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SO ... you walk into a small town dive bar while ...

Kong76 Jun 01 2013 02:48 PM

... your spouse is shopping and ___________ is sitting alone at bar and you plop down a stool or two away. What do you say? (please fill in the blank)

Frayed Knot Jun 01 2013 03:48 PM Re: SO ... you walk into a small town dive bar while ...

I'd point to one of the other mooks there and say: "You may not know it but this man's a spy, he's an undercover agent for the F-B-I and he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan. And do you believe this man has gone as far as tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars and he voted for George McGovern for President? Yeah he's a friend of them long-hair, hippie-type, pinko fags and I bet ya he's even got a commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 01 2013 05:32 PM Re: SO ... you walk into a small town dive bar while ...

Pardon... but would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me. I'd f*ck me hard.

Ashie62 Jun 01 2013 05:58 PM Re: SO ... you walk into a small town dive bar while ...

I am allowed to look at the menu but not order.

cooby Jun 01 2013 07:21 PM Re: SO ... you walk into a small town dive bar while ...

Lee Mazzilli "Do you remember me?"

Ceetar Jun 02 2013 08:34 AM Re: SO ... you walk into a small town dive bar while ...

anyone. I say nothing, because I'm an antisocial hermit and would rather just enjoy my beer. I'll probably get a book out.

TheOldMole Jun 02 2013 04:31 PM Re: SO ... you walk into a small town dive bar while ...

Elvis. Hey, let's go bowling!