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IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 07:08 AM

Tim Lincecum takes the vague memory of his two Cy Young awards and the recent sting of his 4-9, 4.66 season record to the hill to face the surging Mets, led by the oft-nekkid but rarely exposed Matt Harvey.

The game starts at 10:15 Eastern time, which will please A Boy Named Seo but cause us Easterners to be sleep-deprived and crabby at work tomorrow. I assure you that no one in my office will notice the difference.

Not to step on the KTE, but the Giants are 5-16 since June 15, and the Mets are 13-9 since being shit on by Bob Costas on June 16 (well, including the cause de crapola, the walk-off slam game). 13-9 may not sound like much, but this ain't football where teams go 14-2 on a fairly regular basis. A 13-9 pace will win you 95.7 games, and that's a pretty good three week stretch. The key, of course, is converting that .3 game.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 05:37 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Mets
Eric Young Jr., lf
Daniel Murphy, 2b
David Wright, 3b
Ike Davis, 1b
Marlon Byrd, rf
Kirk Nieuwenhuis, cf
John Buck, c
Omar Quintanilla, ss
Matt Harvey, rhp

Giants
Gregor Blanco, cf
Marco Scutaro, 2b
Brandon Belt, 1b
Buster Posey, c
Pablo Sandoval, 3b
Hunter Pence, rf
Brandon Crawford, ss
Andres Torres, lf
Tim Lincecum, rhp

batmagadanleadoff
Jul 08 2013 07:57 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

"eff Wilpon said that he'd comp my seats if I wear this
shirt to the game. Let's see if the old man keeps his word".

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 08:03 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Ah, the old "Eff" designation.

Meanwhile, Mike Krukow coming on, looking like a slightly older Steve Phillips.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 08:17 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

EY's coming. Hide your hearts, girls.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 08:21 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Mets go in order in the first.

It's hard to accept that they Mets could be favored in a matchup against Tim Lincecum.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 08:22 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Nice open Swan. No Mattman comic. Too early to say it was jinxin' him but I'm not taking any chances. Comic is 0-2.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 08:24 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

One batter. One Korman.

batmagadanleadoff
Jul 08 2013 08:25 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

batmagadanleadoff
Jul 08 2013 08:26 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Edgy MD wrote:
Ah, the old "Eff" designation.


Clever, ain't it? And it rhymes with Jeff!

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 08:28 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

batmagadanleadoff wrote:
Edgy MD wrote:
Ah, the old "Eff" designation.


Clever, ain't it? And it rhymes with Jeff!


Yeah, what was that 'Mutt' guy thinking? Mutt don't rhyme with Jeff.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 08:29 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Nieuwie looks comfortable going back, and this is a park that holds the ball.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 08:31 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Park didn't hold that.

Can we stop talking about who starts the All Star Game and worry about winning the game?

batmagadanleadoff
Jul 08 2013 08:32 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 08 2013 08:46 PM



This is beginning to remind me of what happened to David Cone when he wrote a column for the 1988 playoffs.

batmagadanleadoff
Jul 08 2013 08:32 PM
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Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 08:34 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Are the Harveys called Kormans or Kormen?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 08:38 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Matt Harvey should stop begging for attention and start pitching well for a change. This guy is RA Dickey without the brainpower, vocabulary or charitable nature.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 08:42 PM
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Hello, I'm Lieutenant J.C. Lunchbucket, Hubris Enforcement Squad.

batmagadanleadoff
Jul 08 2013 08:43 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 08:44 PM
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To be fair, Harv DOES give a lot to Arab charities, indirectly.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 08:47 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Plus, pretty charitable to ex-teammates, apparently.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 08:49 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

When's Wheeler Day?

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 08:50 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

That's 50 pitches through two innings.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 08:56 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

And 17 pitches for the 8th and 9th hitters.

But hey-- at least he's doing the little things right with the bat.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 08:59 PM
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Seaver would have gotten the bunt down. And wore pants.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:01 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Oh wow, what a great grab by Wright.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:04 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

And a nice one to his left. Harvey back on track, hopefully. Now it's time to put some points on the board.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 09:06 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I did have a little trouble making out what Keith was saying that last half-inning, what with SugarPants' figurative penis all up in his mouth.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:09 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Somebody's teaching a clinic tonight, and it's not Harvey.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 09:10 PM
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Yeah, maybe it's my bleary eyes, but I'm not seeing any command issues here.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:13 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

For ailing pitchers the Mets offense is like a trip to White Sulphur Springs.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:23 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Calling a homer for Nieuwie here.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:25 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Edgy MD wrote:
Calling a homer for Nieuwie here.

With a lack of accuracy and wisdom.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:25 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Edgy MD wrote:
Calling a homer for Nieuwie here.


Got any stock market tips?

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:26 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Edgy MD wrote:
Edgy MD wrote:
Calling a homer for Nieuwie here.

With a lack of accuracy and wisdom.

Not to mention foresight.

Nymr83
Jul 08 2013 09:27 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Buck You, Timmy!

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:27 PM
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Good job, Buck.

That's a triple for 21 out of 25 Mets, I think. But I'll take it.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:28 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Edgy MD wrote:
Good job, Buck.

That's a triple for 21 out of 25 Mets, I think. But I'll take it.


John Buck
Jason Phillips
Joan Payson
Danny Frisella

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:29 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

The "triple" is not in Bucks tool box. Drive him in Q.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:31 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I like an ump who calls the high strike, but that was no strike.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 09:31 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Terry turning all shades of orange.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:31 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Yes it was Terry. Calm down. Your gettin all red.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 09:32 PM
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Bendy zone tonight, innit?

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:32 PM
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Ugh. Fkn Sandoval.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 09:40 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

A pretty labored


through 5

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:44 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

WHOA. That was ballsy.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:44 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Wow! Who triples down the left field line?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 09:45 PM
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Triple!

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:45 PM
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That's the Andres Torres we all know and forgot the minute he left.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 09:46 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Muffy needs a good result here.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:46 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Ha! Torres is not all that good.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:47 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

#comebackMets

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:47 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Muffy needs a good result here.


He hit it to Torres, which almost guaranteed one.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 09:48 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

It's like Torres is having trouble focusing his attention, or something.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:48 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

#brirngonthedancingpandabears

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:48 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Ha! Sandovals fat. (amazin'stop fatso)

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:48 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Ha! Torres is not all that good.


Say it, Z. You know you want to.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:49 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Ha! Sandovals fat. (amazin'stop fatso)


I'm gonna get Kung Fu Pantload out there, I am.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 09:49 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 08 2013 09:50 PM

Hey now! You're an All-Star?

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:50 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

That was useful Ike. Very nice.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 09:51 PM
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HA! Im just gonna start listing who doesn't suck.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:51 PM
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That's no triple, but I like it.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 09:53 PM
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It's like Byrd made some kind of weird Faustian bargain where he hits better than he ever has, but in return, he comes up one base short on every play where he should come around.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 09:54 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Nieuwie goes down on a high pitch, but in a zone that this ump suggests is one you have to defend.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 09:57 PM
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After all that, Captain BareAss is still rocking a higher pitch count than Timmeh. Last inning?

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 09:59 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Bendy zone tonight, innit?


Like a gerrymandered assembly district.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 10:01 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Great junkie inning by Harv.

Guessing he's done though, right?

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 10:02 PM
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I dunno. If they can bunt with him he might get another.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:04 PM
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Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 10:07 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Wow, they're looking for another inning from him.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 10:07 PM
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JJeeezuz. That ump sucks.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:12 PM
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Appropriately, it's now past midnight on Harvey Day.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 10:13 PM
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Boy, that ball was crushed. Pence may look like he's falling down the stairs when he runs, but he gets it done somehow

Frayed Knot
Jul 08 2013 10:15 PM
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Well, that whole letting him hit and leaving him out there for another inning thought is working out well so far, huh?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:15 PM
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I'm not sure when Pence doesn't look like he's falling down the stairs.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:18 PM
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I have a bad feeling about Blanco.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 10:20 PM
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Pence is a walking stick figure. I missed the triple and single. It says play reviewed. What, it hit the top of the wall?

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 10:21 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Pence is a walking stick figure. I missed the triple and single. It says play reviewed. What, it hit the top of the wall?


Yup. Would have been a great shot in stoop ball.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 10:22 PM
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OK, Freak's out of the game. Let's go get that run back.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:22 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
I have a bad feeling about Blanco.


HA! STUPID LWFS-TUMMY!

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 10:26 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

We are, as a forum, predicting poorly.

Murph is gonna strike out. Let's see how that works.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 10:27 PM
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Murphy against Affeldt might be a good time to call Satin's number.

(I type too slow.)

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:31 PM
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I'm thinking Davis would be that time-- I trust Satin against a righty more than Davis against Affeldt. Grady LittleWhiteHairedGuy disagrees.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:36 PM
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Spirited crowd, I'll give 'em that. Sadly, I haven't heard a weekday Citi crowd like this in a spell.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 10:38 PM
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We were loud last Wednesday. Until Ross homered.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 10:39 PM
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Whats with these wacky beards in baseball lately? That's one purely evil beard there.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 10:42 PM
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Strap in.

Ike, it's time.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:43 PM
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I'm guessing people get bored with their faces over six months of sweaty nights.

NICE catch from Lil' Swayze at short.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 10:47 PM
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Rookie umpie takes a dumpie.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:49 PM
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"What I like about this guy is that he's really assertive-- he doesn't get into it with these guys after he's made another call shittier than a toilet dial."

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 10:51 PM
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Nice catch.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 10:58 PM
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Eric Young apparently has a part-time job guarding the popcorn machine in the left field concourse.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 10:58 PM
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Right? Playing no-doubles with two out/none on?

Anyway, it's kind of comforting knowing that Andres Torres is playing in this game, and that it's not for the Mets.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 11:01 PM
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No doubles defense --- a one-run-prevention strategy that Eric Young likes to call "defense."

Extra innings are brought to me by Wendy's, I believe.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 11:02 PM
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A google search for stick figure baseball served up this. Anyone care to give me a play by play? I have no clue whats going on there.

A Pence family softball game?

Frayed Knot
Jul 08 2013 11:03 PM
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Our streak of 9-inning/sub-3-hour games ends at one.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 11:04 PM
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Quintanilla's getting killed at the dish tonite.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 11:05 PM
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Let's Go Brownie.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 11:06 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Quintanilla's getting killed at the dish tonite.

That time he wasn't humped by the ump.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:08 PM
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Sorry. Bruce Bochy appeared and I started looking up quotes from "So I Married an Axe Murderer."

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 11:09 PM
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Zvon wrote:
John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Quintanilla's getting killed at the dish tonite.

That time he wasn't humped by the ump.


Everything's relative-- that was the closest thing to a strike on which he's been punched out tonite.

Heckuva job, Brownie.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:10 PM
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Anyway, a tweet from Rubin:

Fascinating from ESPN alum Steve Glasser: In the innings this season Harvey begins with his pitch count already at 100, he has a 43.20 ERA.

Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 11:10 PM
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Noonan is up and I start looking for quotes from Caddyshack.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:12 PM
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Aardsma seems like it should scan into George M. Cohan's song 'Harrigan,' but it really doesn't.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:14 PM
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Aardsma uses the flexi-zone to his advantage.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 11:16 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 08 2013 11:19 PM

The arc of the Hamari strike zone is long, but it bends toward justice.

Aardsma strikes me more as, say, a Tool b-sides album, or a lost Sigur Ros-Bjork collaboration.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 11:18 PM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 08 2013 11:21 PM

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 11:19 PM
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I need some rest so let's put some wiggly points on the board and turn this thing over to Bobby Pee NOW!!!!

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:21 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
The arc of the Hamari strike zone is long, but it bends toward justice.

Aardsma strikes me more as, say, a Tool b-sides album, or a lost Sigur Ros-Bjork collaboration.


Does it include the Unplugged version of 'Sober?'

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:23 PM
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That's a pitch Murph murders when he's on. Come on Cap'n.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 11:25 PM
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Between the length and the strike zone, this game is giving me Ike Davis eyes.

And-- hey! Speak of the squinty!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 11:27 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Dammit. That was the pitch, on 2-1. Tailing over the middle.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 11:31 PM
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I think anything is going to be a strike. Hard to watch.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 11:32 PM
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geez. great play

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 11:32 PM
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Edgy MD
Jul 08 2013 11:33 PM
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Belt seemed off the bag playing neighborhood ball there.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:33 PM
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Wow. Big time.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 11:33 PM
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Oh wow. just wow. what a freakin play by Crawford.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 11:39 PM
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oh for the love of Castillo

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:40 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Well, when you play your outfielders against the wall, this shit happens.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 11:40 PM
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How do you call that with your back to the plate?

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 11:40 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Shit. Nice try by Byrd but we don't need any injuries, tuvm. Muffy, that was a tuffy.

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 11:44 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

GJ Aardsma (& Torres). Rice on to keep the Giants down.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 11:45 PM
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Arroz con efficiency!

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:46 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

OK, let's get Rice a win, Parnell a save, and me some sleep.

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:46 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Arroz con efficiency!


The San Francisco treat.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 11:47 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Let's get Rice a one-pitch victory.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 11:48 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

KiRK

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 11:49 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Nobody out, fast-ish Kirk on. Do you play it star-fleet here, or conservative?

Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:50 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Nieuwenhuis, Nieuwenhuis
With a single you greet me
Tall and white, clean and bright
You look happy to beat me

Zvon
Jul 08 2013 11:51 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I think after 9 innings the umps should rotate.

Oh jezeschries

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 08 2013 11:52 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Mutherfuckrr.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 08 2013 11:52 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer


Swan Swan H
Jul 08 2013 11:55 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

We're down to Burke. Fortunately, they're down to Torres.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 12:02 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Now they're up to Belt. I dunno, Terry.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 12:03 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

If Burke gets out of this they win it.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 12:03 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Swan Swan H wrote:
We're down to Burke.


"Ahem."

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 12:05 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Getting my Burke on.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 12:06 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Swan Swan H wrote:
If Burke gets out of this they win it.


Let it be written, let it be done.

Didn't Bill Madden already trade Parnell to the Red Sox?

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 12:06 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Whew.How long can we dodge this bullet?

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 12:07 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I'll fix it. We're down to Burke among pitchers Terry will use with the score tied.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 12:09 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Swan Swan H wrote:
If Burke gets out of this they win it.


Let it be written, let it be done.

Didn't Bill Madden already trade Parnell to the Red Sox?


He was traded on paper, like Henry Wiggen in Bang the Drum Slowly.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 12:09 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Apparently, you don't bring in Josh Satin with the game tied, either.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 12:10 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Lagares swings at a pitch that might have hit the bat boy in the foot, then argues on a borderline call strike 3.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 12:14 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Apparently, you don't bring in Josh Satin with the game tied, either.


We save the satin for when company comes over.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 12:14 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

That sucked. And, it's getting late.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 12:15 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

That was such a "fuck it" swing by Murphy-- on a middle-in fastball, no less-- was it not?

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 12:16 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
That was such a "fuck it" swing by Murphy-- on a middle-in fastball, no less-- was it not?


He needs a night off, and perhaps a high colonic.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 12:19 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I think we all need a cleanse. I'm feeling more impacted with every half-inning.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 12:20 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

The strike zone tonight is like the speed limit on the Northern State. They tell you what it's supposed to be, but you're never sure what it really is.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 12:21 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

This is the same shit Muff gave us for a few weeks last summer too. I clearly remember being convinced he deserved to lose his job to Valdy.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 12:22 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Bochy sends up his backup catcher to pinch-hit.

In the opposing dugout, Collins worries about what Bochy will do if the game continues, and Posey gets hurt.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 12:25 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Just what we need, a guy I never heard of.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 12:26 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Greg Burke walks five guys per nine, and we're INTENTIONALLY loading the bases-- with Torres?-- for the PLATOON ADVANTAGE?

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 12:26 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Did somebody say Gillespie?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 12:28 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

[bigpurple:1tcvqocx]BuRkE[/bigpurple:1tcvqocx]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 12:29 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Well, hell, I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.

And I wasn't. That was a fucking stupid move that happened to work out.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 12:29 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 12:30 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I'm enrolling at Cal Burkely. Or maybe SUNY Stony Burke.

I'm eating a plate or Burkelli. I'm vacationing in the Burkeshires.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 12:33 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Fuck this guys, I have to go to work in the morning.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 12:34 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Wow, another 14th inning stretch.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 12:34 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

That was an insanely rapid inning. Why yes, I did enjoy my pee.

Can I get another Wendy's commercial?

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 12:37 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Come on. We're chasing these guys in the standings.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 12:44 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Edgin against Posey is not an ideal matchup.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 12:45 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

The Captain will not let this end. Onward and upward, or Edgeward, or something.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 12:46 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I've changed my mind about schools. I'm going to Wright State.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 12:48 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I just looked at the clock. Are you kiddin me? Goin on 3! Yikes. Nice play Capn. They dont win this we are gonna be a grouchy lot tomorrow.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 12:52 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Well, this is the Mets so somehow those birds are going to come into play. Mark my words. Mark them well.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 12:55 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Am I really seeing tired or did a bubble just float by Q?

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 12:57 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Gillespie, man. We needed a bird on that one.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 12:57 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Damn. Nice catch.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 12:57 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

My eyes were closing a while ago but I think I got a third wind.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 01:00 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Zvon wrote:
Am I really seeing tired or did a bubble just float by Q?


I think you switched over to an infomercial for "The Best of Lawrence Welk"

Except I saw it too.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:04 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

This dont look good. Lets laugh.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:05 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

MURPHY!! Thats huge! And youre damn lucky you got the one.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 01:07 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Did somebody say Gillespie?

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:08 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Didnt Blanco make someone ill earlier?

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:08 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Holy crow. Got out of it.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 01:09 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Wasn't Satin clean-shaven at the start of this game?

Wasn't I?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 01:14 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

We were a different people, to be sure.

Zvon wrote:
My eyes were closing a while ago but I think I got a third wind.


Sure it wasn't Lagares?

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:15 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I think the way Terrys using Parnell could result in leg problems.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 01:15 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I'm going down for the second time, I think.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 01:16 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Centerfield camera filled with boids.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:17 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Murphys asleep on his feet.
YOUNG! Sleepin at 2nd.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 01:18 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Changing pitchers with a 1-1 count? OK!

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 01:19 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

This could be the most incredible bird-related event since the Great WKRP Turkey Drop.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 01:20 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Yer killin' me, Bighead.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 01:23 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Let's go, you big slab of beefcake.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 01:23 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 09 2013 01:26 AM

Rather, yer killin' me AGAIN, Terrible Rookie Ump. (That DOES appear to be him telling Bochy that he can't make a mid-AB pitching change, doesn't it?)

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:24 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

How anti-climactic. I mean WOOT! we got lead!

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 01:25 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I'll take it, Shaggy.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 01:25 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Apparently, Crawford finds Recker's patoot distracting, too.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:26 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer


Tippi right before she got her hitch cocked.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 01:28 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Win it, lose it, but if the Giants score exactly one run this inning I may begin to weep.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:29 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer


I'll take a coke and a hotdog please. QUICK!

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 01:32 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

All of a sudden Skippy the Boy Umpire shrinks his strike zone?

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:33 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I don't want to hate you Parnell. But I assure you if you don't get this save you will feel the hate.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:34 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Ha. Belt and his 5 Ks suck donkey.

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:36 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

The birds are landing in the outfield. I think that can be considered "coming into play".

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:40 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Ha. Posey and his 5 hits......well, it sucks for us.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 01:41 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

This is too much of a Wagner outing. Lots of foul balls. Few swings and misses.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 01:41 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Kung Fu Pantload

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:42 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

[bigpurple:3elxl7do]huge[/bigpurple:3elxl7do]bobby

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 01:42 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

There's the swing and the miss.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 01:42 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Books. Bed. Bye.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 01:43 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

whoo friggin hoo

Zvon
Jul 09 2013 01:43 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

whoa, what a game, what a win, now we all must run off to bed, lol.

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 01:43 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

God, when I'm old, I want to be able to say, yeah, I witnessed the longest game ever --- that 39-inning jobby from all those years ago.

I was hoping it wouldn't be this night, though.

Mets.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 01:44 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Guh.

Yay?

Yay!

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 01:58 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

The win allows the Mets to catch a plummeting San Diego team that has lost 10 straight. They pull within a half game of the suddenly hot Cubs, and a full game behind these very same Giants.

Pittsburgh, losers tonight, no longer have the league's best record.

Brewers, three games behind us, are our new best friends. Root for the Brewers.

duan
Jul 09 2013 03:02 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

In a delightful twist I was able to watch this doing the morning feed rather then sloping off to bed after 3/4 innings of the night one.
I could do this west coast trip 16 inning games every time no problem. It'd be handy for me to be honest.

metirish
Jul 09 2013 06:02 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Kudos to those of you still posting at 4am etc.....

Edgy MD
Jul 09 2013 06:13 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

A win today, combined with a Cubs loss to the Angels, would mean the Mets pass two teams and catch a third. It'd be one of those days that cause everybody to think big things, if only briefly.

I never thought I'd say this, but... Go, Joe Blanton!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 06:24 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I got 3 hours of sleep. I feel like shit.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 06:49 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Ugh. Three hours sleep and I'm on the phone with a guy in Bahrain trying to talk him through loading data onto his system from six of the fifteen DVDs whose labels he sent me photocopies of. My brain is cramping.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 09 2013 06:50 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Four hours sleep, and I feel pretty solid.

It's all about that fourth hour, folks.

Swan Swan H
Jul 09 2013 06:52 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Four hours sleep, and I feel pretty solid.

It's all about that fourth hour, folks.


Slacker. Layabout.

Ceetar
Jul 09 2013 07:59 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

good job staying up. I didn't make it. I don't know if this means I'm worn out, getting old, or simply a bad fan.

Lefty Specialist
Jul 09 2013 08:06 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Glad I didn't stay up. Saw the first inning and figured the Mets would have difficulty winning. Went to bed. No regrets. That's what Mets Fast Forward on SNY is for.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2013 08:11 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I announced I was done in the 14th I believe and briefly snoozed through a half-inning on the couch. But try as they might the Mets just can't put me to sleep.

Bunt the First Two
Jul 09 2013 08:23 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

good job staying up. I didn't make it. I don't know if this means I'm worn out, getting old, or simply a bad fan.

No, that's great. There's something really sweet about nodding-off in the of a hopeful limbo of lemon-sugariness of a tied game in extra innings. The misery is in falling asleep down 7-1 and dispirted.

It was upon nodding off during an extra inning game from the coast years ago that first got me writing on this site. I realized I woke up with the tingly excitement like the game was still going on and I was still in the midst of it. I logged on with no intention of posting and then this suddenly came out in one shot.

Call Me Up in Metland

Tuning in to a late west coast game
It went to extra frames
After midnight the game got tenser
I love those kind of games
I’m not as young as used to be, man
I went and fell asleep
I woke up on the shores of Metland
My guide was Danny Heep

[list]Danny grinned under royal blue skies
With puffy cumulous clouds
He looked at me with his royal blue eyes
And said that I should be proud
For few mere mortals can walk in Metland
The stars they must align
As we stood there upon the beach strand
I knew the moment was mine[/list:u]

[list][list]Climbing over the great Met Mountains
Sailing over the wide Met Sea
Tossing coins into blue Met fountains
Danny Heep and me
[/list:u][/list:u]

Lindsey Nelson was mayor of Metland
Bob Murphy was his Chief Clerk
Pete Flynn had shaped us a green horizon
And Seaver wasn’t a jerk
Mookie stole everything in Metland
But then he gave it all back
For crime was scarce under Chief Ralph Kiner
Metlanders never knew lack

[list]We rode in Gil Hodges’ golden trolley
Each stop was named Willets Point
“Danny, how do we know where to get off?”
He told me that was the point
“Yo la tengo” was code in Metland
It meant both “hi” and “good-bye”
When I realized we all spoke Stengelese
I think I started to cry[/list:u]

[list][list]Climbing over the great Met Mountains
Sailing over the wide Met Sea
Tossing coins into blue Met fountains
Danny Heep and me
[/list:u][/list:u]

Met royalty, they were all around me
In home whites with orange and blue
They’d left behind every imperfection
And they were handsome and true
Sasser threw throw without double pumping
In this Olympian sphere
Pacella had the control of Buddha
Matsui’s vision was clear

[list]We lumbered over Ventura Highway
I waded through a Rheingold stream
Doug Flynn strummed on a country guitar
It only deepened my dream
Ed Charles read me a mystic ballad
As I sat at his feet
Cream and Strawberries served by Darryl
I ate and life was complete[/list:u]

[list][list]Climbing over the great Met Mountains
Sailing over the wide Met Sea
Tossing coins into blue Met fountains
Danny Heep and me
[/list:u][/list:u]

Danny talked some philosophy with me
And we played us some catch
But as we traded turns hitting fungoes
I asked what strings were attached
I guess I struck on the magic question
Danny grinned as he spoke
He told of Metland’s ephem’ral nature
The Brigadoonian joke

[list]The land would fade as each game concluded
Until the next game’s first pitch
Mortals must leave 'fore the cosmic curtain
It’s like someone throws a switch
For Metland lives in the chance of each game
It’s in the hope in your heart
Since it ain’t over until it’s over
The isle remained on the chart[/list:u]

[list][list]Climbing over the great Met Mountains
Sailing over the wide Met Sea
Tossing coins into blue Met fountains
Danny Heep and me
[/list:u][/list:u]

I knew that soon I would leave sweet Metland
That I might never return
I paid respects to their Queen Joan Payson
Swapped jokes with Capra and Hearn
I climbed into a magic top hat
Dave Kingman set it afloat
When I woke up, I was back in Kansas
No sign of water or boat

[list]I wondered if I had dreamed the whole thing
Been there with Gooden and Swan
And if I tuned in to find the score out
Would the island be gone?
Went to bed with a foolish notion
I’d give Metland a reprieve
I’d leave the score for the morning paper
'Til then I gotta believe[/list:u]

[list][list]Climbing over the great Met Mountains
Sailing over the wide Met Sea
Tossing coins into blue Met fountains
Danny Heep and me
[/list:u][/list:u]

Frayed Knot
Jul 09 2013 08:25 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

I watched and then listened to every pitch except for when I dozed briefly ... IN THE TOP OF THE 16th!!!!. I then woke up in time to hear the final outs so I knew THAT they had won although not HOW.
So this morning I checked in with the DVR as I had flicked on the Record feature when I moved to radio-land around inning 13, and it turns out that there is an unexplained five-minute or so gap in the recording ... COVERING THE TOP OF THE 16th!!!!. The recording then picked up again exactly where I had woken up to Howie & Josh!!!
Somehow, someway, the DVR and my consciousness synchronized their naps at the exact same time in different rooms.

So I guess they won, huh?

DocTee
Jul 09 2013 09:23 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Much respect to you peeps who stayed with it....hell, I live in the Bay Area, have no work today and STILL couldn't make it past the 13th. Sheesh.

Methead
Jul 09 2013 09:38 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Called it quits after Crawford robbed Byrd to end the top of the 11th.

Benjamin Grimm
Jul 09 2013 11:06 AM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Wow... those of you who stayed up are waaaaayyyy more dedicated than I am. Even in the height of my fandom (mid to late 1980's) I wouldn't have stayed up that late for a game on a work night.

When the Mets were playing late playoff games in Phoenix in 1999, I videotaped the game and watched it in the morning before I went to work. I guess I'm one of those people who has an easier time getting up early than staying up late.

Fman99
Jul 09 2013 01:04 PM
Re: IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

Had my two cocktails and sacked out in the fourth inning or so. Many hours before the resolution.