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Actual college football recruit ... or made-up name?

Frayed Knot
Feb 06 2014 08:13 AM

Yesterday was [Yuck!] "National Signing Day" where HS football players can officially commit to schools (based on the academic reputation of course), something which ESPN sees fit to turn into an entire day of programming.

Your job here is to determine which ten of these from the following list are actual players who committed to a Division 1 college yesterday and which ones are merely made-up nonsense.
Answers at the bottom

1. Hercules Mata’afa
2. Bearooz Yacoobi
3. Raz’r Jefferson
4. Rocket Sean-Platters
5. Poona Ford
6. Clammeth Muster
7. Sammy Wata’tafa
8. Tennessee Su’esu’e
9. Lion King Conway
10. Valentine Butters
11. Paul Adams
12. Dae’Juan Funderburk
13. Pik’up Trux Foster
14. Da’best Fields
15. Wonderful Terry
16. Sofa Bradley
17. Brendee Purple
18. Manly Williams
19. Squally Canada
20. Munee Inda’bank Jackson









Real = 1, 2, 5, 8, 9, 11, 12, 15, 18, 19
Made-up = 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 13, 14, 16, 17, 20

Centerfield
Feb 06 2014 08:24 AM
Re: Actual college football recruit ... or made-up name?

This is fun. I'm calling bullshit on:

4. Rocket Sean-Platters
6. Clammeth Muster
10. Valentine Butters
13. Pik’up Trux Foster
15. Wonderful Terry
18. Manly Williams

Edgy MD
Feb 06 2014 08:46 AM
Re: Actual college football recruit ... or made-up name?

But you're buying "Munee Inda’bank Jackson"?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 06 2014 08:47 AM
Re: Actual college football recruit ... or made-up name?

I was in Squally, Canada once. Freezing up there, eh?

cooby
Feb 06 2014 09:49 AM
Re: Actual college football recruit ... or made-up name?

Edgy MD wrote:
But you're buying "Munee Inda’bank Jackson"?



LOLOLOLOL

Edgy MD
Feb 06 2014 10:05 AM
Re: Actual college football recruit ... or made-up name?

And you know that "Paul Adams" has to be crock. What is this? The House of Lords?

MFS62
Feb 06 2014 10:09 AM
Re: Actual college football recruit ... or made-up name?

After having spent a lot of time in Ohio, I have wondered about when recriuts sign their letters of intent for THE Ohio State University.
Who helps them sign those letters?

Later

Rockin' Doc
Feb 06 2014 08:30 PM
Re: Actual college football recruit ... or made-up name?

Frayed Knot wrote:
Yesterday was [Yuck!] "National Signing Day" where HS football players can officially commit to schools (based on the academic reputation of course), something which ESPN sees fit to turn into an entire day of programming.

Your job here is to determine which ten of these from the following list are actual players who committed to a Division 1 college yesterday and which ones are merely made-up nonsense.
Answers at the bottom

1. Hercules Mata’afa
2. Bearooz Yacoobi
3. Raz’r Jefferson
4. Rocket Sean-Platters
5. Poona Ford
6. Clammeth Muster
7. Sammy Wata’tafa
8. Tennessee Su’esu’e
9. Lion King Conway
10. Valentine Butters
11. Paul Adams
12. Dae’Juan Funderburk
13. Pik’up Trux Foster
14. Da’best Fields
15. Wonderful Terry
16. Sofa Bradley
17. Brendee Purple
18. Manly Williams
19. Squally Canada
20. Munee Inda’bank Jackson


Looks a lot like my schedule of patients for tomorrow. Some of the names people give to their children are unbelievable.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 06 2014 08:42 PM
Re: Actual college football recruit ... or made-up name?

God bless Key and Peele.

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