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Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

seawolf17
Nov 22 2013 12:34 PM

????

http://sports.nationalpost.com/2013/11/ ... n-the-car/

Lefty Specialist
Nov 22 2013 01:04 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

The most rational thing Canseco's ever done. I mean, nobody wants goat poop in their car, amirite?

But seriously, this guy's a complete screwup and he STILL gets models for girlfriends? Where did I go wrong? Should I be a goat herder?

Edgy MD
Nov 22 2013 01:47 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

A roided up millionaire goat herder, maybe.

But I have no doubt that models are no automatic prize.

themetfairy
Nov 22 2013 01:55 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

Not just goats. Fainting goats!

Lefty Specialist
Nov 22 2013 02:23 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

Well, if I had Leila in the passenger seat, I wouldn't care if they were FARTING goats.

Edgy MD
Nov 22 2013 02:51 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

Hmmm.... sexy model in the passenger seat, plus farting goats in the back vs. no model, no goats.

Hmmm.... HMMMM....

I just... can't see how things are going to work out well between me and the model.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Nov 22 2013 04:36 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

I saw the thread title, and had no choice but to click on it, thinking there was some word play or something.

I didn't even consider that it was truly about Jose Canseco and his diapered goat.

Fantastic.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Nov 22 2013 04:46 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

Edgy MD wrote:
Hmmm.... sexy model in the passenger seat, plus farting goats in the back


So, he's a member of the "Dirty"/Dirty club?

Frayed Knot
Nov 22 2013 05:58 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

Driving down the road with a diaper wearing goat in the backseat. Or, as Jose Canseco calls it, Tuesday.

Mets – Willets Point
Nov 24 2013 11:56 AM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

"Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers" will be a great name for my new band.

MFS62
Nov 24 2013 01:13 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

Hey!
Have you ever seen goat droppings?
I have.
And that's why I put diapers on all my goats.

Later

metirish
Nov 24 2013 06:23 PM
Re: Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

There is no limit to Jose's nuttiness.

You couldn't make this up.