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It's Not Just You
| Edgy MD Dec 07 2012 10:42 AM |
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Sperm counts down precipitously.
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| Fman99 Dec 07 2012 10:52 AM Re: It's Not Just You |
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I refute your testimony, Senator. And I'm off to the supply closet at work, to, uh, scare up some empirical evidence to the contrary.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 07 2012 11:18 AM Re: It's Not Just You Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 07 2012 12:10 PM |
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Yeah, there may be a few less of them, but the ones that stayed are pretty f*cking big.
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| Ceetar Dec 07 2012 11:42 AM Re: It's Not Just You |
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I'll forward my extended family this next time they ask where the baby is. That'll shut 'em up.
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| Benjamin Grimm Dec 07 2012 11:52 AM Re: It's Not Just You |
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If you really want to get them to stop asking, just masturbate right in front of them at the next family gathering, and then offer to let them count your sperm.
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| Swan Swan H Dec 07 2012 12:23 PM Re: It's Not Just You |
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You get to be my age every night is like New Year's Eve. Sperm counts down, then the ball drops.
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| seawolf17 Dec 07 2012 12:30 PM Re: It's Not Just You |
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You owe me a keyboard.
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| Edgy MD Dec 07 2012 12:44 PM Re: It's Not Just You |
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Ugh. You didn't sperm on your keyboard, did you?
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| Chad Ochoseis Dec 07 2012 12:53 PM Re: It's Not Just You |
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If he did, it's 32% less of a problem than it would have been in 1989.
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