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batmagadanleadoff Aug 30 2014 01:59 AM

It's another baseball themed "Caption This" contest from The New Yorker. So caption this.... [fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg]

Benjamin Grimm Aug 30 2014 04:19 AM Re: Caption this

"When I told my wife I needed a new pair of spikes, this wasn't what I had in mind."

Zvon Aug 30 2014 02:17 PM Re: Caption this

batmagadanleadoff wrote: [fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg] "In 1922 we won it all. That was the year I pumped Ty Cobb."

d'Kong76 Aug 30 2014 02:24 PM Re: Caption this

batmagadanleadoff wrote: [fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg] "You fart?" "Nah, I think it was the guy in the heels."

HahnSolo Aug 30 2014 02:57 PM Re: Caption this

"Skip's been listening to Annie Savoy a bit too much, I think."

Lefty Specialist Aug 30 2014 05:36 PM Re: Caption this

batmagadanleadoff wrote: It's another baseball themed "Caption This" contest from The New Yorker. So caption this.... [fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg] "Boy, these stirrups are killing me."

Edgy MD Aug 30 2014 08:56 PM Re: Caption this

"Advertising on uniforms, they said. Big money for the union, they said. Then the Mets go out and sign a sponsorship deal with Valentino."

MFS62 Aug 31 2014 11:13 AM Re: Caption this

"When I saw Derek Jeter wearing them, I just knew I had to have a pair". Later

d'Kong76 Aug 31 2014 11:24 AM Re: Caption this

d'Kong76 wrote: batmagadanleadoff wrote: [fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg] "Thank you! They're from The Joe Torre Collection, available exclusively at Bloomie's"

smg58 Aug 31 2014 11:39 AM Re: Caption this

[fimg=555:74xe6adz]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg:74xe6adz] "They were attached to my locker with a note that said KNOW YOUR PLACE ROOK!"

Zvon Aug 31 2014 12:26 PM Re: Caption this

batmagadanleadoff wrote: [fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg] "It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you down. It's the pebble in your pump." ________________Thump Pumperino, manager of the Long Island Legstockings

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Sep 01 2014 12:58 AM Re: Caption this

"Bunting here would be the safe move, yep." [Spits; scratches genitals] "But how sexy is it?"

Lefty Specialist Sep 01 2014 07:00 AM Re: Caption this

batmagadanleadoff wrote: [fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg] "Sure, I always slide feet-first. Why do you ask?"

batmagadanleadoff Sep 14 2014 10:57 PM Re: Caption this

It's another baseball themed "Caption This" contest from The New Yorker. So caption this.... [fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg] The three finalists: [fimg=633]https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5585/15243942485_8fbf313074_o.jpg[/fimg]

Zvon Sep 16 2014 08:36 AM Re: Caption this

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: "Bunting here would be the safe move, yep." [Spits; scratches genitals] "But how sexy is it?" This wins here and beats all of those. Especially if you imagine Zap Brannigan(Futurama) as the guy.

d'Kong76 Sep 16 2014 09:04 AM Re: Caption this

I dunno, the 'get me my flats' line is pretty good.

Zvon Sep 16 2014 10:28 AM Re: Caption this

d'Kong76 wrote: I dunno, the 'get me my flats' line is pretty good. It is. It's the top of those three. And a close 2nd. I really tried to come up with a caption (I bet we all did) involving a walk to the mound but I couldn't think of a funny way to put it. The "flats" one nails it.

Zvon Sep 16 2014 10:30 AM Re: Caption this

Lefty Specialist wrote: [fimg=555]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg] "Boy, these stirrups are killing me." This ones up there too, in my book.

cooby Sep 16 2014 06:02 PM Re: Caption this

"When I saw Derek Jeter wearing them, I just knew I had to have a pair". Later I liked this one :)

Fman99 Sep 16 2014 07:12 PM Re: Caption this

[fimg=555:1536avqy]http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/09/01/p465/140901_contest_p465.jpg[/fimg:1536avqy] "They're ruby red, actually, not just red. They match my giant puffed up labia."