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A Hanukkah Carol

MFS62 Dec 14 2005 09:26 AM

Of course, I'm hoping there will be some new "presents" causing me to modify this by then. Enjoy, Later ******************************************* Eight Days of Hanukkah On the first day of Hanukkah, my GM gave to me A closer who throws fastballs like a pea. On the second day of Hanukkah, my GM gave to me Two platoon right fielders, And a closer who throws fastballs like a pea. On the third day of Hanukkah, my GM gave to me A brand new three hole hitter, Two platoon right fielders, And a closer who throws fastballs like a pea. On the fourth day of Hanukkah, my GM gave to me A catcher born in Brooklyn, A brand new three hole hitter, Two platoon right fielders, And a closer who throws fastballs like a pea. On the fifth day of Hanukkah, my GM gave to me A hope for SERIES RINNNNGS, A catcher born in Brooklyn, A brand new three hole hitter, Two platoon right fielders, And a closer who throws fastballs like a pea. On the sixth day of Hanukkah, my GM gave to me Six more years of Beltran, A hope for SERIES RINNNNGS, A catcher born in Brooklyn, A brand new three hole hitter, Two platoon right fielders, And a closer who throws fastballs like a pea. . On the seventh day of Hanukkah, my GM gave to me Seven possible starters, Six more years of Beltran, A hope for SERIES RINNNNGS, A catcher born in Brooklyn, A brand new three hole hitter, Two platoon right fielders, And a closer who throws fastballs like a pea. On the eighth day of Hanukkah, my GM gave to me A team that’ll be fun watching, Seven possible starters, Six more years of Beltran, A hope for SERIES RINNNNGS, A catcher born in Brooklyn, A brand new three hole hitter, Two platoon right fielders, And a closer who throws fastballs like a pea.

Vic Sage Dec 14 2005 09:53 AM

ehhhhxellent, smithers! can someone please post Adam Sandler's Hannukah song?

metirish Dec 14 2005 10:03 AM

I believe I heard a new updated version on the radio this week.. ] "Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go..." Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah

ScarletKnight41 Dec 14 2005 10:09 AM

Very nice 62 :)

metirish Dec 14 2005 10:13 AM

Yes, how terrible of me, great job 62...

TheOldMole Dec 14 2005 10:42 AM

This is great.