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Three. Word. Taglines.

Edgy MD
Jan 25 2014 07:19 AM

Does anything turn you off of an organization quite like a three-word tagline separated by periods? They may otherwise be doing alright work but some shlub in marketing decided to bring in terrible and overpriced consultants who Stole. Their. Money.

Wisdom. Power. Change.

Young. Professional. Connected.




[fimg=700]http://1m0esx2939yhjwld8419obqhyb.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Passion.Power_.Fury-Ad.jpg[/fimg]

And, of course, Pride. Passion. Pinstripes.

Weak. Assed. Marketing.

cooby
Jan 25 2014 09:55 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines

I. hate. it.

Thank you for bringing it up. Now I know I'm not alone.

Frayed Knot
Jan 25 2014 10:13 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines

The Crane Pool Forum -- METS. RAMONES. STUPIDITY

Edgy MD
Jan 25 2014 10:20 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

One we never stopped delighting in back when ex-Giant receiver Phil McConkey ran for Congress out of the 12th District in New Jersey:

Republican. Conservative. McConkey.

Well, OK!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jan 25 2014 01:31 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Criminy.

How do you run for Congress as a conservative/famous ex-wide-receiver and NOT use the phrase "good hands" somewhere?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jan 25 2014 02:03 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Little. Yellow. Different.

[crossout:1jqi4l3g]Tsuyoshi Shinjo![/crossout:1jqi4l3g]

MFS62
Jan 25 2014 07:32 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

veni, vidi, vici never made me want to become a Roman.
But,
Let's Go Mets
has a certain ring to it.

Later

Fman99
Jan 26 2014 05:32 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Fuck. My. Mouth.

dgwphotography
Jan 26 2014 06:42 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Fman99 wrote:
Fuck. My. Mouth.


Crossed. The. Line.

Ceetar
Jan 26 2014 07:22 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

it makes me think of this. [url]http://what3words.com/ A site for mapping out the world using three words (which is easier to remember I guess)

most of the ones mentioned don't correlate, but
[url]http://what3words.com/wisdom.power.change is a dirt field outside of Fremont, CA

[url]http://what3words.com/connect.engage.drive is a random hill near Yosemite.

[url]http://what3words.com/passion.power.fury is some street in NE China.


The Citi Field apples is month.voices.wacky

the kiddie field is grin.decks.anyway

home plate is person.trade.anyone

d'Kong76
Jan 26 2014 08:08 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Fman99 wrote:
Fuck. My. Mouth.


Too. Much. Info.

Fman99
Jan 26 2014 10:29 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

dgwphotography wrote:
Fman99 wrote:
Fuck. My. Mouth.


Crossed. The. Line.


Don't blame me, blame my advertising agency. Those guys are hacks.

Edgy MD
Jan 26 2014 12:52 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Well, I speak not of taglines that are single sentences stylistically dramatically interrupted with periods. But rather taglines that are three one-word sentences.

Professionalism. Integrity. Tradition.

Young. Proud. Strong.

Point. Click. Save.

MFS62
Jan 26 2014 01:40 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Fun. Travel. Adventure.

It was the slogan on Army (re)enlistment ads.

Later

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 26 2014 02:02 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Snap. Crackle. Pop.

d'Kong76
Jan 26 2014 02:22 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Shit. Shower. Shave.

Frayed Knot
Jan 26 2014 06:23 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jan 26 2014 09:56 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

See, those aren't taglines, per se. They're just, y'know, things people say.

Now, "The Team. The Time. The Mets?" That's a tagline.

Centerfield
Jan 27 2014 07:14 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

They probably all trace back to "Duty. Honor. Country."

Vic Sage
Jan 27 2014 01:42 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

i used to write taglines for movie marketing campaigns (posters, trailers, ads, etc). *

I never did the 3.word.thing. It never even occurred to me. It expresses a false sense of absolute certainty and clarity... like there is nothing more to be said on the subject. So i get the point, but it rarely resonates, because the words chosen are usually so generic and banal that they lack all impact. Now, on the other hand, "FUCK.MY.MOUTH." resonates.

* my best tagline was for a French film with Isabelle Huppert called "Signe Charlotte", that we released in 1985.
You can see the poster here: http://cornucopia.theiapolis.com/goodie ... lotte.html
With a description of the film here: http://www.nytimes.com/movies/movie/448 ... e/overview

We retitled the film "Sincerely Charlotte"; it was a modern noir... Huppert was a femme fatale on the run who may have killed her lover, so she convinces her ex-boyfriend to help her get away, even if it screws up his current life. So the tag line was:

SHE'S A MISTAKE
A MAN COULD MAKE...
TWICE.

ya damn right it's good.

The movie set an opening weekend BO record at the Embassy 72nd St... and then the grosses fell off a cliff, because the picture mostly sucked (it was directed by Huppert's sister, Caroline, in as perfunctory a manner as you can imagine). But we did our job and opened the picture strong.

So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.

Mets – Willets Point
Feb 04 2014 03:15 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

The Winter Olympics are not immune.



Anyone want to hazard a guess on the English translation?

Vic Sage
Feb 04 2014 04:00 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

watch.your.ass.

Mets – Willets Point
Feb 04 2014 07:25 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Vic Sage wrote:
watch.your.ass.


That's too gay.

Centerfield
Feb 05 2014 09:47 AM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.


That's not funny. There are no gay taglines in Sochi.

Mets – Willets Point
Feb 05 2014 03:11 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

The actual translation is "Hot. Cool. Yours." which also sounds gay.

Ashie62
Feb 05 2014 04:13 PM
Re: Three. Word. Taglines.

Dewey Churnham & Howe