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Round One, Game Seven (2013-14 CPKC) LWFS over Fman

Untitled/Ike Davis/Robin Thicke featuring T.I. & Pharrell Williams: Blurred Lines

16 votes

Untitled/Harry Chiti/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Soundtrack: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

4 votes

batmagadanleadoff Jan 16 2014 06:55 PM Edited 4 time(s), most recently on Jan 19 2014 01:09 AM

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batmagadanleadoff Jan 16 2014 06:57 PM Re: Round One, Game Seven (2013-14 CPKC)

[youtube]yyDUC1LUXSU[/youtube] How do I Start Me Up... [Sigh] Okay, 'kay, 'kay Okay, 'kay, 'kay Calm down, it's May If I can't see what I'm trying to hit Then I can't hit, ergo I ain't worth shit Maybe I'll squint real hard Maybe open 'em wide Maybe I'll blink like a ne-e-on sign Ok, now that was close He tried to jam and shame you But you're a power guy Extend, it's in your nature Just load and step and rip, you Don't let the shoulder dip, you Shit, strike, and now it's 1-2 Just know I'm gonna take a Good pitch You know I want one He knows I want one Lord knows I want one Just one good pitch Can't let it get past me No matter how fast-y Lest Duda get past me I hate these blurred zones Stop overthinking And all the blinking Quit Jager drinking Wait, that was GOOD, blue? That's off the corner That's on the corner? THAT's on the corner? What happened here, Bambino? Make more wind than El Nino I hope you like casinos You're desert-bound, you bitch, if you chase You used to slug, me; now you just shrug, me I need a hug, me Hey! Baby, I had some hype Just shy of Straw or Seaver Now I can't even CATCH But I'll catch Valley Fever Please God, help with my slumping Flailing and jumping Satin's in Vegas, thumping Oh, God, can't miss another Good pitch I know it's coming Down Broadway humming My Swing-Now Sense is thrumming Good pitch Can't let it get past me His slider's nasty Janet Jackson nasty And now these blurred zones I know what balls are But now these calls are chafing MY balls, arggh You've BEEN a good ump And now you call THAT? I couldn't hit that With a five-foot bat One side, the Duda's here Lemme say, your swing looks cool from here Never mind the jeers, have those beers And settle right down into your worst fear Swing over, swing under, or swing through I'll be waiting, 'cause waiting's what I do Panini-pressin', you can't act casual? I'll be waiting graveside at your funeral In a hundred years not dare would I Jump too fast at a chance that offends my eye No hurrying guy, I'm too chill for that Resting pulse of a sluggish bass like that So I'm just watching and waitin' No matter what they're giving, I'm takin' Sandy likes my down-to-first limpin' So the Duda Bides, and does some Boo Radley pimpin' Forget the ump Breathe in, breathe out Remember who you've been, what you've been Keep your fanny in Hey! Ok, that's off the black Tried to reverse-backdoor you Now here comes 2-seam cheese Shit, no, it's 10-to-4, you Keep motherfuggin' guessing You don't need the pressing The two-strike doggy-messing And that's why I can't miss a Good pitch I'm gonna deck 'er An upper-decker Or toilet-wrecker Here's a good pitch Come on, let's do 'er Ignore the booers Get off your poo'er Fug these blurred zones Let the pitcher nibble No time for quibble Let's whack a triple You're a good Ike Let's shoot the moon now And stop the swoon now Oh, Christ, it's June now Let's start-a me up Let's start-a me up Fuckshit now I'm up Hey, Hey, Hey Hey, Hey, Hey Hey, Hey, Hey

batmagadanleadoff Jan 16 2014 07:00 PM Re: Round One, Game Seven (2013-14 CPKC)

Chiti Chiti Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang. Chiti Chiti Bang Bang. Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Oh you shitty Chiti Bang Bang, Chiti Chiti Bang Bang We love you. And, in Chicago and KC and Detroit too Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang What we'll do. Trade for you from Cleveland and then send your interstate ass back again. Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Our knuckler catching friend. Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Our knuckler catching friend. Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Oh you shitty Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang We love you. And, in Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang What we'll do. Sucking a big fat tuna in '62 Brought you in but you won't do. Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Our fastball missing friend. Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Our no hit no catch friend. Your bat's a limp noodle like your meat. Your glove is like a toilet seat. You'll turn everybody's head today. We'll glide down to the NL cellar With Chiti driving us and the other fellers The envy of none we survey. Oh Chiti You Chiti Shitty Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang We love you. And Chiti, in Chiti Shitty Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang what we'll do. Near Chiti, far Chiti, in '62 You won't have a single RBI. Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang There must be Chiti in your eye. Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Our no homer hitting shitty hitting friend.....(hold) Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Chiti Chiti Bang Bang Fine fastball missing Chiti Chiti friend. [youtube:2z2emv20]-P2jiRPlq2U[/youtube:2z2emv20]

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 16 2014 07:05 PM Re: Round One, Game Seven (2013-14 CPKC)

Wow. That's finals-level Ike material. Hope whoever wrote that has something let for the next round.

Benjamin Grimm Jan 16 2014 07:18 PM Re: Round One, Game Seven (2013-14 CPKC)

I find that I have to fight the instinct to read all of these entries to the tune of Cat's in the Cradle. I also think that by the time we're done, we'll have enough material to put on a rock opera about Ike Davis.

d'Kong76 Jan 16 2014 07:29 PM Re: Round One, Game Seven (2013-14 CPKC)

Voted for our fine-four-fendered friend because I flirted with making that work and came up lame. Nice job.

themetfairy Jan 16 2014 07:30 PM Re: Round One, Game Seven (2013-14 CPKC)

I will admit to being prejudiced against Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, because I heard the song way to often as a kid. But prejudices aside, Blurred Zones is just brilliant! I know what balls are But now these calls are chafing MY balls, arggh Awesome!

d'Kong76 Jan 16 2014 07:41 PM Re: Round One, Game Seven (2013-14 CPKC)

themetfairy wrote: I will admit to being prejudiced against Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Song selection and genre has long been a factor in this fine long-running CPF tradition.

A Boy Named Seo Jan 17 2014 04:22 PM Re: Round One, Game Seven (2013-14 CPKC)

That Ike parody was Janet Jackson nasty!