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Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

G-Fafif Jun 28 2012 01:03 PM

KTE by homage if not precise parody... [youtube]gvqO9q8yi-A[/youtube] So I say D I say D-O D-O-D D-O-D-G D-O-D-G-E-R-S K-T-E! M-A-T T-K-E T-K-E-M-P That spells Matt Kemp Matt Kemp’s on the DL, that's OK! Capuano Is their ex-Met Pitching well He sure showed us And we’ll send Young With the same name To take him on tonight When you have to choose a Chris Be sure you do it right... At the beginning of the season There was hardly any reason To doubt the Dodgers’ might But they’re falling apart From their awesome start Gads, it’s a beautiful sight! First-place First-place L.A. Has slipped into a tie Their ERA stays low Their hitting’s barely nigh Everyone’s achin’ And not just Matt Ethier pulled somethin’... They're sans Andre’s bat Dee Gordon steals A.J. Ellis makes few outs Kenley Jansen takes his saves Leaves hardly any doubts Yet they’ve lost Lost their big lead After losing eight of nine If they lose Twelve of thirteen The Mets would think that’s fine R.A. in L.A. Will put 'em away When he pens chapter two He’ll face Aaron Harang Harang'll harumph For prob'ly a month As R.A. victims do Johan is next Against Nathan Eovaldi... Versus Nathan To be frank... I expect a rally Put some mustard on it, Johan! Come Sunday night Gee takes the ball Against the reigning Cy Young Clayton Kershaw You can’t win ’em all So goes the old saw But maybe we will! Or maybe we won’t! In Los Angeles... At Los Angeles... Can you believe we scored seventeen runs yesterday? LET’S GO METS!

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 28 2012 01:23 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

Nice! The Lego guys are awesome.

Edgy MD Jun 28 2012 01:33 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

We are totally beating them on the bandage report. Mets M. Baxter 15-day DL J. Bay 7-day DL F. Francisco 15-day DL M. Pelfrey 60-day DL . . . . Dodgers R. De La Rosa 60-day DL M. Ellis 15-day DL J. Guerra 15-day DL M. Guerrier 15-day DL B. Hawksworth 60-day DL M. Kemp 15-day DL T. Lilly 15-day DL J. Sellers 15-day DL

sharpie Jun 28 2012 01:38 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

Andre Ethier hurt hisself yesterday and is probably out for a while. http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/6/27/31218 ... ry-oblique

Ceetar Jun 28 2012 01:39 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

Bay still on the 7 day? figured they'd transferred him to the 15 by now. (it's been what, 13 days?)

MFS62 Jun 28 2012 01:57 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 28 2012 02:05 PM

Nice KTE, but that song only served to enrage me even more. The Dodgers played in Brooklyn. The name should have stayed here. I hat those motherfuckers ever since they moved to La-La Land. They don't deserve the name. Randy Newman wasn't always right. Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 28 2012 01:59 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

Oh, that's the stuff. This series looks so winnable and losable, all at once.

TransMonk Jun 28 2012 02:15 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

Ceetar wrote: Bay still on the 7 day? figured they'd transferred him to the 15 by now. (it's been what, 13 days?) I don't think they can. IIRC, the 7 day gets re-upped for another automatic 7 days if the player is not ready. Once you get past 14, then you automatically go on the 15 day DL. I could be mis-remembering, though.

Ceetar Jun 28 2012 02:18 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

TransMonk wrote: Ceetar wrote: Bay still on the 7 day? figured they'd transferred him to the 15 by now. (it's been what, 13 days?) I don't think they can. IIRC, the 7 day gets re-upped for another automatic 7 days if the player is not ready. Once you get past 14, then you automatically go on the 15 day DL. I could be mis-remembering, though. hmm, that sounds right. *countS* today is the 13th day.

Ashie62 Jun 28 2012 03:02 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

The Dodgers are down and depleted but they have.. Dee Gordon..

Edgy MD Jun 28 2012 06:43 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

Huh??

Fman99 Jun 28 2012 07:29 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

Nice, lyrical KTE. Toes a tappin.

Zvon Jun 28 2012 07:40 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

Ha. Classic KTE. ty sir :)

Frayed Knot Jun 29 2012 10:16 AM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

New LAD ownership certainly isn't going into this thing lightly, although smartly is still yet to be determined. In addition to the whopping $2+ billion price tag, they confounded MLB insiders this week by signing Cuban defector Yasiel Puig to a $42 million/seven year contract. Puig, a 21 y/o corner OFer who hasn't played in over a year, has only been lightly seen by U.S. scouts and is rumored to be out of shape. He's considered a far lesser prospect compared to say Oakland pre-season signee Yoenis Cespedes who got a "mere" $30mil and this signing is causing some to throw around the word "crazy" to describe it.

Benjamin Grimm Jun 29 2012 03:26 PM Re: Kaye-T-E: The D-O-D-G-E-R-S

Ashie62 wrote: The Dodgers are down and depleted but they have.. Dee Gordon.. Wow... she's not very pretty, is she?