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Round One, Game Five (2013-14 CPKC) Lefty over Ceetar

The Broke Song/Wilpons/Bruno Mars: The Lazy Song

5 votes

Don't You Want Ike Davis?/Ike Davis/The Human League: Don't You Want Me

14 votes

batmagadanleadoff Jan 16 2014 04:10 PM Edited 4 time(s), most recently on Jan 19 2014 01:08 AM

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batmagadanleadoff Jan 16 2014 04:11 PM Re: Round One, Game Five (2013-14 CPKC)

Jeff Wilpon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0 [youtube:3d92rmqc]fLexgOxsZu0[/youtube:3d92rmqc] "The Broke Song" This year I don't feel like signing anyone I just wanna save all my cash Don't feel like picking up my phone Unless it's about a loan 'Cause this year I swear I'm not signing anyone. Uh! I'm gonna sit in my box And glare at the fans Raise the ticket prices, get rid of the Shake Shack Nobody's gonna tell me I can't I'll be lounging on my yacht, Just countin' all my dough Click to SNY, so I can brag to all my friends 'Cause in my Citi I'm the freaking man Oh, yes I said it I said it I said it 'cause I can This year I don't feel like signing anyone I just wanna save all my cash Don't feel like picking up my phone Unless it's about a loan 'Cause this year I swear I'm not signing anyone. No one at all! Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh No one at all Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh Tomorrow I'll wake up, sign some veterans Ink a really nice pitcher, Make a run at Cy Young And he's gonna scream out: 'I'm the Man!' (Oh my God, I'm the man!) Yeah I might get lucky, win a World Series ring I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait Haha Oh, yes I said it I said it I said it 'cause I can This year I don't feel like signing anyone I just wanna save all my cash Don't feel like picking up my phone Unless it's about a loan 'Cause this year I swear I'm not signing anyone. No, we ain't gonna win this year 'Cause I ain't signing anyone No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We’ll just lose with what we’ve got And let the prospects play Lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose Ooh This year I don't feel like signing anyone I just wanna save all my cash Don't feel like picking up my phone Unless it's about a loan 'Cause this year I swear I'm not signing anyone. No one at all Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh No one at all Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh No one at all

batmagadanleadoff Jan 16 2014 04:14 PM Re: Round One, Game Five (2013-14 CPKC)

"Don't You Want Ike Davis?" (Based on 'Don't You Want Me Baby' by the Human League) You were chasing for a pop-up in Citi Field When he hit you He knocked you down, he shook you up And turned you around Turned you into doggie doo Now three years later on you've got the fans on your butt Success has been elusive for you But don't forget the bat that put you where you are now ‘Cuz we seem to be stuck with you. Don't. Don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that you can’t trade me Don't. Don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me It's much too hard to jive When you bat just two-oh-five You'd better hit a lick or we will both be sorry Don't you want Ike Davis? Don't you want him? Ohhhh! Don't you want Ike Davis? Don't you want him? Ohhhh! I was chasing for a pop-up in Citi Field That much is true But even then I knew they called the medical team Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp, Part Two The Valley Fever year had been such good times I still crap blue But now I think it's time I had first base on my own Not share it with old Lucas Du Don't. Don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that you can’t trade me Don't. Don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me It's much too late to chance When you say ‘you've changed your stance’ You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry Don't you want Ike Davis? Don't you want him? Ohhhh! Don't you want Ike Davis? Don't you want him? Ohhhh! [REPEAT x3] Creepy '80's reference video: [youtube]gpbOkyuyADU[/youtube]

d'Kong76 Jan 16 2014 04:27 PM Re: Round One, Game Five (2013-14 CPKC)

Couldn't get all the way through the six-monkey video. Don't you want Ike Davis?

themetfairy Jan 16 2014 04:30 PM Re: Round One, Game Five (2013-14 CPKC)

Again, kudos to both submissions! The Jeff Wilpon/Bruno Mars fit worked a little better for me, but I loved both of them.