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Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

Frayed Knot Feb 15 2013 01:21 PM

If you did, please check in sometime soon so we know you're all right. And how great is it that on a day when a large, known chunk of rock is heading close-ish to the earth, a smaller one slips past the goalie and shakes a whole bunch of peeps in Russia out of their socks. I sense a conspiracy. Or maybe it's just another sign of global warming.

vtmet Feb 15 2013 01:25 PM Re: Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

Or maybe it's just another sign of global warming. everything can be blamed on Global Warming...God and the Devil are releived a little because they used to get blamed for everything, now Global Warming is the defecto blame for everything...If Sigmund Freud were still around, he'd probably stop blaming people's mothers for their faults and blame Global Warming, and probably also blame Bullying (which in turn are caused by mothers and how Global Warming affected the way the raised their children)...

Mets – Willets Point Feb 15 2013 01:36 PM Re: Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

What is it that meteors have against Russia? The last big strike was in Siberia, albeit 105 years ago.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 15 2013 01:37 PM Re: Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

God hates Commies. (And subjects of the tsar too, I suppose.)

Frayed Knot Feb 15 2013 03:15 PM Re: Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

Mets – Willets Point wrote: What is it that meteors have against Russia? The last big strike was in Siberia, albeit 105 years ago. Taking up approx 1/6 of the land on the planet helps. everything can be blamed on Global Warming.. I heard (secondhand) about a CNN reporter asking the scientist she was interviewing a few days ago about the impending asteroid if this was the result of global warming/climate change. It's become such a catch-all that I'm going to blame the first NYM injury this spring on it.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 15 2013 03:28 PM Re: Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

On the plus side, it appears that outer-space radioactivity has gifted the people of central Russia with superhuman levels of tolerance for corruption and the power to live with pervasive graft.

Ashie62 Feb 15 2013 05:46 PM Re: Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

Its all part of the new normal...

Edgy MD Feb 15 2013 09:53 PM Re: Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

The acne on the Russians' backs is a sure sign that they're using asteroids.

vtmet Feb 15 2013 10:08 PM Re: Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

Edgy MD wrote: The acne on the Russians' backs is a sure sign that they're using asteroids. or at least a combination of Andro, Coke and Pop Rocks...

Frayed Knot Feb 16 2013 06:38 AM Re: Anybody get killed by the asteroid?

Ashie62 wrote: Its all part of the new normal... Meaning that we should expect an increase in falling rocks from now on?