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Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bottle

batmagadanleadoff Aug 03 2013 01:31 PM

Ridiculously brawny Mets fan can’t open a water bottle, needs help This fan’s biceps are the size of Matt Harvey’s head, but despite his brawn, he couldn’t generate the force necessary to open a water bottle at Citi Field during the Royals-Mets game. Let’s take a look at his struggle, frame by frame. The standard twist doesn’t work, so he uses his pants to combat the slipperiness. Smart. The bottle still won’t yield. Back to a standard right-hand twist. He switches to the left hand, and hopes nobody’s watching. *Broadcast cuts to actual baseball action for 10 seconds* *Back to the struggle* STILL NOT OPEN. He eventually admits defeat, and hands the bottle off to someone else. Been there, bro. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/08/ridicul ... eeds-help/

Zvon Aug 03 2013 01:36 PM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

lmao. I posted a pic in the IGT but it was so big I pulled it. Keith had some comments and when he was sayin em (regarding how it would be hilarious if he tossed it to a woman and she opened it) I thought :be careful Mex, don't say anything thatll get you in trouble. And that's a shame that political correctness has come so far that I have to be concerned about that.

Ceetar Aug 03 2013 01:36 PM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

[url]http://t.co/glMMN9lovA even the cat is amused.

Edgy MD Aug 03 2013 01:53 PM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

I'd be shocked if this poor guy isn't mocked mercilessly on Deadspin by the end of the day.

batmagadanleadoff Aug 04 2013 11:35 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Watch the video from the SNY broadcast at link below, include mockery from Keith and Gary. http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/extremely ... ng-filmed/ I suppose when you set foot in a baseball stadium you forgo your right to privacy. But holding the camera on a guy and cutting back to him 3 times? There actually ended up being around 30 seconds of on-air programming dedicated to breaking this guys balls, which, based on what we know about the side effects of performance enhancing drugs…you get the point. Remind me never to stand up at a Mets game, ever.

Edgy MD Aug 05 2013 10:42 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Edgy MD wrote: I'd be shocked if this poor guy isn't mocked mercilessly on Deadspin by the end of the day. And... scene.

Mets – Willets Point Aug 05 2013 10:52 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Wet or sweaty hands?

batmagadanleadoff Aug 05 2013 11:13 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Now it's just piling on. http://gothamist.com/2013/08/05/video_m ... open_a.php

Edgy MD Aug 05 2013 11:16 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Oh, man. Somebody invite Muscles to post here.

batmagadanleadoff Aug 06 2013 10:59 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Twist and doubt: Brawny baseball fan can't open water bottle [youtube]ck8nhq7Juak[/youtube]

HahnSolo Aug 06 2013 01:04 PM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

I haven't seen a muscle-head suffer this embarassing a defeat since Van Damme got his ass kicked by Chuck Zito.

batmagadanleadoff Aug 07 2013 11:01 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Edgy MD wrote: Oh, man. Somebody invite Muscles to post here. He's too big for us. Musclebound Met fan in gone viral video appears on TV's Today Show. http://www.sportsgrid.com/media/jacked- ... er-bottle/

Edgy MD Aug 07 2013 11:15 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

If you’re unfamiliar with the story, it will take about two seconds to catch you up: the Mets were playing the Royals over the weekend, so the camera guy needed to find something interesting to film. When will internet technology be developed that allows me to punch people like this?

Ceetar Aug 07 2013 12:25 PM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Edgy MD wrote: If you’re unfamiliar with the story, it will take about two seconds to catch you up: the Mets were playing the Royals over the weekend, so the camera guy needed to find something interesting to film. When will internet technology be developed that allows me to punch people like this? I think the Internet was designed specifically so we're not next to these people when they say stupid things. Saves on assault charges.

Mets – Willets Point Aug 07 2013 12:28 PM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Except that it allows people to say stupider things than they would ever say in the presence of other people.

Edgy MD Aug 07 2013 12:39 PM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Stupider, meaner, more indecent, more inflammatory/incendiary, less credible/verifiable, yet with more authority.

Mets – Willets Point Aug 12 2013 07:55 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Water bottle guy speaks! I think Keith should take him up on the charity event.

Ceetar Aug 12 2013 07:58 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

Mets – Willets Point wrote: Water bottle guy speaks! I think Keith should take him up on the charity event. yeah, interesting. He says he's a "New York fan" which means he's one of the "I'll give the Mets money if they're fun" fans that help sustain large revenue streams and steal attention away from the Yankees.

Edgy MD Aug 12 2013 08:01 AM Re: Mets Fan With Street Fighting Man Muscles Can't Open Bot

The camera just decided to be on me because the game was boring. Ummm... it doesn't really work that way, Muscles.