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Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Baby

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 20 2013 11:13 AM

[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/joe-torre-daughter-cristina-saves-falling-baby-perfect-catch-article-1.1377032

Edgy MD Jun 20 2013 11:19 AM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Children-Catcha-Torre!

Benjamin Grimm Jun 20 2013 11:28 AM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Baby How many threads have we had with that title? I've lost count!

MFS62 Jun 20 2013 11:31 AM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Edgy MD wrote: Children-Catcha-Torre! Not bad. Not bad at all. Really did LOL. Later

Edgy MD Jun 20 2013 11:39 AM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Puns are easy. Catching babies falling from the sky is hard.

Lefty Specialist Jun 20 2013 12:47 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

I see Cristina has inherited Dad's good looks.

soupcan Jun 20 2013 12:53 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Lefty Specialist wrote: I see Cristina has inherited Dad's good looks. She's Joe Torre with long hair.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 20 2013 01:06 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Story mentions she has residences in Brooklyn and Scotland. That's pretty sweet for a teacher.

Edgy MD Jun 20 2013 01:07 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

She catches babies falling from the sky and that's alright with me.

seawolf17 Jun 20 2013 01:13 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

“Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with and said, ‘It’s hard to say exactly what she looked like. She was kind of a Joe Torre with tits.’ This joke can only be explained with a picture of Joe Torre. But I’m not sure any exist. he dissolves camera lenses.” from Ball Four

Mets – Willets Point Jun 20 2013 01:34 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

The flashback to 1977 photo does show that Joe Torre had a hot wife.

Benjamin Grimm Jun 20 2013 01:42 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Imagine, if you will, that you're a young girl. Your mother is Christie Brinkley, and your father is Billy Joel. And you look like Billy Joel. That's what this reminds me of.

seawolf17 Jun 20 2013 02:00 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Edgy MD Jun 20 2013 02:13 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

A little charity, gentlemen!

Benjamin Grimm Jun 20 2013 02:25 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

She turned out okay, didn't she?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 20 2013 02:35 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Yeah that Jim Bouton quote is great but even the greatest book in the history of baseball wouldn't apply that to his daughter, especially after her heroineism saved a baby and broke up an abusive family.

MFS62 Jun 20 2013 03:21 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

We can all be thankful that she is the daughter of a baseball player. If she had been the daughter of an NFL wide receiver, when she caught the baby, she would have spiked it. Later

Fman99 Jun 20 2013 08:35 PM Re: Joe Torre's Daughter Catches Falling Yogurt Shop Roof Ba

Ugly mug, good hands. She's like Vic Power, only with a vagina.