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Valdespin City
Edgy MD Apr 25 2013 09:07 AM |
This guy is the beautiful girlfriend who's absolutely crazy, isn't he? He's gonna make you sorry if you let him go (like Dykstra), and he's gonna make you sorry if you keep him (like Timo). He's gonna be too volatile to play infield (like Mora), but too inexperienced and unrefined to play outfield (like Samuel), leaving the latter the best option, but it'll suck a large chunk of the offensive value from him.
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Vic Sage Apr 25 2013 09:10 AM Re: Jordany Valdespin |
and don't forget the fact that he's utterly incomprehensible in post-game interviews. That has a sort of "Chico Esquella" charm that i would miss if he were gone.
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The Second Spitter Apr 25 2013 09:21 AM Re: Valdespin City |
One of the greatest acts of heroism by an non-Australian on ANZAC Day. If i had any photoshop skills I'd 'shop this Diggers hat onto him.
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Mets – Willets Point Apr 25 2013 09:24 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Edgy, when you posted pictures of a Met player's selfies from the bathroom some time back, that was Valdespin, correct?
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Edgy MD Apr 25 2013 09:28 AM Re: Valdespin City |
While I've never heard the term "selfies," I approve.
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Mets – Willets Point Apr 25 2013 09:30 AM Re: Valdespin City |
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I'm hip to the kids' lingo, dawg.
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Ceetar Apr 25 2013 09:43 AM Re: Valdespin City |
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I've only started hearing it recently. new term? Manifestation of most phones having front facing cameras now maybe?
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themetfairy Apr 25 2013 10:25 AM Re: Valdespin City |
I've seen the term selfies for a couple of years. Used it myself at times.
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Lefty Specialist Apr 25 2013 10:54 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Is he really standing there in front of a collage of pictures of....himself in action?
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 25 2013 12:21 PM Re: Valdespin City |
He seems like he has more pairs of two-tone footwear in his closet than horizontal surfaces on which he can eat a meal or sign a document.
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Edgy MD Apr 25 2013 12:53 PM Re: Valdespin City |
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I'm certainly not suggesting his situation with the team is going to "work."
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Frayed Knot Apr 25 2013 03:10 PM Re: Valdespin City |
Why do I think that FMan will have a somewhat different definition of "selfie"?
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Ashie62 Apr 25 2013 03:28 PM Re: Valdespin City |
I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.
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Ceetar Apr 26 2013 07:21 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Don't know who did the gif, but it's from Ted Berg's post about Jordany.
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Benjamin Grimm Apr 26 2013 07:41 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Yikes!
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Lefty Specialist Apr 26 2013 07:45 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Wow, that looked more like a mugging than a celebration.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 26 2013 07:50 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Buck. Now OBPing at 270 and serving creamy justice in your face.
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Farmer Ted Apr 26 2013 08:07 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Buck saying "Fuck you Ricky Martin-lovin hot shot." POW POW!
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Frayed Knot Apr 26 2013 10:02 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Andy Martino in the Snooze writes about Valdy and his "troubles" over time. The main theme is: some improvement. “He still has a ways to go", says one un-named veteran teammate, "but he is getting better.”
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Fman99 Apr 26 2013 10:27 AM Re: Valdespin City |
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 26 2013 10:42 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Cocky/smart-and-dumb enough to shrug off the stuff the flameballers and Halladays toss at him, and a living middle-finger to the We Play The Right Way-er crowd... he's kind of the perfect guy to send against the Phils, isn't he?
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 26 2013 11:11 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Yes.
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Edgy MD Apr 26 2013 11:14 AM Re: Valdespin City |
I like analyzing problem players through the lens of Michael J. Fox vehicle-inspired threads. Takes the edge off.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 26 2013 11:19 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Back to the Duda, part III
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Edgy MD Apr 26 2013 03:04 PM Re: Valdespin City |
Light of Davis.
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Swan Swan H Apr 26 2013 03:09 PM Re: Valdespin City |
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Zvon Apr 26 2013 03:53 PM Re: Valdespin City |
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....steroids. Na, I kid. But man, that was a smack in the face alright. It would have been better if Buck smiled as he looked back. But he's all business.
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Frayed Knot Apr 26 2013 07:55 PM Re: Valdespin City |
The thing is, if the guys on the current team really hated him they wouldn't have bothered with the pie.
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Edgy MD Apr 27 2013 05:52 AM Re: Valdespin City |
No doubt a team can celebrate a player's success on behalf of his team and treat him like a dude on one hand while still keeping a hazing regime in place on the other. Not saying what's going on --- maybe nothing is --- but I expect players can be as fickle with their affections and appreciations as fans are.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 27 2013 07:02 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Can you imagine the sort of throbbing, tight-$100-tee-shirt-buying erection he'll become if he has, say, ONE All-Star-worthy first half, or even a red-hot, PotM-type month?
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Ceetar Apr 27 2013 08:22 AM Re: Valdespin City |
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Can we have that tornado in October? but then I guess we'd have to call him Timo.
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Edgy MD Apr 29 2013 07:50 AM Re: Valdespin City |
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And he puts up a walloping 1-8 in the Phillie series. I demand his cheek be swabbed to test for the presence of Timo DNA.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 06 2013 03:22 PM Re: Valdespin City |
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Sandy, on 'Spin, in today's News:
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Vic Sage May 07 2013 07:48 AM Re: Valdespin City |
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Translation: "If this kid doesn't straighten up and fly right, we're going to have to dump him."
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 07 2013 07:58 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Loud and clear.
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Ceetar May 07 2013 08:00 AM Re: Valdespin City |
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hear more and more about things "behind the scenes" so to speak. I just hope he gets on base more.
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Edgy MD May 07 2013 08:12 AM Re: Valdespin City |
It's hypnotic. Sometimes I watch it for hours and forget to go to work or eat or use the bathroom
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Benjamin Grimm May 07 2013 08:42 AM Re: Valdespin City |
Yeah, there was definitely a message in that pie slam.
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Vic Sage May 07 2013 01:51 PM Re: Valdespin City |
yeah, that didn't seem like an affectionate "well done!"... more like "eat this, ya punk!"
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seawolf17 May 07 2013 02:34 PM Re: Valdespin City |
I don't know how 'Spin escaped a broken nose there. Yeesh.
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Lefty Specialist May 07 2013 02:38 PM Re: Valdespin City |
It IS hypnotic. The menace on Buck's face makes me glad I'll never be in a position to piss him off.
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G-Fafif May 07 2013 02:41 PM Re: Valdespin City |
Need to test the pie theory with more JV walkoff grand slams and the like.
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seawolf17 May 07 2013 02:50 PM Re: Valdespin City |
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That's it. The camera only catches it for a second, but that's not a HEY WE LOVE YOU MAN look.
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Edgy MD May 10 2013 02:57 PM Re: Valdespin City |
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 10 2013 07:24 PM Re: Valdespin City |
Junior Varsity
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 14 2013 11:01 AM Re: Valdespin City |
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More on Valdespin this weekend from Tracky. Yeah, I'd say they got Ankeil for a reason.
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Edgy MD May 14 2013 01:16 PM Re: Valdespin City |
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Jordany is nobody's Sid Vicious.
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Swan Swan H May 14 2013 01:22 PM Re: Valdespin City |
It could take all day to get that tattooed on your back.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 14 2013 01:23 PM Re: Valdespin City |
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lololol
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Benjamin Grimm May 14 2013 02:00 PM Re: Valdespin City |
Jordany's tweet translates to "They criticize me to undo my self esteem but I'm going straight wing top. I was not born to lose pa."
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John Cougar Lunchbucket May 14 2013 02:02 PM Re: Valdespin City |
JV1 has a lot in common with our President. He also did not lose PA.
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Swan Swan H May 14 2013 02:05 PM Re: Valdespin City |
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Yup. This seems about right.
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Zvon May 14 2013 02:26 PM Re: Valdespin City |
To be fair, the bat toss by Valde in the Pirate game was very much toned down in comparison with his usual bat flips. It was almost as if he had second thoughts and then decided that a dull, non smiling, slow bat flip was a show of maturity.
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