| Lefty Specialist Jul 04 2012 06:00 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Iced Caramel beats Iced Mocha five times out of six.
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| themetfairy Jul 05 2012 07:07 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Suicidal bobblehead is too judgmental.
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| themetfairy Jul 05 2012 07:31 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Looking both ways isn't good enough.
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| Fman99 Jul 05 2012 07:40 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Lexus: The Official Car of the Hipster Douche
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| Fman99 Jul 07 2012 07:38 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Seriously, between suicidal NY sports mascots and the endless PSA's for alcohol abuse and kids getting hit by cars, there isn't a more depressing channel to watch than SNY on a commercial break.
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| Ceetar Jul 07 2012 08:43 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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who the hell tells their kid "oh, stranger with dog? Sure! Go play in the street with them!"?
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 13 2012 07:53 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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I found out recently that my friend was one of the guys who produced this commercial. He said Terry was a "natural" who nailed it on the first take and that Joe was very wooden and uncomfortable. The No. 22 taking swings in the better's box is the Mets' PA announcer.
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| Edgy MD Jul 13 2012 08:55 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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That's cool information, but it's more than one sentence.
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| Swan Swan H Jul 17 2012 08:06 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Car dealer tries to move vehicles by having a bunch of people dance and sing badly scanning lyrics to a famous Broadway/movie song.
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| Ceetar Jul 17 2012 08:09 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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If I'm reading it correctly, the stupid Girardi/Collins DD commercial was filmed preseason as the Freedom tower is much smaller than it is now/recently.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 17 2012 08:41 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING-- THERE'S A 2012-BULLPEN-QUALITY BOMB IN THE KNAPSACK!
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| Lefty Specialist Jul 18 2012 07:53 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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For God's sake, kid, DON'T PET THE DOG!!!!!!
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| Fman99 Jul 26 2012 07:55 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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SNY mid inning bleakness interrupted by washed up 1970's comedian destroying produce and insulting eco-aware types.
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| Swan Swan H Jul 30 2012 10:07 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Mario Batali doppelganger in a douchey hat will be singing after a Mets game.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 30 2012 11:58 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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A whole lot of care and painstaking preparation goes into the $10 surf-and-turf at THIS chain restaurant.
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| themetfairy Aug 02 2012 02:30 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Gladys Kravitz was right - See Something, Say Something!
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| Edgy MD Aug 02 2012 02:36 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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| Fman99 Aug 21 2012 07:18 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Future yuppies shill for office supply company while also falling off of chairs, not due to chemical imbalance and/or bath salt intake.
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| Fman99 Aug 21 2012 07:42 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Frank Costanza, still yelling.
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| HahnSolo Aug 22 2012 07:01 AM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Off-off-off-off-off Broadway cast of Grease sells Nissans, and after umpteen airings of it last night Mrs. Solo is ready to riot.
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| G-Fafif Aug 22 2012 02:08 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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BITCH! BUY A TOYOTA!
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| themetfairy Aug 22 2012 02:40 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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We think of it as a drinking game.
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| Fman99 Aug 22 2012 07:56 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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Douche bags hide SUV.
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| Fman99 Aug 22 2012 08:08 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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America's Founding Fathers drop X and pound whores.
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| Swan Swan H Aug 22 2012 08:18 PM Re: 2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries |
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They're showing this on the History Channel as well.
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