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Florida Be Crazy 2014

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jan 17 2014 08:52 PM

"Why are you using THAT knife, Godammit? I WILL NOT ARGUE THIS AGAIN!"

"Never mind the knife. WHERE IS MY SPOON?"

"Hey, why don't you both take a breath, have a drink, and cool down on the porch?"

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jan 23 2014 10:01 PM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

? Sonny, you're all that I have
As you're lying here in my arms
I find it hard to believe
You're a demon
?

Edgy MD
Jan 24 2014 08:04 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

I have to say, it's good to hear officers subdued the guy instead of raining bullets into his body.

Face looks like Hank Williams, Jr.'s after he went through the windshield.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 04 2014 10:10 PM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

Sometimes, for special occasions, Florida travels.

“We came up here to work and make money with a pimp,” the bad mom allegedly told cops. “I knew it was for escorting and prostitution. I thought my daughter was just going to do the fetish stuff.”

Edgy MD
Feb 04 2014 10:58 PM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

That happens so damn much. A story out of Florida in recent weeks has been about a boy pimped out by his mom to star in gay porn in order to pay the rent.

I want to blame the increasing normalization of the sex industry, but clearly that's just one of many factors. Such unholy hateful business.

cooby
Feb 05 2014 08:51 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

You are right Edgy, and sadly (I fear) we are getting closer to a generation that thinks this expoitation is regular, not shocking at all.

Not all of the generation, of course, but enough young people that will keep it flourishing.

Ceetar
Feb 05 2014 09:37 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

cooby wrote:
You are right Edgy, and sadly (I fear) we are getting closer to a generation that thinks this expoitation is regular, not shocking at all.

Not all of the generation, of course, but enough young people that will keep it flourishing.


I'd argue that the younger generations are _less_ accepting of the exploitation.

cooby
Feb 05 2014 09:45 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

I hope you are right, Ceetar; I really do

Edgy MD
Feb 05 2014 10:31 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

I think a lot of us don't know when we're being exploited. Does a fish know it's wet?

Then there's the whole moral relativism thing. When the president's Secret Service contingent was busted for sex with underage prostitutes, scolds everywhere were arguing that we needed to get over private moral issues and let men get their game on, and let prostitutes work for their living. As if they were all happy consenting adults improving their lifestyles.

I work in this field. Between the economy forcing horrible choices on people, corridors of human trafficking becoming avenues of sex trafficking, and the moral detachment one can achieve through the electronic marketplace, the reality is that this is a growing problem. In the US alone, hundreds of thousands of children are prostituted every year, with at least 10% of the prostituting done by parents. And for the remaining amount, clearly their parents and communities have failed them terribly. There are many reports of virginity auctions.

There's also this moral switch sometimes in the pedophile's head that if a parent consents to him having sex with their child, that somehow it's OK. It's not.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 06 2014 11:21 PM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

It follows that pedophiles spend a lot of time attempting to rationalize their behavior, doesn't it, considering the alternative-- that what they do, what they are, is simultaneously an integral part of them and so repugnant that there is NO place for it in polite human society.

Hell, sometimes a man aren't even safe pursuing his aberrant sexual urges in his own home... and he's got to take not-at-all-misguided action, consarnit.

Vic Sage
Feb 07 2014 08:09 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

Haskins, who has lived there for more than a decade, suffers from facial disfigurement that is the result of having previously shot himself in the face with a shotgun,


Wow!

Arseface!

http://www.comicvine.com/arseface/4005-10531/

TransMonk
Apr 10 2014 07:28 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

Cops Search for Driver in Fatal Day Care Center Hit-and-Run

Damn.

Ceetar
May 08 2014 01:56 PM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

[url]http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/blogs/gone-viral/os-marry-porn-computer-20140508,0,6054681.post

This guy wants to marry his porn-filled computer because it's his preferred sexual object.

This comes a few years after he sued Apple for selling him the computer because it exposed him to porn and ruined his marriage.

MFS62
May 08 2014 02:28 PM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

Ceetar wrote:
[url]http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/blogs/gone-viral/os-marry-porn-computer-20140508,0,6054681.post

This guy wants to marry his porn-filled computer because it's his preferred sexual object.

Well, the USB port is supposed to be the "universal interface", but.....

Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 08 2014 05:09 PM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

If the article's summation of his argument is accurate, it appears-- appears-- to be an oblique criticism of marriage equality. Which, y'know, is kinda rich, considering his judgement regarding partners/keeping a marriage going.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jun 01 2014 07:31 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

Truth? I like Florida Bear far more than I like Florida Man.

MFS62
Jun 01 2014 09:56 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Truth? I like Florida Bear far more than I like Florida Man.

Cooby lives in Florida?

Later

MFS62
Jun 04 2014 08:02 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

Tough Justice.

http://news.yahoo.com/watch-florida-jud ... 17957.html

Later

MFS62
Jun 17 2014 08:38 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

Well, that's different:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/flo ... 24385.html

Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jun 27 2014 06:41 PM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

"Sure, my baby's losing weight instead of gaining it, but I can't give him your 'medicine' because, well, how do I know it doesn't have animal stuff in it, huh?"

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 21 2014 11:19 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

If you ignore the conspicuous lack of bath salts and Jimmy Buffett, this is probably about as 'Florida' as a Florida murder-mystery gets, probably.

Deputies say Pamela Doster and her husband Michael Doster were at Passage Key last weekend when Pamela witnessed Michael having a sexual encounter with another man, leading to the dispute.

According to the affidavit, Pamela attempted to get onto a jet ski but her husband reached around, grabbed her by the hair, and pulled her into the water. She returned to the jet ski, and he pulled her off the same way again. In all, Pamela told deputies this happened four times...

Pamela then returned to sand bar, and soon Michael could not find her. Later in the night, he called 9-1-1 and rescue crews found her completely nude except for her life jacket. Passage Key is off the northern tip of Anna Maria Island and a beach that nudists are known to frequent.

Officials say both Pamela and Michael were intoxicated.

MFS62
Sep 19 2014 08:03 AM
Re: Florida Be Crazy 2014

"People's minds are just sick, I guess. "

http://news.yahoo.com/florida-gunman-wh ... 10823.html

Later