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Round One, Game One (2013-14 CPKC) TMonk over Zvon

Traded for Myself/Harry Chiti/Billy Idol; Dancing with Myself

21 votes

Ike Advice/Ike Davis/Edelweiss; The Sound of Music

5 votes

batmagadanleadoff Jan 15 2014 03:48 PM Edited 9 time(s), most recently on Jan 19 2014 01:07 AM

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batmagadanleadoff Jan 15 2014 03:50 PM Re: Round One, Game One

Title: Traded For Myself Subject: Harry Chiti Never played in Ohio, no Nor down in Baltimore, you know But the Mets' selection Was the rarest defection I was traded for myself Well, I know it don't seem right Take it up with Mr. Weiss Cause before too long I went back to Cleveland I was traded for myself Oh traded for myself Oh traded for myself They did nothing but lose But I'm back on the move I was traded for myself New York City is a pearl But my time there was a whirl The expansion guys Only said good-bye Left me traded for myself So you think it was a blink? The whole transaction took six weeks Guess I had my chance I only got a glance Then I was traded for myself Oh traded for myself Oh traded for myself They did nothing but lose So I'm back on the move I was traded for myself I saw every ball they hurled I caught knuckleballs that twirled The expansion guys Only passed me by Left me traded for myself So you think it was a blink? The whole transaction took six weeks Guess I had my chance I only got a glance Then I was traded for myself Oh traded for myself Oh traded for myself Guess I had my chance I only got a glance Guess I had my chance I only got a glance Guess I had my chance I only got a glance Oh, I just offset My own debt My own debt Debt, debt, debt, debt Debt, debt, debt, debt Debt, debt, debt, debt Debt, debt, debt, debt Debt, debt owwww! Traded for myself Traded for myself Traded for myself Traded for myself Parody of Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself" [youtube:l8cfpqks]FG1NrQYXjLU[/youtube:l8cfpqks]

batmagadanleadoff Jan 15 2014 03:52 PM Re: Round One, Game One

Real version: Edelweiss From The Sound Of Music (Sung by the Captain) _______________________ Edelweiss, Edelweiss Every morning you greet me Small and white, clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Edelweiss, Edelweiss Bless my homeland forever Small and white, clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Edelweiss, Edelweiss Bless my homeland forever Times 2 ____________________________________________________ CPF Version: Ike Advice __________________________ Ike advice, Ike advice Everyone has some for you Curve balls wide, low, inside It's a hole in your swing And this hole seems to bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Ike advice, Ike advice Please get your shit together Curve balls wide, low, inside It's a hole in your swing And this hole seems to bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Ike advice, Ike advice Please get your shit together Times 2 ________________________________ The song: [youtube]7l8t85khtIw[/youtube]

themetfairy Jan 15 2014 04:02 PM Re: Round One, Game One

A matchup worth waiting for! I voted for Traded For Myself; it was an ambitious effort that paid dividends.

A Boy Named Seo Jan 15 2014 04:05 PM Re: Round One, Game One

"Ike advice, Ike advice...Please get your shit together" is wonderful and I'd love to hear those exact people from the movie sing this exact parody. That said, I gotta go with Chiti. That shit was brilliant.

Edgy MD Jan 15 2014 04:07 PM Re: Round One, Game One

Yeah, we need to graduate to actual performances.

metsmarathon Jan 15 2014 04:09 PM Re: Round One, Game One

i think maybe that should be the cost of losing a round. you cranepool-karaoke your own loser-tune.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 15 2014 04:13 PM Re: Round One, Game One

Outstanding with the Billy Idol. Debt!

Fman99 Jan 15 2014 05:23 PM Re: Round One, Game One

I voted for the "Sound of Music" parody. Because it's fruity.

d'Kong76 Jan 15 2014 07:01 PM Re: Round One, Game One

Ike Advice is a lovely song ... went with Chiti though

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 16 2014 12:09 AM Re: Round One, Game One

Same here. Chiti. Is it weird that I had-- and strongly considered-- the exact same idea?

G-Fafif Jan 16 2014 03:22 AM Re: Round One, Game One

Nothing here didn't make me laugh Metsishly. Two rounds of applause.

batmagadanleadoff Jan 17 2014 04:03 PM Re: Round One, Game One (2013-14 CPKC)

Congratulations to the as yet unidentified author of this thread's Traded for Myself, the first contestant to officially advance to the CPKC quarterfinals by winning a contested match-up.

Edgy MD Jan 17 2014 04:14 PM Re: Round One, Game One (2013-14 CPKC)

Congratulations to Anonymous. This is his or her best work since The Epic of Gilgamesh.

themetfairy Jan 17 2014 04:59 PM Re: Round One, Game One (2013-14 CPKC)

Now that the round is over, can we learn who the contestants are?