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Round One, Game Two (2013-14 CPKC) sharpie over irish

Fairytale of Lenny Dykstra/Lenny Dykstra/The Pogues featuring Kristy MacColl; Fairytale of New York

19 votes

Jeffrey/Jeff Wilpon/Pearl Jam; Jeremy

5 votes

batmagadanleadoff Jan 15 2014 06:23 PM Edited 8 time(s), most recently on Jan 19 2014 01:06 AM

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batmagadanleadoff Jan 15 2014 06:29 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

FAIRYTALE OF LENNY DYKSTRA Setting: Victorville Federal Correctional Complex, April 1, 2013 Well, it’s Opening Day, Len In the jailhouse I think it’s safe to say: won’t be there for this one And when they sing that song The one called “Meet the Mets” I’ll turn my face away and dream about you You were a pesky one They called you Nails and Dude I’ve got a feeling You ‘roided from the start So, scrappy cellmate It’s time for lockdown I can see a better time When we get sprung from here. I drove cars big as bars Got paid millions in gold And Ponzi’d a scheme up For when I got old When I first was brought up on a cold day in May I knew that I’d be a big star out at Shea I was handsome You were gritty King of New York City Walk-off in playoffs and they’re screaming for more Strawberry was swinging Hernandez was drinking We knew that this meant there’d be pennants galore And the fans of the M-E-T-S piled out near Flushing Bay And the bells were ringing out at Dear Old Shea   Eighty-nine the Mets stunk McIlvaine’s in a funk He traded you with McDowell for Juan Sam-u-el That scumbag that faggot that cheap lousy maggot McIlvaine had no class, just as soon kick his ass And the fans of the M-E-T-S fired shots near Flushing Bay And the knives were coming out at Dear Old Shea You could have played clean, Len… Well so could anyone They all remember me ‘Cause I’m a hustler You drank and smashed a car You ripped off all your friends But on the Mets you shone We hate Samuel still And the fans of the M-E-T-S admire Lenny to this day As the wrecking ball has come to Dear Old Shea [youtube]HwHyuraau4Q[/youtube]

batmagadanleadoff Jan 15 2014 06:30 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

Jeffrey - based on jeremy from Pearl Jam At Shea in 86, Hanging out with Mookie And Greg Pavlick With him on top Fred Wilpon’s son Raised in Greenwich With swimming pools and privilege Freddie didn’t give attention To the fact that young Jeffrey Was a wicked dick----head Jeffrey took batting practice today Jeffrey took batting practice today Rodger McDowell remembers spitting On the boy Seemed a harmless little fuck Gary Carter and Barry Lyons Shagged flies with the booooooooy Jeffrey took batting practice today Jeffrey took batting practice today He would never forget The first time he saw Keith Doing coke in the bathrooooooom His jaw dropped Hit Keith with a surprise left Freddie didn’t give attention To the fact that young Jeffrey Was a wicked dick----head Jeffrey took batting practice today Jeffrey took batting practice today Fred tries to forget this Tries to erase this King Jeffrey the wicked dick---------head [youtube:3lu4k74e]AUZ6T4msPT4[/youtube:3lu4k74e]

themetfairy Jan 15 2014 06:46 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

Both great parodies. I went with the Fairytale of Lenny Dykstra because I found it poignant.

metsmarathon Jan 15 2014 06:52 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

i can't get the "jeffery took batting practice today" line to work for me. what am i doing wrong?

d'Kong76 Jan 15 2014 07:03 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

Went with Fairytale, nicely done!!

Vic Sage Jan 15 2014 07:04 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

i voted for Batmags.

seawolf17 Jan 15 2014 07:19 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

metsmarathon wrote: i can't get the "jeffery took batting practice today" line to work for me. what am i doing wrong? If you smush "batting" into one syllable, church-hymn style? I'm singing it: Jeremy spoke in cla- a- a- ss today Jeffery to- ok batt'ng practice today

smg58 Jan 15 2014 08:30 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

I was thinking "Jeromy sucked at Shea today," but that's an entirely different subject.

TransMonk Jan 15 2014 09:21 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

Went with Dykstra. Good stuff.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 15 2014 09:32 PM Re: Round One, Game Two

Dykstra beating on Ike like he owes him money.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 16 2014 12:12 AM Re: Round One, Game Two

Nail-ed it.

Zvon Jan 16 2014 01:29 AM Re: Round One, Game Two

seawolf17 wrote: i can't get the "jeffery took batting practice today" line to work for me. what am i doing wrong? If you smush "batting" into one syllable, church-hymn style? I'm singing it: Jeremy spoke in cla- a- a- ss today Jeffery to- ok batt'ng practice today I thought going with 3 syllables on Jeff-er-y was key. Many people pronounce the name as Jeff-ree.

Fman99 Jan 16 2014 01:39 AM Re: Round One, Game Two

Pity vote for Pearl Jam.

G-Fafif Jan 16 2014 03:21 AM Re: Round One, Game Two

These contests remind me how much talent resides in the Pool. Nice jobs, plural.

Zvon Jan 18 2014 04:29 AM Re: Round One, Game Two (2013-14 CPKC) *POLL ENDED*

One draw back of the anonymous business is we don't know how to congratulate the winner. This could work tho: CONGRATULATIONS WINNER! I suppose naming names will create a process of elimination.