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Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC) LWFS over Kong

Getting Out/Jon Matlack/Billy Joel: Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

8 votes

Untitled/Mickey Lolich/Dusty Springfield: Son of a Preacher Man

12 votes

batmagadanleadoff Jan 31 2014 04:28 AM Edited 3 time(s), most recently on Feb 03 2014 04:49 AM

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batmagadanleadoff Jan 31 2014 04:29 AM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

[youtube]pcBUwUCcGOE[/youtube] Getting Out His middle name is most oddly Trumpbour Goin' to Series soon someday Manager Yogi has Mets knockin' on door He said, "Sonny, you have third slot duty" Oh but you know this song is about Jon Mat lack lack lack lack lack lack You oughta know by now, you oughta know by now A parody song about Matlack Yes that's all you get for your money And it sure was such a great time And that's what it's all about Batter, if you're getting up then you'rrrrre gettin' out Rookie o'year before seventy-three Right before Mets are a contender He pitched aft Seaver and Kooz down on one two six street Across from the car chopping centers And yes this parody is about one Jon Mat lack lack lack lack lack lack You oughta know by now, you oughta know by Watch the caught drives And the broken bats And watch when he throws them the benders And it sure was such a great time And that's what it's all about Batter, if you're getting up then you'rrrrre gettin' out You should never argue with a crazy mind mind mind mind mind mind You oughta know by now You can thank Jon for the great times Yes that's all you get for your money And it sure was such a great time And that's what it's all about Good luck getting up 'cause you'rrrrre gettin' out You'rrrrre gettin' out

batmagadanleadoff Jan 31 2014 04:30 AM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

[youtube]dp4339EbVn8[/youtube] '68 was a Classic one And even that was just prelude to '71 Even in down years, was the prince of Motown Lost count of all the hitters that I'd mowed down Never'd guess I'd be forced to blow town But then, a phone call, and now I Am sent out quicker than flash-fry The only thing I'm anticipatin' Mmm, is some of that pizza, man Those New York fans have a rep for hating But they do have that pizza, man Ooh, that crust, a must, I've heard the buzz Gettin' traded will kick your ass, yes You feel like a piece of meat THEN you have a start slower than molasses And they roast you like a rubbed-up spit-pig Doesn't help that I'm a little zaftig Borderline Nimitz-class big The only thing that could ever calm I Is another hot pizza, man Zisk or Matthews would ding my dong, I Ring a ling for some pizza, man In a pinch, I won't mince... I'll take a blintz Oh, Lord, here comes September Though I'm not named "Gordon" I get called "Gordo" by Millan Trying to get by with fak'ry and more rolls than a bakery Now Christenson's tagging me for homers? Lord, deliver me glutinous food comas The only thing that can let the sun in Is just another pizza, man As long as I can walk, not run in I'll order another pizza, man (Extra cheese, if you please, that would appease) The only thing that I'm still enjoying Here? It's sweet-onion-meatball on pizza, man It keeps me buoyant and keeps me buoyant God bless you, Mr. Rose-Cheeked Pizza Man The only thing that can block "GET FIT!" out Is a sweet-sausage, green-pepper pizza, man If its magic wears off, maybe I'll sit out Get on my Harley, and peace out, man Thanks be I left the fam in Detroit There's nothing out here but pizza, man...

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 31 2014 04:46 AM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

Pizzaman. LOLOLLLOLLOOOLLLLLoL

smg58 Jan 31 2014 12:19 PM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

This one's tough. I'm leaning Matlack, but both were really good.

themetfairy Jan 31 2014 01:40 PM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

Two great parodies. I went with the Lolich/Dusty Springfield based on degree of difficulty, but enjoyed both immensely!

d'Kong76 Jan 31 2014 02:06 PM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

Zaftig haha ... haven't heard that word in 30 years. Fun stuff.

MFS62 Jan 31 2014 02:30 PM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

The Lolich one is more about food than about Lolich. Trumpbour triumphs in my mind. Later

batmagadanleadoff Jan 31 2014 07:28 PM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

MFS62 wrote: The Lolich one is more about food than about Lolich. And fittingly so. What do you think Lolich's Met stint was all about? Donuts. And motorcycles.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 31 2014 07:35 PM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

Yeah, I'm surprised at how close this contest is. No offense to Jon Matlacllacklacklacklacklack, but the the pizza man is the tastiest dish of the whole contest so far.

Zvon Jan 31 2014 09:28 PM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC)

Damn, you guys are so good at this parody bidness. :) I love reading all of these.

d'Kong76 Feb 02 2014 07:49 PM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC) LWFS over Kong

Well done, LWFS ... good luck in next round.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 02 2014 08:29 PM Re: Round Two, Game 11 (2013-14 CPKC) LWFS over Kong

You did a hell of a job with a tough topic, sir. Good on you.