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ICT: Conclave of 2013
Mets Willets Point Feb 15 2013 05:43 AM Pope fragment |
Paddy Power odds for next Pope. I like that Father Dougal Maquire is an option
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Ceetar Feb 15 2013 05:55 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
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Why is the first black pope a 'refund all bets' proposition?
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Frayed Knot Feb 15 2013 06:09 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
Via the above link: Favorite listed is Archbishop Angelo Scola - Italy; Odds = 11/4
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Edgy MD Feb 15 2013 07:49 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
Yeah, he'd definitely have to change that.
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Benjamin Grimm Feb 15 2013 08:20 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
Peter? I thought that that name was "retired" for popes in honor of the first pope? (I seem to remember seeing it hanging in the rafters in the Vatican.)
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MFS62 Feb 15 2013 08:41 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
No odds on Anacletus?
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Benjamin Grimm Feb 15 2013 08:43 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
I have to admit, I conflate Pope Sixtus the Fifth with Pope Fiftus the Sixth.
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Edgy MD Feb 15 2013 08:49 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
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Yeah, I added commentary. Paddy is clearly (a) being cheeky, and (b) trying to get $ out of suckers.
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Mets Willets Point Feb 15 2013 09:04 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
Pope Suburban and Pope Rural don't even stand a chance.
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Edgy MD Feb 16 2013 02:26 PM Re: Pope to resign??? |
I would not bet the house on it. Dont bet your lunch money on it. Bet on the Mets.
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Mets Willets Point Feb 16 2013 02:58 PM Re: Pope to resign??? |
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Pope Michael Piazza.
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Ashie62 Feb 16 2013 07:56 PM Re: Pope to resign??? |
Cardinal Kasper to Win Place & show at Vatican Downs.
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Kong76 Feb 17 2013 09:52 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
Cardinal Dolan is a Yankees fan.
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Edgy MD Feb 27 2013 03:00 PM Pope Fragment II |
Popery in the archives:
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Edgy MD Mar 12 2013 10:35 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
"Extra omnes."
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seawolf17 Mar 12 2013 10:40 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
You ever been to the Sistine Chapel? It's not all that big. How many Cardinals are there, anyway?
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Benjamin Grimm Mar 12 2013 10:49 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
I think there are 115 Cardinals in there. The chapel is certainly big enough to comfortable fit 115 old dudes.
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Mets Willets Point Mar 12 2013 10:52 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
You can follow the Papal Smoke Stack on Twitter.
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Vic Sage Mar 12 2013 11:51 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
i hope Gil Hodges finally gets the votes he needs.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 12 2013 12:15 PM Re: Pope to resign??? |
I'm guessing that those will be some plush cots.
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Edgy MD Mar 12 2013 12:39 PM Re: Pope to resign??? |
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I thought this thread would serve, but if you want to start a chimney-watching thread, go craze. We also have http://www.popealarm.com/, which is simply a great device for capturing folks' e-mail addresses and mobile numbers.
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Edgy MD Mar 12 2013 12:42 PM Re: Pope to resign??? |
And... black smoke.
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Edgy MD Mar 12 2013 12:52 PM |
The first vote ends with black smoke. Non habemus papam. What a terrific time for a papal fact!
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Benjamin Grimm Mar 12 2013 01:16 PM Re: Pope Fragment II |
If there's pink smoke, does that mean that they elected Barbara Eden?
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Valadius Mar 12 2013 01:27 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
If Cardinal O'Malley becomes Pope, you would have to think he chooses Pius XIII, after Padre Pio, a fellow Capuchin (and likely one of the reasons the Italian public seems to be behind his candidacy).
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Edgy MD Mar 12 2013 01:31 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Well, you don't have to think that. I think there'd be a deafening cheer if he introduced himself as Pope Francesco I. He could also knock 'em dead by returning to the name he was baptized under and became Pope Patrick I.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 12 2013 01:44 PM Re: Pope Fragment II |
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On fire today, Grimm is.
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Mets Willets Point Mar 12 2013 01:47 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Pink Smoke Over the Vatican is actually a documentary about the ordination of women.
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Vic Sage Mar 12 2013 09:16 PM Re: Pope Fragment II |
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if they did, i would convert.
Capuchin?! Holy shit, there was a pope that was a monkey?
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Edgy MD Mar 12 2013 10:14 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Not yet, but we're hopin'.
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Frayed Knot Mar 12 2013 10:30 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
If the stack puts out blue smoke does that mean the Cardinals have sent out for barbeque?
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metirish Mar 13 2013 06:01 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
More black smoke
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Edgy MD Mar 13 2013 07:39 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Lot of buzz rising for Cardinal Archbishop Luis Antonio Tagle of Manila, known for bouncing around the streets of the Philippines on a bicycle, and for being the College of Cardinals' most avid Facebooker. If all he did as Pope was to do away with the Popemobile and the security state that represented, I would consider it a heckuva legacy.
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MFS62 Mar 13 2013 07:40 AM Re: Pope to resign??? |
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But Joe Torre couldn't win with that team unless he had Mariano Rivera. Later
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Edgy MD Mar 13 2013 12:18 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
I'm a slave to the conclave.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 13 2013 12:22 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=622781543647
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Edgy MD Mar 13 2013 12:23 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
D'oh! Turns out that they were just having smoked salmon for lunch.
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Edgy MD Mar 13 2013 12:38 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Pipers? They haven't elected a Scotsman, have they?
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Edgy MD Mar 13 2013 12:47 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Thank God nobody brought vuvuzela.
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Mets Willets Point Mar 13 2013 12:51 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Room of Tears, where tailors are tearing into the cloth to make sure if fits correctly.
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Benjamin Grimm Mar 13 2013 12:52 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Don't they, as part of the ritual, have to make sure that the "pope-elect" has male genitals?
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metirish Mar 13 2013 12:54 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
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Yes, Verlander was brought over last night and is now pitching to the new pope.
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Mets Willets Point Mar 13 2013 01:24 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Old, white conservative guy elected Pope.
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Edgy MD Mar 13 2013 01:52 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
First Jesuit ever, known for taking public transit and a commitment to social justice.
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metirish Mar 13 2013 01:57 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
A profile from ten days ago, apparently he was "runner up" last time out.....
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Mets Willets Point Mar 13 2013 01:57 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Dare we say that Pope Francis was chosen by the Hand of God?
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Edgy MD Mar 13 2013 02:53 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Paul VI, Pius X, Francis I. Which is which?
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Frayed Knot Mar 13 2013 03:16 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
I was hoping the new guy would go for Pope John-Paul-George-Ringo ... the 1st, of course.
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themetfairy Mar 13 2013 03:25 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
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Kong76 Mar 13 2013 03:40 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
They'll drag this on for a few days. The Papal Buffet spread these
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 13 2013 04:12 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Hey, CNN: you do know when they say, "he'll be a reformer," they're talking about infighting at the Vatican, NOT the role of women in the church, homosexuality, contraception, women's health, or doctrinal severity, right?
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Kong76 Mar 13 2013 04:40 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Crappy News Network
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Benjamin Grimm Mar 13 2013 06:25 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
A Latino pope? I sense Omar Minaya's hand in this.
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Fman99 Mar 13 2013 06:41 PM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
I hope that the new Pope is really the last pope wearing an electrical tape moustache.
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metirish Mar 14 2013 06:32 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Can someone explain how he's a "reformer"?
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Edgy MD Mar 14 2013 06:38 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
As a pope, he's nothing yet. People have speculated about his intentions, but that's all it is.
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metirish Mar 14 2013 06:50 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
True....
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MFS62 Mar 14 2013 07:35 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
I'm amazed that a Pope was selected faster than it has taken the Jets to finalize a trade for Revis.
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Mets Willets Point Mar 14 2013 08:19 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
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Benjamin Grimm Mar 14 2013 08:31 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
So does the new pope get a few days off to go back to Argentina to get his stuff? I mean, when he left for Rome he probably didn't know that he'd end up having to stay there. Who's gonna water his plants?
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seawolf17 Mar 14 2013 09:27 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
I think it's like tribal council on Survivor. If you think there's a chance you might be Pope, you take everything with you, just in case.
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Mets Willets Point Mar 14 2013 09:29 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
We Have a New Pope Now What?
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 14 2013 10:07 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
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When bishops say "reformer," they mean "clean up the infighting at the Vatican"/"getting the Curia in order." They don't mean "substantive doctrinal/message change."
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Edgy MD Mar 14 2013 10:17 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Well, the word isn't just coming from the bishops.
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metirish Mar 14 2013 10:34 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Paddy Agnew at the Irish Times believes a group of Cardinals led by Dolan and others were sick and tired of the Curia
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Mets Willets Point Mar 15 2013 08:11 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
Another Pope Rides the Bus
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Edgy MD Mar 19 2013 10:05 AM Re: ICT: Conclave of 2013 |
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Francis begins papacy, paraphrases Chrissie Hynde.
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