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The Jack Heidemann Parody Project

Johnny Dickshot Dec 24 2005 09:57 AM

OK,. See, I had such CAHNfidence I'd win the contest that two rounds before I was gunning to win Jack Heidemann so as to write a parody about him. I even got upset when you guys were riffing on themes. I had a germ of an idea (below). But I didn't win him, and as things turned out, I never got past the first line anyway. So I figured we as a forum can complete my unfinished work. I'll start. You guys fill in, one line at a time, till we're done and see how it works out. THE BALLAD OF JACK HEIDEMANN Little ditty, 'bout Jack Heidemann... Jack: Jack's stats: [url]http://www.baseball-reference.com/h/heideja01.shtml[/url] In the event you don't know the song, here are the original lyrics: [url]http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/32400/John_Mellencamp/Jack_And_Diane[/url]

MFS62 Dec 24 2005 10:18 AM

He's one of the favorites of our buddy, Soupcan.

Edgy DC Dec 24 2005 10:20 AM

Jackie never was a Metly star (I cheated)

ScarletKnight41 Dec 24 2005 10:34 AM

But he road in the bullpen car(t)

Edgy DC Dec 24 2005 10:42 AM

Zvon Dec 24 2005 06:23 PM

Sittin watchin from the bench right beside Michael Vail. (howd he get to ride in the bullpen car?) Not just anyone could ride in that car. .......I could be wrong tho.

ScarletKnight41 Dec 24 2005 07:26 PM

It's what I get for forgetting that Heidemann was a position player (and not checking the link that Dickshot graciously provided).

Johnny Dickshot Dec 28 2005 05:59 PM

This is coming out rather shitty, but let's gather it in: Little ditty, 'bout Jack Heidemann He's one of the favorites of our buddy, Soupcan Jackie never was a Metly star But he road in the bullpen car(t)* Sittin watchin from the bench right beside Michael Vail >>Ignored by Joe Frazier like a peice of junk email (your line here) * -- Let's take suggestions for improving the scansion, spelling, context of this potential money line

Edgy DC Dec 28 2005 07:09 PM

Little ditty, 'bout Jack Heidemann He's one of the favorites of our buddy, Soupcan Jackie never was a Metly star But he road in the bullpen car(t)* Sittin watchin from the bench right beside Michael Vail Ignored by Joe Frazier like some junk spam email >>>Jackie said, "Hey Joe! Dig my seventies sty-hyle!"

Johnny Dickshot Dec 29 2005 03:26 PM

Little ditty, 'bout Jack Heidemann He's one of the favorites of our buddy, Soupcan Jackie never was a Metly star >>>Always found in the same seat at the hotel bar Sittin watchin from the bench right beside Michael Vail Ignored by Joe Frazier like some junk spam email Jackie said, "Hey Joe! Dig my seventies sty-hyle! >>>"Shavin' off my muttonchops would be so juvenile."