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How to Praise Jeter

Edgy MD
May 30 2014 10:23 AM

Derek Jeter stole a bag of Haloween candy from a passing child, laughing = Derek Jeter is deeply concerned about the childhood obesity epidemic, and takes to his activism joyfully

Derek Jeter burned a church down = Derek Jeter provided illumination and warmth to an entire town

d'Kong76
May 30 2014 11:34 AM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

I come to bury Jeter, not to praise him.

Ceetar
May 30 2014 11:35 AM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Jeter caught taking every known PED in the book, praised for trying to get the best out of his body he can to help his team.

Ashie62
May 30 2014 07:45 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Why all the hat against Jeter? Guy has/had a great career...

Frayed Knot
May 30 2014 07:50 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

As mentioned in the other thread, it's not Jeter, it's the Jeterites.

Ashie62
May 30 2014 07:54 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Oh...never mind...

d'Kong76
May 30 2014 07:57 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Ashie62 wrote:
Why all the hat against Jeter?

I don't feel any hat in this thread.
Yet.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 30 2014 08:42 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Derek Jeter doesn't just spread herpes, he makes his spirochetes more robust just for having been a part of him.

MFS62
May 30 2014 08:59 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

d'Kong76 wrote:
Ashie62 wrote:
Why all the hat against Jeter?

I don't feel any hat in this thread.
Yet.

OK, time to start. Just got home.
Jeter is a pedophile = Jeter loves children.

Later

Nymr83
May 30 2014 10:21 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

MFS62 wrote:
d'Kong76 wrote:
Ashie62 wrote:
Why all the hat against Jeter?

I don't feel any hat in this thread.
Yet.

OK, time to start. Just got home.
Jeter is a pedophile = Jeter loves children.

Later



d'Kong76
May 31 2014 05:53 AM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Sometimes I forget, he's Superman...
[fimg=750]http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/xtr28-dive.jpg?w=1000&h=615[/fimg]

MFS62
Jun 01 2014 09:53 AM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Nymr83 wrote:
MFS62 wrote:
d'Kong76 wrote:
Ashie62 wrote:
Why all the hat against Jeter?

I don't feel any hat in this thread.
Yet.

OK, time to start. Just got home.
Jeter is a pedophile = Jeter loves children.

Later




No pic.
No text. Get an icon for a document only.
Later

d'Kong76
Jun 01 2014 12:24 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

The linked site must have web-sharing blocked ... it's
a soccer ref holding up the red card.

Nymr83
Jun 01 2014 02:22 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

d'Kong76 wrote:
The linked site must have web-sharing blocked ... it's
a soccer ref holding up the red card.


yeah i did it from my phone so i assumed it was just a phone issue and you guys would see it...


G-Fafif
Jun 01 2014 03:39 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

"What an asshole."

=

"Jeter's all about the bottom line."

Edgy MD
Jun 01 2014 03:57 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Breaks down, hurts his team badly, re-injures himself, collects $17 million, which adds up to $1 million per game appeared in, gets fat, announces his retirement, effective the end of the season, breaks down, and hurts his team some more, all while being celebrated and feted at almost every stop, never inviting his team or his manager to ignore his status and pull him from the lineup when needed, all the while collecting at least another $12 million

=

leaving on his own terms/putting the team first

bmfc1
Jun 26 2014 06:42 AM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Happy 40th Birthday "Jetes"!

Eric Stangel ?@EricStangel 2m
Happy 40th birthday to The Captain. Finally, a day to celebrate Derek Jeter

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jun 27 2014 06:59 AM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

[url]https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152531453032451&set=a.186661577450.125421.5768707450&type=1&theater

Yikes.

MFS62
Jun 27 2014 07:51 AM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
[url]https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152531453032451&set=a.186661577450.125421.5768707450&type=1&theater

Yikes.

Something like that should be posted with the proper "get out your barf bag" warnings.

Later

Lefty Specialist
Jun 27 2014 03:59 PM
Re: How to Praise Jeter

They didn't have a picture of him diving futilely for a 38-hopper up the middle, though.....