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SNY One Sentence Commercial Summaries, 2014

Fman99
Apr 02 2014 07:20 PM

Hey, smoker, you're heart is about to burst open out of your chest and squirt goo like a chicken Kiev.

HahnSolo
Apr 02 2014 08:11 PM
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Totally annoying redhead eats nothing but Wendys.

TransMonk
Apr 04 2014 05:34 PM
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6666666...riding with the devil.

Fman99
Apr 04 2014 08:24 PM
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Surly child warms to parent at the sight of Rickey Henderson's shoes.

Zvon
Apr 05 2014 12:39 PM
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If you can paint you can make a pizza.

TransMonk
Apr 05 2014 01:01 PM
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Beagle busts bed bugs for Bell.

Lefty Specialist
Apr 08 2014 07:29 PM
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Steve surreptitiously subsidizes suds statewide.

Ceetar
Apr 08 2014 07:32 PM
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Transvaginal Mesh was a bad idea and you should sue!

Zvon
Apr 08 2014 08:15 PM
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That lady carried around a skillet her whole life!


Hmmm, Velveda.

MFS62
Apr 08 2014 09:38 PM
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Motivational speakers tell lies.

Later

Centerfield
Apr 09 2014 07:36 AM
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Asshole judgmental doctor comes in and tells patient he is going to die.

G-Fafif
Apr 09 2014 07:48 AM
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Creepy adult kidnaps child who is forced to be impressed by Rickey Henderson's cleats.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 09 2014 07:43 PM
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EYE words on screen ROSE words on screen GROWLING MOUTH words on screen CASINO!

Fman99
Apr 09 2014 07:57 PM
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Fat oaf buys shitty engagement ring, then reconsiders choice of office supply provider.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 10 2014 10:40 PM
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Your friends are only friends with you because of your Citi card.

Centerfield
Apr 11 2014 07:08 AM
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Fuckheads at Lee's Toyota think it's a good idea to advertise on Mets games with ugly chick in MFY gear.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 11 2014 08:07 AM
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Is that chick really ugly? She's no Hillside Honda girl but there's something to her amateur quality and the cheapness that I like (that's not really MFY gear but a cheap costume used by adverrtisiers who can't afford to pay for official gear. You can tell irl she probably works as a receptionist at the dealership, or her uncle is Lee himself, or something. I kinda like her long black hair.

Ceetar
Apr 11 2014 08:15 AM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Is that chick really ugly? She's no Hillside Honda girl but there's something to her amateur quality and the cheapness that I like (that's not really MFY gear but a cheap costume used by adverrtisiers who can't afford to pay for official gear. You can tell irl she probably works as a receptionist at the dealership, or her uncle is Lee himself, or something. I kinda like her long black hair.


It's blue pinstripes. In New York. My wife looked up and asked "why is she wearing Yankees stuff?"

Edgy MD
Apr 11 2014 08:16 AM
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I watched the Braves feed. You guys should be psyched you got to see Lee's Toyota commercials.

G-Fafif
Apr 11 2014 08:36 AM
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Low man on the totem pole tasked with purchasing office doughnuts believes only he and his rewards card accrue vacation time, unaware that company big shots probably have more and can go to more exotic beaches given their tenure and compensation.

Centerfield
Apr 11 2014 11:14 AM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Is that chick really ugly? She's no Hillside Honda girl but there's something to her amateur quality and the cheapness that I like (that's not really MFY gear but a cheap costume used by adverrtisiers who can't afford to pay for official gear. You can tell irl she probably works as a receptionist at the dealership, or her uncle is Lee himself, or something. I kinda like her long black hair.


To be honest, I can't remember what she looks like. But she was wearing MFY-ish gear, and to me, that is ugly. We're going to have to see her nude to get an objective analysis.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 11 2014 11:52 AM
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The crazy thing about Cindy from Lee's Toyota is her versatility. Look how she pulls off these appeals to different ethnic demographics! A pillar of honesty and integrity.

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A Boy Named Seo
Apr 11 2014 11:57 AM
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Is this Hillside Honda girl??

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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 11 2014 12:08 PM
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No, the Hillside Honda girl flirts with a fat guy outside the dealership. The next year, the two of them are in a living room together, leading you to believe they hooked up good.

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A Boy Named Seo
Apr 11 2014 12:11 PM
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Get it, son.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 11 2014 05:55 PM
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"Naw, I'd like to check out Hillside Honda-dot-com" is, like, the "I love you'... 'I know'" of the late-aughts Jamaica set, is it not?

Zvon
Apr 11 2014 09:49 PM
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Chloe hacks my PC to let me know that Jack is a hero.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 11 2014 10:10 PM
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I kinda also have feelings for that Xerox babe. I'd like to jam per paper tray.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 11 2014 10:38 PM
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It's like every commercial is a boner-drug commercial for you, bud.

Zvon
Apr 11 2014 10:40 PM
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OOO.Hey, good for you Grandy. That was more like a push than a touch.

Zvon
Apr 11 2014 10:42 PM
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Is there even a family member there that doesn't think he just bought a ticket outta there?

Zvon
Apr 11 2014 10:45 PM
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Ha. Crap, wrong thread.

Ceetar
Apr 13 2014 02:41 PM
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douchebag tosses perfectly delicious and popular ice cream in favor of something that might be different, but probably isn't.

d'Kong76
Apr 15 2014 08:45 PM
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Kid battles to save gecko sailing awry.

Ceetar
Apr 16 2014 04:40 PM
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Employees scare boss into spending more on ink and toner.

Lefty Specialist
Apr 21 2014 07:05 PM
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People buy Chevys, act like idiots.

Edgy MD
Apr 21 2014 07:07 PM
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“Do you know how to optimize a nine-beam multi-beam antenna system?”

This ad makes me sad, my sympathies with the under-educated, unemployable party dude burning through his dwinding dollars as he takes his baby to the ball game.

HahnSolo
Apr 23 2014 07:05 PM
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Sneaky-hot Becki Smith knows how to handle inquisitive cardboard cutouts and sell the bejesus out of a Honda. I think I'm in love.

Fman99
Apr 23 2014 07:06 PM
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Whispering dipshits buy cell phones.

Lefty Specialist
Apr 23 2014 07:19 PM
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Our beer is good because it's stupidly cold and comes from even more stupidly cold places.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 23 2014 07:33 PM
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Your pork belly Ssam money buys David Chang a pretty sweet Audi.

Fman99
Apr 29 2014 07:36 PM
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Your middle aged wife will do something quirky and then you'll get a hard on, if you're on our super fabulous medication (fuck tubs not included).

Fman99
May 01 2014 07:47 PM
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Have another Big Mac, you doughy fuck.

Lefty Specialist
May 01 2014 08:50 PM
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We only love Grandma for her bandwidth.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 29 2014 05:45 PM
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Lee's Toyota Girl > Bay Ridge Honda Girl

Ceetar
Jul 23 2014 02:47 PM
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#wor Here's some buzzwords about weather and summer and fuel economy now buy a Honda.

Edgy MD
Jul 23 2014 06:16 PM
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Buy a pickup truck and you can live vicariously through your bull's sex life.

That one is on all the time on mlb.tv.

Frayed Knot
Jul 26 2014 08:06 PM
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Ray Liotta picks up hot looking chicks by drinking some pretentious sounding liquor that nobody has ever heard of.

Ceetar
Jul 26 2014 08:17 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Ray Liotta picks up hot looking chicks by drinking some pretentious sounding liquor that nobody has ever heard of.


guess it's working then. It's hardly pretentious and actually quite pedestrian.

Frayed Knot
Jul 26 2014 08:28 PM
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Ceetar wrote:
Ray Liotta picks up hot looking chicks by drinking some pretentious sounding liquor that nobody has ever heard of.


guess it's working then. It's hardly pretentious and actually quite pedestrian.


I have no idea if the liquor is pretentious or not -- (I don't even know what kind of liquor it is, and I think that's pretty much the point of the ad, along the lines of: If have to ask ...blah, blah) -- but the ads are certainly designed to make the booze seem highfalutin' and pretentious.

Lefty Specialist
Jul 26 2014 08:38 PM
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Yeah, like waiving the service fees on tickets for a couple of days is going to make us come out, you clueless nimrods.

Ceetar
Jul 28 2014 07:32 AM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Frayed Knot wrote:
Ray Liotta picks up hot looking chicks by drinking some pretentious sounding liquor that nobody has ever heard of.


guess it's working then. It's hardly pretentious and actually quite pedestrian.


I have no idea if the liquor is pretentious or not -- (I don't even know what kind of liquor it is, and I think that's pretty much the point of the ad, along the lines of: If have to ask ...blah, blah) -- but the ads are certainly designed to make the booze seem highfalutin' and pretentious.


I just meant that it's a non-pretentious booze. It's Chevy pretending they're a Porsche not Porsche bragging about being a Porsche. I think it calls for a different sort of eye-roll.

There's a different one where it's not a chick but a guy he's shaming into ordering a "real drink"

Edgy MD
Jul 28 2014 07:36 AM
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Wow. Who knew Ray Liotta was a world-class dick? Going from bar to bar shaming folks into ordering the top-shelf stuff.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 28 2014 07:53 PM
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You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody: You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us.: You understand? We were good fellas. Except for that pussy in the corner nursing the Cuervo. He's not our kind of people.

Ceetar
Aug 01 2014 05:47 PM
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voyeur from the future is nervous his past-self will not buy a lottery ticket, despite his timeline clearly being based on him buying that lottery ticket.

themetfairy
Aug 01 2014 07:16 PM
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Roosevelt was more than willing to develop lung problems from smoking but is shocked *SHOCKED* that smoking gave him heart problems.

Zvon
Aug 03 2014 01:47 PM
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We put all this shit on our pizza-why?-fuck you, it's what we do.

Lefty Specialist
Aug 05 2014 06:18 PM
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Sure, I'll leave this rockin' private party so I can sit around drinking Pepsi with the losers they wouldn't let in.

Frayed Knot
Aug 05 2014 06:27 PM
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Not a one sentence summary, but you know those cable commercials trying to sell you on the idea of wireless connections for your TV even though the guy's wife (and his kid and a grandpa in different versions) is, ironically enough, a puppet on wires?
Well if I think that the puppet/wife is hot, does that make me weird?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 05 2014 06:31 PM
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From where I stand, it either makes you very particular, or not at all particular.

Frayed Knot
Aug 05 2014 07:01 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
From where I stand, it either makes you very particular, or not at all particular.


Either way, it beats FMan's thing for Flo the insurance lady.

Zvon
Aug 05 2014 07:18 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:

Well if I think that the puppet/wife is hot, does that make me weird?


I'd go for the voice actor cuz she sounded kinda hot. The puppet itself?...not so much. She couldn't do a proper shuffle shoe.

Fman99
Aug 05 2014 07:42 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
From where I stand, it either makes you very particular, or not at all particular.


Either way, it beats FMan's thing for Flo the insurance lady.


That's purely alcohol-induced. And, plus, fuck you. She's hot.

Edgy MD
Aug 05 2014 07:50 PM
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Hoo-Yah!

MFS62
Aug 05 2014 09:23 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:

Well if I think that the puppet/wife is hot, does that make me weird?

I thought it was just me.
Yeah, the voice is great. But, there's something in the way she moves ...

Later

Frayed Knot
Aug 06 2014 07:13 AM
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MFS62 wrote:
Frayed Knot wrote:

Well if I think that the puppet/wife is hot, does that make me weird?

I thought it was just me.
Yeah, the voice is great. But, there's something in the way she moves ...


Attracts me like no other puppet.

TransMonk
Aug 06 2014 07:26 AM
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http://www.fxguide.com/quicktakes/how-t ... rionettes/

Some behind the scenes on those spots. The videos don't seem to work but plenty of text and stills.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 06 2014 05:47 PM
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Yet another local car dealership employs receptionist/spokesmodel as "Jennifer" reps Queensboro Toyota but imo is no Lee's Toyota Cindy nor that other one

d'Kong76
Aug 06 2014 07:13 PM
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Selfie yourself, get a lot of airy bread for a year.

Zvon
Aug 07 2014 12:21 PM
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Wendy's girl fancies herself a hard drummin', bass whackin', cowbell bangin', burger suckin' rock singer.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 07 2014 03:19 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Wendy's girl fancies herself a hard drummin', bass whackin', cowbell bangin', burger suckin' rock singer.


I would've gone with: "Mr. Big is apparently a referent-iable classic-rock song."

Zvon
Aug 07 2014 06:46 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Wendy's girl fancies herself a hard drummin', bass whackin', cowbell bangin', burger suckin' rock singer.


I would've gone with: "Mr. Big is apparently a referent-iable classic-rock song."


OMG, I just saw the long version. THERE'S A LONG VERSION!!! OH LORD, WHY !!?? WHYYYYYY!?

d'Kong76
Aug 08 2014 07:22 PM
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We must save the Pepsi!

themetfairy
Aug 08 2014 07:35 PM
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Lame, creepy spoken lyrics to Lionel Richie songs go with Apple-Ritas.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 08 2014 07:35 PM
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Like my dramatic reading of "All Night Long?" Then you'll love our malt liquor designed to taste like an apple margarita!

OE: Dammit.

themetfairy
Aug 08 2014 07:36 PM
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Like my dramatic reading of "All Night Long?" Then you'll love our malt liquor designed to taste like an apple margarita!

OE: Dammit.


That's ok - Great minds think alike

Fman99
Aug 08 2014 08:02 PM
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Small boy watches incessant amount of animated program to the chagrin of his uncle, who suffers pangs of disappointment at his lack of program recording options.

d'Kong76
Aug 10 2014 01:37 PM
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Don't wing it, IT could happen?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 10 2014 08:15 PM
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Parents just don't understand comprehensive family disaster planning.

Zvon
Aug 12 2014 07:42 PM
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Some guy who flies a lot learns every language known to man so he can communicate, leaving me to wonder what his native language was.

Zvon
Aug 15 2014 05:19 PM
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Really drunk people can see right through cops.

Lefty Specialist
Aug 16 2014 09:16 AM
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Oh girl, I'm just a Jeep Store for your love.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 16 2014 06:14 PM
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Some people need a mid-afternoon iced coffee; others need a mid-afternoon comic vibrator.

Zvon
Aug 17 2014 01:37 PM
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The All-State Insurance bad guy in black is one sick fuck.

Lefty Specialist
Aug 31 2014 02:43 PM
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Ya know, if my cooler of Pepsi floats down the river, I'm gonna let it go....

Ceetar
Aug 31 2014 03:46 PM
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cute AT&T chick Lily *Milana Vayntrub* is a little quirky pitching the standard family cellphone plan like it's a deal.


also apparently gets nosebleeds in the desert.

themetfairy
Sep 03 2014 07:10 PM
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Pinocchio doesn't really think that you have potential.

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Fman99
Sep 05 2014 08:34 PM
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Idiot stands atop escalator, shilling and being idiotic.

d'Kong76
Sep 06 2014 03:01 PM
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That emphysema commercial sucks.

Trachsel My Tears
Sep 07 2014 12:39 PM
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I'm Robert DeNiro and I've finally found the role I can't believably play, that of myself, as I read lines about fabulous NY off cue cards like I've just learned how to read in English this morning,

Zvon
Sep 07 2014 02:27 PM
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Drill Sergeants cause deafness.

Centerfield
Sep 09 2014 09:45 AM
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Have you guys heard the WOR commercial for NYC Corrections Officers? I'm paraphrasing, but it's something like:

We lock up da criminals of New York. Da guy dat raped yuh daughta. The guy that kidnapped yuh son. Dese are da guys we spend time wit every day. Make a donation to the Corrections Officers Benevolent Association. Because widout corrections officers, how safe are you?

It's like something out of a Ben Stiller movie.

Edgy MD
Sep 09 2014 09:47 AM
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Or, in one-sentence summary form: "We just interrupted this ballgame to give you a mental image of your daughter being raped by a dangerous maniac --- please give us money."

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Sep 09 2014 10:32 AM
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And, if you're up for a career based on personally avenging wrongs in society by delivering lower-than-whaleshit people the daily punishments they deserve, consider the Corrections Bureau! We'll provide the bats!

Lefty Specialist
Sep 09 2014 11:00 AM
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d'Kong76 wrote:
That emphysema commercial sucks.


You know, I've listening to him lately and he sounds like he's getting a little better.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Sep 09 2014 07:06 PM
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Have you guys heard the WOR commercial for NYC Corrections Officers? I'm paraphrasing, but it's something like:

We lock up da criminals of New York. Da guy dat raped yuh daughta. The guy that kidnapped yuh son. Dese are da guys we spend time wit every day. Make a donation to the Corrections Officers Benevolent Association. Because widout corrections officers, how safe are you?

It's like something out of a Ben Stiller movie.


Is that the one with, like, the hook from "In the Club" playing at the end? ("Do we have a quorum? All in favor of the circa-2000 throw-your-hands-up-fuck-yeah music for the ad, say 'aye.'")

Lefty Specialist
Sep 10 2014 05:06 PM
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Even ordinary schlubs can score touchdowns against the Jets merely by donning a Patriots uniform.

d'Kong76
Sep 10 2014 07:39 PM
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I'm in a perfectly fine mood on the cusp of perhaps a
sweep and this guy coughs up a lung.

Ceetar
Sep 10 2014 08:22 PM
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Lexus Guy from future spends time in past protecting his future car even though he clearly knows it's not going to get beat up or he never would've bought it.

themetfairy
Sep 12 2014 05:30 PM
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d'Kong76 wrote:
I'm in a perfectly fine mood on the cusp of perhaps a
sweep and this guy coughs up a lung.


I just sent this message to SNY -

Please - you have to stop showing the New York State Smokers Quitline commercials during Mets games. They aren't going to get anyone to stop smoking, but they are causing people to turn the channel away from your programming. They are unseemly, disgusting and unwatchable.

It's tough enough being a Mets fan this season - stop making it tougher for us!

Ceetar
Sep 12 2014 07:03 PM
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WOR edition: If you don't drive a Honda, your 3rd grader will be mercilessly mocked at school.

d'Kong76
Sep 12 2014 07:10 PM
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themetfairy wrote:
I just sent this message to SNY

How do you send SNY a message? I'll gladly send one too.

themetfairy
Sep 12 2014 07:15 PM
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d'Kong76 wrote:
themetfairy wrote:
I just sent this message to SNY

How do you send SNY a message? I'll gladly send one too.


Here

Lefty Specialist
Sep 12 2014 07:23 PM
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Boy, Ickey Woods really needs to lay off the cold cuts.

d'Kong76
Sep 12 2014 07:26 PM
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Thanks, sent.

themetfairy
Sep 12 2014 07:30 PM
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Great!

I also just made a comment on their Facebook page.

If we have to watch their hacking ads, let them have to deal with some messages.

d'Kong76
Sep 12 2014 07:33 PM
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I think they censored you, I don't see your comment.

themetfairy
Sep 12 2014 07:35 PM
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I don't know whether they publish comments, but I'm sure they see them.

I did the same thing on the New York State Smokers Quitline's Facebook page. I'm on a roll.

Zvon
Sep 13 2014 07:51 PM
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I find it ironic that Pete Rose seems to have a problem pronouncing the word "hall".

Lefty Specialist
Sep 20 2014 07:00 PM
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70-year-old blue haired ladies distressed that they've been made guinea pigs to prove a point about upload speeds, something they have no concept of anyway.

Zvon
Sep 28 2014 11:30 AM
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No joke here, the commercial with the little girl who sees the moon and says she can't reach it is supra adorable.

Lefty Specialist
Sep 28 2014 11:49 AM
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Oy....have your Bar Mitzvah at Citi Field?

Zvon
Sep 30 2014 04:07 PM
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I've been singing, " I Know you're mad Jake, but you got to get your own..", almost all day.

Zvon
Sep 30 2014 09:36 PM
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This hot babe who is trying to help men who can't get erections might not have been a good choice for their business, cause just watching her talk, I got a woody, np.

Zvon
Oct 05 2014 07:29 PM
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The commercial that has McCutchen making that great play at the wall-- I find it totally insane that fans right in front of the play were not looking at it with their own eyes, but through there devices--but this commercial thinks this is the proper way to experience life, so what do I know?

Ceetar
Oct 06 2014 07:30 AM
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Zvon wrote:
The commercial that has McCutchen making that great play at the wall-- I find it totally insane that fans right in front of the play were not looking at it with their own eyes, but through there devices--but this commercial thinks this is the proper way to experience life, so what do I know?


hmm. maybe. But what is so special about 'actual eyes' versus super-HD camera? When people say they "saw it with their own eyes" aren't they often just meaning they saw it live? This is seeing it live, with all the same crowd-energy and what not. It's just also recorded.

Anyway, I'm more concerned with how they got such crisp shots of a moving target from what appears to be angles they couldn't possible have been at.

Zvon
Oct 06 2014 03:17 PM
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Ceetar wrote:
Zvon wrote:
The commercial that has McCutchen making that great play at the wall-- I find it totally insane that fans right in front of the play were not looking at it with their own eyes, but through there devices--but this commercial thinks this is the proper way to experience life, so what do I know?


hmm. maybe. But what is so special about 'actual eyes' versus super-HD camera? When people say they "saw it with their own eyes" aren't they often just meaning they saw it live? This is seeing it live, with all the same crowd-energy and what not. It's just also recorded.

Anyway, I'm more concerned with how they got such crisp shots of a moving target from what appears to be angles they couldn't possible have been at.


If you don't know the difference between watching something with your own eyes and watching something on a screen, I'm not going to explain it to you. But it seems, to the younger set, and like in the commercial, they are considered the same thing. I don't agree.

Those people saw it live in the same sense that I saw it live on TV.

Can't you take pics on those things w/o having to look thru them? I'd want to take pics but I would not want to take my eyes off that play.

Ceetar
Oct 06 2014 03:30 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Zvon wrote:
The commercial that has McCutchen making that great play at the wall-- I find it totally insane that fans right in front of the play were not looking at it with their own eyes, but through there devices--but this commercial thinks this is the proper way to experience life, so what do I know?


hmm. maybe. But what is so special about 'actual eyes' versus super-HD camera? When people say they "saw it with their own eyes" aren't they often just meaning they saw it live? This is seeing it live, with all the same crowd-energy and what not. It's just also recorded.

Anyway, I'm more concerned with how they got such crisp shots of a moving target from what appears to be angles they couldn't possible have been at.


If you don't know the difference between watching something with your own eyes and watching something on a screen, I'm not going to explain it to you. But it seems, to the younger set, and like in the commercial, they are considered the same thing. I don't agree.

Those people saw it live in the same sense that I saw it live on TV.

Can't you take pics on those things w/o having to look thru them? I'd want to take pics but I would not want to take my eyes off that play.


well yes, you can take a picture without looking. it's not really hard. I do that a lot myself actually, because I enjoy taking pictures and enjoy documenting where I've been and what I've done. I find looking back at those pictures enlightening, and I find myself scrambling for a picture to try to remember what happened somewhere/sometime that I didn't take a picture of.

I don't think you CAN explain the difference, besides by definition, between seeing something through your own eyes and through the lens/screen of a camera. I suspect the differences are deeply sociological and personal. 'What does it mean to really 'see' something? Fodder for a rather intense philosophical debate.

That said, it's important not to get distracted and so focused on taking the perfect picture that you don't actually absorb the moment.

Zvon
Oct 06 2014 04:58 PM
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Ceetar wrote:
That said, it's important not to get distracted and so focused on taking the perfect picture that you don't actually absorb the moment.


This would be my problem. For me it would be a trade-off. I want the perfect picture so I'll concentrate on that and "see" it later.

The whole thing might just be my problem. Because I don't think of a photographer looking thru a viewfinder (old style-not digital) the same as I do a person viewing something on a screen thru a device. And there's really not much of a difference.

Yikes, I'm such a dinosaur.

dinosaur jesus
Oct 07 2014 11:59 AM
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Zvon wrote:
Ceetar wrote:
That said, it's important not to get distracted and so focused on taking the perfect picture that you don't actually absorb the moment.


This would be my problem. For me it would be a trade-off. I want the perfect picture so I'll concentrate on that and "see" it later.

The whole thing might just be my problem. Because I don't think of a photographer looking thru a viewfinder (old style-not digital) the same as I do a person viewing something on a screen thru a device. And there's really not much of a difference.

Yikes, I'm such a dinosaur.


I'm the dinosaur here. This is one of those issues that puts me in full curmudgeon mode. People walking through a museum, for instance, stopping at each famous painting just long enough to snap a picture, then moving on to the next. I wish that were illegal. I realize a ball game is different, because you can see as much or more through your viewfinder, and look at it again (and share it) later. But to me, the difference between watching with your own eyes and watching through a camera is the difference between actually being there, part of the experience, and standing apart from it, like a tourist.

Zvon
Oct 07 2014 12:32 PM
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dinosaur jesus wrote:
Zvon wrote:
Ceetar wrote:
That said, it's important not to get distracted and so focused on taking the perfect picture that you don't actually absorb the moment.


This would be my problem. For me it would be a trade-off. I want the perfect picture so I'll concentrate on that and "see" it later.

The whole thing might just be my problem. Because I don't think of a photographer looking thru a viewfinder (old style-not digital) the same as I do a person viewing something on a screen thru a device. And there's really not much of a difference.

Yikes, I'm such a dinosaur.


I'm the dinosaur here. This is one of those issues that puts me in full curmudgeon mode. People walking through a museum, for instance, stopping at each famous painting just long enough to snap a picture, then moving on to the next. I wish that were illegal. I realize a ball game is different, because you can see as much or more through your viewfinder, and look at it again (and share it) later. But to me, the difference between watching with your own eyes and watching through a camera is the difference between actually being there, part of the experience, and standing apart from it, like a tourist.


If I had a way with words I'da said that^.

Lefty Specialist
Oct 07 2014 12:36 PM
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I used to be the videographer for my son's team's soccer games. I got very good at being able to hold the camera at the correct angle so that I didn't have to look through the viewfinder to see the action, or at worst I was splitting my vision. So it can be done, I guess.

Ceetar
Oct 07 2014 01:16 PM
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Not that I'm not guilty of it but the museum thing is different. They're easily googleable pictures that your photo adds nothing personal to, unless you're taking it with someone else in the picture.

but then again, it take about half a second of energy or thought to snap a picture. That person is not not looking at the art because he took a picture of it. He's not looking at it AND he took a picture of it.

Frayed Knot
Oct 07 2014 10:13 PM
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Problem drinker and his enabler friend 'Dave' conspire to cause dog to cry all night.

MFS62
Oct 13 2014 08:20 AM
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Hiding behind the chainsaws is not a good decision.

Later

Lefty Specialist
Oct 14 2014 06:23 PM
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I'm realllly irritated by these Viagra commercials with the British escort telling her potential clients that they need to take the little blue pill if they're going to score with HER.

MFS62
Oct 14 2014 06:33 PM
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Lefty Specialist wrote:
I'm realllly irritated by these Viagra commercials with the British escort telling her potential clients that they need to take the little blue pill if they're going to score with HER.

That's odd. I didn't need it.
Oh, she wasn't that good.
Later

Zvon
Oct 14 2014 08:21 PM
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I think both Rob Lowe's are creepy.