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Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC) Edgy over Seo

Traded for Myself/Harry Chiti/Billy Idol: Dancing with Myself

15 votes

Wilpon in Time/Wilpons/Guns N' Roses: Sweet Child o' Mine

6 votes

batmagadanleadoff Jan 16 2014 08:53 PM Edited 4 time(s), most recently on Jan 19 2014 01:09 AM

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batmagadanleadoff Jan 16 2014 08:55 PM Re: Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC)

Traded for Myself When your name is Harry Chiti It rings a bell in New York City With my catching equipment And my baseball bat shipment I was a traded for myself I was a P-T-B-N-L-el Which is a special kind of Hell-el Well I wait so long To hear the compensation But I was traded for myself Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Oh-oh! Traded for myself! When there’s no one they want Who could pitch, hit, or bunt I was traded for myself! In ’fifty three and ‘fifty four-our Well I fought the Korean War-ar But it’s not so upsetting As the bullshit of getting T-t-traded for myself So let's get drunk on the plane 'Cause it'll ease my mental strain Went from Weiss back to Stengel Wondering which I should strangle ‘Cause I got traded for myself Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Oh-oh! Traded for myself! When there’s no decent Met For the Indians to get I'm-a traded for myself! If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl Ask “For whom are you playing?” What should I be saying? I was traded for myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause they’re free on the plane, I think Given half a chance I'd mess my underpants ‘Cause I’ve been traded for myself Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Given half a chance I'd mess my underpants! Given half a chance I'd mess my underpants! Given half a chance I'd mess my underPANTS!! [Scat] Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Oh-oh! Traded for myself! I sat behind Chris Canizzaro Who was no one’s type of hero When I said my goodbyes He had six RBIs! But I was traded for myself So they prefer Joe Pignatano Though his glove has turned to guano They know Ginsberg’s a failure So were Choo-Choo and Taylor But I was traded for myself Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Well there's no other Met For the Indians to get I was traded for myself! Oh-oh! Traded for myself! Oh-oh! Traded for myself! If I had the chance Given half a chance I'd mess my underpants Given half a chance I'd mess my underpants Given half a chance I'd mess my underpants!!! (OH-OHs to fade) [youtube]FG1NrQYXjLU[/youtube]

batmagadanleadoff Jan 16 2014 08:58 PM Re: Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC)

Wilpon in Time / Jeff & Fred Wilpon / Guns 'N Roses / Sweet Child O' Mine He's got a smile that screamed to me... Mild autism or brain injury But every screen Said a normal and healthy guy Now and then when I see his face... Savant staring blank, to outer space And I wonder if it's wrong... I made the COO my child Whoa, Wilpon in time Whoaaaa, Wilpon in time Jeff's a guy, if he really tries... Can move through different planes He travels time more than McFly... From the Beatles to JFK He dares to zoom off to a different place... With an intellect that belies He makes me wonder, if he ran the team... Would be the Mets demise Whoa, Wilpon in time Whoaaaa, Wilpon in time Where did he go Where did he go now Where did he go Wilpon in Time [youtube:1n1fq1x8]1w7OgIMMRc4[/youtube:1n1fq1x8]

Mets Willets Point Jan 16 2014 09:00 PM Re: Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC)

"It's like déjà vu all over again."

themetfairy Jan 16 2014 09:02 PM Re: Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC)

I like the other version of Traded For Myself better, but I like this one better than the Wilpon parody. And thank goodness we'll be seeing some different topics in Round 2!

d'Kong76 Jan 16 2014 09:06 PM Re: Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC)

I haven't voted yet, both good ... ...but, 'He travels time more than McFly' made me laugh.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 17 2014 12:08 AM Re: Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC)

This is not my favorite Chiti. I'm not sure I follow the "in time" angle on the second. Could someone clarify?

Edgy MD Jan 17 2014 12:15 AM Re: Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC)

I didn't either. Just now I'm realizing that it's a reference to the "Jeff Wilpon in History Thread."

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 17 2014 01:25 AM Re: Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC)

If that's what it is, well... it's an original take. But it's tough to make a joke out of another joke.

Ashie62 Jan 17 2014 01:55 AM Re: Round One, Game Eight (2013-14 CPKC)

Mild autism or brain injury lol