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One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

Fman99
Apr 03 2013 06:52 PM

Jealous bitch rides in Honda.

metirish
Apr 03 2013 06:54 PM
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cool professional douchebag males eat from Taco Bell

Edgy MD
Apr 03 2013 07:02 PM
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As somebody who gets different between-inning fun than y'all, I'd appreciate if you could link to an online version of these ads.

Edgy MD
Apr 03 2013 07:29 PM
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I'm getting a continuous loop of commercials featuring Aubrey Plaza being mean to college students.

metirish
Apr 03 2013 07:32 PM
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I can't find the Taco Bell commercial , even in their YouTube channel.

metirish
Apr 03 2013 07:33 PM
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found it

[youtube:dfmtf8rp]qxKz65s1pwo[/youtube:dfmtf8rp]

Ceetar
Apr 04 2013 11:41 AM
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Wireless carriers are all old-west cowboys, but T-Mobile dares to be different, dons pink hat.

I believe LGTBA is dubbing the same commercial.

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d'Kong76
Apr 04 2013 11:44 AM
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Extended version not being shown on games:

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Stevie serves up a pint of horse hockey.

Fman99
Apr 04 2013 07:39 PM
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I refuse to provide any supplemental video evidence. The point is the banality of the ads -- you're getting exactly as much pertinent information from my concise summations than you would from burning 30 additional seconds of your life away.

You're welcome.

Lefty Specialist
Apr 04 2013 08:00 PM
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Hey, other states- New York is so awesome WE'RE STEALING YER JAHBS!!!!

Fman99
Apr 05 2013 08:14 PM
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Ambiguously gay men discuss pleasant smells and the benefits of the Honda CRV in a supermarket parking lot.

Lefty Specialist
Apr 08 2013 06:53 PM
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Local pedophile lures neighborhood children into his van with promises of coffee and office supplies.

Fman99
Apr 08 2013 07:41 PM
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Child shills for both "Ironman 3" and FIOS in the name of science, while inducing roof repairs at home, and possibly securing future pussy for himself.

Fman99
Apr 09 2013 07:02 PM
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Kids aspiring to be adorable end up sounding douchey, much to the consternation of the American Honda Motor Corporation.

Ceetar
Apr 10 2013 05:56 PM
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Bar that hasn't heard of indoor refrigeration employs a complicated system of ice climbers to deliver beer to the customer.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 10 2013 11:02 PM
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That's a LOT of mascots you've got there, GEICO.

Lefty Specialist
Apr 11 2013 08:38 AM
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Rather than using large ships to transport their cars to America, Fiat prefers to drive them across the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

Fman99
Apr 12 2013 08:35 PM
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Don't smoke, you'll end up in your undershirt, coughing in a mirror and you'll be bald.

Centerfield
Apr 12 2013 09:00 PM
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Car dealership declines to pay for rights to MFY logos, decides to dress ugly spokegirl in MFY-like gear to piss us off.

metirish
Apr 24 2013 07:34 PM
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Vista Print

people still use business cards, really

Zvon
Apr 24 2013 07:42 PM
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I don't think I see the same commercials. Anyways:

Cheerleader girl from Heroes is a little bit country and a little bit Sex In The City.

Centerfield
Apr 25 2013 10:55 AM
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"I was surprised by how little it costs."

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 25 2013 12:17 PM
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The Daily News gives away many prizes that are not a bag of wine, a chance to wrestle a bear, or a passive-aggressive trip to Philly.

Frayed Knot
Apr 29 2013 09:03 PM
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Cute chick cock-teases her way through a rainstorm under a variety of umbrellas.

Swan Swan H
Apr 29 2013 09:57 PM
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Former sitcom second banana says 'hose' like a million times.

Frayed Knot
Apr 29 2013 10:33 PM
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A disproportionally large percentage of people on commercials are redheads.

Zvon
May 03 2013 06:56 PM
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Fat people don't recognize Dracula.

Fman99
May 03 2013 08:05 PM
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Coors Light turns respectable urban folk into pimps and surfers and bikini bitches.

Swan Swan H
May 03 2013 08:53 PM
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Wrong thread. Nothing to see here. Return to your homes.

Fman99
May 03 2013 08:55 PM
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If you're going to Las Vegas and also have an interest in bestiality, be sure to pick the right hotel.

themetfairy
May 08 2013 07:46 PM
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Allstate helps dads build treehouses for their voyeuristic kids.

Fman99
May 09 2013 07:58 PM
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Smoking is bad, mmmkay?

Fman99
May 09 2013 08:23 PM
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Halftard in AT&T commercial prefers "more" to "less."

Ceetar
May 10 2013 07:26 PM
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inconsiderate Bud Light drinkers was poetic about their old decrepit couch.

Fman99
May 10 2013 08:10 PM
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Hot chick dodges raindrops on way to expensive car.

d'Kong76
May 11 2013 06:25 AM
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Left wondering if TSA allowed the dough boy's miniature
rolling pin to be brought on the plane with him.

Frayed Knot
May 11 2013 06:27 AM
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Fman99 wrote:
Hot chick dodges raindrops on way to expensive car.

She's an umbrella slut.

Swan Swan H
May 12 2013 11:21 AM
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Guy who used to hawk inn-shurance now hawks neon green diet soda.

Edgy MD
May 13 2013 06:44 PM
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Bo Jackson is a drug addict.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 15 2013 08:01 PM
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Hawaiian Silky keeps your hair suuuuultry.

Fman99
May 15 2013 08:02 PM
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Idiot talks to processed turkey meat.

Fman99
May 15 2013 08:02 PM
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Come to Jones Beach for the MUTHAFUCKIN AIRSHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY GEICO!

Zvon
May 18 2013 01:41 PM
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People are unsure what the scariest thing about Dikembe Mutombo is: his size, his ability to slap shit around, his monsterous voice, or his house, which we can't do anything in and never see.

Does that pass as a sentence?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 20 2013 11:08 PM
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Just the two of us... we can kill the super-evolved ultratiger with our bare hands if we try-y.

Fman99
May 22 2013 11:50 AM
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Toothy Food Channel personality has dead sibling.

Zvon
May 27 2013 05:51 PM
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Scary music sells baseball hats?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 27 2013 09:16 PM
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Camels love Wednesdays like insurance companies love dumb, dumb, DUMB puns.

themetfairy
May 28 2013 05:44 PM
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Douchebags steal car and kidnap salesman during supposed test drive.

Benjamin Grimm
Jun 01 2013 02:51 PM
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Breaking the theme of this thread a little bit...

There's an SNY commercial that says that if you stack all 29 New York City basketball players, they'd be able to reach the Statue of Liberty's nose.

Why does New York City have an uneven number of basketball players? Don't the Knicks and Nets have the same number of players on their rosters?

d'Kong76
Jun 01 2013 02:57 PM
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Regional commercial ....

Rosco can find your bedbugs.

Zvon
Jun 01 2013 03:03 PM
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Not sure whats goin on there but now I wanna be a pirate.

Zvon
Jun 05 2013 05:56 PM
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Lady taking pictures of her kids graduation does something that even in these enlightened times could get her burned as a witch.

Fman99
Jun 05 2013 07:10 PM
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Upstate Jewish man tempted by delicious looking canned light margarita product.

Benjamin Grimm
Jun 07 2013 09:58 AM
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Does no one know the answer to this? I know that there are basketball fans here...

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Breaking the theme of this thread a little bit...

There's an SNY commercial that says that if you stack all 29 New York City basketball players, they'd be able to reach the Statue of Liberty's nose.

Why does New York City have an uneven number of basketball players? Don't the Knicks and Nets have the same number of players on their rosters?

Ceetar
Jun 07 2013 10:04 AM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Does no one know the answer to this? I know that there are basketball fans here...

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Breaking the theme of this thread a little bit...

There's an SNY commercial that says that if you stack all 29 New York City basketball players, they'd be able to reach the Statue of Liberty's nose.

Why does New York City have an uneven number of basketball players? Don't the Knicks and Nets have the same number of players on their rosters?

The rules says the roster size is 12+1 inactive so it must be including inactive players and development league guys so probably just an uneven number of inactive/injured players.

Fman99
Jun 11 2013 07:49 PM
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Douche trades soda to douche for race car.

Fman99
Jun 12 2013 07:38 PM
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Dracula gets a hardon.

Lefty Specialist
Jun 12 2013 08:25 PM
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Rick Perry shows up to tell us how great Texas is, conveniently forgetting about the Astros and the weather in July.

Benjamin Grimm
Jun 13 2013 12:28 PM
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Young adult brother and sister think their millionaire parents have discovered kinky sex.

HahnSolo
Jun 13 2013 01:10 PM
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Douchebag "Ted" has nothing on Maxwell the Pig.

Swan Swan H
Jun 14 2013 07:51 PM
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Japanese entry-level luxury car is exactly the same as every other Japanese entry-level luxury car.

Edgy MD
Jun 14 2013 08:03 PM
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Bo Jackson saying "I played 18 holes, but I could have played 36": is one weak-assed endorsement.

Zvon
Jun 18 2013 12:02 PM
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Computer voice lady picks a side.

d'Kong76
Jun 18 2013 01:59 PM
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Bimba runs from umbrella to umbrella to get to her ugly
Cadillac and doesn't have a drop of rain on her raincoat
when she hops inside.

Frayed Knot
Jun 18 2013 02:02 PM
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Kong76 wrote:
Bimba runs from umbrella to umbrella to get to her ugly
Cadillac and doesn't have a drop of rain on her raincoat
when she hops inside.

I simply call her the umbrella whore.

Fman99
Jun 18 2013 08:06 PM
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This is the money...

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jun 18 2013 10:23 PM
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"Invest your child's future in baby food."

Edgy MD
Jun 18 2013 10:29 PM
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I had to check out that Cadillac commercial. How did the agency sell that? "See, your target demographic is rich, un-self-aware, manipulative, hateful young women. They're EVERYWHERE. We're gonna make you a ton of dough."

Ceetar
Jun 19 2013 07:17 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:
I had to check out that Cadillac commercial. How did the agency sell that? "See, your target demographic is rich, un-self-aware, manipulative, hateful young women. They're EVERYWHERE. We're gonna make you a ton of dough."

I imagine they phrased it more like "Self-assured modern 'Sex and the City' woman"

Edgy MD
Jun 19 2013 07:54 AM
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But how many of them can there be with that kind of disposable income? Is the target is "kept women spending their sugar daddy's dough?" Do they drive monstrous SUVs? I imagine that if they live in the city, they take cabs everywhere?

If the target is women who aren't kept women but think they're cool and sexy enough to be, they just don't have that kind of scratch, and what money they do have goes into shoes and accessories and gym memberships.

Ceetar
Jun 19 2013 08:06 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:
But how many of them can there be with that kind of disposable income? Is the target is "kept women spending their sugar daddy's dough?" Do they drive monstrous SUVs? I imagine that if they live in the city, they take cabs everywhere?

If the target is women who aren't kept women but think they're cool and sexy enough to be, they just don't have that kind of scratch, and what money they do have goes into shoes and accessories and gym memberships.

I imagine there are quite a lot of young women working in city with plenty of income to buy a new car (of course, the whole 'working in the city but your car is just sitting there parked in the perfect spot' bit..) and yes, shoes and accessories too.

Edgy MD
Jun 19 2013 08:18 AM
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It's a different world from the city I used to live in. In my day, they spent the Cadillac money on blow. Caddies were for suburban women that they were contemptuous of (but destined to become).

Ceetar
Jun 19 2013 08:25 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:
It's a different world from the city I used to live in. In my day, they spent the Cadillac money on blow. Caddies were for suburban women that they were contemptuous of (but destined to become).

Cadillac is definitely trying to promote a younger, hipper (and target woman as well I guess) vibe. (and more affordable)

But this IS aimed at those suburban women, the ones that wish they were the hip city chick. chic?

My image of these city girls is that they're contemptuous of cars and driving anyway. "What, leave the city/Manhattan? why?"

metirish
Jun 19 2013 08:28 AM
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How did Cadillac go from old man cars to young urban demographic?

Lefty Specialist
Jun 19 2013 10:41 AM
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Curtis Sliwa embarrasses himself by becoming the Guardian Angel of high-volume car dealers.

Lefty Specialist
Jun 20 2013 08:11 PM
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Camel is a barrel of laughs on Wednesday, but certainly will be back to biting and spitting on his co-workers come Thursday.

d'Kong76
Jun 30 2013 11:39 AM
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How can the three half-wits have ordered their Dunkin Donut
iced drink if they didn't know what it was called?

Zvon
Jun 30 2013 12:49 PM
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Googles a guy and Bing is a babe.

Swan Swan H
Jul 01 2013 07:19 PM
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That Bryce Harper, what an actor.

Swan Swan H
Jul 01 2013 08:02 PM
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Jeweler is too lazy and/or stupid to think of an idea for his own commercial, so he blatantly rips off a popular beer ad.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 01 2013 08:54 PM
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The guy who started Gristedes is running for mayor... and melting, apparently.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 01 2013 09:06 PM
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I used to talk to him all the time. He has a freewheeling blunt charm and I think has a good heart. But that didn't make him a good grocer, much less a good mayor.

Frayed Knot
Jul 03 2013 08:31 PM
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Parking scofflaw and credit card delinquent chick can, and probably will, beat the shit out of you if you cross her.

Lefty Specialist
Jul 04 2013 03:59 AM
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Jan meets an inordinate amount of stupid people, then sells them Toyotas without ever leaving her receptionist desk.

Frayed Knot
Jul 04 2013 01:11 PM
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So, aside from the people being paid to make the movie itself, do you suppose there were as many as ten people on this planet who said: you know what would be a good idea for a movie: Grown-Ups 2'?

Frayed Knot
Jul 04 2013 02:26 PM
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Jay-Z explains the basis of his new album by sounding like a blithering idiot.

Lefty Specialist
Jul 04 2013 04:14 PM
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Boy at camp shows girl his log, makes her gasp.

Chad Ochoseis
Jul 04 2013 04:31 PM
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Creepy midget stalks lottery ticket buyers.

Swan Swan H
Jul 05 2013 08:20 PM
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When an alien attack threatens the Earth's existence, giant robots piloted by humans are deployed to fight off the menace.

(That's the IMDB description. Here's mine)

131 minutes of unwatchable images and unbearable noise.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:58 PM
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"I'm usually the turkey girl" she says. Because she likes to get stuffed, heh heh heh.

Lefty Specialist
Jul 09 2013 08:03 AM
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Swan Swan H wrote:
When an alien attack threatens the Earth's existence, giant robots piloted by humans are deployed to fight off the menace.

(That's the IMDB description. Here's mine)

131 minutes of unwatchable images and unbearable noise.

That my 17-year old and his buddies are DYING to see.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 08:26 AM
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Howie and Josh sounding like drunken college kids, trying to find new ways last night to read the same Wendy's promo inning after inning.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 08:32 AM
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Lefty Specialist wrote:
Swan Swan H wrote:
When an alien attack threatens the Earth's existence, giant robots piloted by humans are deployed to fight off the menace.

(That's the IMDB description. Here's mine)

131 minutes of unwatchable images and unbearable noise.

That my 17-year old and his buddies are DYING to see.

That's your target audience, right there. When I was 17 I would have felt exactly the same.

Fman99
Jul 09 2013 09:56 PM
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Crazy Tex-Mex bitch goes all knifey-stabbey while creating new recipes for Taco Bell�.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 10:03 PM
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Swan Swan H wrote:
Swan Swan H wrote:
When an alien attack threatens the Earth's existence, giant robots piloted by humans are deployed to fight off the menace.

(That's the IMDB description. Here's mine)

131 minutes of unwatchable images and unbearable noise.

That my 17-year old and his buddies are DYING to see.

That's your target audience, right there. When I was 17 I would have felt exactly the same.

There may be more to it than the usual boom-wisecrack-boom-- Guillermo Del Toro (of Hellboy/Pan's Labyrinth/Devil's Backbone renown) is behind the lens.

metsmarathon
Jul 10 2013 06:33 AM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Swan Swan H wrote:
Swan Swan H wrote:
When an alien attack threatens the Earth's existence, giant robots piloted by humans are deployed to fight off the menace.

(That's the IMDB description. Here's mine)

131 minutes of unwatchable images and unbearable noise.

That my 17-year old and his buddies are DYING to see.

That's your target audience, right there. When I was 17 I would have felt exactly the same.

There may be more to it than the usual boom-wisecrack-boom-- Guillermo Del Toro (of Hellboy/Pan's Labyrinth/Devil's Backbone renown) is behind the lens.

there's just gotta be more to it. i mean there's just gotta. it just seems so.. lacking.

i mean, giant punchy robots driven by a pair of guys in some sort of mind meld is cool, i suppose, but is that really enough to carry a movie?

Edgy MD
Jul 21 2013 12:01 PM
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So, MLB.tv shows this add over and over with two California Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim plugging Head and Shoulders with All-Spice. (And by the way... yuck.) I think they're both outfielders. Two questions, though:

1) Who are they?

2) In the last shot, the camera pulls back and shows the set and the boom mic, and a woman comes up and sniffs the hair of the player who supposedly had just delivered the last line of the commercial. He asks her a question after she sniffs him, but I can't figure out what it is. I crank up the volume on my laptop and turn my ear toward the speakers, but it makes no sense at all to me. It's like that Star Trek: TNG episode where Picard is stuck on a planet with Paul Winfield and he's talking words but they make no sense. I think I've psyched myself out of figuring this out. What does he say?

Frayed Knot
Jul 21 2013 12:21 PM
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I've seen that ad without ever really paying attention to it.
One of them is pitcher CJ Wilson. Josh Hamilton is in a hair ad too although that might be a different one.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 21 2013 01:52 PM
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They were giving away samples of that stuff at Fan Fest. I think the guy is CJ Wilson.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 21 2013 10:05 PM
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I crank up the volume on my laptop and turn my ear toward the speakers, but it makes no sense at all to me. It's like that Star Trek: TNG episode where Picard is stuck on a planet with Paul Winfield and he's talking words but they make no sense. I think I've psyched myself out of figuring this out. What does he say?

Have you seen any other Old Spice ads of late? The whimsical uber-masculinity angle is kindasorta a thing with them, starting with the Man Your Man Could Smell Like spots...

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... and veering into the more floridly-, aggressively-weird with the Tim-and-Eric-directed Terry Crews spots.

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(Full disclosure: I'm such a sucker for these.)

Edgy MD
Jul 22 2013 04:58 AM
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But what does he say?!

Ceetar
Jul 22 2013 05:07 AM
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Edgy MD
Jul 22 2013 05:36 AM
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Stills from your Google Glasses freak me out.

Zvon
Jul 23 2013 05:57 PM
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But what does he say?!

On his way to and up the wall he says:
"....with a double dose of confidence like that......"

And then CJ finishes the sentence.

Fman99
Jul 23 2013 08:02 PM
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Women debate their love for the avocado at Subway and then furiously masturbate off camera.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 23 2013 08:11 PM
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I kinda have a thing for Cindy, the Lee's Toyota spokesbabe.

Edgy MD
Jul 23 2013 08:36 PM
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But what does he say?!

On his way to and up the wall he says:
"....with a double dose of confidence like that......"

And then CJ finishes the sentence.

No, it's some question CJ asks the woman.

Zvon
Jul 23 2013 08:44 PM
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But what does he say?!

On his way to and up the wall he says:
"....with a double dose of confidence like that......"

And then CJ finishes the sentence.

No, it's some question CJ asks the woman.

The woman who couldn't act her way out of a paper bag? Not that she really displays it there, but I got a hunch. IIRC he says something like "are you supposed to do that?"
Not positive. I wasn't listening for that part. I will next time. Its on enough. Now I won't see it for a week :)

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 23 2013 09:08 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
I kinda have a thing for Cindy, the Lee's Toyota spokesbabe.

You and car-company chicks, man.

Ceetar
Jul 23 2013 09:16 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
I kinda have a thing for Cindy, the Lee's Toyota spokesbabe.

You and car-company chicks, man.

They really get his motor going.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 23 2013 09:32 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
I kinda have a thing for Cindy, the Lee's Toyota spokesbabe.

You and car-company chicks, man.

Local, outer-borough car-company chicks. There is something appealing to the less-than-pristine prodction value to these spots that makes their spokesbabes so much more desirable than say the irritating receptionist in the national Toyota commercials. Cindy has a very subtle exotic look and really long hair.

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Zvon
Jul 25 2013 11:42 AM
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But what does he say?!

On his way to and up the wall he says:
"....with a double dose of confidence like that......"

And then CJ finishes the sentence.

No, it's some question CJ asks the woman.

The woman who couldn't act her way out of a paper bag? Not that she really displays it there, but I got a hunch. IIRC he says something like "are you supposed to do that?"
Not positive. I wasn't listening for that part. I will next time. Its on enough. Now I won't see it for a week :)

"Is that how you are supposed to record sound?"
I think.

Edgy MD
Aug 03 2013 12:42 PM
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Just watched the Head & Shoulders/Old Spice ad and as best as I can tell, the lady smells Wilson's hair, he raises his eyebrows in puzzlement, turns, and says, "This the way you guys electro curtail?"

The heck?

Zvon
Aug 03 2013 12:59 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

Edgy MD wrote:
Just watched the Head & Shoulders/Old Spice ad and as best as I can tell, the lady smells Wilson's hair, he raises his eyebrows in puzzlement, turns, and says, "This the way you guys electro curtail?"

The heck?

lol. "Is this the way you guys always record sound?"

d'Kong76
Aug 06 2013 07:28 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

The ticket fees we charge are outrageous, but this week
we'll waive them so you'll come buy some hot dogs we have
to get rid of before they expire.

Fman99
Aug 10 2013 07:14 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

You know what's so awesome about the Internet? WATCHING THE SAME FUCKING FIOS COMMERCIAL OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 10 2013 09:30 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

Old MacDonald has one adorable tic problem.

d'Kong76
Aug 11 2013 02:29 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

Facial hair coloring will turn you into a chainsaw sculptor.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 13 2013 08:41 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

People run with sparklers through our coverage area, so that's why you should choose Verizon.

d'Kong76
Aug 13 2013 09:43 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

#cutedealer = needs a severe slapping!

d'Kong76
Aug 17 2013 07:20 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

Three ugly dresses, all the coffee still sucks.

MFS62
Aug 18 2013 10:11 AM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

Kong76 wrote:
Three ugly dresses, all the coffee still sucks.

You're absolutely right!
I demand those models take off those ugly dresses and re-shoot the ad completely naked.

Later

d'Kong76
Aug 28 2013 07:41 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

The back round music on our commercial is incredibly annoying.

Ceetar
Sep 07 2013 06:00 PM
Re: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2013

Eli Manning scares a woman's curly hair straight with death-stare, she's just impressed by his car.