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Edgy MD
Oct 05 2012 10:54 AM

GULP!

themetfairy
Oct 05 2012 11:14 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Congrats!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Oct 05 2012 11:16 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 05 2012 11:16 AM

Whoa, that's great. We will visit soon.

(edit: whether you like it or not)

Mets – Willets Point
Oct 05 2012 11:16 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

I read that first as Biltmore Homeowner and thought you had gone way overboard.

Congrats and good luck in Balmer, Marlin.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Oct 05 2012 11:18 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

What area?

Ceetar
Oct 05 2012 11:34 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Edgy DC wrote:
GULP!


I've got a black and orange Mets shirt that you can have if you want to fit in. It's close. I once actually got mistaken for an Orioles fan.

congrats though.

Edgy MD
Oct 05 2012 11:36 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

It's in Lauraville --- a lot bargains in that neighborhood among unrenovated homes. We bought a renovated non-bargain and I expect to cry myself to sleep for a few weeks. And work harder.

My position: Why put up with somebody else's ugly renovation, when I can buy an unrenovated home at 40% the price of the renovated ones, and then ugly it up on my own?

My wife's position: It doesn't work that way. Home improvement loans are much harder to get than mortgage loans.

My position: Well, then, um... shut up.

My wife's position: Just initial here, would you please?



Check out the great big dormer window sticking out there, calling all attention to itself like a swollen nose. Nice corner lot, though, I think.

I don't own nuttin' yet, but I just heard the bid was accepted, and I have no reason to think it'll fail inspection or be found to be sitting on top of great radon deposit, but it's pretty shocking how fast it all came together. Wednesday I find it online. Thursday I visit it with my realtor. By Friday noon, I've signed away my life.

metirish
Oct 05 2012 11:47 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Beautiful , congrats .....I looked up the town

Trivia

Lauraville is mentioned on the Baltimore based HBO drama The Wire as the home neighborhood of fictional Baltimore Police Detective Jimmy McNulty.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Oct 05 2012 11:49 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Trivia

Lauraville is mentioned on the Baltimore based HBO drama The Wire as the home neighborhood of fictional Baltimore Police Detective Jimmy McNulty.

metirish
Oct 05 2012 11:50 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Snap....great minds and all

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Oct 05 2012 11:50 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

whoa.

Edgy MD
Oct 05 2012 11:51 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

What a buncha heads you two are.

Just starting renting Wire episodes now to prepare myself for what I'm sure will be my premature and cruel demise. Just saw the first Steve Earle episode.

Swan Swan H
Oct 05 2012 11:53 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Awesome. Home ownership is a lot of fun, despite the work.

Ceetar
Oct 05 2012 11:53 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Swan Swan H wrote:
Awesome. Home ownership is a lot of fun, despite the work.


yeah, but how do you decide where?!?!

Swan Swan H
Oct 05 2012 12:08 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Everyone is different, of course, but here's how we did it.

Timing guided us. We started looking during the winter when our son was in eighth grade and our daughter in sixth, with plans to move during the summer. They would both be starting new schools in the upcoming fall anyway, and this would disrupt them less than moving during a school year.

With that, schools were most important. We bought in 1997, so the Internet was not a lot of help. We used Newsday's school ratings, and looked in the towns that had the best combination of the following factors, rated from most important to least:

Schools
Price range
Proximity to work (at the time Melville and Richmond Hill)
Access to Manhattan (should one of us change jobs and need to get there every day)
A nice main street where we could walk to shop

Based on these factors we looked in the row of towns in Nassau, along the south shore of Long Island - say it with me Babylon Branch riders - Merrick, Bellmore, Wantagh, Seaford, Massapequa, Massapequa Park. We would have loved the North Shore, but it was out of our range. We found a house we loved in Merrick, and July 5 marked fifteen years there.

Ceetar
Oct 05 2012 12:15 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

you know, I think I'd be okay if I was trying to figure it out on LI. 25 years there and all, and the narrowness helps. I'm figuring I can live in 20-30 miles in any direction of the center point of our jobs, which is something like 3000! square miles via the area of a circle. yikes!

not to derail Edgy's good news, how did he decide on Lauraville, and who is Laura?

metirish
Oct 05 2012 12:27 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

seems I already looked it up


Lauraville is named for the daughter of John Henry Keene, who was a local property owner and businessman active after the American Civil War. The area was developed by several subdivisions during the period between 1910 and 1930 as an upper middle class neighborhood, with many houses built on double lots. Sales in 1910 indicated houses were priced at $4,000 at a time when the typical house in Baltimore sold for $1,200.

cooby
Oct 05 2012 12:34 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Nice job!

metirish
Oct 05 2012 12:38 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Thanks

Edgy MD
Oct 05 2012 01:23 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Washington home prices are not for the faint of heart. While values in 97% of the markets in the nation took a dive the last few years, Washington merely flatlined (and the Bay Area continued to climb). If we wanted to buy a home we can enjoy, DC looked less and less viable, where our modest money would be chasing property alongside that of corporate lawyers, lobbyists, non-profit executives, and more corporate lawyers. In Baltimore, values have taken a real nosedive the last 10 years, in the midst of crime, corruption, and suck-ass Oriole teams. Entire blocks of downtown rowhouses are burned out. The city has been losing population for 70 years, and my competition in the marketplace would instead be rubes, drifters, small-time thieves, and carny folk. So, when I started a job here, Bal'mer become a matter of when, not if. But I had to strike reasonably soon. The DC market is so saturated that a lot of people will soon realize what a sucker's bet it is with Baltimore next door.

So that's why Baltimore. Lauraville is a product of driving around, and homesearching. Obviously, everybody's world is divided into three types of places:
1) manicured, refined communities where folks pay top dollar to keep away from certain elements and keep them away from you,
2) places where social forces conspire to keep all negative elements contained,
3) the battleground in between.

It's up to you where you see the lines. Each city has crime maps, reviews of neighborhoods online, and word of mouth about "livablitity." Many homeowners are writing/speaking, whether they admit it or not, as an investor. Do they see their home increasing in value since they moved in? But as long as you see that, that's OK. Markets represent a lot of less cynical and more organic things. I don't want to hiding from Avon Barksdale's crew, but I obviously don't want my wife walking home among them.

(People say "Is it coming back?" I always thought that sounded insulting. For the people who live there, a community isn't 'back' or 'not back yet.' It's there and they're living genuine lives there.)

So we search for the type of house we like, and we ask ourselves and others why similar homes are priced differently in different neighborhoods? We reconciled those disparities*, by driving around the neighborhoods, visiting shopping strips and coffeehouses, checking the saloons to see how sleazy, and comparing crime reports. Once Lauraville had become a focus, I mentioned it around and realized I had three co-workers who lived there and asked about it. And it comes down to the same thing as trying on a new jacket. Do you see this fitting you and do you feel authentic there?

*I found a gorgeous manor of a home priced at $250 K, that would have been worth 6-10 times that in most of DC. The community was goodish too. We figured we'd visit and it would be a disaster inside. But it was elegant. But it was the first thing we saw and we thought "Too good to be true, there must be a disaster here (besides the probably insane HVAC bills)" and didn't move when we heard there were already bids in on it. Guess I missed out on the Bruce Wayne lifestyle. Oh, well. I would have had to wear a cravat all the time, anyway.

Ceetar
Oct 05 2012 01:34 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

on a hill too, it very well could have a bat cave.

Edgy MD
Oct 05 2012 01:52 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

In 1918, residents of Lauraville were incensed that the nearby Ivy Mill property, where Morgan State University would eventually be built, had been sold to a "negro college." They attempted to have the sale revoked by filing suit in the circuit court in Towson, which dismissed the suit. They then appealed the case to the state Court of Appeals. The appellate court upheld the lower court decision, finding no basis that siting the college at this location would constitute a public nuisance. Despite some ugly threats and several demonstrations against the project, Morgan State was allowed to be constructed at this site and would later expand.

Fight on, my new racist neighbors.

Edgy MD
Oct 05 2012 02:23 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Otherwise Nice but Unself-Aware TV Newslady Mother of Two of My Wife's Piano Students: I'm just so excited about the Nats! I hope you're rooting for them in the playoffs!

Wife DC: Well, we're Met fans in our house.

ONbU-ATVNMoToMWPS: I just think everybody should root for the Nats. If they win, my house's value goes up, and I support anything that can make my house's value go up!

WDC to Self: (Can't she just pay me so I can get out of here?)

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 05 2012 02:31 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Congratulations!

When do you change your name to Edgy Lauraville?

batmagadanleadoff
Oct 06 2012 07:54 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Wow. Best wishes, Edgy.

Fman99
Oct 06 2012 08:28 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Edgy DC wrote:
Check out the great big dormer window sticking out there, calling all attention to itself like a swollen nose. Nice corner lot, though, I think.


As someone who has lived on a corner lot since 2008, I can tell you that there is one major trade off that I have noticed.

The major plus is less neighbors. Your adjacent residents seem more detached in that their houses face other directions.

The major minus is more lawn to keep, often at the expense of being practical for any type of use. I have an entire side lawn to mow and keep all year that gets virtually no time or attention from the Fman family, due to its placement respective to the rest of our house and lot.

Edgy MD
Oct 07 2012 05:07 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Yeah, I've considered that. You have one advantage over me in the lawn care department, and that's a child or two to groom as replacements.

Is it the street side or the neighbor side that you are compelled to neglect? I'd guess the neighborside.

If all goes well, we'll be moving in around Thanksgiving, so I'll get some time to think this through, but we may drop in a side garden. Some gravel, footstones, ornamental weeds, and a few naked nymphs. Neighbors love that tasteful stuff.

Ceetar
Oct 07 2012 07:58 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Edgy DC wrote:
Yeah, I've considered that. You have one advantage over me in the lawn care department, and that's a child or two to groom as replacements.

Is it the street side or the neighbor side that you are compelled to neglect? I'd guess the neighborside.

If all goes well, we'll be moving in around Thanksgiving, so I'll get some time to think this through, but we may drop in a side garden. Some gravel, footstones, ornamental weeds, and a few naked nymphs. Neighbors love that tasteful stuff.



Maybe one or two of these? (or 9, strategically arranged)

Mets – Willets Point
Oct 09 2012 08:14 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Corner lots = two lengths of sidewalk to shovel after a snowstorm.

Edgy MD
Oct 09 2012 08:15 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Oh yeah... Much longer strip on the side, too.

d'Kong76
Oct 11 2012 05:43 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Congrats to you C** ... need to open this area more often

TransMonk
Oct 12 2012 06:00 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Very cool. Congrats, Edgy!

Fman99
Oct 13 2012 09:52 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 16 2012 07:32 PM

Edgy DC wrote:
Yeah, I've considered that. You have one advantage over me in the lawn care department, and that's a child or two to groom as replacements.

Is it the street side or the neighbor side that you are compelled to neglect? I'd guess the neighborside.

If all goes well, we'll be moving in around Thanksgiving, so I'll get some time to think this through, but we may drop in a side garden. Some gravel, footstones, ornamental weeds, and a few naked nymphs. Neighbors love that tasteful stuff.


Well, technically, one of the two streets is a half block so I do not have any neighbors adjacent to my own home. They all face other directions, which I am fine with.

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 13 2012 02:02 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

I know that relatively few people view these pages, but I'd still advise against posting photos of your kids and a map to where you live, especially side-by-side as they are in the above post.

Nymr83
Oct 16 2012 10:42 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Congratulations Edgy

Fman99
Oct 16 2012 07:33 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
I know that relatively few people view these pages, but I'd still advise against posting photos of your kids and a map to where you live, especially side-by-side as they are in the above post.


Point taken, image replaced. Good call, I appreciate you looking out.

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 17 2012 04:43 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

No problem!

Mets – Willets Point
Oct 31 2012 11:50 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

So when do you become Edgy MD?

Edgy MD
Oct 31 2012 11:54 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Closing is later this month. Still waiting on mortgage approval.

Have the added bonus of any storm damage being the responsibility of the seller.

Mets – Willets Point
Oct 31 2012 12:20 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Good luck. Closing is a very odd ritual, especially the part when your bank/mortgage broker gives you the very large check and you ever so briefly have an extremely large sum of money in your hands.

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 31 2012 01:03 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

It's even better when it's not a check, but a big bag of cash with a dollar sign on it.

Mets – Willets Point
Oct 31 2012 02:50 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
It's even better when it's not a check, but a big bag of cash with a dollar sign on it.


I was nervous enough with the check.

sharpie
Nov 02 2012 02:15 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Hadn't looked in this section in a while. Congrats, Edgy. I was in Baltimore for the first time in my life the day after the Orioles lost to the Yankees in the ALDS. Went to a (really good) bar for crabcakes and beer and the first game of the ALCS was on. Buncha O's fans at the bar yelling at the Yankees. I remember thinking, "I could see living here."

Edgy MD
Nov 21 2012 03:47 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Took three days to get our sellers to stop dropping balls, but we finally closed today.

Good thing, too, as we wouldn't have had a home to come back to after Thanksgiving. Scared to death.

Afores:

After:

TransMonk
Nov 21 2012 03:54 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

That's a beautiful home. Congrats again!

Ceetar
Nov 21 2012 03:57 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Edgy MD wrote:
Took three days to get our sellers to stop dropping balls, but we finally closed today.



I'm gonna be frank here..I'm not sure buying a house from Luis Castillo was altogether wise.

d'Kong76
Nov 21 2012 04:41 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Congrats, Edguardo

Edgy MD
Nov 21 2012 06:03 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Ceetar wrote:
Edgy MD wrote:
Took three days to get our sellers to stop dropping balls, but we finally closed today.



I'm gonna be frank here..I'm not sure buying a house from Luis Castillo was altogether wise.


Bam!

Thanks all. Very confusing and disorienting and such. Very exciting, certainly.

seawolf17
Nov 21 2012 06:25 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Welcome to homeownershiphood.

MFS62
Nov 22 2012 09:48 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Nice. All the best.
How long is it going to take for you to call the city Bal'mer like a native?

Later

Frayed Knot
Nov 22 2012 10:06 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

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Valadius
Nov 28 2012 03:31 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Congrats! But be on the lookout for young punks with high-end nailguns!

Edgy MD
Nov 28 2012 09:01 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

>>> "Honey, that punk over there is wielding a nail gun."

>>> "Bah... it's all good. The gun is low-end. And he's got to be at least 40."

A Boy Named Seo
Nov 29 2012 11:21 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Took three days to get our sellers to stop dropping balls, but we finally closed today.

Good thing, too, as we wouldn't have had a home to come back to after Thanksgiving. Scared to death.

Afores:

After:


Some sweet digs & welcome Edgy MD. #RIPEdgyDC #NEVAR4GET

Edgy MD
Nov 30 2012 07:36 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Freaky stuff. Taking four steps to everything that used to take one and a quarter.

Edgy MD
Dec 21 2012 07:57 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

My first basement flood!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Dec 21 2012 08:02 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Edgy MD wrote:
My first basement flood!


Congrats!

Edgy MD
Dec 21 2012 08:54 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

I'm dying here.

My back is still murdered from the move and I don't know if I can spend the weekend pulling up carpets, dry-vaccing, de-humidifying, but I have no dude-friends in Baltimore to press into dude-friend service.

Looks like I lost a bunch of LPs, plus an heirloom rug will have to be taken out and steam-cleaned.

I'm thinking the Mayan Apocalypse actually happened, but it was really really localized.

cooby
Dec 21 2012 09:09 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Basement floods suck. I hope you have a shop vac.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Dec 21 2012 09:12 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Edgy MD wrote:
I'm dying here.

My back is still murdered from the move and I don't know if I can spend the weekend pulling up carpets, dry-vaccing, de-humidifying, but I have no dude-friends in Baltimore to press into dude-friend service.

Looks like I lost a bunch of LPs, plus an heirloom rug will have to be taken out and steam-cleaned.

I'm thinking the Mayan Apocalypse actually happened, but it was really really localized.


Shit, sorry about that.

Edgy MD
Dec 21 2012 09:32 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Thinks. I'm a big whiner. Sorry. It's no big thing in the great scheme. But, you know, now I know what I did for my first Baltimore Christmas.

Edgy MD
Dec 21 2012 03:28 PM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

Some damage to the "Magic Is Back" subway posters.

cooby
Dec 22 2012 11:32 AM
Re: Baltimore Homeowner

:(