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Wives, Beaus and Crushes of the 2014 Mets (wifey watch)

Ceetar
Jan 19 2014 08:07 AM

we didn't have one yet right?

Maryanne Garry, wife of John Lannan. They met at Sienne College.

HahnSolo
Jan 19 2014 11:26 AM
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Siena?

Ceetar
Jan 19 2014 01:16 PM
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HahnSolo wrote:
Siena?


yeah, that one.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jan 19 2014 04:21 PM
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This'll sound terrible, but I have a feeling that one won't age so well.

Ashie62
Jan 20 2014 05:21 PM
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How tall is she?

Edgy MD
Jan 25 2014 09:34 PM
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Josh and Allyson Satin, honeymooning in Thailand.

Zvon
Jan 25 2014 10:34 PM
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Edgy MD wrote:
Josh and Allyson Satin, honeymooning in Thailand.



They must be hunting orange brimmed caps.

Edgy MD
Feb 03 2014 09:20 PM
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Shayla Farnsworth



The answer is none. None more classy.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 03 2014 09:54 PM
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Call me judgmental, but America's Sassiest Lifestyle Guru strikes me as something of a 24+1 clubhouse guy.

Fman99
Feb 04 2014 04:49 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:
Shayla Farnsworth



The answer is none. None more classy.


I am going on a picnic and I'm bringing... TITS.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 04 2014 07:02 AM
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Classy Lassy.

metirish
Feb 04 2014 07:07 AM
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and here is your Mutton dressed as lamb


[fimg=700:3sndgsfc]http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc118/scarlettlillian/ShaylaKyle10-1.jpg[/fimg:3sndgsfc]

Frayed Knot
Feb 04 2014 07:21 AM
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Nine blondes out of the 14 chicks in that shot. What's the over/under on actual blondes?
I'm going no higher than two-point-five.

Edgy MD
Feb 04 2014 07:27 AM
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But the skin tone on the miss at 2:00 --- that's totally real.

Allyson Satin, definitely not part of Shayla's set, appears to either be part of a sect (Orthodox Jew, Pentecostal, some strain of Mennonite) who covers full legs and full sleeves, or more likely is really conscious of mosquito-borne illnesses.

metirish
Feb 04 2014 07:28 AM
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I bet they all watch those Housewife shows.....

Frayed Knot
Feb 04 2014 07:30 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:
Allyson Satin, definitely not part of Shayla's set, appears to either be part of a sect (Orthodox Jew, Pentecostal, some strain of Mennonite) who covers full legs and full sleeves, or more likely is really conscious of mosquito-borne illnesses.


Hey, with the number of mosquitos that can hide in her guy's eyebrows just laying in wait for their chance to strike, I'd cover up too.

Ceetar
Feb 04 2014 07:48 AM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Nine blondes out of the 14 chicks in that shot. What's the over/under on actual blondes?
I'm going no higher than two-point-five.


I'll say under. Look at the roots.

HahnSolo
Feb 04 2014 08:39 AM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
This'll sound terrible, but I have a feeling that one won't age so well.

Looks kinda Kristen Chenowith-y.

MFS62
Feb 04 2014 08:45 AM
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Classy Lassy.

To paraphrase a line from the original film version of Arthur:
I imagine you'd have to go to a bowling alley to find someone so classy.

Later

Ashie62
Feb 04 2014 08:50 PM
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Reminds me of Anna Benson

Zvon
Feb 04 2014 09:08 PM
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Ashie62 wrote:
Reminds me of Anna Benson


That can't be good.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 12 2014 08:30 PM
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Ws, Bs and Cs who've been invited to Spring Training include (from left) Monterey Jack Leathersich & squeeze Bree Yocum; Jake DeGrom and fiancee Stacey Harris; and Jeff Walters and the exotically named Milani Beaudrault.

[fimg=700:2uxmfpdt]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeXhRr4CMAAcR1I.jpg:large[/fimg:2uxmfpdt]

Edgy MD
Feb 12 2014 08:40 PM
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Jeff may be my new hero.

Frayed Knot
Feb 12 2014 08:57 PM
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Bree Yocum.
You're kidding, right?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 12 2014 09:14 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Bree Yocum.
You're kidding, right?


Yeah. It's actually Breanna

Frayed Knot
Feb 13 2014 06:41 AM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Frayed Knot wrote:
Bree Yocum.
You're kidding, right?


Yeah. It's actually Breanna


Oh, in that case it's much better!
What I want to see is cousin Daisy Mae in her bridesmaid outfit.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Feb 21 2014 02:55 PM
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I don't know if we've had this before, but this is the photo on Thor's Twitter feed: [url]https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard

As always, it's good to be a ballplayer.

Edgy MD
Feb 21 2014 08:58 PM
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Sif?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 22 2014 06:27 AM
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Nah, that's his girly Samantha Van Veen.







Frayed Knot
Feb 22 2014 06:31 AM
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No matter what haircut he goes with, Noah has certainly got that biting the bottom lip look down-pat.

bmfc1
Feb 22 2014 07:49 AM
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JCL wins the day with the picture of the pitcher's GF with a pitcher.

Edgy MD
Feb 22 2014 08:37 AM
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Nice of her to pose while visiting the Yankee Clubhouse.

Fman99
Feb 22 2014 09:56 AM
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Who doesn't love a hot drunk girl?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 22 2014 03:11 PM
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So what we're saying is, she's pretty cool?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 23 2014 09:13 PM
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For some reason I think I've already introduced you to Plawecki-to-be Tayler Francel but in case you haven't met, here she is:

Edgy MD
Mar 31 2014 07:50 AM
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New parents on a less complicated day: Victoria Murphy and hubby Daniel wearing his incandescent yarmulke.

Benjamin Grimm
Mar 31 2014 07:56 AM
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On Mets Hot Stove, Murphy said that the baby's name will be Noah. After Russell Crowe, not after Noah Syndergaard.

Lefty Specialist
Mar 31 2014 08:23 AM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
On Mets Hot Stove, Murphy said that the baby's name will be Noah. After Russell Crowe, not after Noah Syndergaard.


Fitting that he was born on a rainy day.

MFS62
Mar 31 2014 08:26 AM
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Lefty Specialist wrote:
Benjamin Grimm wrote:
On Mets Hot Stove, Murphy said that the baby's name will be Noah. After Russell Crowe, not after Noah Syndergaard.


Fitting that he was born on a rainy day.

No wonder he's wearing that yarmulke.
Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Mar 31 2014 05:21 PM
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Is there a middle name chosen yet?

May I suggest "Walks?"

Edgy MD
Apr 01 2014 11:27 AM
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I like the idea of naming a kid off of the biggest film released the week he was born.

Hard to find historical release dates, but if my parents played it that way, my name might have been either "Doolittle" or "Cool Hand Luke." Another distinct possibility is "Hombre."

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 01 2014 11:32 AM
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My name would have been "Hud".

http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/year/1963

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 01 2014 11:34 AM
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And my kids would be "Jude" and "Pootie Tang".

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 01 2014 11:34 AM
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Just like John Cougar's thug son.

Ceetar
Apr 01 2014 11:34 AM
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The Green Inferno comes out 9/5. That's a great name.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 01 2014 12:41 PM
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My kid would have been "Alice." Or, alternatively, "Avatar."

I'm "Coming." Betterhalfer? "Poseidon."

Edgy MD
May 03 2014 10:15 PM
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Savannah Sand Gnats outfielder Jared King drops to his knee to offer a diamond on the diamond to girlfriend Maggie Watson, asking for her hand in presumably holy matrimony after she threw out the first pitch before the Gnats 12-4 drubbing of the Rome Braves.



Jared and Maggie in a less momentous time:

[fimg=450]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmmwizkCQAAtASY.jpg:large[/fimg]

Edgy MD
May 13 2014 04:59 AM
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Meet the newest future Mrs. Met. Stacey Harris, with her hub-to-be, Jake deGrom!


They like hiking!


They got engaged at Christmas!

Lefty Specialist
May 13 2014 06:36 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:


They got engaged at Christmas!


Looks like deGrom has either just finished or is about to take a selfie. He's listed at 6'4" and 180. He's like a stretched human being.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 13 2014 06:47 AM
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He looks nice. Kind eyes.

I mean, um, she's fuggin' hot.

Edgy MD
May 13 2014 07:31 AM
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Must've had a clue that Jake was about to drop the proposal bomb on Christmas morning, because she had her hair freshly done.

He, of course, honored the occasion by wearing his favorite workout sweats.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 13 2014 07:33 AM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
He looks nice. Kind eyes.

I mean, um, she's fuggin' hot.


Yup.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jul 09 2014 08:28 AM
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[youtube:ak1788l5]EWJYaGnjnLg[/youtube:ak1788l5]

Edgy MD
Sep 18 2014 10:55 AM
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Metspouses visit the NYU Medical Center Pediatric Care Unit.

Left to right that's... um...

Kari Ann Gee, Victoria Murphy, Molly (Beers) Wright), Mister, Bethany (Bridges) Nieuwenhuis, Allyson Satin, and Stacey Harris (affianced of Jacob deGrom).

A Boy Named Seo
Sep 18 2014 11:09 AM
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Good golly, Miss Molly

HahnSolo
Sep 18 2014 11:47 AM
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Second from left looks a bit like the ESPN intern that Steve Phillips schtupped.

Frayed Knot
Sep 18 2014 11:53 AM
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50% blondes.
Dammit, do the Mets have to be sub par in everything?!?! MLB averages, I believe, well over 80%

HahnSolo
Sep 18 2014 11:57 AM
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The one on the far right looks like deGrom's squeeze.

Edgy MD
Sep 18 2014 12:21 PM
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I think second from left is Victoria Ahern Murphy. If correct, that gets us through the left half of the photo.

Pretty sure we have Stacey Harris (not yet deGrom on the right) and Allyson Satin next to her.

Lefty Specialist
Sep 18 2014 12:29 PM
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Just noticed that Molly's kinda doing a footsie thing with Mr. Met. That'll pop your stitches.

Ceetar
Sep 18 2014 12:30 PM
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second from right..

Allyson Satin?

Ceetar
Sep 18 2014 12:32 PM
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wait, more from a group outing to Andy Cohen's show.

Edgy MD
Sep 18 2014 12:40 PM
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That's totally the lucky Mrs. Kelly Shepardson Recker to right of Andy Whoever. I can't identify the others because there's only so long I can get away with a pile of women that big on my screen at work.

Edgy MD
Sep 20 2014 09:32 PM
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Pretty sure I've sussed the woman to the right of Mr. Met (his left) as Bethany (Bridges) Nieuwenhuis.

For the second photo, so far, I've got.

Back Row: Somebody, Somebody, Somebody, Somebody, Andy Cohen, Kelly (Shepherdson) Recker, Victoria (Ahern) Murphy, Molly (Beers) Wright
Front Row: Somebody, Somebody, Somebody

MFS62
Sep 21 2014 08:55 AM
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I'll take "the somebody on the far left" for about six hours, Alex.

Later

Edgy MD
Sep 30 2014 12:43 PM
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Bartolo Colon y esposa Paula, jealous of metirish and in desperate need of cheap US flags, spend the penultimate day of the season swearing loyalty to the USA.



Take that, Maduro.

Lefty Specialist
Sep 30 2014 01:05 PM
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Well, that's kinda cool. Become a citizen, then go out and win your 15th game.

Watch them trade him to Toronto now.

seawolf17
Sep 30 2014 02:53 PM
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Lefty Specialist wrote:
Watch them trade him to Toronto now.

You know...

Colon for Reyes, with Toronto eating a piece of Jose's salary.

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 30 2014 03:01 PM
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It had better be a big piece!

For that to happen, though, the Mets would definitely have to include some youth. The Jays wouldn't trade Reyes and a ton of money to only get back a 42-year-old pitcher.

Ceetar
Sep 30 2014 03:07 PM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
It had better be a big piece!

For that to happen, though, the Mets would definitely have to include some youth. The Jays wouldn't trade Reyes and a ton of money to only get back a 42-year-old pitcher.


I'd take 5 million paid on the final year.


can toss in Niese if you like.

Edgy MD
Sep 30 2014 03:15 PM
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Depends on how badly they want out of the rest of the Reyes contract. Sixty-six big ones over the next three years, with another $22 million option or $4 million buyout in year four, is a lot for a club to suck down for a shortstop in an apparent decline. We are the team that blessedly relieved them of Jon Olerud's contract when it looked to be going bad, only to see Olerud find himself anew. All it cost was Robert Person.

Not that I see this move happening, but who knows the ways of men?

Edgy MD
Oct 02 2014 08:50 PM
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Autumn Barwis, wife of the Mets' new S&C coach Mike Barwis, and member of the Barwis Methods Team:



Autumn comes to us as autumn closes in.

Lefty Specialist
Oct 03 2014 03:18 AM
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Autumn looks like she takes crap from nobody.

cooby
Oct 06 2014 02:03 PM
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She looks like "Phyllis"

HahnSolo
Oct 06 2014 02:21 PM
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cooby wrote:
She looks like "Phyllis"


I was thinking the lady from "Cold Case".

Lefty Specialist
Oct 06 2014 02:38 PM
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I was thinking this....

TransMonk
Nov 11 2014 04:03 PM
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deGrom and fiance Stacey Harris a day after winning ROY.

Lefty Specialist
Nov 12 2014 06:08 AM
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Camo uniforms look bad even on cute newlyweds.

Edgy MD
Dec 11 2014 12:34 PM
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Claudia (Rente) Cuddyer knows how to take a casserole out of the oven.



No luck yet on finding any paramour of Mayberry's, but it seems that he hasn't always had the best of luck himself.

Ceetar
Dec 19 2014 12:44 PM
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den Dekker's (as of tomorrow) wife

Vic Sage
Dec 19 2014 01:16 PM
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Between the 2 of them, there's alot of teeth going on. their first kid might be a piranha.

themetfairy
Dec 29 2014 08:57 PM
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Tweeted by Kelly Recker -

The Baby That Every Man on the CPF Will Love

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 29 2014 11:48 PM
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I'd feel a little less conflicted about, say, Hoboken or Edison or Hempstead Recker.

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 30 2014 06:44 AM
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themetfairy wrote:
Tweeted by Kelly Recker -

The Baby That Every Man on the CPF Will Love


I don't know about "every"...