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Sharknado 2 with Citi Field IGT

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:03 PM

Here we go! Excited to see Citi Field get some love!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:03 PM
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So far we've learned that Tara Reid can't write in cursive.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:06 PM
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So far we've seen Kelly Osbourne, Robert Hayes from Airplane and Wil Weaton.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:09 PM
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Oh man, Kelli Osbourne just lost her head -- like her Dad did to a bat!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:11 PM
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Wil Wheaton eaten, too!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:12 PM
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Wow, Tara Reid is awful!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 30 2014 07:13 PM
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AIR MARSHAL: Shark! Behind you!
[Chomping noises]


God bless closed-captioning.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:14 PM
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Nice "Quint" reference from Jaws!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:17 PM
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First Mets reference! "Will David Wright hit a homer today?"

They filmed this in February, and everyone else in the background is wearing heavy coats!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:19 PM
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Billy Ray Cyrus as a surgeon? No way!

I can believe the flying sharks. But now they're just being crazy!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 30 2014 07:20 PM
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He starred as a doctor in some Family Channel show, didn't he?

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:22 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
He starred as a doctor in some Family Channel show, didn't he?


I stand corrected! But I didn't believe that, either.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:27 PM
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Second Mets reference!!!

BTW, there's snow in the background on Liberty Island.

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 07:27 PM
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lol. An IGT. I'm here for the Citi part :)

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:28 PM
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Oh, Al Roker. They're pretending it's July and saying "bizarre weather" to explain the snow.

And Judd Hirsch in a Taxi!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 07:29 PM
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I wish they got Jim to drive the cab.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:29 PM
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Murph gets a hit!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 07:30 PM
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That's one cold game.

KaBOOM!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:31 PM
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Chris Young gets a homer??????

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:32 PM
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Keith's Grill!

Citi looking pretty good so far!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 07:33 PM
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A 2nd baseman who became a Mets manager. Pure fiction.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:34 PM
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Hey, he was right near where my brick is on the Fan Walk!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:35 PM
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Vivica Foxx is trying to get some character development in our shark movie! Stop!


Franco and Tom photos in the background!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 07:36 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
Vivica Foxx is trying to get some character development in our shark movie! Stop!

My bet=1st to go.

Frayed Knot
Jul 30 2014 07:37 PM
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 07:39 PM
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This is as bad as I expected it to be :)

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:39 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?!



If a shark takes out the scoreboard, Ashie's going to be happy.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:43 PM
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Up goes the Apple!!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 07:43 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
Up goes the Apple!!

lmao. that was pretty classic.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:44 PM
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Souvenir bats as weapons?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 30 2014 07:44 PM
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Richard Kind likes Citi's dimensions for right-handed power just fine, apparently.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:45 PM
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An underground entrance to Citi Field?

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 07:45 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Richard Kind likes Citi's dimensions for right-handed power just fine, apparently.

Imagine if he pulled it.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:46 PM
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So you should always carry a taser in case a shark tries to suck your friend's face off.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:47 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Richard Kind likes Citi's dimensions for right-handed power just fine, apparently.



Bad ass! That's a better line than anything in the movie so far.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:51 PM
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"Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train!"


Got that right.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:53 PM
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Heck, he did more damage with that bat than EY Jr. has so far this season.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 30 2014 07:55 PM
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NYC-CINEMATIC FUNNY/CREEPY-O-METER:

Sharks eating people in subways < Overalls/rollerskate dudes from "The Warriors" < Treat Williams in "Hair" < Balloon people from "The Wiz"

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 07:57 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Sharks eating people in subways


...is no place safe!!!!????

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 07:58 PM
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Good call on the overall guys.

That shark on his butt did not look real.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:00 PM
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Jersey smack!

Of course you can't buy a chainsaw in Manhattan.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:01 PM
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Oh man, does every movie in New York short of Annie Hall have to break the Statue of Liberty?

And the statue's head is SO MUCH bigger than that!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:05 PM
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I think Roker and Lauer just ad-libbed that entire scene.

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:06 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
Oh man, does every movie in New York short of Annie Hall have to break the Statue of Liberty?

And the statue's head is SO MUCH bigger than that!


That head is still rolling during this entire round of commercials.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:07 PM
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Is that Biz Markie??

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:14 PM
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I think Judd Hirsch is adlibbing all his lines, too.

metsmarathon
Jul 30 2014 08:17 PM
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Sharks are both incredibly strong (smashing open subway cars) and remarkably fragile (falling to pieces upon striking anything)

metsmarathon
Jul 30 2014 08:18 PM
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I like to think that everybody in this movie is ad-libbing all of their lines. Otherwise it means somebody wrote them...

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:18 PM
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Ben would have been fine in the cab. :(

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:19 PM
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metsmarathon wrote:
I like to think that everybody in this movie is ad-libbing all of their lines. Otherwise it means somebody wrote them...


Good call.

And, how come the sharks can bite through a subway car but not a taxi?

BE CONSISTENT, MOVIE!!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:21 PM
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Jump the shark jokes?

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:24 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
metsmarathon wrote:
I like to think that everybody in this movie is ad-libbing all of their lines. Otherwise it means somebody wrote them...


Good call.

And, how come the sharks can bite through a subway car but not a taxi?

BE CONSISTENT, MOVIE!!


I think I may have tuned out had this been logical and consistent. Did u see Osbourn walking up the isle past a gaping hole in the side of the plane. lol.
I never saw any of these Shark flicks. I tuned in because of the Citi Field bit and I haven't been able to turn away. I've tried.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:26 PM
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Which Kelly Osbourne scenario was more unlikely, that she'd walk by the gaping hole or that the airline would allow a flight attendant with purple hair?

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:28 PM
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They need to stop with this Vivica Foxx and Finn in love story line. The flying sharks are more believable.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:32 PM
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Wait a second. "Today" is a morning show, and we've already had an afternoon Mets game. Yet Al and Matt are still on the air?

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:32 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
They need to stop with this Vivica Foxx and Finn in love story line. The flying sharks are more believable.

Gah. The Love Connection means she'll be the last to go. My bad.

metsmarathon
Jul 30 2014 08:34 PM
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The only thing worse that a storm full of sharks is a storm full of flaming sharks!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:34 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
They need to stop with this Vivica Foxx and Finn in love story line. The flying sharks are more believable.

Gah. The Love Connection means she'll be the last to go. My bad.


The thinking here is that Tara Reid -- his wife -- will sacrifice herself and allow Finn and Vivica to hitch.

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:37 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
They need to stop with this Vivica Foxx and Finn in love story line. The flying sharks are more believable.

Gah. The Love Connection means she'll be the last to go. My bad.


The thinking here is that Tara Reid -- his wife -- will sacrifice herself and allow Finn and Vivica to hitch.


OOOooo, a twist.

I dunno. If the wife was gonna do that having her lose a hand also is kinda extra nasty cruel.

seawolf17
Jul 30 2014 08:38 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
Chris Young gets a homer??????

Off Tom Koehler! Stony Brook makes our Sharknado debut.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:40 PM
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seawolf17 wrote:
Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
Chris Young gets a homer??????

Off Tom Koehler! Stony Brook makes our Sharknado debut.


Congrats! That's gotta appear in an admissions recruiting mailer!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:42 PM
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They better not mess with the Empire State Building.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:43 PM
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Not only did Al and Matt adlib their lines, I'm now convinced they did each of them in only one take!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:44 PM
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They were great.

So assistance by random lightning is required?

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:45 PM
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Robert Kline smacks down LA!

You know they're going to try to top the chainsaw scene in the last one, so something amazing is coming.

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:47 PM
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lmao!!!! u hear the girl? "your brilliant!"

themetfairy
Jul 30 2014 08:47 PM
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Let's Go Kill Some Sharks!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:48 PM
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They're sharks, they're scary and no one wants to get eaten!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:48 PM
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Oh, the plot concerning the hand thickens.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:49 PM
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My wife claims Tara is going to make herself a chainsaw hand with those tools.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:50 PM
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OMG!!!! SHE DOES HAVE A CHAINSAW HAND!!!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:51 PM
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What's the power source on that chainsaw hand?

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:51 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
My wife claims Tara is going to make herself a chainsaw hand with those tools.

Your wife knows her shit.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:53 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
My wife claims Tara is going to make herself a chainsaw hand with those tools.

Your wife knows her shit.


She loves all these Syfy monster movies!


And there goes Vivica!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:53 PM
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I was trying to think ahead and I did not see the hand-saw-hand coming. But did I figure she had to lose that hand for a reason.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:55 PM
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Imagine the NY Post and Daily News headline writers in all their glory if this was real.

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:56 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:



And there goes Vivica!


It wasn't enough that she got blowed up good--if that was her flying through the air.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:57 PM
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Wife's next prediction: That the scarred shark Tara keeps talking about returns for some epic smackdown. It's personal, baby!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 08:58 PM
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Kelli Rippa just heels a shark to death!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 08:59 PM
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Awesome! I love any movie where The Empire State Building kicks ass.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 09:00 PM
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That's either an homage to Strangelove or outright theft!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 09:01 PM
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WAIT!!! Is that Tara's hand and gun from the beginning of the film?

metsmarathon
Jul 30 2014 09:01 PM
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Lets just toss some chainsaws up into the sharknado. Why the fuck not.

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 09:01 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
That's either an homage to Strangelove or outright theft!

I was thinking Dune.

metsmarathon
Jul 30 2014 09:02 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
WAIT!!! Is that Tara's hand and gun from the beginning of the film?


Well of course it is.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 09:02 PM
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And he finally get's his Original Ray's Pizza!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 09:03 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
WAIT!!! Is that Tara's hand and gun from the beginning of the film?


I do believe it was.

metsmarathon wrote:
Lets just toss some chainsaws up into the sharknado. Why the fuck not.


I was going to comment too but then the chainsaws never came back down. Were they bouncing from shark to shark?

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 09:04 PM
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Her hand grew into an arm in the sharks tummy.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 09:05 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
WAIT!!! Is that Tara's hand and gun from the beginning of the film?


I do believe it was.

metsmarathon wrote:
Lets just toss some chainsaws up into the sharknado. Why the fuck not.


I was going to comment too but then the chainsaws never came back down. Were they bouncing from shark to shark?



So he gave her back the ring that he already gave her? That's tacky!

At least they had Delta Club tickets at Citi Field.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 09:06 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Her hand grew into an arm in the sharks tummy.



See, that's why I wasn't sure. But then he just stole the ring off someone else's hand -- and it magically fit!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 09:08 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
WAIT!!! Is that Tara's hand and gun from the beginning of the film?


I do believe it was.

metsmarathon wrote:
Lets just toss some chainsaws up into the sharknado. Why the fuck not.


I was going to comment too but then the chainsaws never came back down. Were they bouncing from shark to shark?



So he gave her back the ring that he already gave her? That's tacky!

At least they had Delta Club tickets at Citi Field.


Cause it was an arm I thought for a sec he was giving her a ring off some dead persons body part. Now THAT would be tacky. Then I was like, OOOOooo, this movie don't care if it's a hand or an arm. Why quibble over such small details?

Ceetar
Jul 30 2014 09:14 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
WAIT!!! Is that Tara's hand and gun from the beginning of the film?


my wife called that one. specifically the wedding ring part.

Ceetar
Jul 30 2014 09:15 PM
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How about the Twilight Zone homage?

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 09:18 PM
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OK, which was the greater suspension of belief:

1) Finn landing a plane that's been ripped apart by flying sharks.

2) A New York cabbie willing to wait for 10 minutes in Times Square.

3) The Mets leaving a souvenir booth unattended so fans can walk off with free bats.

4) Finn bouncing from shark to shark in the middle of a tornado and landing on the top of the Empire State Building.

5) They are in Times Square and not a single fake and surly Elmo and Spiderman is there.

6) The Mets hit two homers in one game at home -- and none were from Duda?

themetfairy
Jul 30 2014 09:25 PM
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7) A cab pulls up right in front of Citi Field, DURING a game, and not a single person is outside the ballpark.

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 09:27 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
OK, which was the greater suspension of belief:

1) Finn landing a plane that's been ripped apart by flying sharks.

2) A New York cabbie willing to wait for 10 minutes in Times Square.

3) The Mets leaving a souvenir booth unattended so fans can walk off with free bats.

4) Finn bouncing from shark to shark in the middle of a tornado and landing on the top of the Empire State Building.

5) There in Times Square and not a single fake and surly Elmo and Spiderman is there.

6) The Mets hit two homers in one game at home -- and none were from Duda?


Hmm, that a tough one.

I pick the Empire State Building one and add that he was swallowed again between bounces.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 30 2014 09:29 PM
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I didn't realize that the spiky haired brother's name was Martin Brody and his wife was Ellen -- the names from Jaws!

Zvon
Jul 30 2014 09:39 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
I didn't realize that the spiky haired brother's name was Martin Brody and his wife was Ellen -- the names from Jaws!

I bet I missed more than I caught.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jul 31 2014 07:48 AM
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You know, now that I think about it, this really wasn't a very realistic film.

Ceetar
Jul 31 2014 07:57 AM
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I believe there was a clip of Times Square early on that advertised 12lb meatballs

Zvon
Jul 31 2014 10:42 AM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
You know, now that I think about it, this really wasn't a very realistic film.

You had to sleep on it?

themetfairy
Jul 31 2014 06:04 PM
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Ceetar wrote:
I believe there was a clip of Times Square early on that advertised 12lb meatballs


No - 1/2 pound meatballs.

Yes, we're watching it again on the DVR....

Zvon
Aug 02 2014 04:07 PM
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A sharknado was reported during the presidents race!




How long before "sharknado" is recognized as a real word & listed in a dictionary?

MFS62
Aug 04 2014 08:29 AM
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Was on vay-cay when it first aired. Caught it last night. The comments in this thread were right on. It was magnificently trashy-good. Citifield was the best actor in the movie.

Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 04 2014 09:55 AM
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How many damn mascots do the Nationals have?

Edgy MD
Aug 04 2014 06:09 PM
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Good point. Screech, the Eagle. The Gecko (Gordon?). Plus five presidents. And they they have other costumed furries showing up. They're out of control. It's freakin' Disneyland.