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batmagadanleadoff Jul 26 2013 09:48 AM |
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What tattoo would you get if you could later remove it without effort, pain or expense? Especially if you've never had one before? Assume that your tattoo artist is like the Leonardo Da Vinci/Pablo Picasso of tattooing and that any one of your ideas could be transferred to your skin in ink. Here's some inspiration:
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Ceetar Jul 26 2013 09:54 AM Re: Tattoo You |
If I could remove it with no fuss? I'd get Samuel L Jackson's face on my back so that he's staring down everyone behind me while I'm at the beach.
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Edgy MD Jul 26 2013 01:41 PM Re: Tattoo You |
The cover of the The Missing Chums: The Hardy Boys Mystery #4 would make a nice temporary statement if I had to get all inky and it could be removed with little fuss. I mean, it's hard to beat Mr. Met, but he's been done.
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themetfairy Jul 26 2013 04:41 PM Re: Tattoo You Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 26 2013 11:28 PM |
On Edit - I initially mistook what this thread was about.
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 26 2013 06:57 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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Frayed Knot Jul 26 2013 07:01 PM Re: Tattoo You |
I imagine that Keith Hernandez would have to be really weirded out by that first one.
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 26 2013 07:07 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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d'Kong76 Jul 26 2013 07:39 PM Re: Tattoo You |
If I ever google pictures of guys with Yankee tats and post
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 26 2013 07:41 PM Re: Tattoo You |
OK. Go ahead.
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d'Kong76 Jul 26 2013 08:11 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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seawolf17 Jul 27 2013 05:54 PM Re: Tattoo You |
You know? I like the Shea one. Maybe something simple, like just one of the neon guys.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 28 2013 04:55 PM Re: Tattoo You |
The "confetti" one is nice.
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MFS62 Jul 28 2013 05:59 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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This. You could die while wearing a temp tat, and couldn't tell ayone it wasn't real. I've wondered why ugly people would think a tat would make them look better. Then I realized that is the answer to that question. Later
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 28 2013 07:05 PM Re: Tattoo You |
What a time-killer. I could post these all day. I don't get the Unitas tat. Is that what the kids are doing these days -- throwing footballs into their girlfriends' behinds? Another set, including a tattoo of someone you'd probably think would be one of the unlikeliest Mets to be made a subject of one.
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Edgy MD Jul 28 2013 08:39 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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Well, I would doubt such a claim. Let's see who batmagadan is talking abo... Holy crap... that qualifies.
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soupcan Jul 29 2013 10:50 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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You know there is nothing in the Torah about Jews getting tattoos and losing their 'eligibility' for Jewish cemetery burying. The belief is that that thinking started right after WWII as a backlash against the number tattoos that the Nazi's affixed to the those in the camps. Anyhoo - I hate the whole tattoo culture. Don't have one, never wanted one. Think they look incredibly low class. That is a refelection of the time in which I came of age though and obviously there are very many people out there who do not share my view. When I was in college though, there was one fraternity whose members would get the fraternity letters tattooed on their ankle once they were initiated. Had my house had that tradition, I absolutely would have done it. Regretted it 30 years later? Maybe. And sports-team themed tattoos? Ridiculous. Essentially you are getting a corporate logo tattooed on yourself. Why oh why would you do that? I blame Dennis Rodman for starting this whole thing. He was the first main stream 'celebrity' to really bring tattoos to the attention of everybody. Other pro athletes followed and BAM! Before we knew it, the shit was everywhere.
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Edgy MD Jul 29 2013 11:08 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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Vic Sage Jul 29 2013 11:10 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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But is it also painless to GET the tattoo? You haven't said. If its as painful to get as any other tattoo, then I'm out. But if it's also as painless to get as it is to get rid of, then I would consider it. OK, I've considered it. No. As Soupy said, I'm not interested in wearing a corporate logo, or otherwise engaging in the primitive, clannish ritual scarring this process denotes, or otherwise participating in or endorsing the sub-cultures that practice it. I'm not judging, mind you. Your mileage may, and probably does, vary and that's totally fine by me. I'm just talking about what I'm comfortable with on my flesh and why. But if i had to paint an image on my body or have them shoot my dog, I would go with Mettle the mule. And if the Picasso doing the tattoo painting was a pretty girl, I'd have it put on the end of my penis. That way, at certain times, Mettle would transform from diminutive mule into an Arabian Stallion.
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themetfairy Jul 29 2013 11:15 AM Re: Tattoo You |
I have a couple of tattoos. They are very small and easy to hide. They may not be everyone's cup of tea, but they work for me.
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 29 2013 11:18 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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I actually have that exact tattoo. It's on the side of my cock.
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Benjamin Grimm Jul 29 2013 11:19 AM Re: Tattoo You |
I have to wonder about the woman who had her breasts converted into cute cartoon dogs. What could she possibly have been thinking?
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 29 2013 11:23 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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soupcan Jul 29 2013 11:27 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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It ain't tattooed on me.
Yeah, I know you do and I apologize if I offended you. I just do not like them. As I said, I think its a reflection of how, when and where I grew up. I get that people have a need to express themselves and be creative and I would never prevent anyone from doing whatever it is that they want to do to their own body. The more I'm thinking about it though, I think that its the preponderance of them that really bothers me.
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Edgy MD Jul 29 2013 11:52 AM Re: Tattoo You |
Of course, Hardy Boys #47 might make a more appropriate tatt.
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dgwphotography Jul 29 2013 12:05 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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Love the guy who has all of those tats, but doesn't keep up with his dental work. Plus, what's with the Royals tattoo? I'm with Soup and Vic - There is no way in hell I would ever get a tat.
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themetfairy Jul 29 2013 12:06 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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No offense taken. And I'm certainly of the same era as you. I don't love large tattoos or the sleeve look, fwiw. But mine have meaning to me. And most people wouldn't guess that I have any - they don't jump out at you unless you're looking for them.
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Frayed Knot Jul 29 2013 12:07 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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Which brings us back to the question I asked in the other tattoo thread -- this trend towards more tattoos, a wider variety of people getting tattoos, the greater preponderance and overt display of tattoos is going to end at some point ... right??? Or maybe it doesn't and my record of incorrectly predicting every popular trend ever (yeah right, KISS and Aerosmith will make come-backs!) continues.
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Ceetar Jul 29 2013 12:08 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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Well, I think Sports transcends 'corporate branding'. You don't see active forums dedicated to the way Pepsi manages it's bullpen of overtime workers do you? You read about young'uns (apparently this is one of those things that I fall into the previous generation versus the newer one) being more into corporate loyalty these days. I'm not sure if I necessarily buy that, but there does seem to be some identifying yourself with the products and companies you support and use. But it's not really that new either, how many people out there only go out in public while carrying a handbag that's representing one company? who only wear Polo shirts? Who wear jeans every day that say LEVI on the back? Tattoos are more permanent, but the corporate identity isn't really. Of course, you cross into really trashy ones. I'm sure there are people out there with Budweiser tattoos supporting their local Belgium conglomerate. Choosing to get a tattoo and which one are probably one of those 'big decisions' you should put a little thought into. It's potentially more damaging than who you lose your virginity too (not that most people put much thought into that either. Maybe the population as a whole should use their brains a little more in general..)
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 29 2013 12:08 PM Re: Tattoo You |
I'm sort of put off by the whole narcissistic spectacle of it, and at the same time pity that so many people are making a decision in their early 20s that will be with them forever. I can barely imagine anything less appealing than to wear the same clothes I wore 20 years ago, never mind the fact I couldn't possibly change out of them.
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themetfairy Jul 29 2013 12:13 PM Re: Tattoo You |
It largely depends on what they are and why you have them.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 29 2013 09:49 PM Re: Tattoo You |
Granted, those are meaningful to you. But you wouldn't claim they granted you put-upon-minority status, right?
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themetfairy Jul 30 2013 05:38 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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I've never heard of that. And no, they don't grant me any kind of minority status. I was an adult when I got these (my first one was right before I turned 40. If that was the worst of my midlife crisis then so be it) and don't feel that they have changed my life in any kind of significant way.
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Fman99 Jul 30 2013 08:17 AM Re: Tattoo You |
I've never been against the idea of one. I could just never think of anything so beloved that I'd feel the need to ink my body with it.
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themetfairy Jul 30 2013 08:33 AM Re: Tattoo You |
One of the reasons I wanted to get my first tattoo had to do with a friend of mine. She's a dentist and on the Long Island Emergency Team. After spending most of the summer of 1996 helping to identify victims of Flight 800 she got her navel pierced, because she said that after everything she had been through she wanted there to be something easily identifiable about her body.
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Centerfield Jul 30 2013 09:01 AM Re: Tattoo You |
I fall somewhere between Fman and metfairy.
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Benjamin Grimm Jul 30 2013 09:19 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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I'm glad I'm no longer the only one who commented on that!
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Centerfield Jul 30 2013 09:40 AM Re: Tattoo You |
How can one not? She deserves her own thread.
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Ceetar Jul 30 2013 09:43 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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"I'd like to see those puppies!" is supposed to be a euphemism.
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 30 2013 09:43 AM Re: Tattoo You Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 30 2013 09:56 AM |
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I didn't comment on that dogs-on-breasts tattoo but my personal reaction was consistent with yours. How revolting. On another note, the conversation that this thread has turned into is ironic to me, because when I searched the web for interesting tattoo images to post here, I came across an article on tattoos in which the author's premise was that tattoos are now so commonplace that today's owners of body ink can no longer be said to represent society's alienated rebels, as they once did. The author's money line, paraphrased here, is that today, even your middle-aged librarian mom has a tattoo.
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soupcan Jul 30 2013 09:52 AM Re: Tattoo You |
I'm pretty sure Puppy-Boob-Girl isn't tattoo, but a temporary airbrushed image.
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themetfairy Jul 30 2013 09:56 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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Stereotypes are made to be broken.
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Centerfield Jul 30 2013 09:57 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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Imagine as she gets older? What's wrong puppies? Why the long face?
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 30 2013 10:50 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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What are you waiting for? Stop teasing us and show us your tats. I know that you own a nice camera.
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 30 2013 10:54 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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Benjamin Grimm Jul 30 2013 10:58 AM Re: Tattoo You |
Mr. Met in Mickey Mouse ears? That's horrible!
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metirish Jul 30 2013 11:00 AM Re: Tattoo You |
Just saw a guy in the cafeteria with the never before seen web around the elbow tat.
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Mets – Willets Point Jul 30 2013 01:07 PM Re: Tattoo You |
Boston Bruins Fan Gets 'Jesus Saves' Tattoo of Christ as a Goalie.
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themetfairy Jul 30 2013 01:12 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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The marathon tattoo - The Weight Watchers logo -
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Ceetar Jul 30 2013 01:18 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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Wouldn't be my first choice of characters to play goalie, but that's a neat tattoo for a goalie regardless.
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Benjamin Grimm Jul 30 2013 01:32 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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My guess is that the guy who shows up for a job interview with a Godzilla tattoo covering half his face is having a tough time getting hired, and therefore feels like he's a victim of discrimination.
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Edgy MD Jul 30 2013 01:38 PM Re: Tattoo You |
Well, I would agree that he is. Just not the sort of discrimination that he should feel he should be necessarily protected from.
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Ceetar Jul 30 2013 01:46 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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He shouldn't be discriminated against for it..it'd be nice if hiring managers were a little less focused on things like appearances, but it's a state he put himself in for sure, not one he needs to be rescued from.
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metsmarathon Jul 30 2013 02:13 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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shea with the neon runner on it would be kinda cool. i suppose if i were really truly super duper into running, i could get each of my marathon medals tattooed onto me, though, at this point, that'd just end up looking like i was a really really big fan of mickey mouse. ooh... i think a neat tattoo would be to have a course map for each of my marathons - just the line tracing the course, mind you. multiple instances of hte same race could have a unique stripe tracing the same path. kinda like some people do with race courses they've driven their cars on.
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Benjamin Grimm Jul 30 2013 02:16 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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Are you saying that you're not?
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Centerfield Jul 30 2013 02:36 PM Re: Tattoo You |
The first step is admitting you're truly super duper into running.
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Mets – Willets Point Jul 30 2013 02:46 PM Re: Tattoo You |
The real running obsessives wouldn't have time to spend talking about running in a baseball forum.
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Zvon Jul 30 2013 02:56 PM Re: Tattoo You |
The body is your temple and if you want to draw on the walls, that's your business. I personally would never get a tattoo.
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Ceetar Jul 30 2013 06:28 PM Re: Tattoo You |
Eric Young Jr has a speech from Teddy Roosevelt on his arm.
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Benjamin Grimm Jul 30 2013 06:48 PM Re: Tattoo You |
I thought it was a speech from Teddy Roosevelt Junior.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 30 2013 09:40 PM Re: Tattoo You |
It's Byrd who has the words-spoken-softly tattoo.
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Ceetar Jul 31 2013 07:33 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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hah. Sorry Kevin, guess I wasn't really listening to you when you were talking. Either that I'm a "all black guys look the same" racist.
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metirish Jul 31 2013 07:47 AM Re: Tattoo You |
As tats go it's kind of silly, now, did he get this before or after the performance-enhancing drugs issue?, I don't remember the quote but it had things about perseverance and such, ot exactly living up to the spirit of the quote if he started using aftre getting the tat.
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Ceetar Jul 31 2013 07:56 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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I apparently can't be trusted at this point, but I believe it was something his wife quoted at him at the beginning of last season, so before. Or who knows, maybe it was the impetus. hah.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 31 2013 02:18 PM Re: Tattoo You |
Hey, man, if it's good enough for Miley Cyrus and Miley Cyrus' Actor BeauTM, it's good enough for Byrd.
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Benjamin Grimm Jul 31 2013 02:19 PM Re: Tattoo You |
Miley Cyrus has a decent chance of becoming the next Amanda Bynes. (If Justin Beiber doesn't beat her to it.)
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Edgy MD Jul 31 2013 02:28 PM Re: Tattoo You |
Don't ever give me a link to that website again.
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Zvon Jul 31 2013 02:50 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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Edgy MD Jul 31 2013 02:56 PM Re: Tattoo You |
We had an old thread on Mets tatts. All my image links are broke. Hey, Archives, why you no like my HTML?
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batmagadanleadoff Jul 31 2013 03:41 PM Re: Tattoo You |
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Links revived. Here ya go: Nick Maggio wears his Mets allegiance on his arm! Mr. Met runs the bases for Scott Breslove from Belleville. Josh Steinberg from Staten Island couldn't even wait for the tattoo to heal! Steve from Newburgh shows his spirit. Jim C from Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, hits a double. Jim C from Bayridge Brooklyn ALSO shows love for the '55 Dodgers! Have you seen this vendor? Have you seen this woman? Brian M from Wantagh shows off his leg. Crystal from Ozone Park got Mets stamped on her leg. Jonathan from West Palm Beach with fresh Met ink John from Gravesend Brooklyn rocks the interlocking NY Paul Friedman of Robbinsville wears his Met ink with pride "Lucky" Tekara from Corona Queens Don't Mess with Peter Petardi from Queens Danny Rehl from Apex NC has an amazin' b&w piece John Cropp down in Athens, GA wears a tribute to Old Shea Jake O'Neil is representing for the Mets in Moundsville, WV Jerry Donahoe from Saddle Brook NJ will always believe Darren Meenan from Douglaston Queens is working on a Mets sleeve! Keith "Piggy" Pignetti from New Hyde Park rocks the interlocking NY on his calf Big Jim from Plainsboro NJ sports 2 championship banners Even though eric from Port Richmond is a Phillie Fan I thought this was worthy of the BMF Tattoo Parlor!!! Dylan Weinstein from Morganville, NJ is has some blazing hot Met ink Kaitlyn Wait from Sayreville, NJ sports the traditional NY and skyline Kyle Deleon from Ridgefield, CT Rocks a Running Mr Met Brian from East Northport, LI sports the good ol NY Kevin Garney from China Grove, NC & Hampton Bays, NY pays tribute to the Apple Doug Payne from the BX loves dumping on Yankee fans PART A Doug Payne from BX - PART B Rich Pantano supports the Mets in Traverse City, Michigan Kyle from Albany sports an NY on his pec Check out Gil Lewkowitz (Islandia, NY) and his fresh ink done at Michaelangelo Ink - Artist: Jay Eric Omar Alvarez from Hoboken, NJ sporting Met colors on his calf Check out Ivan Vazquez from Palm Bay, FL, scorching hot Met tattoo Omar Alvarez of Hoboken is a Met fan inside & out! Omar from Hoboken bleeds NY Mets Ricky Brecheen from Cincinnati, Ohio got a life-like Mr Met Chris Sygney from East Islip, NY sports a nicely shaded Mr Met Emily from Williamsport, Pa will forever Believe!
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themetfairy Aug 10 2013 07:17 AM Re: Tattoo You |
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A friend of mine blogged this. I asked her whether I could share it with some friends, and she agreed.
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