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Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC) sharpie over Lefty

Shoulder Held Together With Screws/Frank Tanana/Paul Simon: Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes

13 votes

You're So Lame/Tom Glavine/Carly Simon: You're So Vain

6 votes

batmagadanleadoff Jan 31 2014 06:49 AM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Feb 03 2014 04:49 AM

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batmagadanleadoff Jan 31 2014 06:50 AM Re: Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC)

SHOULDER HELD TOGETHER WITH SCREWS (A-wa a-wa) orsulak o manzanillo o hillman (A-wa a-wa) pete schourek huskey ah todd hundley (A-wa a-wa) mo gozzo eddie murray bonilla... They're a bad team It's no use to hide it Worst team that money could buy They need pitching McIlvaine says “Fuck it” McIlvaine says “fuck it, got nothing to lose” Signs Tanana Tanana-na He's got a shoulder held together with screws Tanana Tanana-na He's got a shoulder held together with screws Shoulder held together with screws Shoulder held together with screws Shoulder held together with screws Shoulder held together with screws People got real crazy When they all read it in the Daily News Well that's one way to lose in orange and blue Shoulder held together with screws Frank's game had physically gone rotten But his arm was sure a rocket On the Angels He once did lead the league in strikeouts and was an All Star Wearing those h—a—l—o--s And Frank would say oo oo oo As if anybody knows How he could get guys out As if anybody here would know Exactly how he could get guys out Sporting that shoulder held together with screws Hundley makes the sign for a fastball Frank throws it slow like a curve The old guy changes speeds And tries to sneak one away To compensate for his ordinary stuff And he said my pitches they are dancing But guys ended up all hitting Them a fair way Past the scoreboard and by the rats out there in Flushing Bay 'Cause of that shoulder held together with screws And fans would say boo hoo hoo And everybody there would know What they all were crying out I mean everybody there would know exactly What they were crying out Crying out “Dump him!” Frank was traded to the Yankees And then hung up his cleated shoes Well, his career was minute In orange and blue Shoulder held together with screws Tanana Tanana-na (Repeat to fade out) [youtube]-I_T3XvzPaM[/youtube]

batmagadanleadoff Jan 31 2014 06:51 AM Re: Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC)

"You're So Lame"/Tom Glavine/”You’re So Vain”- Carly Simon You strolled onto the ballclub like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically creased, pretending that New York was your favorite spot You had one eye on Atlanta as you watched the Mets slow rot…. And all the fans dreamed that you’d be their savior You’d be their savior, and...... You're so lame, the Tomahawk will always define you You're so lame (so lame), I'll bet you still think Smoltz is behind you Don't You? Don't You? You had us several years ago when we were still quite naive Well you said Queens and you were a pretty pair And that we would never grieve But you gave away that Marlins game, and knew then that you were free You had some dreams, Bobby Cox in your coffee Cox in your coffee, and...... You're so lame, the painful losses never disturbed you You're so lame (so lame), I'll bet you still think Smoltz is behind you Don't You? Don't You? Well I hear you sneaked down to old Turner Field when your Braves naturally won Then you flew Greg Maddux to Waialea To have a full day of golf in the sun Like a prisoner counting down the time Three-hundredth win, who with? You’ll never deny it, that Chipper’s a close friend Chipper’s a close friend, and..... You're so lame, the Tomahawk will always define you You're so lame (so lame), I'll bet you still think Smoltz is behind you Don't You? Don't You? Don't You? [youtube]mQZmCJUSC6g[/youtube]

themetfairy Jan 31 2014 01:43 PM Re: Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC)

Great work guys! The Paul Simon/Tanana worked for me a little better, so I went for that one.

d'Kong76 Jan 31 2014 02:01 PM Re: Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC)

He's got a shoulder held together with screws = brilliant

MFS62 Jan 31 2014 02:25 PM Re: Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC)

Wow! Two really good parodies. The battle of the Simons. It was tougher to match the Paul Simon song, and that swung my vote in that direction. But the Carly Simon song would have won my vote in most other contests. Later

Edgy MD Jan 31 2014 02:40 PM Re: Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC)

"Shoulder Held Together with Screws" has to be from the same guy who brought us "Every Day I Wrap the Foot." How did the world let Paul Simon get away with that wig?

Zvon Jan 31 2014 09:31 PM Re: Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC)

I haven't read these yet, just the titles. Shoulder Held Together With Screws = Diamond On The Soles Of Her Shoes. Just that title alone should win something! Ha.

Zvon Jan 31 2014 09:37 PM Re: Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC)

How do I indicate that I think this one is a tie? Just by saying it? This one's a tie. I abstain.

Edgy MD Feb 02 2014 07:17 PM Re: Round Two, Game 12 (2013-14 CPKC) sharpie over Lefty

Uh-oh. Sharpie is on his game.