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metirish
Oct 09 2012 07:59 AM

Old thread archived?


anyway.....

Insect-eating competitor dies in US


Edward Archbold (left) is seen during the insect-eating contest in Florida. Screengrab: YouTube

The winner of an insect-eating contest in Florida has died shortly after eating dozens of the live bugs as well as worms, authorities said.

About 30 contestants ate the insects during a contest at Ben Siegel Reptile Store in Deerfield Beach, about 64kms north of Miami. The grand prize was a python.

Edward Archbold (32) became ill shortly after the contest ended and collapsed in front of the store, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office statement.

He was taken to hospital where he was pronounced dead. Authorities are waiting for results of a postmortem examination to determine a cause of death.

None of the other contestants became ill, the sheriff’s office said.

“We feel terribly awful,” said store owner Ben Siegel, who added that Mr Archbold did not appear to be sick before the contest.

“He looked like he just wanted to show off and was very nice,” Mr Siegel said, adding that Mr Archbold was “the life of the party”.

Mr Siegel added Mr Archbold was selling the exotic prize to a friend who took him to the contest.

A statement from Mr Siegel’s lawyer said all the participants signed waivers “accepting responsibility for their participation in this unique and unorthodox contest”.

The bugs consumed were from an inventory of insects “that are safely and domestically raised in a controlled environment as food for reptiles”.


http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/bre ... ing13.html

seawolf17
Oct 09 2012 08:04 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Authorities are waiting for results of a postmortem examination to determine a cause of death.


I'm going with the bugs, doctor.

Edgy MD
Oct 09 2012 08:08 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Oh, and you can write off the culpability of the worms just like that, Mr. Entomophobe?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Oct 09 2012 09:30 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Yes, but...

[Horn fugue]

... which bug was it?

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 09 2012 09:40 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

None of the other eaters died. I guess there may have been one bad cockroach in the bunch. I hate when that happens.

Frayed Knot
Oct 09 2012 09:45 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

I love stories like this - people improving the gene pool by leaving it.
Need to thin out the herd every now and then.

MFS62
Oct 09 2012 09:48 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Frayed Knot wrote:
I love stories like this - people improving the gene pool by leaving it.
Need to thin out the herd every now and then.

Which reminds me, do they still announce the Darwin Awards every year?
EDIT: looks like they do:
http://www.darwinawards.com/index.chapter2.html

Now, back to Florida madness.

Later

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Oct 09 2012 09:54 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

I love how these "competitive eaters" wear sweatbands and other workout gear, as though they're trying to sell the notion this activity is some kind of exercise.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Nov 09 2012 07:56 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

The story published here includes a police dash-cam video showing the signs in the back of these retards' truck and an interview where the driver lies about how many drinks he had and what the signs were doing there.

[url]http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-stolen-obama-signs-20121107,0,4629052.story
Three men were arrested Wednesday after they drove through Holden-Parramore stealing street signs and Obama campaign signs and yelling racial slurs in the primarily black neighborhood of Orlando, the Florida Highway Patrol said.

The driver, Jacob Kupp, 23, of Orlando, claimed he found the signs — including a Lynx bus-stop sign, stop signs and a day-care-loading-zone sign — on the ground and was going to take them to the police station, a report states.

The signs were sticking out of the bed of his pickup, video shows. They included two stop signs, a street sign from Lee Avenue and Citrus Street, a day care loading-zone sign, the Lynx sign and a mailbox, according to the report.

Kupp was arrested about 1:30 a.m. on charges of DUI and grand theft after a breath machine measured his blood-alcohol level at .202 — 2.5 times the legal limit. Kupp, whom a trooper stopped at Gore Street and Parramore Avenue, said he and his friends had come from Stagger Inn bar in downtown Orlando.

David Hatmaker, 23, and Austin Bowen, 22, both of Orlando, were arrested on grand-theft charges. Hatmaker told the trooper the trio was upset because President Barack Obama had been re-elected. Callers complained to Orlando police that the men were hollering racial slurs at pedestrians, according to the report.

Amazing photos from Central Florida and around the world

Sgt. Kim Montes, a Florida Highway Patrol spokeswoman, said stealing stop signs is extremely dangerous. In 1997, three people were sentenced to 15 years in prison each for removing a stop sign at a Tampa intersection, leading to the deaths of three teenagers whose car was hit by an 8-ton truck.

"It's Russian roulette if a car is coming the other way," Montes said.

Edgy MD
Nov 09 2012 08:06 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Maybe the best part is that the puntastic bar they came from was called "The Stagger Inn," not "The Dew Drop Inn" or "The Acordy Inn," but "The Stagger Inn." The message is, "Our patrons are stupid drunk before they even arrive --- our job is to keep 'em that way."

A Boy Named Seo
Nov 25 2012 10:25 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

This woman is not my kin. I don't think.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11 ... natee?lite

Florida woman arrested over ride on manatee



By Isolde Raftery, NBC News
Florida police arrested a woman Saturday who had been photographed riding a manatee – a violation of the state’s Manatee Sanctuary Act, the Tampa Bay Times reported.

Ana Gloria Garcia Gutierrez, 53, was arrested at the Sears store where she worked. She came forward in October to admit that she was the woman in the photographs, wearing a white cap, red shorts and a black bikini top as she tried to climb atop a manatee in Fort De Soto Park in Pinellas, Fla.
Garcia Gutierrez told authorities that she was new to the area and didn’t know that touching a manatee – also known as a sea cow – was against the law.

The manatee was not injured, but the Florida Manatee Sanctuary Acts states that: "It is unlawful for any person at any time, by any means, or in any manner intentionally or negligently to annoy, molest, harass, or disturb or attempt to molest, harass, or disturb any manatee."
Touching a manatee is a second-degree misdemeanor in Florida, punishable by up to 60 days in jail. Two of the three species of sea cows are endangered, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, and the third is considered threatened. They received their first government protections in 1893.

Florida officials took the manatee-riding reports seriously and circulated the image of the woman, asking Floridians to identify her.
Sheriff Bob Gualtieri held a press conference and said that Garcia Gutierrez should “go ride a jet ski.”

Edgy MD
Nov 26 2012 07:59 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

New Florida slang:

>>> "Dude, last night was crazy. You achieved legend status last night."

>>> "I wasn't that bad."

>>> "Dude, you touched the manatee last night."

>>> "I didn't t... . Eric, did I 'touch the manatee'?"

>>> "Dude, you gave the manatee your phone number."

MFS62
Dec 13 2012 12:02 PM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

A real ass:
http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2012/12/13/ma ... h-animals/

OCALA, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – A Marion County man who is facing charges of sexual activities involving animals is challenging the constitutionality of laws banning such activities.

According to the Gainesville Sun, 32-year-old Carlos Romero filed a motion requesting that the judge overseeing his case declare an existing Florida statute that bans sex or sexual activities involving animals unconstitutional.

He and the assistant public defenders assigned to the case reportedly claimed that the statute impedes on Romero’s due process rights.

“By making sexual conduct with an animal a crime, the statute demeans individuals like Defendant (Romero) by making his private sexual conduct a crime,” the attorneys were quoted as additionally noting by the newspaper.

The offending statute also violates a part of the Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution by “personal liberty and autonomy when it comes to private intimate activities,” according to documents filed by Romero’s attorneys and obtained by the Sun.

Florida’s statute reportedly prohibits any and all zoophilic acts, which is why Romero and his defenders feel it violates the Equal Protection Clause.

“The personal morals of the majority, whether based on religion or traditions, cannot be used as a reason to deprive a person of their personal liberties,” the documents stated, according to the Sun. “If the statute were to require sexual conduct with animals to be nonconsensual or to cause injury in order to be a crime, then perhaps the State would have a rational basis and legitimate state interest in enforcement.”

They added, “The classification of zoophilic acts as first-degree misdemeanors is grossly out of proportion to the severity of zoophilic acts. [T]he only possible rational basis for the statute is a moral objection to sexual acts considered deviant or downright ‘disgusting,’?”

Romero was first arrested in August after getting caught engaging in sex acts with Doodle, a female miniature donkey.

Romero is facing a first-degree misdemeanor charge of sexual activities involving animals, which if convicted, could result in a year in jail. Romero and his legal representation also allegedly feel that this punishment is excessive, and would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment.

Romero had reportedly been offered a plea deal which would involve a year of probation, a $200 fine and other mandates, including not being allowed to own pet sand submitting to psychosexual evaluation and STD testing, among other items.

Later

cooby
Dec 14 2012 09:02 AM
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Should have named her Diddle not Doodle

MFS62
Dec 14 2012 09:06 AM
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cooby wrote:
Should have named her Diddle not Doodle

Another example of why we should bring back the BOC.

Later

Edgy MD
Dec 21 2012 09:44 AM
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Fla. teen arrested for threat to 'shoot everyone'

FORT PIERCE, Fla. (AP) — Police have arrested a Florida teen who they say posted a Facebook message threatening to "bring a gun to school tomorrow and shoot everyone."
The St. Lucie County Sheriff's office said Thursday night that they received a tip from a parent who saw the threat from the 13-year-old student.

Neither the teen nor his school has been identified.

A sheriff's spokesman says the student did not have access to any weapons. No schools were evacuated or locked down, but security at area schools had already been increased as a result of the mass shooting at a Connecticut school last Friday. The student is charged with a single second-degree felony charge of making a written threat.

Authorities say he is being held at the Juvenile Detention Center in Fort Pierce.

You can get a lot of news from the crossoroads of our sad and crazy breakdowns of society and family just by reading the Treasure Coast Palm or some other St. Lucie outlet.

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 29 2012 12:50 PM
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Maybe the best part of this is the last line of the article that links to a nearly identical story, also from wondrous Manatee County, Florida. #niceguysfinishfirst

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bat ... sex-497812

Cops: Woman, 50, Battered Boyfriend, 32, Because Six Came Before Nine

A Florida woman is jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” during a mutual oral sex session late last night in the victim’s home, police report.

Jennie Scott, 50, was booked into the Manatee County lockup on a misdemeanor charge stemming from the 11 PM encounter in the Palmetto bedroom of Jilberto Deleon, 32. Scott has dated Deleon “for the last 5 years on and off,” according to a sheriff’s report.

Deputies were summoned to Deleon’s home by a witness who heard the couple arguing and saw Scott (seen at right) atop Deleon “punching and scratching him.” She also allegedly struck Deleon with a stick and threatened to hit him with a wrench before the tool was taken from her hand by the witness.

When questioned by a cop, Scott explained that she and Deleon “were giving each other oral pleasure in the bedroom” when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” Scott added that she “became upset and they began arguing.”

A deputy noted that Scott said that she was also mad at Deleon because she had “heard [him] having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day.” Scott struggled with deputies before being placed in a police cruiser, where she kicked a window until being warned that she would be maced unless she stopped.

Bail has yet to be set for Scott, who deputies described as “extremely intoxicated.”

If it seems something like this just happened, well, it did.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 30 2012 08:07 PM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

"Amor, last night was crazy. I mean, that... was NOT good."

>>> "Oh, come on. That was all on you."

"COMO? How do you figure? You were the one who touched the manatee."

>>> "Yeah, hon... but you didn't touch it nearly long enough."

[Bows; both shimmy offstage to piano vamp]

MFS62
Jan 04 2013 09:14 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Well, I guess if you really have to have one:
http://news.yahoo.com/fla-man-pleads-gu ... 48563.html

..NEW YORK (AP) — A Florida fossils dealer pleaded guilty to smuggling charges Thursday and agreed to give up a celebrated $1 million dinosaur skeleton seized by the U.S. government earlier this year for its eventual return to Mongolia.

Eric Prokopi, 38, said he would surrender the 70 million-year-old Tyrannosaurus bataar skeleton known as "Ty" and give up any claims to six other dinosaurs and various other bones in a cooperation deal that might win him leniency from charges that carry a potential prison sentence of up to 17 years.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Martin S. Bell read a list of the dinosaurs to Magistrate Judge Ronald L. Ellis, saying a second substantially complete Tyrannosaurus skeleton was found at Prokopi's Gainesville, Fla., home, while a third was believed to be in Great Britain.

Bell said the government will also get to keep a Chinese flying dinosaur that Prokopi illegally imported; a skeleton of a Saurolophus, a duckbilled, plant eating dinosaur from the late Cretaceous period; and two Oviraptor skeletons, one found at Prokopi's home and the other at another residential dwelling in Florida. The Oviraptors have parrot-like skulls.

"It's among the larger dinosaur shopping lists you'll see today," Bell told the magistrate judge.

In a release, U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara said: "Fossils and ancient skeletal remains are part of the fabric of a country's natural history and cultural heritage, and black marketers like Prokopi who illegally export and sell these wonders, steal a slice of that history. We are pleased that we can now begin the process of returning these prehistoric fossils to their countries of origin."

The government accused Prokopi of smuggling bones into the country illegally from Mongolia before assembling them into a skeleton that was sold by Dallas-based Heritage Auctions for $1.05 million, a deal that was suspended pending the outcome of litigation. The government said the dinosaur skeleton was mislabeled as reptile bones from Great Britain.

Prokopi remains free on bail pending a sentencing scheduled for April 25. After his plea Thursday, he immediately went with prosecutors to their offices without commenting.

In a statement last spring, Prokopi defended his handling of the dinosaur, saying the value of the bones was labeled much lower than the eventual auction price because "it was loose, mostly broken bones and rocks with embedded bones. It was not what you see today, a virtually complete, mounted skeleton."

Prokopi pleaded guilty to conspiracy for importing the Chinese flying dinosaur, entry by goods by means of false statements for importing Mongolian dinosaurs and one count of interstate and foreign transportation of goods converted and taken by fraud.

In describing his crimes, Prokopi said he wrote an email to a fossils dealer in China in 2010, instructing him to mislabel customs documents to make it appear that the bones of a Chinese flying dinosaur were worth less than they were.

He said that from 2010 to 2012, he arranged for shipments of fossils from Mongolia to be described in customs documents as if their country of origin were Great Britain.

The magistrate judge asked Prokopi if the country of origin on the documents was an important fact.

"Well, apparently," Prokopi said, prompting a brief discussion between the prosecutor and Prokopi's defense lawyer.

Afterward, Prokopi said the labeling of the relics was purposefully "vague and misleading so that they didn't bring attention to the shipment."

The magistrate judge asked him what would have happened if he had labeled them accurately.

"Probably nothing," Prokopi said, pausing and then adding, "or it may not have been allowed to be imported."

...

Later

A Boy Named Seo
Jan 05 2013 10:15 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

"Yes, In Florida". Like, where else could this happen?

http://gawker.com/5973037/this-sandwich-artist-fired-from-subway-yes-in-florida-after-threatening-customer-over-ketchup-is-a-hero

This Sandwich Artist Fired From Subway (Yes, in Florida) After Threatening Customer Over Ketchup is a Hero


Jordan Sargent



The customer is always right — unless the customer is a person that wants to put ketchup on his Philly cheesesteak. Because, what the fuck? This is an indisputable fact backed up by sandwich artist Lawrence Ordone, pictured at left, who was fired from a Subway in Orange County, Fla. — side note: Florida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — after refusing to put ketchup on a cheesesteak ordered by Luis Martinez, pictured at right. Then Ordone kicked over a chair and tried to fight him.

Since the quotes from this story are so good, I'm just going to tell it oral history style (#longread).

"American cheese, onions and ketchup," said Martinez.

"He wants ketchup on the Philly cheese steak and I have never put — we don't even have ketchup at Subway — I've never put ketchup on anybody's sandwich," said Ordone.

NOTE: At this point, Ordone says Martinez starts "mouthing off."

"That's when I flew off the handle," said Ordone.

"He shoved a chair to the side, like knocked it down to come at me, and I said, 'This is going to be serious,'" said Martinez.

"I said, 'Let's go, fight me like a man,'" said Ordone.

"I was scared. Next thing, I'm thinking a gun's going to come out," said Martinez

"He threatened to kill me in front of my wife," said Martinez.

"There's ketchup three aisles down. You can go buy your own ketchup, and I promise to God, you can put as much as you want on it and nobody's going to say nothing," said Ordone.

Let's read that final quote one more time and let its glory wash over us.

"There's ketchup three aisles down. You can go buy your own ketchup, and I promise to God, you can put as much as you want on it and nobody's going to say nothing," said Ordone.

This is the type of action this country needs. If you see someone ordering ketchup on a cheesesteak, forget everything you know. Be a hero. A hero like Lawrence Ordone.

metirish
Jan 23 2013 09:43 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Some people should not be allowed to have kids.....impossible of course


Mother 'leaves hungry three-week-old child in high chair for HOURS as she goes off drinking with friends'

Edgy MD
Feb 19 2013 02:31 PM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Florida Man: https://twitter.com/_floridaman

MFS62
Feb 20 2013 08:29 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

The sky is falling:
http://pix11.com/2013/02/20/florida-fir ... z2LSBHJ5Tj

Later

metsmarathon
Feb 20 2013 08:38 AM
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oh, sure, i come back from florida yesterday, and miss the freaking meteor!

MFS62
Feb 20 2013 08:44 AM
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metsmarathon wrote:
oh, sure, i come back from florida yesterday, and miss the freaking meteor!

Look at the bright side. The meteor missed you.

Later

Mets – Willets Point
Feb 20 2013 08:52 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

I think people are going to see meteors everywhere now for a while.

Swan Swan H
Feb 20 2013 09:49 AM
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If there wasn't already a college football stadium nicknamed "The Big House," this one would be.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Mar 29 2013 02:05 PM
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Talk about a violation!

"We're giving out wrong information and I sure don't want my victims calling a sex line," said Kelly Smallridge, the Executive Director for the Haven, a victim's advocacy group whose number was supposed to appear on the fliers.

Edgy MD
Jun 12 2013 08:33 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Ah, Port St. Loo.


Barbara Hall was involved in a bedroom romp with her boyfriend when he asked her if she had brought PAM cooking spray, which he wanted to use as lubricant.

However, Hall thought he was referring to an ex-girlfriend of his named Pam, and she allegedly flew into a jealous rage, punching him repeatedly and heaving objects at his head.

This has happened to me ever since I broke up with Little Debbie. WHOAH!

Ceetar
Jun 24 2013 08:19 AM
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[url]http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/06/a-teenager-was-hit-by-celebratory-gunfire-after-miami-won-the-nba-title/

Swan Swan H
Jul 02 2013 11:17 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Pluss, thay kant spel.

seawolf17
Jul 02 2013 11:26 AM
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Twice! Brilliant.

themetfairy
Jul 02 2013 12:05 PM
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At least they're consistent....

Benjamin Grimm
Jul 02 2013 12:39 PM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

This belongs in the "Flordia Still Crazy" thread.

Mets – Willets Point
Jul 09 2013 07:13 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

Florida accidentally bans all computers and smart phones in the state.

MFS62
Jul 09 2013 07:42 AM
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Mets – Willets Point wrote:
Florida accidentally bans all computers and smart phones in the state.

They're afraid of anything smarter than the politicians.

Later

soupcan
Jul 09 2013 10:55 AM
Re: Florida Still Crazy

On my way to Florida for a wedding this weekend. Will they confiscate my iPad and iPhone at the airport?