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IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 21 2013 08:34 PM

C'mon already, fellas-- let's make this trilogy less of a torch song. Some of my best friends are gay dames!

Edgy MD May 22 2013 05:48 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Somebody punch Harvey in the nose.

Frayed Knot May 22 2013 07:30 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Harvey may be our only hope because it appears that some as yet unidentified persons in Cincinnati have threatened NYM batters that they'll all get their income tax status scrutinized if any actual RiSP hits come against Redleg pitchers. So far only Marlon Byrd is on their shit-list.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr May 22 2013 08:45 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

"Well, just to be sure, I think I'll avoid hitting entirely. Just to be sure."

batmagadanleadoff May 22 2013 09:43 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Edgy MD wrote: Somebody punch Harvey in the nose. That's what I'm gonna do.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 11:08 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Reds: Choo 8 Cozart 6 Votto 3 Phillips 4 Bruce 9 Paul 7 Hannahan 5 Mesoraco 2 Latos 1 Mets: Murphy 4 Ankiel 8 Wright 5 Duda7 Byrd 9 Davis 3 Buck 2 Tejada 6 Harvey 1

Fman99 May 22 2013 11:12 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Telecommuting, laptop, recliner, diet soda, A/C, Mets game. Good stuff.

Edgy MD May 22 2013 11:13 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Easy to imagine Davis's big-league status not surviving today if it's another disaster. Series closer and all. I'm rooting for him. I'm rooting for his ass to not fly out toward the dugout.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 11:20 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Edgy MD wrote: Easy to imagine Davis's big-league status not surviving today if it's another disaster. Series closer and all. I'm rooting for him. I'm rooting for his ass to not fly out toward the dugout. Day game before a day off before a night game. Lots of time to make moves should they need to be made.

Fman99 May 22 2013 11:21 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Gary apparently not working today and we've got "Guys" doing the play by play. I've already grown weary of him. It's not his fault that Gary and Howie set the bar so high. But still. Meh.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 11:21 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Murphy doubles over Bruce's head. Duda holds at third.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 11:22 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Ankiel doubles. Murphy scores. Duda holds at third.

Fman99 May 22 2013 11:23 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Promising start for the offense. Let's put ten more up there, mmmkay?

Edgy MD May 22 2013 11:26 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

A feral lead is a nice omen. One in captivity is the beast I seek.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 11:27 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Duda taking a lot of pitches, including strike three. Ankiel still at third.

Benjamin Grimm May 22 2013 11:27 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

I'm really in no hurry to get rid of Daniel Murphy. As far as I'm concerned, he can stick around for a long time.

Edgy MD May 22 2013 11:28 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Swan Swan H wrote: Duda taking a lot of pitches, including strike three. Ankiel still at third. Not a good showing by Lucasio there.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 11:29 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

For the fiftieth time, it seems, in the past few weeks reversing the second and third outs of an inning would have produced a run that the Mets offense did not actually produce.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 11:40 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Harvey strands two Reds, and it's 1-0 Metsies going to the bottom of the second

Zvon May 22 2013 11:48 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

We scored a run? We have a lead? There's a starter on the mound who can pitch? ' Whats going on here?

Zvon May 22 2013 11:57 AM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Fman99 wrote: Gary apparently not working today and we've got "Guys" doing the play by play. I've already grown weary of him. It's not his fault that Gary and Howie set the bar so high. But still. Meh. Guys is no Gary, thats for sure. DAMN! Votto goes yard for two.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 12:02 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Another double for Ankiel. Wright up with one out.

Zvon May 22 2013 12:06 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Cozart just made the best play this season by a shortstop not involving a throw. It looked like a Brooks Robinson catch at short. Full extension dive on a wicked frozen rope liner.

Zvon May 22 2013 12:07 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

And Duds rips one to second. Ugh. Well, these rips I can handle. These are not stinky rips.

Zvon May 22 2013 12:20 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

I'm gonna miss Ike.

Benjamin Grimm May 22 2013 12:28 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Hey! Look who's batting! Let's talk about Shin-Soo Choo!

Zvon May 22 2013 12:33 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Hey! Look who's batting! Let's talk about Shin-Soo Choo! Theres an app 4 that.

Zvon May 22 2013 12:35 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Hmm, I was afk a bit--a double, an int walk and a walk. 2 out. Bases all bloody and Bruce on the loose.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 12:37 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Harvey escapes by getting the guy he wanted to pitch to. Balls of a burglar, he has.

Zvon May 22 2013 12:37 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Matt gets out of a jam! Runs! RUNS! We need RUNS!

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 12:40 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Zvon May 22 2013 12:44 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

YEA! Tejeda tags to tie it! He had to go there, I dont care what they say. RUNS!

Zvon May 22 2013 12:50 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Mr T with the leather!

Zvon May 22 2013 12:57 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Latos is a freak. For those not watching on SNY there was a bit of a blow up between Latos and Bruce last half inning in the dugout. Guys suspects it concerned the play at the plate when Mr T scored.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2013 12:59 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Doodoo with 5th Met hit, 5th Met dubble

Frayed Knot May 22 2013 12:59 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Zvon wrote: Latos is a freak. And in case he's not sure if those tats look even more ridiculous on his near albino-white skin; they do Mat, they do.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2013 01:01 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

And yet another inning comes down to Ike Davis.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 01:02 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Ike's Last Stand.

Fman99 May 22 2013 01:03 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Ike blows.

Zvon May 22 2013 01:04 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Damn, Ike needed a hit there and he almost got a hold a one. Damn.

Zvon May 22 2013 01:10 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Redboys are threatening in the 7th. 2 on, 1 out. 111 pitches for Harvey. Get through this Matt.

Zvon May 22 2013 01:17 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Ugh, back to playing like shit. Murphy didn't look Phillips back and he had him hung out to dry. That would have been a nice out, tho the single already plated the run that dun-in Harvey, who will leave the game on the short end of this stick.

Edgy MD May 22 2013 01:25 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

I'm sorta counting on this being a low point. And not a long one neither. Come on, Valdespin.

Zvon May 22 2013 01:30 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray Edited 1 time(s), most recently on May 22 2013 01:32 PM

Ronnie might have a point about that play by Ike. There were a number of ways he could have handled that and, considering he got an out, it was not handled well. He wasn't aggressive, he was undecided, and hesitant. He might have had a play at the plate if he was playing 1st the way we know he can play 1st. So this BS is effecting every part of his game. Muffy drives in Mr T. Again! 4-3 Redrums.

Edgy MD May 22 2013 01:30 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

So, that Murphy guy can do it, huh? It's like an epic tug of war between Murphy and Davis for the soul of this offense.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2013 01:30 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Anky Panky with a game-tying triple.

Fman99 May 22 2013 01:30 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

How about that Rick Fuckin Ankiel?!?!?! TIE GAME

Edgy MD May 22 2013 01:31 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Fuck yeah. The Murphy side is turning this baby around.

Zvon May 22 2013 01:31 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

ANKIEL TRIBOOM!!!! TIE GAME!

Frayed Knot May 22 2013 01:33 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Take that tattoo boy!

Edgy MD May 22 2013 01:34 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Seven total bases for Ankiel.

Zvon May 22 2013 01:36 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Frayed Knot wrote: Take that tattoo boy! Did he have tattoos before the game or did Ankiel do that?

Frayed Knot May 22 2013 01:37 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Edgy MD wrote: Seven total bases for Ankiel. The team often doesn't get that many in a game.

Edgy MD May 22 2013 01:40 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

And at home. I'll come out in support of the Ankiel acquisition.

Swan Swan H May 22 2013 01:41 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Harvey slips another hook.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2013 01:46 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

K or DP? Ike up with a runner on

Zvon May 22 2013 01:47 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Bruce don't catch that gapper by Duds coulda been a lead off triboom. Nice catch. Byrd reaches on error and Ike can do something here. Anything would be nice.

metirish May 22 2013 01:48 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: K or DP? Ike up with a runner on a nothing wave at it ....K

Zvon May 22 2013 01:51 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

We'll take it. Ike draws a walk. Your big Buck!

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2013 01:53 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Still time for Buck...

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2013 01:54 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Fuck you Buck

Edgy MD May 22 2013 01:55 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

d'Arn Buck.

Zvon May 22 2013 01:55 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

GAH! DP! I don't think Votto was on the bag there. Replay inconclusive? Looked off to me.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2013 01:57 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

He was 3-0 on you and then this. I'm beginning to hate this guy!!

Frayed Knot May 22 2013 01:58 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

I think I would have left Lyon in. Only 8 pitches, you're going to have to PH for the pitcher in bottom 9, and this one could go on for a while.

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2013 02:05 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Davis fucks up

Fman99 May 22 2013 02:05 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

FUCK

Zvon May 22 2013 02:07 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

un fuckin' believable. Ike decides not to catch a grounder. He DECIDED not to glove that!!!

John Cougar Lunchbucket May 22 2013 02:07 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Wow.

Fman99 May 22 2013 02:09 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Zvon May 22 2013 02:10 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

This is tough to watch. A lil bloop single makes it 7-4. Bad job Bobby Pee! oe: what am I yelling at Parnell for? HORRIBLE JOB IKE!

Fman99 May 22 2013 02:20 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Well that sucked.

Zvon May 22 2013 02:21 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray

Mets lose. Ikes lost.

Zvon May 22 2013 11:11 PM Re: IGT 5/22: No More Kinky Boots Or Batting Airspray