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Edgy DC
Nov 29 2005 10:41 AM

I started a new grid with the future Señora Delgado at home and I'll post it tonight.

In the meantime, we need somebody to register here: http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/MLBWIVES/?tab=s.

ScarletKnight41
Nov 29 2005 02:59 PM

Another photo of Carlos Delgado and his intended -


sharpie
Nov 29 2005 03:15 PM

The way their shirts mesh in the photos makes it look like her head is growing out of his shoulder.

Centerfield
Nov 29 2005 03:22 PM

ScarletKnight41
Nov 30 2005 03:53 PM

I still don't have a photo, but I learned that Sarah Quesenberry Wagner graduated from Ferrum College in 1994. In fact, she has been inducted in [url=http://www.ferrum.edu/news/2004fall/homecoming.htm]The Ferrum College Sports Hall of Fame[/url].

sharpie
Nov 30 2005 03:55 PM

Queseneberry is an awfully similar name to Quisenberry. No wonder she married a reliever.

ScarletKnight41
Nov 30 2005 03:59 PM

Sarah Quesenberry-Wagner ’94
Crozet, Virginia

Member of Ferrum College women’s basketball team from 1991-94 as guard * Served as team captain during senior year in 1993-94 * Named to Dixie Intercollegiate Athletic Conference All-Conference Team 1991 and 1992 * Named to Dixie Conference Academic All-Conference Team in 1993 and 1994 * Scored 1,237 career points from 1991-94 * Currently #4 on Ferrum women’s basketball all-time scoring list * Currently #2 on Ferrum women’s basketball all-time assists list * Actively involved with husband Billy Wagner with Major League Baseball Youth Development * Involvements included community activities with Houston Astros and support for Ferrum College women’s basketball program * Married to Philadelphia Phillies All-Star pitcher Billy Wagner

Gwreck
Nov 30 2005 04:38 PM

A little more poking around the Ferrum site reveals this:



The photos (whole page here: http://www.ferrum.edu/news/2004fall/halloffame04.htm ) don't have captions but this should be what everybody was looking for...

ScarletKnight41
Nov 30 2005 04:41 PM

Good work Gwreck!

(either that's Sarah, or Gwreck is a homewrecker...)

Elster88
Nov 30 2005 05:19 PM

If that wasn't Sarah, wouldn't the homewrecker actually be whoever is seated next to "Billy Wagner"?

Centerfield
Nov 30 2005 06:17 PM

That's weird that Wagner, a lefty, would wear his watch on his left wrist.

Edgy DC
Nov 30 2005 08:22 PM

And she has her nametag on her right brest. Wagners are funny that way. That's why he gets the McGraw Chair.

OK, here's where we stand. Thanks Gwreck and everybody for your snooping.

Our white whales are Sarah Trachsel (no offense, Ms. T., it's a metaphor) for a photo and Zambrano for anything. Help me fill this sucker out.

Starting Pitchers

Anna
Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Heilman

Ayako Kisa
(Ishii)
(Option Bought Out)

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Hietpas

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado to Be)
Infielders

Keppinger

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin
McCaffery
(Woodward)

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Keppel

Lindstrom

Garcia
Relief Pitchers

Hamulack

Owens

Perez

Ring

Yates
InfieldersOutfielders

Baldiris

A. Hernandez

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Camp
Starting
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers

Soler

Perisho



Free Agents
Relief Pitchers

Andrea Graves

Heredia

Ivonne Hernandez

Shannon
Looper

Takatsu
CatchersInfielders

DeFelice

Alicia
Rickter
(Piazza)

Cairo

Jodi
Mientkiewicz

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Willets Point
Nov 30 2005 09:53 PM

How can you post a picture of Ayako Kisa and have it not be this one?

seawolf17
Nov 30 2005 10:26 PM

For what it's worth, and I know this doesn't belong in this thread, but... Wagner is a natural righty; he does everything right-handed except pitch... which is what makes him such a freak of nature.

(Hence the seemingly misplaced watch.)

Edgy DC
Nov 30 2005 10:37 PM

I like the scarf, OK?

TheOldMole
Nov 30 2005 10:39 PM

Are you suggesting he does right handed things with his wife?

Edgy DC
Nov 30 2005 10:59 PM

Got a medium-good hit on Erin Woodward.

Starting Pitchers

Anna
Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Heilman

Ayako Kisa
(Ishii)
(Option Bought Out)

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Hietpas

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado to Be)
Infielders

Keppinger

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffery) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Keppel

Lindstrom

Garcia
Relief Pitchers

Hamulack

Owens

Perez

Ring

Yates
InfieldersOutfielders

Baldiris

A. Hernandez

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Camp
Starting
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers

Soler

Perisho



Free Agents
Relief Pitchers

Andrea Graves

Heredia

Ivonne Hernandez

Shannon
Looper

Takatsu
CatchersInfielders

DeFelice

Alicia
Rickter
(Piazza)

Cairo

Jodi
Mientkiewicz

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Johnny Dickshot
Nov 30 2005 11:11 PM

Nice to meet you Erin after all this time.

Edgy DC
Nov 30 2005 11:20 PM

Thanks. These are my friends.

Lady Jays accepting donations this weekend (left-to-right): Brandy Halladay, Leslie Huckaby, Jennifer Politte, Charlene Wells and Erin Woodward with seven-month-old Sophie.

Edgy DC
Dec 04 2005 09:03 PM

AcquiredDemoted
CatchersCatchers

Sonia Lo Duca

Hietpas
Coming up empty on Sonia Lo Duca.

Does it look like Erin Woodward above is actually about to donate her baby into the cardboard box?











Starting Pitchers

Anna
Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Heilman

Ayako Kisa
(Ishii)
(Option Bought Out)

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Hietpas

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado to Be)
Infielders

Keppinger

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffery) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Keppel

Lindstrom

Garcia
Relief Pitchers

Hamulack

Owens

Perez

Ring

Yates
InfieldersOutfielders

Baldiris

A. Hernandez

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Camp
Starting
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers

Soler

Perisho



Free Agents
Relief Pitchers

Andrea Graves

Heredia

Ivonne Hernandez

Shannon
Looper

Takatsu
CatchersInfielders

DeFelice

Alicia
Rickter
(Piazza)

Cairo

Jodi
Mientkiewicz

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

martin
Dec 04 2005 09:17 PM

http://www.dodgerblues.com/content/asshole04.html

has a photo purporting to be mrs LoDuca:

Edgy DC
Dec 04 2005 10:30 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 05 2005 09:25 AM

Well done. Keep looking, folks.

Starting Pitchers

Anna
Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Heilman

Ayako Kisa
(Ishii)
(Option Bought Out)

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado to Be)
Infielders

Keppinger

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Keppel

Lindstrom

Garcia
Relief Pitchers

Hamulack

Owens

Perez

Ring

Yates
InfieldersOutfielders

Baldiris

A. Hernandez

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Camp
Starting
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers

Soler

Perisho



Free Agents
Relief Pitchers

Andrea Graves

Heredia

Ivonne Hernandez

Shannon
Looper

Takatsu
CatchersInfielders

DeFelice

Alicia
Rickter
(Piazza)

Cairo

Jodi
Mientkiewicz

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Elster88
Dec 04 2005 11:18 PM

="martin"]


Hard to tell from this photo, but I daresay we traded up in wifeys. I'd still rather have Mike back.

Edgy DC
Dec 07 2005 12:47 PM
Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Dec 07 2005 01:06 PM

ReleasedPromoted
Relief
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers

Ayako Kisa
(Ishii)

Hamulack
I guess we need to let go of Ms. Kisa.

And that fine cookin'.













Starting Pitchers

Anna
Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Hamulack

Heilman

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Keppinger

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Keppel

Lindstrom

Garcia
Relief PitchersInfielders

Owens

Perez

Ring

Yates

Baldiris
InfieldersOutfielders

A. Hernandez

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Camp
Starting
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers

Soler

Perisho



Free Agents
Relief Pitchers

Andrea Graves

Heredia

Ivonne Hernandez

Shannon
Looper

Takatsu
CatchersInfielders

DeFelice

Alicia
Rickter
(Piazza)

Cairo

Jodi
Mientkiewicz

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

ScarletKnight41
Dec 07 2005 12:50 PM

Betzaida Delgado is now an honest woman. She needs to be updated.

Edgy DC
Dec 07 2005 12:57 PM

Done.

Better pictures (particularly those in 135x90 format) are welcome.

ScarletKnight41
Dec 07 2005 01:01 PM

Shall we refer to her by her married name?

Edgy DC
Dec 07 2005 01:05 PM

Can we confirm that she's changed it?

Elster88
Dec 07 2005 01:12 PM

The CPF: "The forum that takes the time to be sure a wifey changes her last name."

ScarletKnight41
Dec 07 2005 01:19 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
Can we confirm that she's changed it?


No, but referring to her as Betzaida Garcia wouldn't give visitors to our site a clue as to who she is.

The addition of (Delgado) is helpful, though.

Beenso
Dec 07 2005 08:36 PM

how come i cant see the damn table anymore

Edgy DC
Dec 08 2005 06:21 PM

Dunno.

I struck some gold here.

Here's Jose, Ilka, and the young Valentins.



I also found a better picture of Andrea Graves and family. Too bad so late.



An idyllic shot of the Wagners looks well-poised for a cropping of Sarah.



Best family shot on that site is of the family of Jason Marquis:



Worst one? Kevin Freakin' Millar:



Ben and Julie Sheets have a little boy named "Seaver":

Valadius
Dec 08 2005 07:13 PM

Get Ben Sheets over here. Seaver Sheets is too good to pass up.

metirish
Dec 08 2005 07:28 PM

Great stuff, some great pics....

Edgy DC
Dec 08 2005 09:01 PM

Seaver Sheets sounds like a catalog item from 1972.

Edgy DC
Dec 08 2005 09:52 PM

SignedUpgradedUpgraded
InfieldersRelief
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers

Ilka Valentin

Sarah Wagner

Andrea Graves
Now we're lookin' a little more professional.














Starting Pitchers

Anna
Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Hamulack

Heilman

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Keppinger

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Keppel

Lindstrom

Garcia
Relief PitchersInfielders

Owens

Perez

Ring

Yates

Baldiris
InfieldersOutfielders

A. Hernandez

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Camp
Starting
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers
Infielders

Soler

Perisho

Ilka Valentin



Free Agents
Relief Pitchers

Andrea Graves

Heredia

Ivonne Hernandez

Shannon
Looper

Takatsu
CatchersInfielders

DeFelice

Alicia
Rickter
(Piazza)

Cairo

Jodi
Mientkiewicz

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Valadius
Dec 08 2005 09:55 PM

Edgy- go into the "Our Favorite Photos" thread. I've got a better version of the Christine Glavine photo.

Edgy DC
Dec 08 2005 10:16 PM

Thanks, got her.

Starting Pitchers

Anna
Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Hamulack

Heilman

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Keppinger

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Keppel

Lindstrom

Garcia
Relief PitchersInfielders

Owens

Perez

Ring

Yates

Baldiris
InfieldersOutfielders

A. Hernandez

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Camp
Starting
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers
Infielders

Soler

Perisho

Ilka Valentin



Free Agents
Relief Pitchers

Andrea Graves

Heredia

Ivonne Hernandez

Shannon
Looper

Takatsu
CatchersInfielders

DeFelice

Alicia
Rickter
(Piazza)

Cairo

Jodi
Mientkiewicz

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Edgy DC
Dec 13 2005 05:21 PM

UpdatedSigned by MetsDemotedMysteriously Removed from RosterMysteriously Re-Added to RosterSigned Away
Starting PitchersInfieldersInfieldersStarting PitchersInfieldersRelief PitchersCatchers

Anna Benson

Rosa Franco

Keppinger

Keppel

Self

Ivonne Hernandez

Tish DeFelice
I found out Ms. DiFelice's name just in time to bid her adieu.

















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Hamulack

Heilman

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Garcia

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez

Ring

Yates

Baldiris

A. Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Camp
Starting
Pitchers
Relief
Pitchers
Infielders

Soler

Perisho

Ilka Valentin



Free Agents
Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchers

Andrea Graves

Heredia

Shannon
Looper

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)
InfieldersOutfielders

Cairo

Jodi
Mientkiewicz

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Elster88
Dec 13 2005 06:08 PM

Andrea Graves = hot.

Edgy DC
Dec 14 2005 10:10 PM

So, according to Steve Zabriskie, Rusty Staub has been in love with his wife for decades. That is a solid step toward answering both Zvon's unasked question about his wife and countless Met fans' unasked question about Rusty.

Yancy Street Gang
Dec 14 2005 10:20 PM

I thought that was interesting as well. Steve leaves us these tidbits to keep us begging for more.

Zvon
Dec 14 2005 10:27 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
So, according to Steve Zabriskie, Rusty Staub has been in love with his wife for decades. That is a solid step toward answering both Zvon's unasked question about his wife and countless Met fans' unasked question about Rusty.


lmaooooo

The Brooklyn Bum
Dec 14 2005 11:50 PM

After rejecting Playboy, Anna makes an appearance as Slutty Mrs. Claus at the Met's annual Christmas Party.






Those were the only two shots of her up at Mets.com, but my guess is that the Post and News have a field day with this.

Frayed Knot
Dec 14 2005 11:54 PM

AB: "OH my Mr. Met, what a big head you have"

MM: "Oh my Anna, what big ... "

Johnny Dickshot
Dec 14 2005 11:58 PM

Is that LoDuca in the black joisey?

metirish
Dec 15 2005 12:02 AM

Yes that is Paul, I posted a bunch of pics in the "THAT SHE BLOWS" thread, Anna looks great in that dress.

Edgy DC
Dec 15 2005 12:10 AM

Joining our squadron tomorrow will be Jennifer Perisho, IDunno Tejada, IDunno Martinez, IDunno Ramirez.

Not much on the initial research. Sorry.

metirish
Dec 15 2005 12:11 AM

They should all be ex "dancers" like Anna, at the least it would make it easier ti find pics of them.

Edgy DC
Dec 16 2005 06:23 PM

Signed Away
Relief PitchersInfielders

Shannon
Looper

Jodi
Mientkiewicz
I'm really disappointed to say goodbye to Shannon Looper without having seen her face. What I do know is that she works with a charity call Rock 'n' Wrap It Up, along with fellow faceless wifey Sarah Trachsel.
















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Hamulack

Heilman

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Garcia

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez

Ring

Yates

Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Soler

Perisho

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ilka Valentin
Outfielders

Ramirez



Free Agents
Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Andrea Graves

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo
InfieldersOutfielders

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Edgy DC
Dec 19 2005 02:36 PM

Signed Away
Relief Pitchers

Andrea Graves
We here at Wifey Watch consider Andrea Graves to be a real victory, having been stuck with a non-descript grainy broad shot until little over a week before her signing by Cleveland.

She'll be missed.














Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Hamulack

Heilman

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Garcia

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez

Ring

Yates

Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Soler

Perisho

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ilka Valentin
Outfielders

Ramirez



Free Agents
Free Agents
Starting PitchersRelief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Ayako Kisa (Ishii)

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo
InfieldersOutfielders

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Willets Point
Dec 19 2005 02:40 PM

I just noticed "Nady Lady" and "Redwoman." Funny stuff.

Edgy DC
Dec 19 2005 02:55 PM
Edited 3 time(s), most recently on Dec 20 2005 12:21 PM

Signed Away
Starting Pitchers

Ayako Kisa (Ishii)
Yeah, few read to the bottom I suspect. Meanwhile, Ms. Kisa is leaving before any of us have gotten a taste of that delicious dish.















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Hamulack

Heilman

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Garcia

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez

Ring

Yates

Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Ramirez

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ilka Valentin



Free Agents
Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Willets Point
Dec 19 2005 02:56 PM

Kisa leaving is heartbreaking.

Edgy DC
Dec 20 2005 12:22 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 20 2005 10:18 PM

Signed to Minor League Dealies
Relief Pitchers

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra
No answers on the Jessica Lugo front, huh?

Well we have some more mysteries invited to Wifey Camp. Maybe MetsWiki can help us.















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Hamulack

Heilman

Ericka Padilla
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady

Redwoman



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Garcia

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez

Ring

Yates

Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Lydon

Pagan


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Ramirez

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ilka Valentin



Free Agents
Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Edgy DC
Dec 20 2005 03:05 PM

Discovered
Catchers

Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas


It's a rather safe bet that Joe Hietpas will be invited to camp (more than half of the catchers in the systemtypically are). Until he is, we have this here. Thank you, Gabe Ribas, you big bawling baby.

Edgy DC
Dec 20 2005 04:28 PM

Most wanted face: Sarah Trachsel.

Most wanted status/name: the potential Ms. Zambrano.

Willets Point
Dec 20 2005 04:52 PM

Edgy DC wrote:

Most wanted status/name: the potential Ms. Zambrano.


I guess she would be Penis Girl.

Johnny Dickshot
Dec 20 2005 04:57 PM

Nady Lady update:

Fan chatter seems to indicate that Nady learned of his trade to the Mets while vacationing in Cancun with his fiance. Given all those clues, I still haven't found her yet.

Edgy DC
Dec 22 2005 05:20 PM

Juan and Ericka have crap Geocities site: http://www.geocities.com/Gerka04/


Nikol Starr Padilla

Johnny Dickshot
Dec 22 2005 09:58 PM

That's a great web page.

I wonder if Padilla teaches the value of removing his hat before he gets to the dugout.

Man had a 282 ERA+ last year.

Edgy DC
Dec 23 2005 12:18 AM

We talk about "rest of the bullpen." We should be talking about the Padilla and Heilman being invulnerable in the second half last year.

Edgy DC
Dec 23 2005 12:01 PM

An enterprising Met fan/web programmer would do well to send her a free re-design.

PatchyFogg
Dec 23 2005 12:21 PM

I loved Shay Hietpas in both Ladybugs and Sidekicks.

Edgy DC
Dec 23 2005 12:33 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 26 2005 07:47 PM

Funny thing is that she is a soccer player.

Jonathan Brandis. Disturbing subject. The guy's got dozens, if not hundreds, of tribute sites. He's like the King of Angelfire.

ShayJonathan

PatchyFogg
Dec 26 2005 02:49 PM

http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200512/200512260023.html


Umm, is Jae looking a little fat these days?

Edgy DC
Dec 26 2005 10:31 PM

DemotedNot Actually...
Relief PitchersOutfieldersStarting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Fortunato

Redwoman

Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)

Heilman
SignedAdded (to 40 and 25But Rather...
OutfieldersInfieldersStarting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Chavez

Ilka Valentin

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Ms. Heilman
Non-Tendered
Relief PitchersOutfielders

Yates

Lydon
Great work. That shows the type of Wifey Watch dedication I'm looking for

It's that kind of resolve that's going to find out something about the mysterious Ms. Heilman for me, and is going to find for me a front-on picture of Lee Ju-Hyun.

And do we have a better shot of Betzaida?

Forgive the business of this update. I had negelected the last two.


































Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Hamulack

Ms. Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Fortunato

Garcia
Relief PitchersInfielders

Owens

Perez

Ring

Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Pagan

Redwoman


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ramirez



Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

ScarletKnight41
Dec 26 2005 10:54 PM

Heilman is not a bachelor. I remember stories about he and his bride visiting New York on their honeymoon.

On Edit - the 2003 Mets Media Guide says that his wife's name is Kerri.

On Further Edit - I found the story [url=http://www.kcmets.com/MonMorn010603.html]here[/url] -

]Congratulations to pitching prospect Aaron Heilman, who married his college sweetheart, Kerri, at the basilica at the Notre Dame campus on December 14. The Heilmans honeymooned in New York City.

Edgy DC
Dec 26 2005 11:11 PM

Yes, I tried to state that he is not, in fact, single.

Thanks for the name.

ScarletKnight41
Dec 26 2005 11:13 PM

You're very welcome :)

Edgy DC
Dec 27 2005 12:05 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 27 2005 11:59 AM

Not Actually...
Relief Pitchers

Ms. Heilman
But Rather...
Relief Pitchers

Kerri Heilman
I'm unable to find shots of Kerri so far but I did find this.

































Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Hamulack

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Fortunato

Garcia
Relief PitchersInfielders

Owens

Perez

Ring

Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Pagan

Redwoman


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ramirez



Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

PatchyFogg
Dec 27 2005 10:52 AM

As a Notre Dame grad, I have Mr. Heilman's e-mail in our latest Alumni Directory if we ever need to resort to that. Maybe I'll book him for the show first, though.

Edgy DC
Dec 27 2005 10:54 AM

Invite him by.

Don't make any Jonathan Brandis cracks about his wife, though.

seawolf17
Dec 27 2005 11:39 AM

Nice work, Edgy. Looks like the Heilmans had some wedding photos posted on seemesmile.com, but they're lost to the ages, as it looks like that site is no more.

Yancy Street Gang
Dec 27 2005 11:44 AM

Can they be retrieved from the Wayback Machine?

seawolf17
Dec 27 2005 12:17 PM

I tried, but there are about eight million Wayback hits for that site.

Edgy DC
Dec 27 2005 12:41 PM

This may be a job for the Obsessive Side of Valadius.

OK, this is what I got. Of the 25 guys on the projected roster, we have the status of 22 guys (Hamulack, Zambrano, and Diaz being the exceptions). That’s 88%.

Of the 22 guys we have the status of, 18 are married (or otherwise attached through an engagement or long-time relationship) and four are unwed. Of those 18, we have the names of 17 of their significant others (the Nady fiancé being our lone outlier). That’s a wonderful 94.4%.

Of the S.O.’s we’ve identified by name, we have photo evidence (of one quality or another) for 11 of the known 17. That’s 64.7%, which drops to 61.1% if we count the unknown Nady Lady. We can do better here.

Friends, start Googling.

ScarletKnight41
Dec 27 2005 01:05 PM

Perhaps it would be easier to focus on one subject at a time.

Edgy - decide on the number one Crane Pool Forum Most Wanted subject and then send us a googling. If we're all focused on the same person, I'm sure we'll find something quickly. Then we can move on to the next one.

Edgy DC
Dec 27 2005 01:37 PM

Most wanted stati, in order:

  1. Zambrano

  2. Diaz

  3. Hamulack
Most wanted names, in order:

  1. The future Ms.Nady

  2. The potential Ms.Zambrano, should she exist

  3. The potential Ms. Diaz, should she exist

  4. The potential Ms. Hamulack, should she exist
Most wanted faces, in order:

  1. Sarah Trachsel

  2. Kerri Heilman

  3. Nicole (Wong) Bell

  4. Ericka Padilla

  5. Brenda Castro

  6. Rosa Franco

  7. The future Ms.Nady

  8. The potential Ms.Zambrano, should she exist

  9. The potential Ms. Diaz, should she exist

  10. The potential Ms. Hamulack, should she exist
Most wanted photo upgrades, in order:

  1. Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

  2. Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

  3. Ilka Valentin

  4. Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

  5. Maryanne Manning (Floyd)

  6. Sonia Lo Duca

  7. Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

  8. Christine Glavine

  9. Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

PatchyFogg
Dec 27 2005 01:42 PM

So, am I to understand that finding the Zambrano one may take more than 15 minutes?

ScarletKnight41
Dec 27 2005 01:59 PM

Does anyone own a 2005 Mets media guide? That might solve some of the status questions.

Yancy Street Gang
Dec 27 2005 02:14 PM

I was thinking the same thing, Scarlett.

I have one at home. I'll try to remember to take a peek this evening.

MFS62
Dec 27 2005 02:41 PM

Add Jae to the list of married guys.
But we'll have to find a different picture:

http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200512/200512260023.html

Later

Edgy DC
Dec 27 2005 03:53 PM

Not Actually...But Rather...
Relief Pitchers

Perisho

Jennifer Perisho
We have an upgrade among the N.R.I.'s.

In fact, I thought we had already identified Matt's wife as a Jennifer. It's almost as if we can pretty savely use "Jennifer" as an all-purpose assumed name for all unknowns. It's so hard finding such wimmens. If theMets would all marry women with unusual names like "Betzaida," this would be cake.














Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Hamulack

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Fortunato

Garcia
Relief PitchersInfielders

Owens

Perez

Ring

Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Pagan

Redwoman


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ramirez



Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Edgy DC
Dec 27 2005 04:45 PM

Betzaida wore a tiara:



Write to Carlos and Betzaida at their non-profit.

Edgy DC
Dec 27 2005 09:26 PM

Not Actually...
Relief PitchersOutfielders

Hamulack

Zambrano

Diaz
But Rather...
Relief PitchersOutfielders

Hamulack

Zambrano

Diaz
I am moved to distraction. A simple check of the media guide (and duh!) confirms our last three mystery men are unspoken for.

Ladies, what are you waiting for!? Have you not seen Tim Hamulack's ears? Do you not want his last name to be your'n?



















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Hamulack

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Fortunato

Garcia
Relief PitchersInfielders

Owens

Perez

Ring

Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Pagan

Redwoman


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ramirez



Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Edgy DC
Dec 27 2005 09:52 PM

And that media guide thingie clears up a lot of the stati of our the peeps on our 40-Wife Roster, but not on the 25.

Not Actually...
Starting PitchersRelief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Humber

Lindstrom

Fortunato

Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan
But Rather...
Starting PitchersRelief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Humber

Lindstrom

Fortunato

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan


Chiqui looks a little ominously surrounded there, doesn't she?

























Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Hamulack

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Fortunato

Garcia
Relief PitchersInfielders

Owens

Perez

Ring

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Pagan

Redwoman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ramirez



Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Edgy DC
Dec 27 2005 10:03 PM
Edited 4 time(s), most recently on Dec 29 2005 08:20 AM

Funny that the guide and other sources already had Seo married.

Top-Ten Most-Wanted Stati:

  1. Ring

  2. Self

  3. Bannister

  4. Garcia

  5. Perez

  6. Owens

  7. Feliciano

  8. Parra

  9. Soler

  10. S. Martinez
Top-Ten Most-Wanted Names:

  1. The future Ms.Nady

  2. The Potential Ms. Ring, Should She Exist

  3. The Potential Ms. Self, Should She Exist

  4. The Potential Ms. Bannister, Should She Exist

  5. The Potential Ms. Garcia, Should She Exist

  6. The Potential Ms. Perez, Should She Exist

  7. The Potential Ms. Owens, Should She Exist

  8. The Potential Ms. Feliciano, Should She Exist

  9. The Potential Ms. Parra, Should She Exist

  10. The Potential Ms. Soler, Should She Exist

Top-Ten Most-Wanted Faces:

  1. Sarah Trachsel

  2. Kerri Heilman

  3. Nicole (Wong) Bell

  4. Ericka Padilla

  5. Brenda Castro

  6. Rosa Franco

  7. The future Ms.Nady

  8. The Potential Ms. Ring, Should Se Exist

  9. The Potential Ms. Self, Should Se Exist

  10. The Potential Ms. Bannister, Should Se Exist
Top-Nine Most-Wanted Photo Upgrades:

  1. Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

  2. Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

  3. Ilka Valentin

  4. Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

  5. Maryanne Manning (Floyd)

  6. Sonia Lo Duca

  7. Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

  8. Christine Glavine

  9. Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Elster88
Dec 27 2005 11:27 PM

I like the new bachelor icon. Very well done.

Edgy DC
Dec 28 2005 11:20 AM

Iconography upgrade conceived and executed by our own Zvon.

Edgy DC
Dec 28 2005 11:30 AM

Not Actually...But Rather...
Outfielders

Redwoman

Redman
Sadly, there is no Redwoman.



















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Hamulack

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Fortunato

Garcia
Relief PitchersInfielders

Owens

Perez

Ring

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Keppinger

Self

Pagan

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ramirez



Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Edgy DC
Dec 28 2005 11:09 PM

SignedDemotedClaimedRemoved from Roster
Relief PitchersInfielders

Jenny Bradford

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Wylie

Self
And, thus, one faceless is replaced with another.

How existential. How esixtential, in fact.













Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Hamulack

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato
Relief Pitchers

Garcia

Owens

Perez

Ring

Wylie
InfieldersOutfielders

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ramirez



Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Johnny Dickshot
Dec 28 2005 11:15 PM

Is Bradford wife really Jenny?

I re-scanned the chapter about him in Moneyball (a great story btw) and it mentioned he had a wife and son but not their names.

Edgy DC
Dec 28 2005 11:19 PM

I don't scroo around... except with Nady and Redman.

Biography:
Chadwick Lee Bradford...graduated in 1993 from Byram High School in Jackson, Miss...attended Hinds Community College in Raymond, Miss., where he was named NJCAA Second Team All-American in 1995...played college baseball at Southern Mississippi University...was 5-4 with a 3.59 ERA and 93 strikeouts in 1996...throws sidearm...wife's named is Jenny...has two children, Keller and Lanie.
Chadwick Bradford. Excellent. A blue blood.

Edgy DC
Dec 28 2005 11:29 PM

I found shots of the A's wives before he was traded. But no Jenny. I feel like Forrest Gump.

Edgy DC
Dec 29 2005 08:36 AM

Not Actually...But Rather...
Starting Pitchers

Soler

Anna Laura Soler
Sra. Soler is still in Cuba. They have two sons, one of whom he hasn't met in person.















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Hamulack

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato
Relief Pitchers

Garcia

Owens

Perez

Ring

Wylie
InfieldersOutfielders

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Laura Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ramirez



Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Cairo

Alexis Offerman
Outfielders

Williams

Edgy DC
Dec 29 2005 12:30 PM

Signed away by Yankees
Infielders

Nicole Cairo
I think we had Ms. Cairo's name at the old site, but never added it here. We might as well identify her by name before we say goodbye to her.

And --- bam! --- a farewell picture.















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Hamulack

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Zambrano

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato
Relief Pitchers

Garcia

Owens

Perez

Ring

Wylie
InfieldersOutfielders

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Laura Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Tejada

Ramirez



Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Johnny Dickshot
Jan 04 2006 04:35 PM

CARRIE Sanchez
SUZI Boone

Now the hard part....

Yancy Street Gang
Jan 04 2006 04:39 PM

Mrs. Schmoll, if there is one, probably kept her maiden name.

A Boy Named Seo
Jan 04 2006 04:54 PM

CPF, Suzi Boone.

Suzi Boone, CPF.

Edgy DC
Jan 04 2006 07:13 PM

The Crane Pool, working the WW for me. Excellent.

Suzi Boone's maiden name better not be Sadecki.

I know they have twins now.

Johnny Dickshot
Jan 04 2006 07:31 PM

doubt it. Suzi's from Bellingham, Wash.

Yancy Street Gang
Jan 04 2006 07:35 PM

Why would it be Sadecki?

Am I missing something?

ScarletKnight41
Jan 04 2006 07:40 PM

Edgy had a crush on Suzi Sadecki when he was a young lad.

Edgy DC
Jan 04 2006 08:10 PM

It wasn't a crush.

We had a genuine relationship.

ScarletKnight41
Jan 04 2006 08:11 PM

And they called it puppy love
Oh, I guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so

And they called it puppy love
Just because we're in our teens
Tell them all it isn't fair
To take away my only dream

I cry each night my tears for you
My tears are all in vain
I'll hope and I'll pray that maybe someday
You'll be back in my arms once again

Someone, help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above
How can I, how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love

Edgy DC
Jan 04 2006 08:39 PM

Sent to the DodgersAcquired from the DodgersChanged PositionsPromotedSigned to a Minor League Deal
Starting PitchersStarting PitchersRelief PitchersStarting PitchersRelief PitchersInfielders

Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)

Hamulack

Carrie Sanchez

Schmoll

Zambrano

Ring

Suzi Boone
Yes OK. Just because you married a Met doesn't mean you can run down my relationships.
















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Ring

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato
Relief Pitchers

Garcia

Owens

Perez

Schmoll

Wylie
InfieldersOutfielders

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Laura Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Suzi Boone

Tejada

Ramirez



Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Heredia

Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Edgy DC
Jan 05 2006 09:23 AM

Sometimes, you just can't find the face until they're gone. Lee Ju-Hyun, ladies and gentlemen:


Goodye (or 안녕), Ju.

Edgy DC
Jan 09 2006 03:47 PM
Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Jan 11 2006 08:25 PM

Name UpdateStatus Update
Relief PitchersOutfielders

Maki Shingo

Williams
Takatsu hasn't been signed off yet, has he? Because I get the feeling we can find Mrs. T before he's gone.
















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Ring

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato
Relief Pitchers

Garcia

Owens

Perez

Schmoll

Wylie
InfieldersOutfielders

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Laura Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Suzi Boone

Tejada

Ramirez



Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Heredia

Maki Shingo

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Beenso
Jan 09 2006 07:40 PM

too bad we didn't get the other boone (in terms of a hotter wife)

laura cover....ahhh

Edgy DC
Jan 09 2006 09:00 PM

Name Update
Relief Pitchers

Wilquidia Heredia
We've got to get Ms. Heredia in here, being a central character in The Night That's So Remarkable I Have to Tell You Nothing About It.
















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Ring

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief
Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato
Relief Pitchers

Garcia

Owens

Perez

Schmoll

Wylie
InfieldersOutfielders

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Laura Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Suzi Boone

Tejada

Ramirez



Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wilquidia Heredia

Maki Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Alexis Offerman

Williams

ScarletKnight41
Jan 11 2006 05:22 PM

For future reference -




]New York Mets first round righthanded pitcher Mike Pelfrey and his girl friend, Jackie Brown walk away from the practice field Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006 in Port St. Lucie, Fla. The Mets and Pelfrey finalized a $5.25 million, four-year contract on Tuesday after the pitcher passed a physical. (AP Photo/J. Pat Carter)

sharpie
Jan 11 2006 06:02 PM

She would be the first Met wife to have a Quentin Tarantino movie made about her.

Elster88
Jan 11 2006 08:57 PM

Can I get a ruling?

PatchyFogg
Jan 12 2006 10:27 AM

sharpie wrote:
She would be the first Met wife to have a Quentin Tarantino movie made about her.


Technically, Mrs. Sidd Finch was "Pulp Fiction."

Elster88
Jan 12 2006 11:25 AM

Sidd Finch wasn't married.

Willets Point
Jan 12 2006 11:28 AM

He had a girlfriend named Debbi Sue.

seawolf17
Jan 12 2006 12:09 PM

Don't worry, PF... I got the joke.

Edgy DC
Jan 17 2006 01:30 PM

SignedRemoved from 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Jackie Brown

Ring
Can Mike hold out on Jackie as long as he did on the Mets?



















Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Ring
(Not on 40-Wife Roster)

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers

Fortunato

Garcia

Owens

Perez

Schmoll
Relief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wylie

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan
Outfielders

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Laura Soler

Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Suzi Boone

Tejada

Ramirez



Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wilquidia Heredia

Maki Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Alexis Offerman

Williams

sharpie
Jan 17 2006 01:49 PM

How does Jackie Brown make this list? Is "Girlfriend Watch" a subset of "Wifey Watch"?

Edgy DC
Jan 17 2006 02:38 PM

Well, she's clearly described as a paramour.

We have acres of precedent for including non-matrimonial companions.

Edgy DC
Jan 17 2006 04:50 PM

For instance, David Cone isn't technically married to Yogi Berra, but...

Edgy DC
Jan 18 2006 11:30 PM

Status Upgrade
Relief Pitchers

Wanda Felicano

Ring
Feliciano's status comes from the 2005 media guide. Ring's from 2004's. I supposed either of them could have changed his status, but it's reliable information and I'm going with it.














Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Kerri Heilman

Ericka Padilla

Ring
(Not on 40-Wife Roster)

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers

Fortunato

Garcia

Owens

Perez

Schmoll
Relief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wylie

Chiqui Baldiris

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan
Outfielders

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Laura Soler

Wanda Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

S. Martinez

Suzi Boone

Tejada

Ramirez



Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wilquidia Heredia

Maki Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Edgy DC
Jan 21 2006 12:29 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 21 2006 08:52 AM

SignedDemotedClaimed on Wifey Waivers
Relief PitchersInfielders

Iriki

Ring

Chiqui Baldiris
Sorry to lose Chiqui before meeting her in person, so to speak.

I've met Chiquis before.

Iriki (who rhymes, in his own funky reggae way, with Chiqui) has now shot to the top of the list of most wanted status.














Starting Pitchers

Anna Benson

Christine Glavine

Martinez

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Kerri Heilman

Iriki

Ericka Padilla

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers

Fortunato

Garcia

Owens

Perez

Schmoll
Relief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wylie

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Laura Soler

Wanda Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Ring

S. Martinez

Suzi Boone

Tejeda

Ramirez



Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wilquidia Heredia

Maki Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Rockin' Doc
Jan 21 2006 08:02 AM

My "daughter-in-law" is gone before I ever got to see her smiling face.

I believe the Mets took the chance of a waiver claim with Baldiris because he was a man in search of a position with the franchise. He switched from third base to second base last season because of David Wright's shining star at the hot corner. At second base he fell behind Matsui, Keppinger, and Hernandez on the organizations depth chart. Baldiris has been a good OBP guy for most of his time with the organization, but he simply got caught in a numbers game.

The team needs all the bullpen arms it can get for the upcoming season, whereas they have a few options for second base in the future. Second base is far from secure (at least in my mind) for next season, but Baldiris obviously wasn't the answer at this time.

A Boy Named Seo
Jan 21 2006 02:08 PM

Jorge Julio is married to a woman called Tewuy Iriarte. Google image searches came up empty. With a name as unique as Tewuy Iriarte, if an image exists it can be found. Peace out, Anna.

OlerudOwned
Jan 21 2006 05:45 PM


Gone, but not forgotten

Edgy DC
Jan 22 2006 03:29 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 22 2006 07:04 PM

Sent to BaltimoreAcquired from BaltimoreSigned to Minor League Deal
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Benson

Maine

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Lisa Venafro
I'm about 53% sure that that is the back of Lisa Venafro's neck.

Anna, I bet you thought this thread was about you.

















Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Kerri Heilman

Martinez

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Iriki

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Ericka Padilla

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers

Fortunato

Garcia

Maine

Owens

Perez
Relief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Schmoll

Wylie

Hernandez

Keppinger

Pagan
Outfielders

Redman





Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Anna Laura Soler

Wanda Feliciano

Melissa Oliver

Parra

Jennifer Perisho
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Lisa Venafro

Ring

S. Martinez

Suzi Boone

Tejeda
Outfielders

Ramirez



Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wilquidia Heredia

Maki Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Alexis Offerman

Williams

seawolf17
Jan 22 2006 03:44 PM

The back of Lisa Venafro's neck. Maybe.

Wow. We're stretching.

mlbaseballtalk
Jan 22 2006 06:43 PM

]Anna, I bet you thought this thread was about you.


You're so vain...

Elster88
Jan 22 2006 08:45 PM

This thread did start because of her, no?

Edgy DC
Jan 23 2006 11:50 AM

Most Wanted Stati
and Spouse Names:


Nady
Iriki
Wylie
Schmoll
Maine
Bannister
Parra
A. Garcia
Owens
Perez
Tejeda
Ramirez
Most Wanted Photos:


Sarah Trachsel
Brenda Castro
Rosa Franco
Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio
Ericka Padilla
Carrie Sanchez
Nicole (Wong) Bell
Wanda Feliciano
Jennifer Perisho
Melissa Oliver
Maki Takatsu
Wilquidia Heredia
Alexis Offerman
The Potential Ms.Nady
The Potential Ms. Iriki
The Potential Ms. Wylie
The Potential Ms. Schmoll
The Potential Ms. Maine
The Potential Ms. Bannister
The Potential Ms. Parra
The Potential Ms. A. Garcia
The Potential Ms. Owens
The Potential Ms. Perez
The Potential Ms. Tejeda
The Potential Ms. Ramirez
Most Wanted Photo Upgrades:


Lisa Venafro
Jackie Brown
Maryanne Manning
Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
Ilka Valentin
Suzi Boone
Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Sonia Lo Duca
Sarah Quesenberry Wagner


The problem with a clinical obsession is that it has no end. No exit strategy.

Yancy Street Gang
Jan 23 2006 11:54 AM

The photo of Mrs. Wagner isn't bad, except, of course, for that intruding forehead.

Who invited that guy?

Edgy DC
Jan 23 2006 12:02 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 25 2006 11:08 PM

Well, that's why she's at the bottom of the list. The only problem is that it's outdoors, making her a trifle squinty. It still is professional-quality and beat the indoors shots we had. I'm certain we can live without an upgrade, but I thought I'd throw it out there.

That Sarah Trachsel is one elusive woman. And yet the Wagners go and run into them in Mexico the day after Billy signs. Go figure. Why, indeed, didn't Billy take pictures?

Yancy Street Gang
Jan 23 2006 12:04 PM

Well, you know me. I'd hold out for one of her wearing a blue Mets cap.

Nymr83
Jan 25 2006 10:58 PM

WB11 news was interviewing Mets wives tonight, apparent Xavier Nady has a fiance but i did not catch her name...

Zvon
Jan 25 2006 11:29 PM

="Yancy Street Gang"]The photo of Mrs. Wagner isn't bad, except, of course, for that intruding forehead.

Who invited that guy?


yea,.lets loose him.

Edgy DC
Jan 25 2006 11:53 PM

Whoah.

Elster88
Jan 26 2006 12:26 AM

Edgy DC
Jan 26 2006 09:06 AM

Anybody find that WB11 clip online?

A Boy Named Seo
Jan 26 2006 08:27 PM

Newsday's got it on their site NOW!!! and it features David Wright with Mrs. Padilla, Heilman, and Woodward. Score for Wifey Watch if someone wants to rip it and create some stills.

Gwreck
Jan 26 2006 09:03 PM

Check out the mets.com site too for the winter caravan photo gallery (#4).

Kerri Heilman, Nicole Bell, Erin Woodward are all there. Also Gretchen Randolph (does she count?)

Ericka Padilla is also in gallery #8.

I'm not technologically advanced enough to figure out how grab the pictures, it's a Flash slideshow.

metirish
Jan 26 2006 09:07 PM

Great score, Wright getting grilled about meeting women..

Nymr83
Jan 26 2006 09:32 PM

WB definetaly had Nady's fiance talking to the camera though, so maybe newsday's is different?

metirish
Jan 26 2006 09:38 PM

From the WB site...

http://wb11.trb.com/sports/baseball/mets/?track=toputil

Johnny Dickshot
Jan 26 2006 10:10 PM

Oh. My. God.

If I knew how to do a screen capture I would. This interview is just brutal on everyone!


Someone has to catch all 3!

Great find. A Wifey Watch Classic.

Wow!

Johnny Dickshot
Jan 27 2006 07:05 AM

Johnny Dickshot
Jan 27 2006 07:19 AM

Vic Zeigel in the News has the Wifey Watch Spirit. This is a funny column:

]New York Daily News - http://www.nydailynews.com
Mets spin wives' tale

Friday, January 27th, 2006

I wasn't very nice the other day to Anna Benson, aka The Pitcher's Wife, aka Anna, the Queen of I Am, and that miserable mood isn't going away. This time, though, I can blame the Mets, who traded Kris Benson for a sow's ear, and expected Anna to immediately disappear off the face of the Earth, aka sports pages.

Omar Minaya, the Mets GM, is a good man and he probably has valid reasons for making the deal. They may have thought they were paying Kris more than he was worth. Or maybe they were spending too much on Advil to treat the continuing Anna headache.

Anyway, the Mets are in town this week to sell tickets, spread good cheer, sell tickets, hope people forget they spent 78 days in last place last year, and sell tickets. Yesterday, Steve Trachsel was at a firehouse in Maspeth, Jose Reyes went to IS 25 in Queens, Julio Franco was scheduled for the Harlem Village Academy. My idea of a good time was none of those.

I was up at 6 a.m., and on the FDR Drive by 7, because David Wright was appearing on the Ch.11 morning show at 8. Accompanying Wright were three Mets' wives: Kerri Heilman, Ericka Padilla and Erin Woodward. There will be all of spring training and 162 games to chat with Wright, one of the more accommodating talkers in the clubhouse. But it isn't often you get to see players' wives, especially when one particular wife is making it easy for tabloid types to stay on her tail, uh, trail.

How, I wondered, did they feel about reading all Anna, all the time? Seemed harmless enough, but Jay Horwitz, the Mets' PR man, didn't want me anywhere near them. Anna, it turns out, is off limits. So he told the people accompanying the three women to make sure I didn't get to ask my devastating questions.

"There isn't time for this," I was told. "It wasn't scheduled."

I wasn't scheduled, the story of my life. But that was before I introduced myself to the wives - minutes before they went in front of the camera - and let them know I wanted to talk about Anna. They didn't seem to mind. Erin Woodward, like Anna an aspiring actress, said she had no problem with Anna trying to draw attention to herself. That was just before the three women were led to the makeup room. We'd talk later, I said. But there was no later. Horwitz had abolished the First Amendment.

Wright answered all kinds of ridiculous questions on the show. Are you romantic? "I try," he answered, "but I need a Dummies Guide for being Romantic."

How do you meet women? "I have a hard time meeting them. That's why I keep my Mets jersey on."

The questions for the women had a lot to do with how they "keep their spark" with their husbands spending so much time on the road. They said all the right things, which means they did a little tap-dancing.

When they were leaving the studio, I got around to repeating my Anna question to Erin Woodward. "I don't think they want us to get involved," she said. "I have to respect that."

And since Respect is my middle name, I backed off. We were walking to the same elevator that carried us up - the wives, Wright, the people making sure Mr. Horwitz's orders were being followed - when one man in the group told me I had to leave by another exit. He gave me directions. What a guy.

And since he was taller, in better shape, younger, and probably never sent me a flattering E-mail, I followed his directions. Turns out there was no other exit. And by the time I realized that, the Mets' group was nowhere in sight.

Until I got to the lobby of the building. They were still there, waiting for their transportation. I thought about trying to ask my Anna question again but younger-taller-in-better-shape was still on the job.

I will have my revenge: I'm not picking the Mets to win the World Series.

Edgy DC
Jan 27 2006 08:17 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 27 2006 08:21 AM

Something about Erin Woodward. I can't get any shots of her with her face any bigger than a dime.

I tried to do some screen captures of Kerri Heilman. I failed to do some screen captures of Kerri Heilman.

I disagree, by the way, Wifey Watch hasn't been about allowing Anna to make herself the story, but doing the work and finding the story. And finding the wifeys.

Yancy Street Gang
Jan 27 2006 08:20 AM

There's a nice, large, albeit black and white, photo of Erin Woodward in the print edition of the Daily News today. If my scanner was working I'd scan it.

Does anyone with a working scanner has a copy of today's paper?

Johnny Dickshot
Jan 27 2006 08:23 AM

They "flashed" the photos on Mets.com, I'm not sure how to steal those either.

Gentlemen, this is at once the Greatest Day in Wifey Watch History but also our Most Critical.

Yancy Street Gang
Jan 27 2006 08:48 AM

Edgy, check your e-mail. I'm sending you a photo of Kerri Heilman.

Edgy DC
Jan 27 2006 09:35 AM

Hey, some chick just e-mailed me her photo!

metirish
Jan 27 2006 09:38 AM

Erin is quite a looker..

Yancy Street Gang
Jan 27 2006 09:58 AM

Edgy, check your e-mail again. Erika and Erin are waiting there for you.

Edgy DC
Jan 27 2006 10:09 AM

My stars.

Rockin' Doc
Jan 27 2006 12:20 PM

I had faith that once our more computer literate members got on the case, we would have our much sought after pictures of the three ladies.

Edgy DC
Jan 27 2006 01:03 PM

Well, we may have to put the ladies through a painful de-graining process.

ScarletKnight41
Jan 27 2006 01:04 PM

It can't be any worse than going through waxing.

cooby
Jan 27 2006 01:53 PM

Now that's a thread stopping comment

Johnny Dickshot
Jan 27 2006 01:57 PM

I like that Jay Horwitz is actively against the whole WW phenomenon. There's definitely something wrong with what we're trying to accomplish here, and I love that.

Edgy DC
Jan 27 2006 02:23 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 27 2006 02:32 PM

I apllied to to the Mets for a press credential
I told them that I wrote for MetsOnlineEssential
I stay up all night, posting for my homies
But the sucka from Missouri called me out and said "Show Me!"

I wasn't taking that, said "Lemme talk to Jay!"
So he put me in the hold queue, I've ben there all day.
In wait for Jay Horowitz, institutional enigma
"O, Enigmatic Institution, relieve me of this stigma!"

'Cuz it ain't about the sneakers!
Turn up the speakers!
It ain't about the sneakers!
Turn up the speakers!


(Take it, but don't break it.)

PatchyFogg
Jan 27 2006 02:28 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
I like that Jay Horwitz is actively against the whole WW phenomenon. There's definitely something wrong with what we're trying to accomplish here, and I love that.


Do we have a "Confirmed Bachelor" picture?

Johnny Dickshot
Jan 27 2006 02:42 PM

You mean, this guy?

A Boy Named Seo
Jan 27 2006 04:44 PM

Wifey Watch alert!

Pedro apparently [url=http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2308623]secretly wed[/url] this offseason to a journo named Carolina Cruz!

Initial searches point to the lovely lady clad in mauve(?) as the new Mrs. Martinez.



Edit:

Even bettah. And she works for ESPN Deportes.



Nice catch, Pedro. And nice catch, Carolina.

Willets Point
Jan 27 2006 04:46 PM

Wait a minute! Carolina Cruz is catching for Pedro this year? I've heard of personal catchers but this is ridonculous!!!!

Johnny Dickshot
Jan 27 2006 04:54 PM

Take it from Pedro: Nothin could be finah than to be in Carolina

ScarletKnight41
Jan 27 2006 05:02 PM

JD - I'm offended and LMAO at the same moment.

Edgy DC
Jan 27 2006 05:07 PM

Pedro should've sent us a release.

The Wifey Watch cup runneth over.

Nymr83
Jan 27 2006 05:58 PM

]You mean, this guy?


i like the Cosmo Kramer one better, i mean hey its Kramer!

Edgy DC
Jan 27 2006 06:15 PM

]Another nice feature about the photographer’s area was that it put me right next to the ESPN crew – and their sideline commentator Carolina Cruz.

Carolina Cruz is my dream come true. Not only is she very beautiful, intelligent and very nice (I was able to briefly chat with her backstage prior to game time), but she also is really into the baseball part of her job. I was especially impressed tonight to see that she has her own scorebook and dutifully notes each on-field play as it unfolds. Watching her intently mark a run-scoring 6-4-3 double play, or a fielder’s choice with the runner advancing on a throwing error by the shortstop, I knew that I was in the presence of one of the world’s most perfect women.

As it turns out, I only made it to about the third inning in the photographers’ box before some lens-head showed up, noted my puny point-and-shoot Olympus, and demanded to see my photographer’s credential. When I couldn’t produce one, he demanded that I cede my seat to him, and so it was back to standing room.

--- Jon Clark, an American living in Mexico and
photographing the 2005 Caribbean Series.

Frayed Knot
Jan 28 2006 12:10 AM

Pedro's marriage was hardly a secret.

Edgy DC
Jan 28 2006 04:18 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 29 2006 01:32 PM

Sold to CubsAdded to Roster?Designated for AssignmentSigned to Minor-League Contracts, Invited to Camp
OutfieldersRelief PitchersOutfieldersRelief PitchersCatchers

Pagan

Ring

Redman

Gonzalez

Santiago

Gina Estalella
Invited to Camp
Starting PitchersRelief PitchersCatchers

Scobie

Cova

Kwon Hyun-jung (Koo)

Lavigne

Butera

Clements
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Flores

Hathaway

Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas

Wilson

Harper

Milledge
Invited to CampCaptured on FilmPhoto UpgradedJust Married!
OutfieldersStarting PitchersRelief PitchersInfieldersStarting Pitchers

Self

Kerri Heilman

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Ericka Padilla

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)
Obviously, a lot of these unknowns are going to come up single when we get the media guides. But who knows? Hietpas is married, and he's like 15 years old.




























































Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Kerri Heilman

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Iriki

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Ericka Padilla

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers

Fortunato

Garcia

Maine

Owens

Perez
Relief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Ring

Schmoll

Wylie

Hernandez

Keppinger


Designated for Assignment
Outfielders

Redman


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Melissa Oliver

Scobie

Anna Laura Soler

Wanda Feliciano

Gonzalez
Relief Pitchers

Lavigne

Parra

Jennifer Perisho

Santiago

Lisa Venafro
Catchers

Butera

Clements

Gina Estalella

Flores

Hathaway
CatchersInfielders

Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas

S. Martinez

Wilson

Suzi Boone

Harper
InfieldersOutfielders

Tejeda

Milledge

Ramirez

Redman

Self


Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersCatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wilquidia Heredia

Maki Takatsu

Alicia Rickter (Piazza)

Alexis Offerman

Williams

soupcan
Jan 28 2006 10:06 PM

Were Nicole (Wong) Bell and Keri Heilman in a hospital room together?

Edgy DC
Jan 28 2006 11:23 PM
Edited 3 time(s), most recently on Jan 29 2006 01:34 PM

You know it. And now it's preserved for eternity.

Selected Great and Notorious Moments in Wifey Watch History

  1. 1963: In a event recounted many times over the years, a lesser experienced Ralph Kiner, pressed for a useful topic to discuss with a taciturn Choo Choo Coleman on Kiner’s Korner, asks Coleman what his wife’s name is and what she likes, only to be curtly told, “Her name’s Mrs. Coleman and she likes me, Bub.”


  2. 1964: For the first of 189 times, Bob Murphy describes the baseball off season as “Honeydew Season,” when his lovely wife Joy continually tells him, “Honey, dew this. Honey, dew that.”


  3. 1969: After losing game one of the World Series, the upstart Mets are cheered on in game two by Nancy Seaver, Ruth Ryan, Lynn Dyer and Melanie Pfeil (Met wives all), carrying a “LET’S GO METS!” banner in the enemy territory of Baltimore’s Memorial Stadium.


  4. 1973: An upstart Mets team advances to the World Series. An unkind Charles Finley arranges that the Mets wives and families see their husbands at this fine hour from the very worst seats of the Oakland Coliseum.


  5. 1975: Cleon Jones is caught in a van in St. Petersburg supposedly being husbandly with a woman not his wifey. M. Donald Grant arranges a public apology by Cleon with the spurned Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Jones next to him.


  6. 1977: Met legend Tom Seaver is traded as part of the fallout of a salary dispute, a fire fanned in part by a Dick Young editorial alleging that Seaver’s wife Nancy was jealous of Ruth (wife of former Met Nolan) Ryan having more spending money than her due to her husband’s contract with California.


  7. 1984: In the midst of their first division race in nearly a decade, the Mets trade at the deadline for Ray Knight. Knight, married to legendary golfer Nancy Lopez (also known as Nancy Lopez-Knight) since 1982, becomes the first Met married to someone more famous than himself. Lopez was born in Roswell, NM, and may well have alien DNA, which would make Knight also the first Met married to someone with alien DNA.


  8. 1986: Mets openly rebel in the post-season against GM Frank Cashen, who won’t let them take their wifeys on the plane to Houston. (Or from?) Keith Hernandez jokingly insists that his wife get to come, despite being in the midst of an ugly divorce.


  9. 1987: Lee Mazzilli weds the former Dani Folquet, hostess of the popular New York newsmagazine program PM Magazine, making him, um, the first person to marry a semi-famous chick while a Met. She pretty much ends her career, but Mazzilli foreshadows future Mets like Scott Erickson and Pedro Martinez, who also married toothy women on the fringes of broadcast journalism.


  10. 1988: Edgy DC carries the winning banner at the Mets annual Banner Day, thanks in part to the judgment of Margie Backman, who eyes DC like he was made of candy.


  11. 1990: Darryl Strawberry. Wife. Gun. Yikes. Cops? Please.


  12. 1996: Mets appoint Bobby Valentine manager. Valentine is the husband of the former Mary Branca, daughter of long-time Dodger pitcher Ralph Branca, most well known for infamously yielding a pennant-winning homerun to Bobby Thompson in 1951.


  13. 2004: Mets Kris Benson is acquired in an unpopular deadline trade made more unpopular by a very very unpopular deal that occurred the same day. Along with Kris comes a publicity-saavy wife who enjoys playing the part of a sex symbol. As the season winds down in a frustrating manner, longtime Mets public relations officer and vice president Jay Horowitz is astonished to be interrupted in the middle of media dealings by Ms. Benson presenting him with the gift of a small dog.


  14. 2005: As a guest on Howard Stern, Kris Benson’s wife Anna declares that if she were to find that her husband had cheated on him, she pay him back in kind and then some, vowing to sleep with the entire Mets team, coaching staff, trainers and clubhouse men included. As intended, this comment gets Anna reams of publicity to help advance her career as a… what, again?


  15. 2005: Former Mets announcer Steve Zabriskie visits the Crane Pool, revealing, among other things, that Rusty Staub — Met legend, long-time bachelor, and his former booth colleague — has been holding a torch for Mrs. Zabriskie for decades.

TheOldMole
Jan 29 2006 01:18 PM

Vecsey on Anna:



]I've met some bright and outspoken baseball wives, like Arlene Howard, who raised racial issues that her husband, Elston, could not afford to bring up when he broke in as a catcher with the Yankees in the 1950's. Anna Benson is no Arlene Howard.

She went on Howard Stern and talked dirty, which is what passes for independence these days. She became known for her racy talk as well as the low-cut dress she wore to the Mets' Christmas party. A model who does not know how to dress around children is going to be a liability to an organization that likes to think of itself as a family operation.

When the Mets obtained Delgado, Anna Benson could not resist speculating that fans might boo him because he had criticized United States policies in Iraq. I also caught her on a television talk show saying female reporters should not be allowed in men's locker rooms because they just wanted to peek at the players.

This was not a liberated woman but somebody with a low opinion of women, including the professionals I see on the sports beat.

Her husband could have told her that players can avoid modesty problems with a towel or a robe, but it sounded as if he had never told her the facts of life. Omar Minaya traded them? Good riddance.

Elster88
Jan 29 2006 02:33 PM

I've thought all along that Anna was simply an idiot. I thought it was a common conclusion.

Yancy Street Gang
Jan 29 2006 03:02 PM

From today's Daily News:

]How Anna stole my heart

By Filip Bondy

I have a tabloid confession to make: I already miss Anna Benson.

Sure, Anna is naughty, and she and I agree on zero social issues (she's to the right of Tom DeLay, I'm left of Howard Dean), and there are times when she may rip her husband's teammates and general manager. But the woman can bring the stories, and that's all that really matters.

That, and the E-mail. Anna does great E-mail. She happens to be a gifted writer, with an uncanny knack for description. Whenever I wrote something nasty about Anna, she always knew the right thing to say.

Like this message, after I mused in print about whether Anna might show up in a low-cut flag for the national anthem at Shea:

"You dirty boy. You dirty little boy. You need a spanking don't you? My crystal ball says you get spanked real good. Bad, bad boy. You dream every night about me in that low cut dress and you are a bad, bad boy. Bend over."

See what I mean? I don't get that kind of E-mail from all the other people I've maligned over the years. They just stop talking to me. But Anna is different. She has mischief for brains. And if I were the Mets, I wouldn't be altogether certain she has gone away completely.

How do I know that?

Another E-mail, after I'd wished her a fond farewell:

"Hey! Don't worry, Kris got traded but momma didn't. Get ready to be entertained. xxxooo's anna"

I came to understand Anna's news value a little late in the game, and so this is doubly frustrating for me. Just recently, Anna let me know she had signed a multi-year contract with Golden Spirit Gaming Ltd, an online gaming company. And even though this particular site has nothing to do with betting on baseball, I just know the Mets would have been squeamish about the relationship.

It would have been fun to bug the Wilpons about the matter, but now there is no reason to do any such thing. You, the reader, lose again.

I will remember those good, brief times, the misunderstandings, like when I called her, "Ms. Benson," and she told me in no uncertain terms she was, "Mrs. Benson." Soon, Anna will forget me and start E-mailing those Baltimore writers. Meanwhile, I will have to be satisfied with the mundane hate mail from anonymous hecklers, sent to my Internet address on a daily basis.

I will be called stupid, racist, the usual things.

Means nothing to me. Means nothing to me at all, anymore.

Edgy DC
Jan 29 2006 07:55 PM
Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Feb 12 2006 07:17 PM

Cleared WaiversSigned Away by Diamond-backsImage Upgrade
OutfieldersRelief PitchersStarting Pitchers

Redman

Wilquidia Heredia

Ana Laura Soler
The mysterious and awkwardly named Wilquidia Heredia escapes Metville with no known photographs.

Meanwhile, a hearty welcome to America to Ana Laura Soler and Alain, Jr.

High fives all around.















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Kerri Heilman

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Iriki

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Ericka Padilla

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers

Fortunato

Garcia

Maine

Owens

Perez
Relief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Ring

Schmoll

Wylie

Hernandez

Keppinger


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Melissa Oliver

Scobie

Ana Laura Soler

Wanda Feliciano

Gonzalez
Relief Pitchers

Lavigne

Parra

Jennifer Perisho

Santiago

Lisa Venafro
Catchers

Butera

Clements

Gina Estalella

Flores

Hathaway
CatchersInfielders

Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas

S. Martinez

Wilson

Suzi Boone

Harper
InfieldersOutfielders

Tejeda

Milledge

Ramirez

Redman

Self


Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Wilquidia Heredia

Maki Takatsu

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Nymr83
Jan 29 2006 11:00 PM

kerri heilman and ericka padilla on the news tonight....i say keep padilla around for his wife... the picture we have of her doesnt do her justice

Edgy DC
Jan 29 2006 11:08 PM

Well, then, go find a better.

It's takes a consarned village, you know.

GYC
Jan 30 2006 09:39 AM

Nevermind...

Edgy DC
Feb 09 2006 07:58 AM

Update on the Greenwich Beach confilct. Apparently, they've been called, "self-centered individuals of privilege." Can't have that in Greenwich!

Willets Point
Feb 09 2006 11:16 AM

I used to live a little over a mile from Tod's Point beach (officially Greenwich Point). Being from Stamford (aka the great unwashed hoi polloi) I couldn't get a beach permit, but it was pretty damn easy to sneak in.

Johnny Dickshot
Feb 12 2006 05:05 PM



Ana Laura Soler. Tiny, bad shot.

Edgy DC
Feb 12 2006 07:17 PM

Cleared WaiversSigned Away by Diamond-backsImage Upgrade
OutfieldersRelief PitchersStarting Pitchers

Redman

Wilquidia Heredia

Ana Laura Soler
The mysterious and awkwardly named Wilquidia Heredia escapes Metville with no known photographs.

Meanwhile, a hearty welcome to America to Ana Laura Soler and Alain, Jr.

High fives all around.















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Kerri Heilman

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Iriki

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Ericka Padilla

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers

Fortunato

Garcia

Maine

Owens

Perez
Relief PitchersInfielders

Ring

Schmoll

Wylie

Hernandez

Keppinger


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Melissa Oliver

Scobie

Ana Laura Soler

Wanda Feliciano

Gonzalez
Relief Pitchers

Lavigne

Parra

Jennifer Perisho

Santiago

Lisa Venafro
Catchers

Butera

Clements

Gina Estalella

Flores

Hathaway
CatchersInfielders

Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas

S. Martinez

Wilson

Suzi Boone

Harper
InfieldersOutfielders

Tejeda

Milledge

Ramirez

Redman

Self


Wifey Free Agents
Relief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Maki Takatsu

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Edgy DC
Feb 13 2006 05:09 PM

Invited to Wifey CampSigned Away by Swallows
InfieldersRelief Pitchers

Abreu

Maki Takatsu


















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Kerri Heilman

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Iriki

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Ericka Padilla

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers

Fortunato

Garcia

Maine

Owens

Perez
Relief PitchersInfielders

Ring

Schmoll

Wylie

Hernandez

Keppinger


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Melissa Oliver

Scobie

Ana Laura Soler

Wanda Feliciano

Gonzalez
Relief Pitchers

Lavigne

Parra

Jennifer Perisho

Santiago

Lisa Venafro
Catchers

Butera

Clements

Gina Estalella

Flores

Hathaway
CatchersInfielders

Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas

S. Martinez

Wilson

Abreu

Suzi Boone
InfieldersOutfielders

Harper

Tejeda

Milledge

Ramirez

Redman
Outfielders

Self


Wifey Free Agents
InfieldersOutfielders

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Edgy DC
Feb 14 2006 09:46 PM

Signed to a Minor-League Deal
Starting Pitchers

Melissa Lima
"Melissa," it's the new "Jennifer."

















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Kerri Heilman

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Iriki

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Ericka Padilla

Carrie Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio
Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady



Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Bannister

Humber

Lindstrom

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers

Fortunato

Garcia

Maine

Owens

Perez
Relief PitchersInfielders

Ring

Schmoll

Wylie

Hernandez

Keppinger


Also in Wifey Camp
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Melissa Lima

Melissa Oliver

Scobie

Ana Laura Soler

Wanda Feliciano
Relief Pitchers

Gonzalez

Lavigne

Parra

Jennifer Perisho

Santiago
Relief PitchersCatchers

Lisa Venafro

Butera

Clements

Gina Estalella

Flores
CatchersInfielders

Hathaway

Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas

S. Martinez

Wilson

Abreu
InfieldersOutfielders

Suzi Boone

Harper

Tejeda

Milledge

Ramirez
Outfielders

Redman

Self


Wifey Free Agents
InfieldersOutfielders

Alexis Offerman

Williams

Zvon
Feb 15 2006 12:30 AM

Is it just me or does Kerri Heilman look just like Katie Holmes?

Here,...lemme bring
one eyebrow down.

see^

Yancy Street Gang
Feb 17 2006 08:22 PM

soupcan
Feb 17 2006 09:26 PM



OE: Sorry Yancy - couldn't resist.

Johnny Dickshot
Feb 17 2006 09:43 PM

lol

Yancy Street Gang
Feb 17 2006 10:10 PM

That's from the hard-to-get update set!

Rockin' Doc
Feb 17 2006 10:16 PM

Anna Benson and the term "hard to get" should never be used in the same sentence.

Edgy DC
Feb 17 2006 11:27 PM

Wow. More keepers today.

Still, the wifey silhouette should be kept in the family.

Nymr83
Feb 18 2006 01:11 AM

Zvon wrote:
Is it just me or does Kerri Heilman look just like Katie Holmes?


i didnt see it, but i'm definetaly a big fan of both.

Wild Duck
Feb 18 2006 09:48 AM

I guess we upgraded from Anna to Melissa. A lot of folks are hoping her hubby, Jose, makes the team.

Bret Sabermetric
Feb 18 2006 11:07 AM

That tit is considerably bigger than her kid's head.

I'm just saying.

Edgy DC
Feb 23 2006 05:25 PM

I'll do a photo update later, although my computer at home is acting slow and mean.

Meanwhile, Anna Benson has gotten in a war of words with James Brady, of all people, whose opposition to guns she claims to find frightening. "I think that it is ridiculous that I am not allowed to protect myself in my private NY apartment because people like Jim Brady want to remove potential crime guns from the market."

I think that came out before the vice president shot a guy. I'm not sure.

Also, Kim Shamsky is preparing to release the book Sham on You reveailing details and detailing revelations on her marriage to Art. Her co-author is the same cat who co-wrote Sham's book on the 1969 Mets (he also apparently had a falling out with Art) and it promises to be a shocking read for all nine people who buy it.

Giant Squidlike Creature
Mar 23 2006 01:23 PM

Bump.

Edgy DC
Mar 23 2006 01:26 PM

Thanks. I moved all the photos to a different server. I'll update over the next few days.

Zvon
Mar 23 2006 01:33 PM

="Edgy DC"]I'll do a photo update later, although my computer at home is acting slow and mean.

Meanwhile, Anna Benson has gotten in a war of words with James Brady, of all people, whose opposition to guns she claims to find frightening. "I think that it is ridiculous that I am not allowed to protect myself in my private NY apartment because people like Jim Brady want to remove potential crime guns from the market."

I think that came out before the vice president shot a guy. I'm not sure.

Also, Kim Shamsky is preparing to release the book Sham on You reveailing details and detailing revelations on her marriage to Art. Her co-author is the same cat who co-wrote Sham's book on the 1969 Mets (he also apparently had a falling out with Art) and it promises to be a shocking read for all nine people who buy it.


people like Jim Brady


I guess shes referring to people who have been shot in the head.

it promises to be a shocking read for all nine people who buy it.

lmao.
Does she think people care?!?

Yancy Street Gang
Mar 23 2006 02:12 PM

A tell-all book about Art Shamsky. Unbelievable. It's not like the Shamsky divorce has generated as much attention as the Jennifer Aniston-Brad Seed breakup.

Elster88
Mar 23 2006 02:49 PM

]Meanwhile, Anna Benson has gotten in a war of words with James Brady, of all people, whose opposition to guns she claims to find frightening.


War of words? Really? Are you expecting Brady to respond?

Gwreck
Mar 24 2006 01:57 PM

Megan Bannister
Monica Garcia
Jennifer Maine
Joenllerly Perez
Morgan Keppinger
Maria Gonzalez
Michelle LaVigne
Josefina Parra
Indhira Martinez
Doris Tejeda
Crystal Self

(thanks, Media Guide)

Edgy DC
Mar 24 2006 01:59 PM
Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Mar 24 2006 02:21 PM

Excellent!

I'm still bidding on my 2006 media guide.

Doris Tejeda replaces Doris Aybar, thus proving the New York Mets Law of Conservation of Doris.

Gwreck
Mar 24 2006 02:00 PM

I should add a P.S. that anyone not on that list who you didn't already have is confirmed single.

Yancy Street Gang
Mar 24 2006 02:01 PM

Gwreck wrote:
Megan Bannister
Monica Garcia
Jennifer Maine
Joenllerly Perez
Morgan Keppinger
Maria Gonzalez
Michelle LaVigne
Josefina Parra
Indhira Martinez
Doris Tejeda
Crystal Self

(thanks, Media Guide)


You can have a blind date with any of these women. You don't know what they look like, you can only judge by their name.

Who do you choose?

I'm torn between Jennifer Maine and Maria Gonzalez.

I wonder how frequently they urinate?

MFS62
Mar 24 2006 02:05 PM

]Who do you choose?


You're kidding. Y'mean the name Crystal Self isn't rife with promise?

Later

Edgy DC
Mar 24 2006 02:07 PM

Everybody grab a name and a browser and find an image.

I'm coming up empty on Megan Bannister. But Brian being a photographer, she can't hide forever.

Willets Point
Mar 24 2006 02:07 PM

Michelle LaVigne

Yancy Street Gang
Mar 24 2006 02:07 PM

If I was staffing a strip club, I'd have Crystal's résumé at the top of my pile, for sure.

Yancy Street Gang
Mar 24 2006 02:10 PM

Then again, maybe not:

Crystal Self

Edgy DC
Mar 24 2006 02:12 PM

Avril LaVigne has a sister named Michelle, and her presence is bolluxing up my search for Tim's wife.

Yancy Street Gang
Mar 24 2006 02:14 PM

Searching for Jennifer Maine gets you every Jennifer who lives in Maine.

This one has a dog:


This one designs T-shirts:



The first one is cuter.

Yancy Street Gang
Mar 24 2006 02:18 PM

No surprise, a search on "Maria Gonzalez" gets a lot of hits.

This one jumped out at me. Maybe not the best choice for a blind date:



Then there's this one:



Now we're getting somewhere:

Zvon
Mar 24 2006 02:26 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:

This one designs T-shirts:





This guys name is Jennifer?

Edgy DC
Mar 24 2006 02:31 PM

The third person to post that image is going to get a SLAP tear in his or her shoulder.

Willets Point
Mar 24 2006 02:35 PM

That picture of "Jennifer" Maine is far more disturbing than the happy kid.

Elster88
Mar 24 2006 02:39 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 24 2006 02:40 PM

doop

Elster88
Mar 24 2006 02:39 PM



I'd ask for captions, but this is a family site.

Elster88
Mar 24 2006 02:41 PM

I told you she wasn't hot.

cooby
Mar 24 2006 02:42 PM

How 'bout this:

She'll be eligible for National Geographic any day now

Edgy DC
Mar 24 2006 02:47 PM

By the way, if any transvestites are posting on this site, you're more or less OK. My confusion at the image of your sister says as much about me as about her. Sorry to over-react.

Yancy Street Gang
Mar 24 2006 02:49 PM

Hey, no problem, I wasn't offended, in fact, I...

OOPS!

never mind

Edgy DC
Mar 30 2006 12:04 AM

Millie Bonillie, still fightin' the man.

Iubitul
Mar 30 2006 07:33 PM

="Elster88"]

I'd ask for captions, but this is a family site.


I heard a report on WFAN that Anna filed for divorce today...

Edgy DC
Apr 03 2006 09:07 PM

The Met wives of 2006 congratulate their Metmates on their opening day victory.

Recent AcquisitionsApparent Recent Additions to the Ex List
InfieldersRelief Pitchers

Morgan Keppinger

Carrie Sanchez*
* Not listed in this years media guide. If truly gone, then she leaves us without an image. Pity.


















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister

Christine Glavine

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Kerri Heilman

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Melissa Oliver

Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Hernandez

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Nady Lady




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Humber

Iriki

Lindstrom

Maine

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Ana Laura Soler

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Monica Garcia

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez

Ring

Schmoll

Morgan Keppinger
Infielders

Mio Matsui
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Gwreck
Apr 18 2006 01:30 AM

Dave O'Brien mentioned today on the ESPN broadcast that Xaiver Nady VI is engaged. No mention of the Nady Lady's first name though.

Elster88
Apr 18 2006 07:59 AM

Pedro's woman is cute.

](On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Hehe. All kinds of jokes come to mind, but kids might be wander into this thread.

Edgy DC
Apr 18 2006 09:22 AM

PromotedDemoted
Relief PitchersOutfielders

Wanda Feliciano

Diaz
OK, we have our first wifey transaction.

I'll try to make a fianceé icon for the future Ms. Nady.














Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister

Christine Glavine

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Hernandez

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
InfieldersOutfielders

Wright

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Humber

Iriki

Lindstrom

Maine

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Ana Laura Soler

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Monica Garcia

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez

Ring

Schmoll

Morgan Keppinger
InfieldersOutfielders

Mio Matsui
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Diaz

Frayed Knot
Apr 18 2006 09:36 AM

Wanda Feliciano needs a shave

Edgy DC
Apr 18 2006 09:38 AM

Big d'oh.

Will you permit an editing?

Edgy DC
Apr 18 2006 03:50 PM

Designated for Assignment
Starting Pitchers

Iriki















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister

Christine Glavine

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Hernandez

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
InfieldersOutfielders

Wright

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Humber

Lindstrom

Maine

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Ana Laura Soler
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Monica Garcia

Owens

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez

Ring

Schmoll

Morgan Keppinger

Mio Matsui
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)
Infielders

Diaz

Johnny Dickshot
Apr 28 2006 07:09 AM

The future Mrs. Nady remains an unsolved mystery.

However, a profile in Newsday mentioned the two are sharing an upper East side apartment, so be on the lookout.

Edgy DC
Apr 28 2006 06:54 PM
Edited 2 time(s), most recently on May 02 2006 08:07 AM

DisabledRecalledReactivated
Starting PitchersInfieldersInfieldersOutfielders

Megan Bannister

Hernandez

Mio Matsui
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Diaz
















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Melissa Oliver

Sarah Trachsel

Zambrano
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Sanchez
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)

Rosa Franco
Infielders

Mio Matsui
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Diaz

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber

Lindstrom

Jennifer Maine

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Ana Laura Soler

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Monica Garcia

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez

Ring

Schmoll

Hernandez
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)
Infielders

Morgan Keppinger

SteveJRogers
Apr 28 2006 07:26 PM

Uh looks like Pedro Feliciano is a little confused right now!

Edgy DC
Apr 28 2006 11:19 PM

Sorry. All fixed.

Find me a shot of Megan Bannister.

Edgy DC
May 22 2006 11:05 PM

Catching up here.

May 1.
PromotedDemoted
Starting PitchersInfielders

Jennifer Maine

Diaz
May 6.
PromotedTransferred to 15-Day Disabled Wifey List
Starting PitchersStarting Pitchers

Fortunato

Jennifer Maine
May 7.
Added to Major League Roster and PromotedTransferred to 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List
Starting Pitchers

Melissa Lima

Zambrano
May 9.
PromotedDemoted
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato
May 12.
Added to Major League Roster and PromotedDemoted
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Maria Gonzalez

Nicole (Wong) Bell
May 13.
Transferred to the 60-Day Non-Wifey Disabled List
Starting Pitchers

Fortunato
May 20.
PromotedDesignated for Wifey Assignment
Relief PitchersStarting Pitchers

Monica Garcia

Melissa Lima




Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Maria Gonzalez

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel

Jenny Bradford
Relief Pitchers

Wanda Feliciano

Monica Garcia

Kerri Heilman

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Mio Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
InfieldersOutfielders

Wright

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber

Lindstrom

Jennifer Maine

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Ana Laura Soler

Zambrano(On 60-Day No-Wifey List)

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Fortunato

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez

Ring

Schmoll

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Morgan Keppinger

Diaz

Nymr83
May 22 2006 11:12 PM

what are we going to do when milledge comes up? show a blotted out picture of his alledged rape victim?
(excuse me if this wasn't milledge and i've got the wrong guy)

metsmarathon
May 22 2006 11:56 PM

=nymr83]what are we going to do when milledge comes up? show a blotted out picture of his alledged rape victim?
(excuse me if this wasn't milledge and i've got the wrong guy)


hahaha. statutory rape allegations. always funny.


(dontcha just hate when these type posts lead off pages? i sure do)

Edgy DC
May 24 2006 11:27 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on May 25 2006 05:05 PM

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio joins the handful of known wifeys to escape unphotographed.

Promoted from NorfolkTraded to ArizonaAcquired from Arizona and Awaiting ActivationReleased
Relief PitchersRelief PitchersStarting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Fortunato





Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Maria Gonzalez

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Ana Laura Soler

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Mio Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
InfieldersOutfielders

Wright

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Humber

Lindstrom

Jennifer Maine
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Zambrano(On 60-Day No-Wifey List)

Monica Garcia

Owens

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez

Ring

Schmoll

Hernandez

Morgan Keppinger
Infielders

Diaz

Edgy DC
May 25 2006 05:04 PM

Added to RosterDesignated for Assignment
Starting PitchersStarting Pitchers

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Maria Gonzalez
Norris Bosch joins the party, perhaps a little overdressed in her gold lamé. Seven silhouettes remain on the roster.
















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Ana Laura Soler

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Mio Matsui

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
InfieldersOutfielders

Wright

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber

Lindstrom

Jennifer Maine

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Monica Garcia

Owens

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez
Relief PitchersInfieldersOutfielders

Ring

Schmoll

Hernandez

Morgan Keppinger

Diaz

OlerudOwned
May 25 2006 07:37 PM

Mrs. Bosch looks like a Power Ranger with that on.

Gwreck
May 25 2006 07:48 PM



That's Chelley Williams in the middle.
(Nicole Vogelsong on the left, Emily Wells on the right)

Edgy DC
May 25 2006 09:22 PM

Wow, landing a photo a non-roster player.

Gwreck
May 25 2006 10:26 PM

We don't want to be unprepared if Chelly makes it to the 25-wife roster!

soupcan
May 25 2006 10:28 PM

="Gwreck"]

That's Chelley Williams in the middle.
(Nicole Vogelsong on the left, Emily Wells on the right)



Nice tat Nicole.

Johnny Dickshot
Jun 10 2006 08:16 AM

Someone go find a photo of Marisol Marrero.

Edgy DC
Jun 11 2006 06:25 PM

Added to RosterDisabledPromoted from NorfolkAcquired from ColoradoBelatedly Added to 40-Wife Roster
OutfieldersInfieldersOutfieldersStarting PitchersStarting Pitchers

Mystery Nady Fianceé

Milledge

Mio Matsui

Marisol Marrero

Chelley Williams

Shelly Adams
Nothiing on Marisol yet.

We say it's sad when a player departs, but it's usually more of an intellectual sadness. Yet here I am as I consign Mio's picture and I'm genuinely depressed.


















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Ana Laura Soler

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Chavez

Marisol Marrero

Milledge




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber

Lindstrom

Jennifer Maine

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Chelley Williams

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Shelly Adams

Monica Garcia

Owens
Relief PitchersInfielders

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez

Ring

Schmoll

Hernandez
InfieldersOutfielders

Morgan Keppinger

Diaz

Mystery Nady Fianceé
(On 15-Day Wifey Disabled List)

Edgy DC
Jun 18 2006 11:44 PM

DisabledActivated from DL
Outfielders

Maryanne
Manning

Mystery Nady Fianceé


















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Ana Laura Soler

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Reyes

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Marisol Marrero

Milledge

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber
(Extended Spring Wifey Training)

Lindstrom
(Binghamton)

Jennifer Maine
(Norfolk)

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
(Binghamton)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Chelley Williams
(Norfolk)

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Shelly Adams
(Norfolk)

Monica Garcia
(Norfolk)

Owens
(Binghamton)
Relief PitchersInfielders

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez
(Norfolk)

Ring
(Norfolk)

Schmoll
(Norfolk)

Hernandez
(Binghamton)
InfieldersOutfielders

Morgan Keppinger
(Binghamton)

Diaz
(Binghamton)

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)
(On 15-Day Wifey Disabled List)

Gwreck
Jul 12 2006 11:28 AM

Did anyone catch the all-star red carpet show? Mrs. Glavine was seen briefly, but I missed most of it and didn't see Mrs. LoDuca or Mrs. Beltran.

NY Times article today notes that Reyes has a girlfriend that he is living with.

Elster88
Jul 12 2006 11:34 AM

Wow, the Wifey Chart could use an update.

Edgy DC
Jul 12 2006 11:37 AM

Yeah, it could.

Not my best coupla weeks recently. Sorry.

Elster88
Jul 12 2006 11:40 AM

You better be sorry. Do some work around here for once.





Hopefully it's obvious that I'm kidding.

MFS62
Jul 12 2006 12:02 PM

I just noticed the Wagner wife's maiden name.
I wonder if she's going to teach him to throw sidearm? (OK, so its close)

Later

Edgy DC
Jul 12 2006 12:03 PM

A recent article posted around hereparts had the name of Reyes's domestic she-partner. Did anyone get that?

MFS62
Jul 12 2006 01:16 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
A recent article posted around hereparts had the name of Reyes's domestic she-partner. Did anyone get that?

I Googled "Jose Reyes" plus "girlfriend" and found nothing about our Jose's friend's name. But there apparently a soccer player in England with the same name and there were a few refenrences to his girlfriend's name.
Sorry, I gave it a try.

Later

Iubitul
Jul 12 2006 01:57 PM

Everytime I read this thread, I feel the need to take a shower...

ScarletKnight41
Jul 12 2006 02:02 PM

Iubitul wrote:
Everytime I read this thread, I feel the need to take a shower...


Come on - you hang out at seedier places than this.

Iubitul
Jul 12 2006 02:08 PM

ScarletKnight41 wrote:
="Iubitul"]Everytime I read this thread, I feel the need to take a shower...


Come on - you hang out at seedier places than this.


I've been taking a lot of showers lately...

Edgy DC
Jul 12 2006 02:16 PM

]Everytime I read this thread, I feel the need to take a shower...

Well, in my defense, I've only used PG photos of wimmens, and only published names that have been released through other publicity. It's not like we're peeking through keyholes and listening up chimneys here.

ScarletKnight41
Jul 12 2006 02:19 PM

FWIW, I find this thread to be mild.

Gwreck
Jul 14 2006 01:38 AM

The Post reported that Reyes' daughter is named Katerine and has the same name as her mother (who is Reyes' live-in girlfriend).

Edgy DC
Jul 14 2006 09:59 AM

Bingo. Thanky.

Edgy DC
Jul 15 2006 02:22 PM

June 28th:
Activated from Extended Spring Training and Assigned to St. Lucie
Starting Pitchers

Humber


June 30th:
Activated from 15-Day DLOptioned to Norfolk

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Milledge


July 3rd:
Recalled from NorfolkOptioned to Norfolk
Starting Pitchers

Jennifer Maine

Ana Laura Soler


July 4th:
Purchased from Norfolk and ActivatedDesignated for AssignmentOptioned to Norfolk
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Melissa Lima

Chelly Adams

Nicole (Wong) Bell
(Norfolk)


July 6th:
Assinged to 15-Day DLRecalled from Binghamton
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)
(On 15-Day Wifey Disabled List)

Owens


July 7th:
Recalled from BinghamtonDesignated for Assignment
Starting Pitchers

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Melissa Lima


July 14th, Bastille Day:
Partial ID
Infielders

Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)



Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Jennifer Maine

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Melissa Oliver

Owens
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Marisol Marrero

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber
(St. Lucie)

Lindstrom
(Binghamton)

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)
(On 15-Day Wifey Disabled List)

Ana Laura Soler
(Norfolk)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Chelley Williams
(Norfolk)

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
(Norfolk)

Monica Garcia
(Norfolk)

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez
(Norfolk)

Ring
(Norfolk)

Schmoll
(Norfolk)

Hernandez
(Norfolk)

Morgan Keppinger
(Norfolk)
Outfielders

Diaz
(Norfolk)

Milledge
(Norfolk)

Edgy DC
Jul 20 2006 01:37 PM

July 20th:
Acqquired from Kansas CityTraded to Kansas City
Infielders

Gotay

Morgan Keppinger
Disappointingly, Morgan Keppinger becomes the latest spouse to leave Metland unphotographed. Take care of Def Jeff, as well as that one-month-old, Morgan.














Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Jennifer Maine

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Melissa Oliver

Owens
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Marisol Marrero

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber
(St. Lucie)

Lindstrom
(Binghamton)

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)
(On 15-Day Wifey Disabled List)

Ana Laura Soler
(Norfolk)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Chelley Williams
(Norfolk)

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
(Norfolk)

Monica Garcia
(Norfolk)

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez
(Norfolk)

Ring
(Norfolk)

Schmoll
(Norfolk)

Hernandez
(Norfolk)

Gotay
(Norfolk)
Outfielders

Diaz
(Norfolk)

Milledge
(Norfolk)

HahnSolo
Jul 20 2006 02:29 PM

Show of hands: is "woman" the first thing you think when you hear the name "Norris Bosch"?

Edgy DC
Jul 20 2006 02:47 PM

I think of freaky artist Hieronymous Bosch first:



and Walker, Texas Ranger second.

Johnny Dickshot
Jul 20 2006 02:49 PM

I think of German-made power tools

soupcan
Jul 20 2006 03:56 PM

Dishwashers.

Edgy DC
Jul 20 2006 04:08 PM

Most wanted wifeys and partners:

Sarah Trachsel
Wanda Feliciano
Brenda Castro
Rosa Franco
Jenny Bradford
Melissa Oliver
Jennifer Maine
Marisol Marerro
Nady Fiancé
Katerine Whatshername
Megan Bannister

There’s probably a better picture of:

Betzaida Garcia
Ericka Padilla

HahnSolo
Jul 20 2006 04:21 PM

I certainly hope there's a better picture of Valentin's wife somewhere.

Yancy Street Gang
Jul 20 2006 04:23 PM

I haven't looked at these pictures in a while. Mrs. Glavine is awfully cute.

You wouldn't think a guy with no teeth would have such a cute wife.

Edgy DC
Jul 20 2006 04:28 PM

HahnSolo wrote:
I certainly hope there's a better picture of Valentin's wife somewhere.

Sure, put that on the list, but I feel pretty fortunate that I found that one.

It came from a great WW page.

Edgy DC
Jul 20 2006 04:35 PM

A perfectly passable family shot including Ilka Valentin was hurt by my cropping and enlarging. Maryanne Manning was similarly disrespected. Add them both to the list.

Edgy DC
Jul 21 2006 09:26 AM

By the way, while checking to see if Ruben Gotay had a wife, I hit upon his entry in Wikipedia. They already had him listed as Mets property an hour after the trade was announced.

Yancy Street Gang
Jul 21 2006 09:28 AM

If a guy named "Ruben" can get a wife, then there's hope for just about everybody.

Johnny Dickshot
Jul 21 2006 09:53 AM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:
I haven't looked at these pictures in a while. Mrs. Glavine is awfully cute.

You wouldn't think a guy with no teeth would have such a cute wife.


I do believe Christine is Tom 's 2nd wife. It's possible his first one was a real woofer.

MFS62
Jul 21 2006 10:11 AM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:

I do believe Christine is Tom 's 2nd wife. It's possible his first one was a real woofer.

Maybe Larry told him to shop at Hooters.

Later

ScarletKnight41
Jul 21 2006 10:22 AM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:


I do believe Christine is Tom 's 2nd wife. It's possible his first one was a real woofer.


JD is correct. They each have a child from their first marriage, plus two kids together.

Johnny Dickshot
Jul 21 2006 10:26 AM

Was my insensitively phrased description of the first Mrs. Glavine's face accurate? That's what Wifey Watch wants to know.

Yancy Street Gang
Jul 21 2006 10:33 AM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
Was my insensitively phrased description of the first Mrs. Glavine's face accurate? That's what Wifey Watch wants to know.


I was able to find this picture of the original Mrs. Glavine:

seawolf17
Jul 21 2006 10:46 AM

Curt Schilling: Say, Tom, you ever check out any of the Mets internet boards? They're a lot of fun.
Tom Glavine: Nah, never thought to.
Curt: Oh, you gotta check it out. Look; here's the Crane Pool Forum. Looks Met-related.
Tom: "Wifey Watch"? What the...
Curt: Ouch.

Yancy Street Gang
Jul 21 2006 10:51 AM

I don't know, the first Mrs. Glavine would be kinda cute if she wiped off those eye boogers.

Edgy DC
Jul 30 2006 08:43 PM

July 20th:
Optioned to NorfolkActivated from Disabled Wifey List
Relief PitchersStarting Pitchers

Nicole (Wong) Bell

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)





















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Jennifer Maine

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Standing PitchersRelief Pitchers

Sarah Trachsel

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Sanchez

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Marisol Marrero

Mystery Nady Fianceé




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber
(St. Lucie)

Lindstrom
(Binghamton)

Ana Laura Soler
(Norfolk)

Chelley Williams
(Norfolk)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
(Norfolk)

Monica Garcia
(Norfolk)

Owens
(Norfolk)

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)
Relief PitchersInfielders

Perez
(Norfolk)

Ring
(Norfolk)

Schmoll
(Norfolk)

Hernandez
(Norfolk)

Gotay
(Norfolk)
Outfielders

Diaz
(Norfolk)

Milledge
(Norfolk)

Gwreck
Jul 31 2006 10:02 PM

Ivonne Hernandez

Perez is single.

Edgy DC
Jul 31 2006 10:24 PM

Ivonne is already established.

Edgy DC
Aug 03 2006 12:40 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 03 2006 01:13 AM

July 31st:
Assigned to 15-Day No-Wifey Disabled ListTraded to PittsburghAcquired from PittsburghAcquired from Pittsburgh and Assigned to NorfolkPromoted from Norfolk
Relief PitchersOutfieldersRelief PitchersStarting PitchersOutfielders

Sanchez

Mystery NadyLady Fianceé

Ivonne Hernandez

Perez

Milledge


August 2nd
Optioned to NorfolkRecalled from Norfolk
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)

Ring









Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Jennifer Maine

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Ivonne Hernandez

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Ring

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Brenda Castro

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Marisol Marrero

Milledge




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber
(St. Lucie)

Lindstrom
(Binghamton)

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
(Norfolk)

Perez
(Norfolk)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Ana Laura Soler
(Norfolk)

Chelley Williams
(Norfolk)

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
(Norfolk)

Monica Garcia
(Norfolk)
Relief Pitchers

Owens
(Norfolk)

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez
(Norfolk)

Sanchez
(ON 15-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Schmoll
(Norfolk)
InfieldersOutfielders

Gotay
(Norfolk)

Hernandez
(Norfolk)

Diaz
(Norfolk)

Gwreck
Aug 03 2006 01:08 AM

Still got Morgan Keppinger on that roster.

Gotay is single.

Edgy DC
Aug 03 2006 01:13 AM

Fix't.

Introduce him to somebody.

Edgy DC
Aug 06 2006 01:15 PM

August 5th
Placed on 15-Day Wifey Disabled ListAdded to Roster and Recalled from Norfolk
Catchers

Brenda Castro

Tish DiFelice
"My husband Michael first introduced me to LASIK surgery. I did some research on the procedure and decided to get a consultation to see if I was even a candidate.

When I went to Dr. Knauf¹s office at Eye Site, I was amazed at all the tests the staff does on your eyes to make sure you are able to proceed. After the tests were administered, Dr. Knauf examined me. I felt very comfortable with him. He answered my plethora of questions and said I was a perfect candidate for the procedure.

The day of my surgery, I was a little nervous. After all, you only get two eyes in your lifetime and the last thing you want to do is injure them in any way. Dr. Knauf came in and told me about the procedure. It seemed simple enough, and it was. The whole operation was about ten minutes and I could already see better immediately after.

Later that evening, I was seeing 20/15. I cannot tell you what a blessing it is to be able to see so perfectly without glasses. We have a seven-month old daughter, and when she wakes in the night it is so great not to have to find my glasses. I can go to the beach and not worry about the sand in my eyes. I can even open my eyes under water, something I have never been able to do. I can drive better and read signs further away. When I travel, I do not have to lug around three different bottles of solution and an extra pair of contacts. The list goes on and on.

For me, LASIK surgery was well worth the painless, ten minute surgery to permanently correct my vision. "

— Tish DiFelice, wife of professional baseball player




Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Jennifer Maine

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Ivonne Hernandez

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Ring

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Tish DiFelice

Sonia Lo Duca

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Marisol Marrero

Milledge




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber
(St. Lucie)

Lindstrom
(Binghamton)

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
(Norfolk)

Perez
(Norfolk)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Ana Laura Soler
(Norfolk)

Chelley Williams
(Norfolk)

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
(Norfolk)

Monica Garcia
(Norfolk)
Relief Pitchers

Owens
(Norfolk)

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez
(Norfolk)

Sanchez
(ON 15-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Schmoll
(Norfolk)
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Brenda Castro
(on 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Gotay
(Norfolk)

Hernandez
(Norfolk)

Diaz
(Norfolk)

MFS62
Aug 07 2006 08:36 AM

According to the story in today's NY Post, we may not feel too bad that we don't have a pic of Mrs. DeFelice. The paper says he was unfailthful , so a divorce may be in the near future.

EDIT: JUst saw the other thread.
Sorry for the dupe.
Later

Edgy DC
Aug 07 2006 09:12 AM

DiFelice?

Edgy DC
Aug 07 2006 12:07 PM

August 7th
Upgraded Photo and Downgraded Status
Catchers

Sonia Lo Duca

Sonia Lo Duca
(Pending)
















Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Jennifer Maine

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Ivonne Hernandez

Melissa Oliver
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Ring

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Tish DiFelice

Sonia Lo Duca
(Pending)

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)

Marisol Marrero

Milledge




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Humber
(St. Lucie)

Lindstrom
(Binghamton)

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
(Norfolk)

Perez
(Norfolk)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

Ana Laura Soler
(Norfolk)

Chelley Williams
(Norfolk)

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
(Norfolk)

Monica Garcia
(Norfolk)
Relief Pitchers

Owens
(Norfolk)

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Perez
(Norfolk)

Sanchez
(ON 15-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Schmoll
(Norfolk)
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Brenda Castro
(on 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Gotay
(Norfolk)

Hernandez
(Norfolk)

Diaz
(Norfolk)

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 07 2006 12:13 PM

When this thing gets done, an image for Divorcee:

soupcan
Aug 07 2006 12:15 PM

Well done Mr. Dickshot, well done.

Edgy DC
Aug 07 2006 12:18 PM

Excellent.

But I'm hoping it doesn't get done, and --- more like Felix --- he wins back his Gloria.

old original jb
Aug 07 2006 12:23 PM

="Johnny Dickshot"]When this thing gets done, an image for Divorcee:




On November 13th......

Elster88
Aug 07 2006 12:26 PM

Funny....but I'd vote let's not put a special picture up for divorcees.

soupcan
Aug 07 2006 12:28 PM

old original jb wrote:
On November 13th......


Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence...

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 07 2006 12:48 PM

That request came from his wife.

metirish
Aug 07 2006 12:53 PM

Mets should recall Lima's wife.

Yancy Street Gang
Aug 07 2006 01:44 PM

Johnny's suggestion for a divorcee image was much better than mine.

I withdraw my nomination for Mickey Rooney.

Willets Point
Aug 07 2006 02:25 PM

I like the original suave bachelor better than the shaggy, rumpled bachelor. I don't know why that change was made.

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 07 2006 02:26 PM

Me too. That's a classy bachelor.

Edgy DC
Aug 07 2006 02:47 PM

Well, the pulp novel cover coming from a gay site put me in the position of inadvertantly implying that Mets bachelors were gay.

I know, yeah, but not all of them.

Yancy Street Gang
Aug 07 2006 02:51 PM

That guy does look like someone who's a bachelor because gay marriage isn't legal yet.

Willets Point
Aug 07 2006 04:41 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote:
That guy does look like someone who's a bachelor because gay marriage isn't legal yet.


Well, in 49 behind the curve states at least.

soupcan
Aug 07 2006 04:55 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
That request came from his wife.


Deep down he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday he would return to her.

With nowhere else to go he appeared at the home of his childhood friend Oscar Madison. Several years earlier Madison's wife and thrown him out requesting that he. Never. Return.

Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 07 2006 05:01 PM

="soupcan"]With nowhere else to go he appeared at the home of his childhood friend Oscar Madison.


Certain episodes/seasons of this show refer to Madison as "his friend" and not "his childhood friend." This gave them more latitude to write versions of their past and how they met (the army, their wives, whatever), and IMO, was a major flaw of the OC: It was loaded with continuity errors and drove me nuts.

Yancy Street Gang
Aug 07 2006 05:06 PM

In one episode, Oscar says that he's a native New Yorker. In another he says that he was born in Philadelphia.

Didn't the name of Felix's wife change? I remember her as Gloria, but it may have been different in the early episodes. (I might be thinking of the movie, however. I don't think that Matthau and Lemmon were married to Blanche and Gloria.)

Edgy DC
Aug 07 2006 05:07 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 07 2006 05:34 PM

The Odd Couple was a great show, but when it came to continuity, Gary Marshall (just like in Happy Days) simply didn't give a shit.

The actors playing Felix's kids changed, plus --- I think --- the number of kids. Felix's father inexplicably had the same name as his parrot.

I liked them bringing back the same guest actors in different roles every season, though. That's what TV needs, more Victor Buono.

Edgy DC
Aug 07 2006 05:09 PM

Yeah, the wife's name changed.

Honestly, it's hard to imagine Oscar having as much loyalty to Felix if they met as adults.

soupcan
Aug 07 2006 05:10 PM

I was always partial to army/viche sois in the canteen version as opppsed to the 'Blinky' Madison / speakeasy version.

KC
Aug 07 2006 05:19 PM

Is that a nip on Mrs. Lima or is that where they put the air hose in to adjust
her air pressure?

We should make a list of things that were annoying about The Odd Couple.
I loved that show, but sheesh.

Edgy DC
Aug 07 2006 05:37 PM

Bringing this back around to the issue of bachelorhood, this quote comes from Victor Buono:

"I've heard or read about actors being asked the immortal question 'Why have you never married?' They answer with the immortal excuse 'I just haven't found the right girl.' Because I'm on the hefty side, no one's asked me yet. If they do, that's the answer I'll give. After all, if it was good enough for Monty Clift or Sal Mineo...."

cooby
Aug 07 2006 08:21 PM

KC wrote:
Is that a nip on Mrs. Lima or is that where they put the air hose in to adjust
her air pressure?

.



Well, when I was a little girl, when we wanted to play Mrs, we'd stick balloons in our dresses; I think that's what she did, and those are the balloon knots.


My god, I just can't look at that picture without laughing. It should be preserved somewhere...

Elster88
Aug 07 2006 09:05 PM

Balloon knots.

Willets Point
Aug 07 2006 09:20 PM

SteveJRogers
Aug 07 2006 09:26 PM

="Willets Point"]


You are a bad man Willets =;)

Get jiggy with that jug...

Iubitul
Aug 07 2006 10:20 PM

="Willets Point"]

ROFLMAO

I guess it's time to sing along with Mitch...

Rockin' Doc
Aug 07 2006 10:39 PM

Balloons? Hell, those are dirigibles!

Vic Sage
Aug 08 2006 02:19 PM

Willets, you are clearly a man of talent and vision.

kudos.

Willets Point
Aug 08 2006 03:03 PM

It's not my work. It was done long ago on Fark.com. There are variations too, I just found that one first.

cooby
Aug 08 2006 03:14 PM

You mean we're not the first to make fun of her?

Elster88
Aug 08 2006 03:20 PM

For me, at least, it's less about poking fun and more about expressing admiration.

Edgy DC
Aug 08 2006 03:38 PM

Ms. Lima was a legend long before she came to Metville.

She first came up here when I tried to note that Lima's signing kind of flew in the face of the theory that the Mets put divesting themselves of potentially embarassing wifey situations was a higher priority than fielding the best team.

She (and that photo) first got widespread notice on the internet from her absence, more than her presence. When a guy at a Dodger forum noticed a game report with that shot of Lima singing the national anthem, he took note and copied the photo to his hard drive, not really sure if he was going to do anything with it. When the mammory-shy mlb site noticed the shot and cropped out the Mrs., he felt it his duty --- as a guy who had the original saved --- to write up a smoking-gun type report on the editor's booby-bashfulness. Minds were blown, including many that may have originally overlooked the snug top over the raging breasts, and the rest is history.

old original jb
Aug 08 2006 04:08 PM
Why we still have Jose Lima (an imaginary vignette)

Here's what I'd like to think happens. Every time someone tries to release Lima from the organization, all the guys in the front office get this dissapointed look on their faces. Then they look at Omar imploringly, some spelling out "W..I...F...E" with air pencils, some gesturing with their hands-- as if to say "no, no--bad idea". Others indicate their chests and raise their eyebrows in the hopes that he'll catch on.

Omar, who's such a baseball geek that he is immune to this sort of thing starts to shake his head. Then one of the guys pipes up--"Omar, it's bad enough that Ana won't be at the Christmas party this year."

And then starts the chorus. "You're no fun, Omar." "Sure he can't pitch, but look what else we'll be giving up.." Then from one of the low level scouts: "Omar, I'm 67, permanently single, and a minor league scout living out of the back of a station wagon. Ogling the well stacked wives of washed up pitchers is about all I've got left and Mrs. Lima is like a dream come true."

Omar takes one last stab at reason. "I'm trying to build a team here, and you want me to take up a AAA roster spot on behalf of the "Trade In Tomorrow for Today Society"."

Omar shakes his head again, surveys the room and pauses. "Well, I guess it can't hurt to keep him in Norfolk for another few weeks. You guys are really something, you know?"


Appluase ring out. Glasses clink, and from the room emanates the cheer.
"O-Mar, O-Mar!"....

cooby
Aug 08 2006 04:17 PM

She oughta be on a "Good surgery gone bad" website...

Edgy DC
Aug 21 2006 08:03 AM

Guillermo Mota is single, but he's known to be actively headhunting for a wife.

Rockin' Doc
Aug 21 2006 10:56 PM

I feel bad for Michael Tucker. It appears he married his twin.

Edgy DC
Aug 21 2006 11:13 PM

Hey, your wardrobe is twice as big.

I've made that mistake before. Azuree'D is correctly pictured in the sidebar up top.

Willets Point
Aug 21 2006 11:24 PM

Somehow posting that Melissa Lima pic is going to get me in trouble.

Gwreck
Aug 22 2006 11:14 PM

Lindsay Green.

Edgy DC
Aug 22 2006 11:20 PM

Yes, I know. Again, I was just waiting the addition to the roster before I make an addition to the roster.

But feel free to find a photo.

Edgy DC
Aug 24 2006 11:00 AM
Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Aug 24 2006 11:15 PM

Acquired from ClevelandOptioned to NorfolkDesignated for AssignmentPhoto Debut
Relief PitchersInfielders

Mota

Ring

Perez

Rosa Franco













Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Christine Glavine

Norris Bosch (Hernandez)

Jennifer Maine

Sarah Trachsel

Chelley Williams
Relief Pitchers

Jenny Bradford

Wanda Feliciano

Kerri Heilman

Ivonne Hernandez

Mota
Relief PitchersCatchersInfielders

Melissa Oliver

Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

Tish DiFelice

Sonia Lo Duca
(Pending)

Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders

Rosa Franco

Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)

Ilka Valentin

Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward

Wright
Outfielders

Jessica Lugo (Beltran)

Chavez

Theresa Kokinakos (Ledee)

Milledge

Azuree'D Tucker




Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister
(Norfolk)

Humber
(St. Lucie)

Lindstrom
(Binghamton)

Carolina Cruz (Martinez)
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Jackie Brown
(Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
(Norfolk)
Starting PitchersRelief Pitchers

O. Perez
(Norfolk)

Ana Laura Soler
(Norfolk)

Zambrano
(On 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Nicole (Wong) Bell
(Norfolk)

Monica Garcia
(Norfolk)
Relief Pitchers

Owens
(Norfolk)

Ericka Padilla
(On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Ring
(Norfolk)

Sanchez
(ON 15-Day No-Wifey Disabled List)

Schmoll
(Norfolk)
CatchersInfieldersOutfielders

Brenda Castro
(on 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Gotay
(Norfolk)

A. Hernandez
(Norfolk)

Diaz
(Norfolk)

Maryanne
Manning
(Floyd)
(on 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Johnny Dickshot
Aug 24 2006 11:05 AM

Bring me back!

Edgy DC
Aug 24 2006 11:06 AM

homo.

Gwreck
Sep 20 2006 12:05 AM



I believe that is Mrs. Green to the immediate right of Shawn.

Johnny Dickshot
Sep 20 2006 07:14 AM

wham

Willets Point
Sep 20 2006 07:53 AM

="Johnny Dickshot"]wham

Johnny Dickshot
Oct 07 2006 09:02 AM

Bump!

First off Sarah Traschel: Doesn't like cameras, thinks less of writers. From today's Daily News: Me-ow!

]Like her husband, Trachsel's wife, Sarah, had no interest in discussing her marriage, telling the Daily News by phone from Malibu, Calif.: "That's none of your business."

She said she was "absolutely not" filing for divorce, adding: "Don't call here again."


Second, we have to insert Mrs. Green into the 25-Wife Playoff roster

TheOldMole
Oct 07 2006 05:11 PM

Hard to argue with that response.

Maybe Steve just forgot to take out the garbage.

cooby
Oct 07 2006 05:18 PM

Go, Sarah, you just earned a female fan

metirish
Nov 05 2006 02:36 PM

Just in case we get Matsuzaka,here he is with his missus....Tomoyo Shabata.

Yancy Street Gang
Nov 12 2006 07:29 AM

From The Daily News

="Teri Thompson"]Trachsel's wife files for divorce

When Steve Trachsel left the Mets on the eve of the playoffs, he said it was for personal reasons that had nothing to do with his marriage.
On Thursday, however, his wife, Sarah Trachsel, filed for divorce in San Diego.

The Daily News reported that Trachsel had left the team on Oct.1 to deal with marital issues, which both Trachsel and his wife denied.

Reached at her home in Malibu, Calif., Sarah Trachsel said then that she was "absolutely not" filing for divorce.

Sarah Trachsel had placed a clubhouse call to her husband during the last weekend of the season, which caused him to abruptly go to Arizona and California to deal with the problem. That caused a 12-day gap between starts and when Traschel returned, he gave up six hits in 3-1/3 innings in Game 3 of the division series in Los Angeles, the first playoff start of his career.

In the NLCS against the Cardinals, Traschel basically lost the clubhouse when he came out of a game in the second inning after being hit in the leg with a comebacker.

Trachsel, a free agent, is not expected to be re-signed by the Mets.

Frayed Knot
Nov 12 2006 11:50 AM

"Trachsel [is] a free agent"

In more ways than one!