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Smell Like Jeter

bmfc1 Dec 30 2013 06:59 AM

From the January Avon catalogue: The text reads: "Superstar athlete and role model for our generation."

MFS62 Dec 30 2013 07:21 AM Re: Smell Like Jeter

Any particular part of Jeter? Later

Carnac the Metnificent Dec 30 2013 07:25 AM Re: Smell Like Jeter

A: Smell like Jeter Q: What do those abandoned sweat socks in the back of your garage do during mold season?

Mets Guy in Michigan Dec 30 2013 11:55 AM Re: Smell Like Jeter

"Role model for our generation?"

d'Kong76 Dec 30 2013 11:56 AM Re: Smell Like Jeter

Jeter whores himself to the Avon Ladies, details at 11. Stevie must be awash with excitement! :^)

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 30 2013 01:47 PM Re: Smell Like Jeter

metsguyinmichigan wrote: "Role model for our generation?" Sure. "Generation," in this case, being short for "genetic proliferation."

Fman99 Dec 30 2013 01:58 PM Re: Smell Like Jeter

Unfortunately it can only be applied while falling/lunging backwards into your bathtub and simultaneously trying to throw the bottle out your bathroom window.

Ashie62 Dec 30 2013 05:44 PM Re: Smell Like Jeter

Better not be morning Cedarwood..

Lefty Specialist Dec 30 2013 07:42 PM Re: Smell Like Jeter

I hear Ruben Tejada's coming out with one that smells like Naugahyde and Bench Pine.

cooby Dec 30 2013 08:05 PM Re: Smell Like Jeter

They've had Jeter cologne for years.