Jun 12 2012 11:54 AM
| 1974: "What? Me? I was hoping you wouldn't notice me." |  |
| 1976: "I don't like this job. They make you work." |  |
| 1977: "Merely seconds later, but I'm already starting to shed my winter weight!" |  |
| 1978: "I'm handsome, tan, in shape, nice haircut, no 'stache. Is this even actually me? It's Steve Austin in my uniform or something, isn't it?" |  |
| 1979: "Don't make any loud noises. Me and Nino got wasted last night." |  |
| 1979: "That guy had 177% more wins than me. I have 177% more mustache." |  |
| 1980: "Here I am, captured in action. I know. I'm surprised too!" |  |
| 1981: "Mental note: Take it easy on the ribs. I'm starting to look like a fucking whale." |  |
| 1981: "Stop counting my chins. I'm a guy who likes to party. I LIKE to party. That's all there is to it." |  |
| 1982: "This all came so easy until Hodges hit me with the fucking ball. |  |
| 1983: "I love being a pitcher. But the pitching part of it is starting to be a real pain in the ass." |  |
| 1984: "What the fuck is a Donruss? That's not really a real thing, is it? For serious?" |  |
| 1984: "We've been coming to the same party for 12 years now, and in no way is that depressing." |  |
| 1984: "I suck. Gimme that damn ball before I get released." |  |
| 1984: "Clean slate time. You release me. I release my mustache." |  |
| 1984: "My shoulder is for shit and somebody still wants to give me beer money. Psyched!" |  |
