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Round Two, Game 10 (2013-14 CPKC) Edgy over JCL

If You See Me Hungry/Mickey Lolich/Rod Stewart: Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

7 votes

I Don't Wanna Go to Buff'lo/Oliver Perez/Elvis Costello and The Attractions: (I Don't Want to Go) Chelsea

15 votes

batmagadanleadoff Jan 30 2014 06:34 PM Edited 6 time(s), most recently on Feb 03 2014 04:49 AM

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batmagadanleadoff Jan 30 2014 06:35 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

If You See Me Hungry Sugar, sugar... He sits alone munching on concessions Must be the fattest guy in his profession His lips are big, his mouth is always chewing Another donut is exactly what’s he craving If you see me hungry and you have a Pepsi Come on, sugar, let me go If you really need me, just reach out and feed me Come on, Metsies, give me more, oooh He was a Tiger, but looking to retire When a trade offer came over on the wire Now hold on a minute before I go to New York Give me a Snickers, a Slurpee and a new fork I want McDonald’s in my high rise apartment And a new uniform cut from a circus tent If you see me hungry and you have a Pepsi Come on, sugar, let me go If you have linguini, just give some to Mickey Come on, Metsies, give me more His gut’s bursting like a drum 'Cause he ate bacon ice cream scones Snack cakes are in his personal strike zone He wakes at dawn gets breakfast at the IHoP On the way to Shea clears the meat case from the Stop & Shop Over in the dugout, Joe Frazier is complaining About his lefty, and all the weight he’s gaining He says, "I sorry, Mick I ate your tub of toffee Did you have to turn your locker into a charcuterie?” If you see me hungry and you have a Pepsi Come on, Frazier, let me go If you’re at the ballpark, pick me up some Shake Shack Come on, Metsies, give me more If you really feed me, just give me mo’… [youtube:2f01b4e1]Hphwfq1wLJs[/youtube:2f01b4e1]

batmagadanleadoff Jan 30 2014 06:35 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

I Don't Wanna Go to Buff'lo Photographs and playoff tix Of glory days back in oh-six Short a starter, they were in a fix "Come see what Ollie P. inflicts!" I plowed through the Cardinals and I shamed LaRussa Eatin' up his lineup like a cheap pupusa Now it's five years gone and all that is through, Suh' They call me to the office, but I must say "Tough, yo" I don't want to go to Buff'lo [list]OH, NO! I've lost my slider! I don't want to throw to Schneider! I don't want to hit the minors! Downing meals in greasy diners! I don't want to go to Buff'lo![/list:u] Everybody hates Fred Wilpon Fortune's changed and all good will gone Now we've all moved out of Shea We've forgotten how to play (Four-bar synth riff) Fans come screaming about Madoff swindles And they're turnin' on me as my effectiveness dwindles "WE-HATE-YOU-SEE-YOU-LATER-GET-LOST-SEEN-ENOUGH-GO!" I don't want to go to Buff'lo [list]OH NO! I pitch so slowly! I don't want to throw to Thole! I don't want to see lake Erie! Don't want see Niagra near me! I don't want to go to Buff'lo[/list:u] I've run through all my bag of tricks Fastball peaks at sixty-six Warthen's plans don't work like Rick's In the doghouse, fleas and ticks Think about Zambrano and I start to panic They hate you when you suck and your name's Hispanic The ship of fate I'm on has the name "Titanic" The radar on my fastball now is readin' "Charlie-Hough-slow" I don't want to go to Buff'lo [list]Oh shit! Like Bill's alpacas! Don't wanna throw to Rod Barajas! Meeting me ain't what soldiers need! I ain't goin' to Walter Reed! I don't want to go to Buff'lo![/list:u] [youtube]es9rPv9YPlY[/youtube]

d'Kong76 Jan 30 2014 06:45 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC) Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 30 2014 08:05 PM

Shuffled my vote off to Buff'lo ... super!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 30 2014 06:52 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

I like fat jokes. I love the working-in of "charcuterie." But up against "LaRussa/pupusa" and those choruses, virtually anything pales in comparison.

themetfairy Jan 30 2014 07:02 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

I just finished the Rod Stewart autobiography (based on CPF recommendations), which swayed me towards the Lolich parody.

Edgy MD Jan 30 2014 07:13 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

These are two hard matchups.

batmagadanleadoff Jan 30 2014 07:15 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I like fat jokes. I love the working-in of "charcuterie." But up against "LaRussa/pupusa" and those choruses, virtually anything pales in comparison. I didn't even know what a pupusa was. I hadda look it up. I figgered it was some wormy larvae like thing.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 30 2014 07:28 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

Meeting me ain't what soldiers need! I ain't goin' to Walter Reed! brill

MFS62 Jan 30 2014 08:02 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

Both good, but pairing linguini and Mickey did it for me. Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 30 2014 08:08 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

Insofar as they don't quite rhyme? batmagadanleadoff wrote: I didn't even know what a pupusa was. I hadda look it up. I figgered it was some wormy larvae like thing. As a fella with Salvadoran in-laws, lemme tell you: you oughta go have one. They're great.

batmagadanleadoff Jan 30 2014 08:14 PM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Insofar as they don't quite rhyme? I didn't even know what a pupusa was. I hadda look it up. I figgered it was some wormy larvae like thing. As a fella with Salvadoran in-laws, lemme tell you: you oughta go have one. They're great. Okay. And now that I know that a pupusa is for eating, I'm wondering if it shoulda been in the Lolich parody.

Edgy MD Jan 31 2014 02:46 AM Re: Round Two, Game Ten (2013-14 CPKC)

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Insofar as they don't quite rhyme? I didn't even know what a pupusa was. I hadda look it up. I figgered it was some wormy larvae like thing. As a fella with Salvadoran in-laws, lemme tell you: you oughta go have one. They're great. Having a pupusa connection in your life is a blessed thing.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 02 2014 05:06 AM Re: Round Two, Game 10 (2013-14 CPKC) *POLL ENDED*

Congrats to Edgy (or maybe Sharpie?) I voted for you.

Edgy MD Feb 02 2014 12:09 PM Re: Round Two, Game 10 (2013-14 CPKC) Edgy over JCL

Holy crap. A worthy competition, but I could have sworn yours was the Tanana one. I was sending fixes for this song to Magadan past the deadline. To his credit he didn't allow the last one or two which hurt my cahnfidence. "Give me a Snickers, a Slurpee and a new fork" was the chilling line that told me I was up against a heavyweight. In fact, I think I'm going to head out to 7-Eleven and celebrate with exactly that.

batmagadanleadoff Feb 05 2014 06:19 AM Re: Round Two, Game 10 (2013-14 CPKC) Edgy over JCL

Edgy MD wrote: I was sending fixes for this song to Magadan past the deadline. To his credit he didn't allow the last one or two which hurt my cahnfidence. I don't remember this.

Edgy MD Feb 05 2014 01:30 PM Re: Round Two, Game 10 (2013-14 CPKC) Edgy over JCL

Note, for instance, my mis-spelling of "Niagra."