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"What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib Saga

A Boy Named Seo Mar 15 2013 02:12 PM

Mike Puma reporting that David Wright has strained his 'incosteral', which I don't believe is a thing. Thanks to my 2+ years of community college, I feel certain he means this instead, but nevertheless reports Wright will rest 3-5 days and calls Opening Day 'in question'. Stuff inside us that can get hurt:

metsmarathon Mar 15 2013 02:19 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

it's all that pesky breathing that he does...

Ceetar Mar 15 2013 02:22 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

metsmarathon wrote: it's all that pesky breathing that he does... it's probably more the weight lifting. This is what Murphy is still recovering from, although Wright's is reportedly more minor.

Frayed Knot Mar 15 2013 02:30 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

It was probably those too-tight straps on the Captain America suit.

Frayed Knot Mar 15 2013 02:35 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

Or maybe he sprained his inter-coastal waterway. Probably the part that goes past Norfolk.

Ashie62 Mar 15 2013 02:38 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

ESPN reports that Sandy says Sugar is out 3-5 days minimum...Terry says he could open on the DL and Turner or Lutz will play 3b What happened to the " if it was a real game I could play. Total bullshit..

Farmer Ted Mar 15 2013 02:44 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

I blame it on Duda and his fucking bear hugs. Too much affection there.

Edgy MD Mar 15 2013 03:24 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

My inspiration has reached its expiration.

A Boy Named Seo Mar 15 2013 03:28 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

Farmer Ted wrote: I blame it on Duda and his fucking bear hugs. Too much affection there. Yeah, screw rest and Advil. When Duda hugs you, you need the Prez, FEMA, and the Red Cross just to repair your intercoastals.

Zvon Mar 15 2013 04:29 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

How and why does it jump from 3-5 days to opening day and the DL (in the same statement)? We have enough doom and gloom to contend with without people using their imagination.

Ceetar Mar 15 2013 04:31 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

Zvon wrote: How and why does it jump from 3-5 days to opening day and the DL (in the same statement)? We have enough doom and gloom to contend with without people using their imagination. because the Mets and doctors are dirty filthy liars. didn't you know that?

Zvon Mar 15 2013 04:38 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

Ceetar wrote: Zvon wrote: How and why does it jump from 3-5 days to opening day and the DL (in the same statement)? We have enough doom and gloom to contend with without people using their imagination. because the Mets and doctors are dirty filthy liars. didn't you know that? I had no idea they were filthy.

Ashie62 Mar 15 2013 05:25 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

My only gripe is you asking a player too be competivly ready early March instead of early April..Bad brew..

Ashie62 Mar 15 2013 05:28 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

Here is the ESPN link with quotes[url]http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/9057083/david-wright-new-york-mets-least-3-5-days-intercostal-strain from Sandy and Terry... Do you want the Santana DL link also

metirish Mar 15 2013 05:47 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

Hey, Seo is posting and starting threads, it's all good....

Lefty Specialist Mar 15 2013 06:24 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

Zvon wrote: How and why does it jump from 3-5 days to opening day and the DL (in the same statement)? We have enough doom and gloom to contend with without people using their imagination. Because all Met injuries multiply by a factor of 10. Ike Davis twisted his ankle and was out for the season due to this little-known codicil to the Metropolitan Disabled List.

Fman99 Mar 15 2013 08:26 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

My intercostal is a penis.

metirish Mar 15 2013 08:28 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

Fman99 wrote: My intercostal is a penis. And it gets pulled and strained everyday.

Fman99 Mar 15 2013 08:29 PM Re: "What the hell is an incosteral?"; The David Wright Rib

You bet. Exercise that thing until, uh, tendon juice spurts out.