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Don't Bring No Ozzy
| Edgy MD Jan 22 2014 07:25 AM |
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.... because metal detectors will be required at all MOB stadia by 2015.
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| Ceetar Jan 22 2014 07:30 AM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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gotta keep us criminals in line.
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| bmfc1 Jan 22 2014 07:31 AM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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Used to be that you'd get to a game an hour early to watch BP. Now you have to get there an hour early to see the first pitch.
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| d'Kong76 Jan 22 2014 07:35 AM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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Getting 'wanded' at sporting events has been pretty SOP since
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 22 2014 09:05 AM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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So what you're saying is, I have to leave my Stearns undergarments at home?
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| Frayed Knot Jan 22 2014 09:11 AM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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I would never bring Ozzie Guillen to a game; the fucking guy would never shut up the whole time.
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| Lefty Specialist Jan 22 2014 09:14 AM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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I wonder if my 'abs like iron' will set them off.
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| Mets Guy in Michigan Jan 22 2014 09:17 AM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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And, the MFY bleachers suddenly lose half the crowd....
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| Vic Sage Jan 22 2014 10:50 AM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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What about brass balls? Will it keep Alec Baldwin out?
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| MFS62 Jan 22 2014 09:45 PM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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When I saw the thread title, I thought it was about the opera singer who will sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. But then I realized that would be in the non-baseball forum.
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| Ashie62 Jan 22 2014 09:49 PM Re: Don't Bring No Ozzy |
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Brass knuckles, switch blades and ass plugs...
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